"Scumbag!

The Moon Rabbit took a sip of the drink in the cup and said indignantly.

"Hmmm......"

The sun was shining on me today, and I felt a little sleepy.

"Hey, uncle, what's wrong with you? Forget it, I'm here to thank you for your reminder yesterday, otherwise I'd have borrowed his money to buy a car." By the way, this is your gratuity yesterday, so busy that I forgot to give it to you. ”

"It's okay, I said you and I are destined, it's all fate. ”

I took the envelope with the money and placed it in front of me. It's better to accept this kindness first.

"I'll have to ask you for a favor, though. ”

The Moon Rabbit lowered his head, a little at a loss for words, it seemed that this was an extremely important matter.

"But it doesn't hurt to say it!"

"Uh...... That is true. My ex-boyfriend is still blocking my door, I sneaked out while he wasn't looking, and I'm scared to go home now. ”

"You want me to help you chase him away?"

"You'll help me!"

"Of course. ”

As a god, I have always done things with a beginning and an end, and this matter started because of me, and I naturally have to end it with my own hands.

When the Moon Rabbit heard that I had promised to help, he actually showed the same expression as Hachi-chan, and his two eyes were bent into a line.

Is this what a woman in the world looks like when she's happy? It's really weird enough.

A beautiful singing voice sounded in the house of Yue Bake:

Beloved, in love with you, from that day on;

Sweet and easy.

Beloved, don't be willful, your eyes;

I'm saying I'm willing~

"Wow! ”

I sighed from the bottom of my heart, this is the most beautiful song I have heard since I fell asleep!

"Huh...... Haven't you heard of it, uncle?"

The Moon Rabbit held his face in his hands and looked at me with a puzzled expression.

"This is Dong Chou's 'confession balloon', of course it's good!"

"Oh~ Confession Balloon. ”

I didn't listen to these words, but for some reason, in the artistic conception of this song, it reminded me of the past and the female general.

"I sometimes think you're weird! ”

"How so?"

Over the past thousands of years, I have heard many people say that I am strange, but she is the only one.

"You never seem to be angry, you see me screaming one uncle after another, you don't look unhappy at all. And you do things slowly and methodically, which makes people feel very comfortable and safe. And your style of doing things doesn't look like that of people of this age, and you know how to do arithmetic. You give people the feeling that they are outside the world and have just come out of the mountain!"

"I'm already older than you, much bigger!"

I don't deny what Moon Rabbit said. In these thousands of years, the only time I've been angry is because of Jiro's dog!

"Alright, the music is over, it's time to help out with my business!"

She took my hand and ran towards the road. Rong Rong, who was left behind, roared and floated towards me, and I hurriedly hugged her into my arms, but fortunately no one saw her.

Wow! How could this mortal woman have so much strength.

...

It was my first time in this convertible car and it was amazing. I've been wrapping myself in spells anyway, or I feel like I'm going to fly out at any moment.

Thanks to Moon Rabbit's sense of mission to return home like an arrow, the speed of the car soared to the limit!

The car pulled up in front of a gorgeous modern villa, and it was her ex-boyfriend who appeared in front of the two of us. At the moment, he was squatting on the ground, fiddling with his mobile phone in his hand.

When my ex-boyfriend saw the Moon Rabbit coming, he immediately pretended to have a pitiful expression, and greeted me diligently, and when he saw me, his eyes were dull, and he immediately changed to a hostile expression.

"Who is he?"

The ex-boyfriend almost growled and questioned the Moon Rabbit.

I didn't bother with him, I was interested in the building in front of me. This is very different from my common ancient buildings, but unfortunately the feng shui is not good, and I am blind to this fast treasure land.

"Who is he, what does it matter to you! But what is the matter with your dead face? We've broken up!"

"Don't make a fuss, baby. I have nothing to do with them, you have to believe me. ”

"Please get out of here at once!"

"I see, isn't it because of him!"

My ex-boyfriend pointed at my nose and shouted.

Wow! This man is so annoying. The most disgusting thing in my life is when someone points at my nose. This is even more displeasing to me than being bitten by Jiro's dog.

Forgive me, O Lord God, it seems that my cultivation is not enough.

I was lucky, my divine sense had already drifted away from the nine heavens, and I found the stars belonging to my ex-boyfriend at a glance in the starry sky, and it was really a dim destiny, and there was no bright feeling at all.

"You're a bad person. When he was six years old, he tortured and killed small animals, and when he was eleven years old, he was put into a juvenile detention center for stealing, and he was unemployed when he grew up, and he relied on well-dressed characters to defraud girls of money......"

"You ......"

My ex-boyfriend, who was exposed by me, was speechless in anger and raised his fist to hit me.

The mana mortals around me couldn't resist, and my ex-boyfriend, who had entered my mana, flew out before he could touch me, and fell heavily to the ground.

"Uncle, do you know qigong?"

The Moon Rabbit had another look of disbelief on his face.

"Ah, it's nothing, it's just some carving insect skills. ”

I said modestly.

Isn't this level of mana a small skill for us gods to carve insects? It's not worth talking about at all.

The ex-boyfriend who got up, dragging his painful body, staggered up to me and said something to warn me, but I knew that he would not come again, and the blow just now had left an indelible shadow on his life.

Seeing my ex-boyfriend walk away, Moon Rabbit hugged me excitedly, which surprised me. Rong Rong circled around under our feet, not knowing what mood it was.

By the way, why does Rong Rong always love to go around in circles recently?

In order to repay me for driving away my ex-boyfriend, Moon Rabbit invited me to a place called 'Amusement Park'.

It's a fresh word again, a fresh place. I certainly have no reason to refuse.

Then he got into the Moon Rabbit's car. Before getting in the car, I told her that I could drive slower, and I wanted to see more of the scenery on the road, and she smiled and agreed, and this time the smile was something I had never seen before.

It seems that mortal women will change their expressions in different states.

At night, the moon is full. The moon appeared and disappeared in the mist, just like me sitting in the car at the moment.

Of course, I, as a god, am not afraid of this level of height and speed, but the Moon Rabbit around me has a great reaction. Both the screams and the strength with which she grabbed my hand were beyond the limits of what she had.

If I didn't have the mana to protect my body, I was afraid that she would destroy my body.

The amusement park is indeed a great place to be, for mortals, it is thrilling and stress-relieving. If you want to cultivate your sentiments, you can also take a ride on the merry-go-round with colorful lights.

And to my surprise, after so long, there was no one else in this huge place but the two of us.

Moon Rabbit explained: "It's time to rest, and of course no one comes.

I asked, "So what's going on with us?"

She replied to me: This is my family's ......

Well, I have long known about the fact that the Moon Rabbit is the daughter of a rich family, and I am not too surprised. And money is really useless to us gods.

We don't need to eat, we can survive by absorbing the essence of the sun and the moon every day, and we don't need to buy various daily necessities, nor do we need to go to the doctor...... Anyway, even in the mortal world, there are very few places where money is really needed.

"Let's take a picture!"

In front of a facility called the Ferris Wheel, the Moon Rabbit stopped me and asked me to take a group photo.

This is the first time I have taken a photo since I came to earth, or the first time in thousands of years, and I cherish this opportunity. At my strong request, Rong Rong also joined the team.

In this way, the image of the two people and a cat was printed on the screen of the mobile phone.

She sent me the photo and uploaded it to her social media account, and I set it as my wallpaper.

In the photo, Moon Rabbit's expression changes again. I've seen this expression on the face of Eros, it's the expression of love.

I suddenly felt a cold touch on my lips, and the Moon Rabbit was closing her eyes in front of me.

I haven't experienced this strange and familiar feeling for thousands of years, and I feel that my face is a little hot, and then I realize that gods also have seven emotions and six desires.

"Thank you!"

After dropping a sentence, the moon rabbit left the amusement park without looking back.

Through the moonlight, I could see tears glistening on her cheeks.

I stood still, not wanting to use my mana to peek into her heart. I found that I couldn't do it, and since I couldn't, let this feeling stay in me.

I left here with Rong Rong in my arms.