Chapter 1113: The Stupid Hanging Player Scores!
And then......
The whole team of Yilan was directly dumbfounded!
Because there was no one near the midfield, and even half a minute ago, they were laughing at the 'stupid players' of the kung fu football team in their hearts.
We've been pressing in your penalty area, even if you're a striker, you should pay a return visit, and you're still hanging around the midfield, isn't this a neurotic?
But now, everything has changed!
"it?!"
The Kung Fu Football Team's 'sleepwalking' players seemed to suddenly wake up and catch the ball in a daze, but they didn't catch it, and the ball flew directly towards the opponent's goal.
"Chase it!!"
"Good chance, catch up, shoot !!"
The other team members yelled as if they hated that iron could not be made of steel, and finally woke up the sleepwalking team member.
Then he ran away!!
Then, catch up with the ball and frantically dribble towards the opponent's goal.
But the problem is that even if it's just a simple dribble, this product is crooked and very spicy!
In this scene, the players and fans of the non-kung fu football team couldn't help but scold their mothers.
"Damn, there is still such a thing?!"
"What the fuck!"
"This guy is too spicy chicken, isn't it?
"Wait...... They even rushed to the opposite side of the penalty area!"
"This ???"
"Damn, we Yilan won't lose to such a spicy chicken team, right?!"
Yilan's fans were collectively dumbfounded.
Yilan's players were even more desperate in their confusion.
"Nima?!"
"What the is this?!"
"Damn, there's going to be a big problem, what the is going to do!"
"Chase, chase, cha!!se, chase"
"Desperately chasing, this guy is very bad with the ball, and he can even make the ball two or three meters away from him, as long as he catches up, we can snatch the ball, fast!!"
The Yilan players were like crazy, roaring madly and chasing desperately.
Truly.
Because the players of the 'sleepwalking' kung fu football team are really not very good at dribbling the ball, they are crooked, and they often have to catch up and control the ball, resulting in not being very fast, so the distance between them is getting shorter and shorter......
However......
The distance between the sleepwalker and the Ilanche penalty area is also getting closer and closer!!
"Hurry up!!"
The players in Yilan are going crazy, and everyone is extremely anxious.
"Gotta stop him!"
"If we lose the fuck to a team like this, do we still have the face to mess around in the World Cup?!"
"Fack!! run for me!"
Mad!
All the players in Yilan went crazy, and directly burst out of their extreme physical strength, chasing frantically......
It's not that they're so dedicated, but in their opinion, the kung fu football team is just too spicy!
Judging from the performance of this whole game, it is simply a spicy chicken among spicy chickens, amateurs among amateurs, and it is chaotic after a normal game, and there is nothing eye-catching at all!
That is, shit luck, every time someone happened to block the path of the shot, so it was not scored.
And now the fuck looks like we're going to lose?
Losing to such a team, do we still have the face to mess up?
Go home and feed the pigs, Farke!!
It's not that they can't fail, but they definitely can't accept such a failure, so they all fight.
Seeing that the distance between the two sides is getting closer and closer.
But......
The sleepwalker still staggered the ball into the box......
The distance between the two sides is no more than two meters!
But......
Bang!
Shot!
The Yilan players were desperate, because the opponent was no more than three meters away from the goal!! so close that even a special elementary school student could kick it casually.
Puff ......
Several Yilan players directly knelt on the court with a confused and desperate face, completely stunned.
But......
Bang!!!!
The ball hit the post straight and then bounced back......
All Ilans for help: "(ΩДΩ)????"
All referees and spectators on the scene: "Σ(⊙▽⊙"a????"
"?"
"This won't go in?!"
"What the hell!"
Everyone was stupid.
It's the biggest joke of all, and at such a close distance, without anyone defending, you can still kick it to the post?
Neurotic!
Even if you let a pig kick it, you can kick it in, right?!
"Fack!"
The desperate Yilan players suddenly rekindled their hope: "Grab the ball !!"
However......
Although the sleepwalker is 'shit', his 'awareness' is still online, and the moment the ball hits the goalpost, he pounces directly and makes up for it.
This......
Finally in!
In the desperate, bewildered, and frightened eyes of all the Italian players, he scored against the post!!!
Sticking to the doorpost!!
Meaning, I almost hit the post again!
But...... It's a pity, it's still a little bit.
The whistle blew.
It was less than half a minute before the end of the day.
All the players in Yilan, as well as everyone now, everyone in front of the TV, all understand that Yilan ...... Lost!
It's such a weird, egg-hurting, and 'desperate' loss!
"Can you lose?!"
"What the hell is Elan's shit?"
"They all kicked the post just now, why didn't they go to grab the ball in the first place, but just knelt down? Missed the best opportunity, and the loss was all because of themselves!"
"Losing to a team with such a spicy chicken...... Count me wrong, and since then, I've lost my fan! I don't like Yilan anymore!"
"Olinshit! I've never seen such a spicy chicken team, I didn't expect to win Yilan, fucking hell!"
......
Yilan's fans are all spraying.
Fans of the Kung Fu football team cheered and shouted wildly......
Many people even rushed directly to the court, singing and dancing, and dancing extremely hilarious.
However.
Yilan asked for help and coaches, but they were all stunned, extremely uncomfortable and desperate.
"We ...... Lost!"
"How is that possible?Why would you lose to such a team?!"
"We were all to blame for the opportunity just now, we didn't expect ......"
"Who the would have thought that?! Farke! So close, even a pig could kick in, and he could kick it to the post!!"
"I'm desperate!"
The goalkeeper fell to his knees and burst into tears: "Blame me, blame me, I shouldn't be impulsive......"
"It's not your fault, it's our decision together. ”
"Yes, I don't blame you, I blame them for being too vegetable!"
"Those Beechcraft! No one could have imagined that they could shoot at the post at such a close distance, and everyone was desperate at the time, so no one can be blamed......"
(End of chapter)