"Wife?"

"Am I handsome dressed like this?" Xu Mang was wearing a Batman sweatshirt, standing in front of the mirror in the storage room, posing as a contemplative, he felt that he was handsome, his charm value increased by three hundred percent, and the female creatures of the entire universe would bow down under his jeans.

“...”

"I said can you be normal?" Yang Xiaoman gritted his teeth in anger and scolded angrily: "Give my wife a suit... Don't be stupid and don't pull a few clothes like this idiot, you don't have a shame... I still want a face! People dress so formally, you dress like a clown. ”

"Suit?"

"It's too hot... Stand. Xu Mang frowned, he hated wearing a suit the most, although he had a figure in a suit, he didn't like to wear it, he felt very uncomfortable wearing it, and the studio was so hot, wouldn't wearing a suit be hot to death?

ultimately

Xu Mang insisted on his own idea, wearing a Batman sweatshirt, a pair of black leggings, and then a pair of limited-edition AJ, very young and energetic.

"It's ugly!"

"Tubula... I don't know why you like it so much. Yang Xiaoman pouted, full of complaints about Xu Mang's dress, she liked Xu Mang to wear a suit and become a gentleman, but Xu Mang liked to be a bandit.

"Dirt?"

"Are you funny?" Xu Mang frowned and said seriously: "I am the most fashionable hipster in the scientific world, the most intelligent scientist in the fashion industry, and I have played with comprehensive strength these years, and I can't help it... I'm just that awesome. ”

"Idiot!"

"You are the most idiot in the salted fish world, the most salted fish person in the idiot world. Yang Xiaoman couldn't stand Xu Mang's self-confidence, although he was already his wife, every time he saw his husband pretending to be forced, he was furious.

"Cut!"

"Then you don't understand me. Xu Mang said with disdain: "Xiao Man... There's something wrong with you... It's too superficial, you can only see the surface of everything, you can't see its connotation, its deepest soul, do you know the poem "Song of the Peach Blossom Temple"?"

Yang Xiaoman was stunned for a moment, and asked nervously: "Speaking of ancient poems... There are literary questions in the quiz session, you... How about your literary studies?"

"Literature?"

"I won the first prize for everyone in high school Ningshi essay!" Xu Mang said seriously: "You think it's fake?"

"Get out!"

"The first prize for breaking the essay has been on my lips... Are you annoyed?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him and said angrily: "I'll tell you... The program team has increased the difficulty for you, and you have to fight... If you come back with the last one, I'll screw your head off. ”

"Oops..."

"Relax!" Xu Mang didn't care at all, and said indifferently: "I'm always worried about this, worried about where... You still can't twist your head at every turn, can you be more elegant and easy-going?"

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

This idiot,

There will be no champion at that time, I can't kill you if you look at the old lady!

soon

When everything was cleaned up, Xu Mang took Xiao Man to the magic capital TV, and listened to this woman talking about precautions along the way, I have to say... Xiao Man feels more and more like being a mother, that kind of forced look, like the way his mother once educated herself.

Every daughter-in-law will become a mother-in-law,

I don't know if my son will fall into the war between his mother-in-law and daughter-in-law when he sees his daughter-in-law when he reaches the age of marriage.

"Wife?"

"What will you do to your daughter-in-law in the future?" Xu Mang said seriously: "For example, your daughter-in-law is a bit nonsense, and it happens to conflict with your ideas, do you just put up with it, or just go against her?"

"Me?"

"Of course I'm a sensible mother-in-law. Yang Xiaoman pursed his lips and said disdainfully: "I am all convincing people with reason... As long as the other party's reason can stand, I won't care about her if I kill her, how much love is, anyway, the two of them love each other, I'm very reasonable to be a mother. ”

Hehe...

Open your eyes and tell nonsense,

You can be reasonable, the sows are all up the tree!

Xu Mang doesn't think that Xiaoman is a good mother and a representative of a good mother-in-law, it is very likely that she is the kind of brutal mother and vicious mother-in-law played in TV series.

...

to the TV station,

Xu Mang was wearing polarizers and a hat as before, at this time he was standing at the door of the hall with Xiao Man, several security guards came to ask, and they were all sent away by Xiao Man, but those security guards stood on the side and did not leave, for fear that these two people were the kind of extreme people, rushing to the TV station...

soon

A middle-aged man ran over, and judging by his expression at the moment, he was nervous right now.

"Academician Xu!"

"Mr. Yang!"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry... It made the two of you wait for a long time. The middle-aged man hurriedly said, "Why don't you come to my office and sit down now?" ”

Seeing the three of them walk into the elevator, the security guards who were originally supervising Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman glanced at each other, and they all noticed a trace of horror, which... This is the director... I met two young people, so groveling...

Star?

Even if it's a star, it's like this, it's impossible to make the big leaders of Modu TV so flustered, unless...

The identities of these two people are...

Unthinkable!

At this point,

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman sat in the director's office, different from the people they visited, the two of them behaved very casually, especially Xu Mang... The whole person looked lazy and lazy, and he didn't take the leader in front of him seriously at all.

"Mr. Yang?"

"Is your uncle okay?" asked the director with a smile.

"It's ok. ”

"It's been a long time since I got in touch. Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: "My husband often meets him, but there is no way... Sometimes I go to the capital on a business trip and meet my uncle by the way, but you also know... My uncle is busy, and my husband is even busier. ”

"Yes, yes, yes!"

The director glanced at the listless Xu Mang, and asked cautiously, "Academician Xu... You didn't get a good rest yesterday?"

"It's ok. ”

"Anyway, I'm curious, Director Zhou... How did you come up with the idea of launching such a show?" Xu Mang asked curiously: "I met a little star a few days ago, who seems to be a judge of a certain program in your station, similar to "My Scholarly Daddy"... But I can't say enough about that show. ”

Director Zhou was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly said: "That show... There are indeed many problems, and I can't imagine that Academician Xu knows about it. ”

"Oh..."

"I searched casually. Xu Mang smiled: "What do you think about it?"

“...”

"Actually, this is an attempt, originally we didn't expect "My Scholarly Daddy" to become a hit, on the contrary, we had great expectations for another show, and as a result... It deviated from what we expected. Director Zhou said: "That's probably it." ”

"I see..."

"It's good to do a few more shows like this, so that the public can understand the charm of science. Xu Mang nodded and said seriously: "Keep up the good work." ”

Words fall,

Chong Xiaoman said: "Wife... This kind of show has to be sponsored!"

"Hmm!"

"In the next season of "My Scholarly Dad", Xu Yang High-tech Company has been titled!" Yang Xiaoman said indifferently: "Director Zhou... There should be no problem, right? I'll give double. ”

"That..."

"Then thank you Mr. Yang!" Director Zhou was surprised, he was really worried about how to establish a good communication channel with the Yang family, but he didn't expect it to be established so suddenly.

Then

Director Guo and Director Ouyang came to the office and saw two young people sitting inside, but the director looked nervous, and knew that these two people must be Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman.

"Director Guo!"

"Director Ouyang!"

"Come on, come on..."

Director Zhou hurriedly greeted the two, and then introduced to Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman: "Academician Xu, Mr. Yang, this is the person in charge of the program group of "My Scholarly Dad", and this is the director of the program..."

"Hello Academician Xu, hello Mr. Yang!"

"Hello Academician Xu, hello Mr. Yang!"

The two of them were very respectful to Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, after all, even their own director respected these two people so much, and they didn't need to say anything, everything was in words and deeds.

"Academician Xu..."

"I think you must have understood the rules before, but because you are so strong, it affects the principle of fairness and justice that the program team has always implemented, so... We've revised the rules. Director Ouyang said cautiously: "Specifically, a link has been added, and you already know what link." ”

"And..."

"In an hour or so, why don't you go backstage with me to prepare?" Ouyang said, "We have prepared a small room for you." ”

"Oh..."

"Can you go with my wife?" asked Xu Mang.

"Yes!"

...

background

In a small room,

Xu Mang was sitting on the sofa, crossing Erlang's legs and knocking melon seeds on the other, not caring at all about what was going to happen next.

"How's this mask?"

Yang Xiaoman took a beaming mask and asked with a smile: "I feel pretty good... Why don't you put it on?"

"I'm a dad now!"

"You let me wear this joyful mask?" Xu Mang said with a dark face, "Can you give me a little bit of dignity?"

"Humph!"

"Annoying!"

Yang Xiaoman glanced at her, and then continued to choose the mask, and soon she took a fancy to another mask, which was the mask of Ultraman Tiga, and said casually: "Give... Future your son's favorite Ultraman mask. ”

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

This woman...

Hopeless!

ultimately

Xu Mang chose the mask of the main character Faceless Man in Hayao Miyazaki's film "Spirited Away", he likes this character very much, the faceless man has a very strong symbolism, of course... There is another layer of meaning.

"Huh?"

"How did you choose this?" Yang Xiaoman frowned and asked curiously, "Is there any point?"

"Because of Chihiro's help, the faceless man has gained a real kind of salvation from the soul, from a man-eating monster to Granny Qian's assistant. Xu Mang touched Xiao Man's head and showed a shallow smile: "It's like I became what I am now because of you." ”

"Husband~"

Yang Xiaoman was moved, and this unexpected gentleness instantly melted his heart.

"Husband!"

"I love you!" Yang Xiaoman hugged Xu Mang and said gently: "Although I love you very much... But if you don't get the first place, I'll still beat you to death. ”

Xu Mang: ???

......