"Wow, Rongrong, can you move freely?"

When I opened my eyes, I saw the little green dragon crawling on top of me. At this moment, her body shape has returned to more than half a meter in length, and the scales on her body are becoming more and more visible, and her appearance is much cuter than when she was an adult.

When did she climb on top of me? I didn't even notice it.

Xiaoqinglong's surname is boiling, and his single name is a Rong character. According to her own account, she is a distant relative of the Dragon King of the North Sea, the eldest of the five great masters. I never doubted the authenticity of this matter again, because I didn't care at all, mainly because I wasn't familiar with the Dragon King of the North Sea......

"Rong Rong, how do you feel?"

I whispered the name of the little green dragon, and she seemed to hear it, and with a thud, flew up to the ceiling and circled beautifully over my head.

Rong Rong can't speak yet, but she can already understand the general meaning of what I said! Seeing that she recovered quickly, the most worrying thing in her heart has finally come to an end. Whenever I think of Rong Rong's cute Lori appearance, I look forward to it.

I opened my personal social account, and there were a lot of comments on it. I skimmed through it and found that it was all advertisements for various products, and I found a clear stream among the various advertisements. With a green sign, four big characters are written squarely - Caoliu Community!

Of course, I immediately made a decision to enter, and a new world appeared in front of my eyes that was enough to change my 'view of divine life'. As a god who has lived for thousands of years, this is the first time I've come into contact with such a thing!

The topic of 'scumbags' is being discussed in the grass stream community. Once again, I came across a new word, and I immediately replied and asked what a scumbag meant.

A netizen named 'I love you for two or three days' immediately replied: Isn't it? Uncle, you don't know this, you're from Mars, right?

This speech is full of contempt, I am used to it, and I have long understood the more angry side of netizens. I asked again: Please advise!

I love you not to reply in two or three days: I really can't help you, scumbags are men, the kind of people who are extremely irresponsible and play with women's feelings at will.

I got it, and I understood it thoroughly. In the era in which I live, men like this are all spurned by thousands of people and have no good end!

Loving you is not a rare avatar for two or three days, which reminds me of the bewitching pipa spirits I was lucky enough to meet. The face of the person in the avatar is pale, with pink hair covering half of the face, black oil under the eye sockets, and something like a bell hanging from the mouth and ears.

As a god with a strong thirst for knowledge, I naturally don't miss the opportunity to communicate with each different individual, so I chatted privately with this person who loves you for more than two or three days.

"Hello, what's going on with your avatar? I'm interested, can you talk to me?"

The first time I typed so many words into the chat box, I felt a cramp in one of my fingers.

"You're so rude!"

I love you not to reply quickly in two or three days, less than two seconds after I hit enter, a message came to my phone with an angry expression.

Am I being rude? I don't think so. Just as I was about to continue asking, news came from there: Uncle doesn't know about the 'Funeral Love Family'?

I wondered in my heart, could this be some kind of monster organization? And I'm definitely not from Mars, and that place is not as beautiful as our Heavenly Palace.

"Love is so beautiful, why should it be buried?"

"I said, uncle, you're here to lift the bar, right?"

"No, I just want to understand these things because I haven't heard of them and I find them interesting. ”

“fuck！”

When I love you not two or three days after sending a foreign text, the avatar turns gray. When the pink hair turns black-gray, it looks even more eerie.

After not loving you for two or three days, I returned to the grass-flow community homepage, and a post called 'Tang Baobao' was at the top of the list.

The title on the post is 'Say you know the scumbag's behavior'.

There were a lot of replies, and I flipped through them with interest.

'On the Moon' replied: I have a friend who has known her boyfriend for more than five years and is in a long-distance relationship. At first, both parents disagreed, but both of them were more persistent. Later, the parents of the two sides met, and my friend's parents said that as long as they stayed together until the end of the year, they could get married. As a result, during the Chinese New Year, the man cheated and had two girlfriends at the same time, and the man explained that he was afraid that my friend would regret it and dump himself.

I replied to the post below: It's really hateful that the man feels right when he steps on two boats!

'Black sweater worn backwards' replied: My boyfriend when I was in school, the living expenses were not high at that time, he took a fancy to a 500 yuan watch, and asked me to spend money to buy it for him. Note that he took the initiative to take care of me, and I saved money at the time and bought it for him. As a result, within a few months, he didn't like it. Later, I was told that the family had replaced him with a new one.

I replied to the post below: The woman is working hard, but she is not ladylike, come on!

'Lonely Neon' replied: I think the most scummy thing is that you have always been good to him, he accepts everything, and as long as you confess, he will refuse. Then say in front of your mutual friend how much he likes you and how much you don't like him.

I don't know how to reply to this one, and I feel that this behavior has risen to another level.

'Loud explosion' replied: You weak explosions. Borrow money, sleep with you, dump you. Don't take the initiative, don't refuse, don't be responsible. A few simple words are enough!

I also followed the army of netizens to reply to the post one after another: Kneel for the big guy!, although I don't know what this sentence means......

As I continued to flip through the post, an ad popped up at the bottom! The red interface reads 'Fun Red Moon', and it depicts an ancient soldier in armor carrying an exaggerated weapon on his shoulder.

Looks like it should be a game, so I clicked in. Wow, it's the kind of music that makes my blood boil.

The difficulty of the game's operation is very low, even a game idiot like me can easily control it, even if you encounter a monster that embarrasses me, as long as you click on the recharge interface and buy a few flashing weapons, you can easily clear the level. In this way, I started the upgrade road of fighting monsters while recharging.

When the youkai finally dies under my sword, it feels like the thrill of victory after a real battlefield battle! I feel like I'm no longer a spring god, but a game god!

After turning off 'Fun Red Moon', another ad popped up. It depicts a scantily clad sexy woman holding pai gow in each hand, and the page reads, 'Southgate Casino is online!'.

It dawned on me that this was a casino! I should be playing with the majority of netizens, and I am very good at 'gambling'.

I think that when I was in the Heavenly Palace, it can be said that I was invincible in the heavens! What Lao Jun's elixir and Xingjun's wine all have to be in my pocket.

After signing up for an account according to the prompts, I appeared at the South Gate Casino under the name of 'God of Spring'. I'm going to leave my mark as a god here, in this online casino!

I chose a game called 'dice bao', the rules are similar to guessing the size of the dice, and the main thing is that I haven't seen any other 'playing cards', 'roulette' and so on.

The dealer is dressed in black, with a smile on her face all the time, and she is a woman who makes people look very comfortable.

For the first time, I pressed the 'big' dice cup lid and opened it, with '1', '3', '5' being small.

The division was unfavorable, and I regrouped and continued to attack.

The second time I pressed the 'double' and 'single' respectively, how about it? Whatever you shake, you're sure to hit!" I thought to myself. The dice cup lid opens and the three '3's are all around!

You won't be able to carry it like this!

Thirty minutes later, I lost the last ten dollars and was kicked out of the room. I think that my spring god I will be ruined in this small online platform. I decided to retreat and practice for a few days, and I will definitely 'bloodbath' the South Gate Casino!

It was close to noon, so I turned off my phone and prepared to go to Xiangyue Bake for afternoon tea. At this time, Rong Rong floated to my side, surrounded me, and kept circling.

"Rong Rong wants to go out with me?"

She stopped abruptly and stared straight at me.

"But if you go out like this, you'll scare the humans! ”

Shout~

Rong Rong used her mana, and bursts of green smoke appeared around her, and after the smoke dissipated, Rong Rong changed into a dog......

"Rong Rong, what are you doing? Have you forgotten that I am the most hated dog!"

I've hated dogs for a long time. I still remember clearly that day, there was a 'three-eyed' in the Heavenly Palace, and you may have a lot of doubts about why there are three eyes and no one in the eyes, but this is the case, not only him, but even his dog is so annoying.

The gods in the Heavenly Palace were convinced of him, but I don't think so, who let his dog bite me!

So, in his Taoist hall Meishan-Guanjiangkou, every spring will be at night for a few months......

That's right. His surname is Yang, and we all call him 'Gukou Erlang'.

Rong Rong felt the anger in my heart, and changed into a docile cat again.

I walked out of the room with the orange and white Rongrong in her arms, her eyes closed, and she lay in my arms with a look of enjoyment.

"I'm sorry, sir. Pets are not allowed here. ”

"She's not my pet's ......"

"Sir, I can understand your feelings, and I would like to ask you to support us in our work. ”

Wow! It turns out that eight grams of the month are not allowed to bring pets in, what a miscalculation.

I don't know, how long will it take for Rong Rong to turn into a human form? I sat outside and stroked Rong Rong's belly.

"Hachi-chan, didn't you come today?"

I said to the strange waiter who brought me the coffee.

"I'm sorry, sir. I don't quite know. ”

"Oh. ”

After handing him a twenty dollar tip, she nodded and left. Without Hachi-chan's special smile, I felt a little unnatural. Sure enough, it's still the eight sauces who are the most understanding of the divine will!

I sipped the coffee called 'latte' and drank it in my mouth to taste it. I'm almost always trying new flavors these days and rarely repeat them. At this time, a familiar figure sat in front of me.

"Your cat is nice and well-behaved. ”

"It's you! ”

She had apparently cried and her eyes were still swollen. It seems that he didn't dress up too much before going out, which is in stark contrast to yesterday's exquisite appearance.

"You were right. Uncle, he really has two mobile phones, and I also discovered his secret. ”

Rong Rong walked up to her chest and rubbed her head against her arm. Driven by Rong Rong, the Moon Rabbit's sadness has been alleviated. She continued.

"This guy is really good! Talking to other girls when I'm with me, and talking to me when I'm with other girls, no wonder I sleep so late every day. ”

I suddenly thought of the post in the grass stream community, and said slowly to the moon rabbit.

"This kind of scumbag is it!"