Chapter 1114: Lost Lei Lou!
If you want to blame, you can only blame the kung fu football team for being too vegetable!"
"yes, I've never seen a team with such a spicy chicken!"
"If it weren't for them, we would never have made such a big mistake and ......"
"Ah!!hh
Everyone in Yilan, from the players to the coaches to the club's top management, was extremely angry.
What the is this?!
Obviously, the opponent is a super garbage, not even an amateur team, they are dignified, a giant...... I actually lost!!
Convinced?
How can you be convinced?!
If it weren't for them, how could we Yilan send out all the goalkeepers, attack wildly, and not defend at all?!
They should be too vegetable!
If it weren't for them, how could we be stunned at the last minute?
Who the would have thought that they could shoot at the post from a distance of three meters? With this kind of strength, they can enter the World Cup? Crazy!!
It is precisely because of the existence of this 'subconscious' that they all think that they have lost, so they will give up directly, and even fall to their knees, screaming in despair......
However, this one was kicked to the post!
It's a pity that by the time they reacted, the guy had already made up for it, and he was able to break the goal......
!!
This feeling is like going out to buy a pack of cigarettes by yourself, and you have met five men who cuckolded yourself!
How to describe it?
I can't describe it.
I just want to die!
Want to die!!!!
I want to die, understand?!
However......
Whether they wanted to die or not, the referee was still waiting to get off work, and soon blew the whistle, and the remaining twenty seconds or so started again......
And then......
Gone!
Where can Yilan, who has 'collapsed', form any effective offensive? In the end, directly GG!
Or is it the kind of complete GG......
Not only did they lose the game, but they also lost people, and even their mentality exploded completely.
What a thousand people are pointing at, and what they are pointing to......
But they don't have any way yet, and they can't talk about their suffering!
Yes, they are all unconvinced, and they all think that the kung fu football team is simply shit luck.
But this can't change the facts, what awaits them can only be the crazy abuse of countless fans......
......
Domestically, I don't know how many fans cheered wildly.
"Hahaha, win!"
"Awesome, the kung fu football team is awesome!"
"It's finally not a round of kneeling, hahahaha, and attack the champion!"
"This can be won, to be honest, I don't have any hope anymore because I've been pressed in the penalty area and can't get out, but the result is ......"
"Hahaha, who made Yilan's goalkeepers run out and attack?
"This is really luck, the luck of the kung fu football team is directly invincible, no one can beat it!"
"You can win this, and there is nothing to say~!"
"However, the kung fu football team still has to work hard, and it can be seen through this competition that their strength is really much different from the world's top teams, that is, this time they are lucky, otherwise they ......"
", who doesn't know this?In the end, everyone understands this, the key is that they won, do they understand if they win?So there is only one thing we have to do now, and that is to cheer for them~~~!"
Domestic cheers were filmed.
......
Lin Yi and his entourage are also very satisfied!
Is this acting skill qualified?
That's definitely qualified, not even just qualified, but also full marks!
Wu Shihao couldn't help laughing directly: "I'm really going to die of laughter, this Yilan is too cooperative, right?
"At least one more time to hide. ”
"Hahaha!" Dad also smiled from ear to ear: "If you want me to say the same, our luck is so good, Yilan simply sent it to the door to act for us by herself......"
Didn't you just send it to your door?
At the beginning, he was pressed in the penalty area and played the whole game.
In fact, everyone in the entire kung fu football team, including Wu Shihao, is trying to find a way and looking for opportunities, hoping to win this game in the most 'shit luck' way......
But I never found a chance.
Even, they were ready to show some strength in extra time and forced a goal.
But as a result, they actually sent all the goalkeepers over?
If you don't take advantage of such a great opportunity, you will really be foolish!
directly and deliberately give a flaw to lead them to shoot, and then catch the ball with the goalkeeper's super personal strength, and then open a big foot and pass it to the player who seems to be sleepwalking, but in fact has already arranged it......
Then, dribble all the way into the penalty area!
"If you want me to say, that kid is really bad. ”
Wu Shihao smiled: "It's too similar, you can make a moth with a ball, and now I'm afraid the whole world is scolding us!"
"Forget it, even in the last three meters, I have to play the kick post again, I am really convinced, I must praise him!"
Lin Yi also nodded again and again: "It's a matter of praise!"
Doesn't it have to be liked?
This 'actor' is simply too professional!
If you don't know the inside story, even if it's yourself, you can't see the clues......
......
Time passes.
Not surprisingly, Yilan was directly scolded as a dog, and the whole team, from the club's senior management to the cold bench players, jumped out to apologize, wanting to calm the anger of the fans, but the effect was obviously not good.
The kung fu football team was also directly selected as the 'accidental No.1' spicy chicken team......
After all, in everyone's opinion, the performance of the kung fu football team is too bad for Te Niang.
However......
And that's just the beginning!
Immediately afterwards, several old giants were scored by the kung fu football team in an almost identical way, in the last three minutes!
Until the sky is shading.
When the kung fu football team meets the old powerhouse of the 'Yellow Horse'...... The scene of being crushed in the forbidden area and ravaged madly reappeared!
That's it.
But the most annoying thing about Teniang is that Huang Ma couldn't score a goal during the whole game!
And then?
Then, in the final minutes, the Kung Fu football team found an opportunity to stumble, stumble, and almost roll and crawl before 'lucky' to rush into the box and shoot......
As a result, this time the shot was skewed.
The Yellow Horse goalkeeper sneered and pounced as soon as possible, full of confidence.
Outcome......
Bang!
The ball hits the edge of the goalpost and then ......
Suddenly there was a sharp turn!
Burst!!!
Broken door!
......
All the yellow horses asked for help and fans were stunned in place: "I am ????"
And that's not all.
The most absolutely absolute.
The player who shot the damn shot was stunned, and it took a long time before he jumped three feet high.
"it?!"
"I broke the door!"
"I scored!"
"Oh my God, I actually scored!!"
All the 'Yellow Horse People' fell for it.
I'm throwing Lei Lou!
You don't have any confidence in your own feelings, you don't think you can score?!
(End of chapter)