"Give me a cappuccino! ”

This is the sixteenth day of my coming to the world, and almost every day at this hour, I will come to Eighth Street, No. 8 Hutong, this shop called 'Yue Ba Ke', sit at the No. 8 table, at 12:08, a little girl with the work number 008, called 'Eight Sauce', will serve me a cup of coffee.

I loved afternoon tea when I was a human, and I still do that after becoming a god. It's just that now Oriental tea has been replaced by a foreign product like 'coffee', but it doesn't hurt. Although the coffee tastes beautiful, it is still not as mellow as the tea!

Hachi-chan is a young and cute little girl, and every time she smiles at me, I can see the shallow pear vortex on her face, as well as her white teeth and red gums......

I really enjoyed chatting with her and she always brought me something new and made me jaw-dropping. At the end of each conversation, she would stretch out her slender hand, and every time she smiled, her eyes bent into a line.

At first, I thought she was going to shake my hand, but whenever I reached over, she would quickly hit my outstretched hand and say with a shy face: Nasty!

I was puzzled! After a lot of back and forth, I finally understood Hachi-chan's intentions, and it turned out that she was asking me for a tip.

It turned out to be a reward! Hachi-chan is really cute.

I don't know why, Hachi-chan likes to talk to me very much. She told me that my lucky number was 'eight'. I asked her what the lucky number was. She explained what horoscopes and the 12 signs of heaven and earth.

As soon as I heard her explanation, I immediately thought that this so-called horoscope is not exactly the same as the divination method that I am good at!

Hachi-chan said that young people like these strange things nowadays, which makes me interested. So with her help, I used the mobile phone given to me by the god of love to establish a social account, and with the title of 'the world returns to the heart', I started to make a living on the Internet for others.

And I rely on my excellent professional quality, humorous and well-informed conversation, as well as Yushu's appearance in the wind, I quickly gained a large number of men and women, and today I am here to meet a woman who is called 'Confused Rabbit on the Moon' on the Internet.

At this time. She sat across from me, staring at me blankly, but I could still tell that she was depressed, which was the right of a god. And many times, I don't bother to use this ability in the human world, I just want to blend in here and experience all the pleasures that mortal life brings.

She had curly hair and looked like a pastry in the Heavenly Palace. Her face was smeared with rouge gouache, and she was dressed quite gorgeously, and she looked like she should be a daughter from a big family.

"Are you the heart of the world?"

There was a hint of disbelief in her tone.

"That's right, it's down there!"

In my speech, I have always adhered to the attitude of a god, and I am awe-inspiring!

But obviously the 'Moon Rabbit' doesn't eat this set, she said that she didn't expect that the well-known fortune teller on the Internet would be so young and handsome, not at all the kind of fairy wind and bones she thought in her heart.

It's also the first time I've been questioned by others, and I'm actually a little happy!

"How do you tip so much!"

As she drank her coffee, she wondered about the fact that I had tipped Hachi-chan.

"What's wrong?"

Hearing her ask, I also wondered, isn't tipping a common thing?

"I don't know how the uncle is worth, but the tip is something that depends on the place to give, generally in a place of this size, less than fifty is enough!"

"Oh. ”

I turned to look at the waitress who had just received a fifty tip from the Moon Rabbit, and when she passed by Hachi-chan, she lowered her head, and actually had the illusion of 'winning or losing'.

Hey! Sometimes it's really hard to understand the mind of mortals.

"How do you call the Confused Bunny under the Moon, this strange name?"

Every time I work, I start by chatting with the counselor to deepen my human presence and take the opportunity to understand the way of thinking of modern young people.

"Because I like rabbits and the moon, and I'm usually confused about things, so many factors add up to become like this. ”

Wow, a very simple and straightforward explanation, the touching story I had been expecting didn't come out.

The two of us finished their coffee, and I was ready to move on to today's topic, so I asked.

"The girl is here this time to ask for advice on emotions and other things, right?"

"Hmm. In addition to emotions, I also want to ask some questions about life, destiny and the like. ”

When the Moon Rabbit heard me talk about the subject, his eyes suddenly brightened.

I smiled faintly, I didn't care about this kind of request, it was nothing more than consuming some more mana.

"The number of people's lives is determined by heaven, and many matters have already been arranged by God, and through the principle of gossip and calculation, we can analyze the blessings and misfortunes, I call it the mandate of heaven!"

"Uh......"

The Moon Rabbit was confused, apparently bluffed by my rhetoric. She asked, staring at her wide, puzzled eyes.

"Don't you need me to provide a birthday or something? I watch TV dramas like this......"

"No, you don't. ”

"Then don't you use props like tortoiseshells, copper coins, and rice?"

"Those don't need to be either. ”

Hey!?

The Moon Rabbit is even more confused, and now she should be called Super Confused Bunny under the Moon, I think it's more accurate!

I closed my eyes and the fingers of my left hand raced. At this moment, her mind has flown to the nine heavens, looking for the one that belongs to her in the starry sky. A flash of light flashed, and I found a faint glow in the galaxy that echoed my mana, and I drove my divine sense to follow it.

"You have just turned twenty-one this year, and your birthday is on April 16. ”

"Yes, yes, I just had my birthday yesterday. ”

"You started talking when you were three years old, and when you were five years old, you were naughty and left a scar on your left shoulder. You come from a well-to-do family, and you are gentle and courteous, and you are highly respected. You've been doing well in your studies, and now you're studying at a well-known university......"

"Wow! You're right, that's amazing. ”

The Moon Rabbit looked stunned and agreed with what I had seen in the stars.

"But, your destiny is a little weird!"

"What's wrong?"

I'm an upright god, and I don't want to hide anything. I explained to the Moon Rabbit.

"In your previous life, you came from the Heavenly Palace, and you were a fairy under the Fairy Chang'e, feeding the Moon Rabbit. That's why you're so obsessed with the moon and rabbits in your life!"

"Ah, what's wrong with my destiny. ”

Mortal women will be very happy when they hear someone say that they are fairies, it seems that what the god of love said is very reasonable!

"You are one of the fairies that Fairy Chang'e sits down the most, so when you are fifteen years old, you will have a catastrophe of life and death, which is really the summoning of Fairy Chang'e to you. But..."

"But what?"

"But someone saved you from this calamity and died for you. This man is your brother!"

"Ah......h

Moon Rabbit burst into tears because I told her sad past and reminded her of the things she didn't want to recall.

I handed her a tissue, and her mood went down. I don't know what's going on, but since I came to the world, my seven emotions and six desires have grown day by day.

"So, your destiny shouldn't have been. But your brother's fate is not wrong, although there is providence in this, but it is more of an elder brother's love for his sister!"

Actually, I don't know why, even as a god, I don't have the right to peek into more destiny.

"For mortals, the doctrine of destiny is a vague thing, and the old saying goes, if you believe, you will have, and if you don't believe, you will not. I would like to remind you to avoid climbing higher and not to go out on full moon nights. ”

"Hmmm......"

The Moon Rabbit was convinced of my words and kept nodding his head.

"Then there's your relationship problem. Since your destiny has changed, death has turned into love. Although love is not fatal, it can make you miserable and depressed. Moreover, the love calamity has now been fulfilled!"

"Ah, how can I be in so much trouble?"

Moon Rabbit shouted loudly as she heard her ill-fated fate, grabbing her hair.

"Have you been courted lately and you're interested?"

"Yes...... Some. ”

When the Moon Rabbit thought of this, his joy overflowed.

"You need to be cautious!"

I said it in the head, without mercy.

"You mean, he...... He's my love affair."

"That's right!"

The Moon Rabbit was a little flustered, she had a glimmer of hope for the man who had been pursuing her for a long time, and she didn't dare to doubt what I said. It's hard to break.

"So what should I do?"

"You have to pay attention to his phone, he has two, one you don't know. ”

"Yikes!"

The Moon Rabbit let out a cry of surprise, as if thinking of something. Then he kept shaking his head, denying the idea. In the end, he said a short goodbye to me, promised to give me a reward later, and left Yue Ba Ke.

Actually, I don't care about the honorarium, and it's satisfying to be able to help them. This is self-cultivation as a god!

Hachi-chan changed into casual clothes and walked up to me, she should have finished working hours, I remember that she was still in school in the city, and she would come out to do some part-time work when she didn't have classes.

"What are you doing? ”

"It's nothing, this world is so beautiful, I haven't had time to be in a daze. ”

Puff~

Hachi-chan pursed her lips and was happy, maybe for her age, I might be that kind of strange uncle.

"Since the world is so beautiful, then I'll put the icing on the cake for you! I have a lot of free time now, so I'll take you to a very interesting place, okay?"

"Hmm. ”

I nodded, glad to accept Hachi-chan's request. To a certain extent, the arrival of Hachi-chan did make up for the time that Xiao Qinglong was away.

Oh, my little green dragon, when shall I see your little and delicate form?

...

"What is this place?"

"Haven't you been here? This is a video game city, it's very fun. You can play all kinds of video games here, and you can catch lots and lots of cute dolls!"

"I see. ”

I watched the screen reflect the images of various characters dueling, the extremely dynamic sound effects, and the exhilarating fights, and in an instant, I fell in love with it.

I walked up to the tin machine with the various figures, sat on a stool, and began to learn how to operate it.

Ahhh~

The characters on the screen are not controlled by me at all, and the plot introduction is always being broadcast on the screen......

Puff~

Hachi-chan laughed behind me, and she said to me.

"It seems that you really haven't been to this place, uncle!

To be honest, I'm a little bit angry. I was really old, 2,000 or 3,000, I can't remember. But the way I look at the moment, in the world, is obviously only twenty-seven or eighteen!

"How do you play this?"

Angry is angry. As a god, I don't get angry over such trivial matters!

"Well, here's for you. ”

Hachi-chan tossed over a couple of coins with the sun on them.

"This is the game currency, you put it into the game currency according to the number of placements stated on the game console, and then press this red button!"

"That's it!"

I said, pointing to the central slot of the machine.

It shows that two in-game coins are required.

Soon, all the game currency that Hachi-chan gave me was used up. It seems that my talent for the game is really bad, even if I use mana to predict the opponent's movements, or because of a mistake in the operation, which leads to the death of the character I use.

What should I do? I wandered around the house without in-game currency, but I couldn't find Hachi-chan. I don't know where to get this thing called in-game currency.

That's when it happened. There was a shouting sound next to the machine with many dolls. I followed the sound and walked over and found Hachi-chan surrounded in the middle. She stared intently at the hook claw inside the machine, operating unhurriedly in her hands.

"Hey~ failed again. ”

"Yes, the little girl can't do it!"

"I just said that I grabbed a doll and won the world......"

Everyone around them followed suit, and Hachi-chan's face instantly turned red.

When she saw me, it was like seeing a lifesaver, hoping that I could save her from fire and water.

Of course, I am duty-bound, and if Hachi-chan is in trouble, I will definitely help.

She led me to the front desk, and I exchanged the money for two boxes full of in-game currency. Under Hachi-chan's teaching, I began my first experience of catching dolls.

Wow, this thing is so difficult to control, there have been several times when I was about to catch the target, but I didn't expect it to fall down again in the process of ascent.

I felt Hachi-chan's force coming through my arm, and she was very nervous at the moment.

So I used my mana......

"Oh my God! what is this~"

"The crane machine is about to be emptied!"

"Wow! The man who dominates the crane machine has appeared. ”

The cheers from the crowd drew the attention of the staff, who watched in amazement as I emptied a few crane machines, showing expressions that were more ugly than crying.

"What's wrong with them?"

I asked curiously.

"They must be very sorry now that they put a crane machine in the arcade!"

Hachi-chan said to me as he counted the dolls on the ground.

I still don't understand what's at stake, but when I see Hachi-chan happy, I don't think it's a big deal.

When we left the game hall, at Hachi-chan's suggestion, we exchanged the captured dolls for game currency, and then exchanged game currency for money.

Hachi-chan put the money in her pocket and smiled that blindly, she must have been very happy at this time!

I said that I had run out of money today and was going to go home and cook.

After hearing my words, Hachi-chan's expression returned to normal, and she told me: There are some things that need to be dealt with at school, so let's eat another day.

Looking at Ai-chan's departing figure, I couldn't help but sigh: This woman is really extraordinary!