Volume 1: Dream and Reality Chapter 23 Mother Earth is fooling you!
Suddenly, a bright light flashed in Shen Yuan's eyes, and he thought of something.
Although I can't be a totem pole or divination now, but my earth element has reached the realm of ascending, I can try to summon elemental life and sign a contract with one of the earth elemental lords!
Thinking of this, Shen Yuan's eyes couldn't help but burn.
In the past, he signed a contract with four extremely powerful elemental lords in the Dragon Soul World, and those four elemental lords, if they summoned one of them, they could let Shen Yuan walk sideways in the earth world.
However...... It was impossible for the elemental lord of the Dragon Soul World to follow Shen Yuan, and the contract he had signed expired when Shen Yuan's soul left the Prophetic Body.
Shen Yuan sighed silently in his heart, thinking about the four fools for a while, and then pulled his attention back.
Damn, the old doesn't go and the new doesn't come, I hope the elemental life summoned this time can be smarter!
Shen Yuan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, then slowly closed his eyes, his breathing became long again, and the quiet spiritual power diffused out, and slowly entered another world completely different from the material world through the guidance of the elements.
This is the elemental plane attached to the earth world, and there are similar elemental planes in the dragon soul world.
The elemental plane is a projection of the real world, which is filled with a large number of various elements, and many elemental lives are born from this, outside the elemental plane, there is a boundless void and chaos, the elemental plane is like an invisible protective layer, protecting each world in it, providing the nutrients that the world needs, and at the same time recovering the chaotic elements in this world, re-giving order to it in the elemental plane, and then putting it back into the world again, forming a cycle.
When Shen Yuan's spiritual power found the place where the earth elements gathered, it floated high in the air in this area, slowly emitting soft spiritual fluctuations, transmitting a message to the elemental beings in it:
"Hey, anyone? I'm a priest, I'm here to find a friend to play poker with me. ”
It was as if a stone stirred up a thousand waves, and when he heard Shen Yuan's call, a lot of spiritual power became active, as if he was about to come to contact Shen Yuan, sign a contract with him, and become his summon.
However, something happened that Shen Yuan couldn't figure out, those spiritual powers fluctuated for a while, but they didn't have any contact with Shen Yuan's spiritual powers, but gradually fell silent.
What does this mean? Are all the elemental beings in the elemental plane of the earth world so arrogant?
Shen Yuan scratched his head a little.
Just as he was about to change his routine and seduce an earth elemental idiot with the water spirit Lori, the hot fire element girl, and the handsome wind element royal sister to respond to his call, a spiritual power suddenly rose into the air and connected with Shen Yuan's spiritual power.
The Priest's summoning rule is that you can only summon the first elemental creature that responds at a time, and if you don't negotiate, you can come back to summon it, but you can only summon the first one each time.
So Shen Yuan's spiritual power retreated, and the spiritual power of the elemental creature that responded to his summoning also followed Shen Yuan's spiritual power to the earth world.
At the same time, feeling the departure of the two spiritual powers, the earth elemental creatures in the elemental plane whispered.
"Wow, it's a priest? We haven't heard a call from an orthodox priest in thousands of years, have we?"
"It's so unlucky, I really want to go to the earth world with me, but I'm angry!"
"Alas, who is not the same, you can rest quickly, look at you, the stones on your face are angry. ”
"I hope that priest won't be tossed to death by the old witch......"
In the guest room, the earth element in Shen Yuan's hand was attached to the spiritual power of the elemental creature that responded to the call, and slowly changed into the appearance of the elemental creature.
Shen Yuan looked at it fixedly, and couldn't help but open his mouth wide.
What the hell is this, earth element cuttlefish balls?
I saw that the earth element in his hand slowly turned into a not so flat spherical shape, with some lines and bumps on it, which looked like an eight-point resemblance to a hot pot ingredient.
This couldn't help but make Shen Yuan's stomach gurgle, reminding him that he hadn't eaten breakfast yet, and he hadn't eaten hot pot for five years.
Before Shen Yuan could speak, a rough aunt's voice came out from the earth element in Shen Yuan's hand:
"Ah!! cute little boy, do you want an order?"
"Twenty-one hours of chatting, 31 hours of eating, 51 hours of video chatting, and 3,100 hours of special services such as petting beds, striptease, whipping and buttocks. The slave family does not sell his body, if the boss has any more excessive requirements for the slave family...... Well...... That one...... Don't say it!"
The joy on Shen Yuan's face, which was originally a little stiff, completely collapsed at this time.
What the hell is this?
I'm summoning an earth elemental life, so I didn't call it an online chat service, right?
Connected to the wrong channel?
"You...... This one...... Why do you ...... Well...... I know you're supposed to be a very responsible earth elemental, but since you're already an earth elemental life, you have to have a head, right? You are a round stone with pimples in it, how can I talk to you...... I just want to throw you into the mandarin duck pot and shake ......"
Hearing Shen Yuan's words, the rough aunt's voice brought two points of shyness this time: "Oops~ I hate it to death...... You're ...... Unexpectedly...... Want to eat people?
Shen Yuan straightened his sitting posture with some uneasiness, feeling like he was dreaming in his heart......
No...... Am I a priest? Are you an earth elemental? How do I feel like an evil wizard who has summoned a ghost mother?
"Moreover, people are clearly ...... It's obviously a head, you see, look here...... Oh, don't get so close...... Bad...... Small fist punch your chest......"
Shen Yuan got so close this time that he almost stared out his eyes, and finally saw the head of this "cuttlefish ball".
At the top of the cuttlefish ball, there is a white bump about the same shape and size as a sesame seed, and you can vaguely see the fat facial features, the eyes that are squeezed by the fat to only two slits, and the continuous bloated fat on the jaw and neck.
"......"
Shen Yuan subconsciously exclaimed.
If you just look at the face of this pig woman, Shen Yuan thought that this pig woman must have more than five hundred catties, but with this proportion of body...... That's at least 5,000 fucking pounds!!
How fat do you have to be to make the ratio of body to head to 1:100!?
Because of the relationship between the total amount of earth elements in Shen Yuan's hands, this earth element should have shrunk many times in proportion to this appearance.
It is not difficult to imagine what kind of "grandeur" this earth elemental life is.
"That...... Belch...... This one...... Beat...... Excuse me...... Farewell ......"
Shen Yuan swallowed his saliva and quickly dispersed the earth element in his hand, cutting off the connection with this inexplicable earth element life.
God is pitiful, Shen Yuan has absolutely no machismo, absolutely no intention of objectifying women, and Shen Yuan has always been sympathetic and gentle for fat girls who are not in good shape. The above is full of insulting words: the word "pig woman" was not said by Shen Yuan, if you want to blame it, go and blame that straight man cancer!
But...... But...... A fat old woman still has to video chat with me, charge me fifty yuan, and provide me with some indescribable services???
Thinking of this, Shen Yuan's body curled up on the bed couldn't help but shudder.
At this moment, Shen Yuan felt that he was still a child, still very fragile, and could not face the ups and downs of this cruel world......
It wasn't until half an hour later that Shen Yuan gradually recovered his strength and entered the elemental plane again.
Although after that "cuttlefish ball", Shen Yuan felt very hurt in his heart, and he was also a little resistant to the elemental plane of the earth, but finding an elemental life that could respond to his summoning was indeed a good way to improve his strength in a short period of time, so Shen Yuan thought about it and began to look for an earth elemental life that suited him again.
This time, Shen Yuan's behavior was much more restrained, his spiritual power was at the bottom of the elemental plane, and he asked in a very slight voice: "Hey, I'm the priest just now, are you willing to ......?"
Before Shen Yuan's words were finished, he felt that there was a spiritual power connected to him, so the two spiritual powers returned to the guest room of the Black Dragon Hotel again.
The earth element in his hand suddenly turned into a cuttlefish ball again!
"Oh ho ho ho ho ......ho
"Stop, stop, stop!! I don't order!"
Shen Yuan righteously interrupted the words of the cuttlefish balls, straightened his face, and said, "I'm going to find a combat partner, please don't respond to my call anymore." ”
The two invisible eyes of the cuttlefish balls rolled and replied, "Combat partner, no problem, I can too, the slave family depends on you for everything......"
"Ahem...... I want someone to be honest, to be stupid, sorry, I don't want to make a contract with you, bye-bye. ”
Then Shen Yuan simply disconnected from the spiritual connection with this old and unashamed earth elemental fat aunt, and then entered the elemental plane again.
Half a minute later, Shen Yuan looked at the cuttlefish balls in his hand in a very broken heart and yelled.
"What do you mean, is this just an earth elemental life in the entire elemental plane?"
Cuttlefish balls let out a barbell-like laugh and said, "That's not true, but I am their common mother, first with me, then with them, they all have to listen to me, I don't let them respond to your spiritual call, you can only summon me." ”
When Shen Yuan heard this, he immediately fell silent, and the look of disgust on his face disappeared in an instant.
After a while, Shen Yuan asked cautiously, "You...... Mother Earth?"
"Hahaha, lovely little boy, it seems that you are not only strong in spirit, but also have a wide range of knowledge! Yes, may Mother Earth protect you, may Mother Earth always be with you, I am the Mother Earth, the foundation of all things-Ebilin Curasotasweig Turrasgram Abiz......"