It's so warm!

It's really warm!

The women present watched Xu Mang feeding Yang Xiaoman roast duck, and there was a certain light in their eyes, this is what they call men... The status is so high that it is not like words, and even his elders have to retreat when they see it, the important thing is that... Love wife.

Look at her husband next to her, his status is far inferior to Academician Xu Mang, but he shows off his power at home, it's just...

"Oops!"

"Look at Academician Xu, and then look at yourself... Don't you feel ashamed?" Wang Shao's wife said with envy: "You are nothing compared to Academician Xu, but your temper is better than that of Academician Xu, I don't even know what you are doing..."

"Can I compare with Xu Mang?"

"If I were Xu Mang, would I still be looking for you?" Wang Shaobai glanced at his wife, and said angrily: "Don't complain... You're just looking at the surface, maybe you're acting for us to see, you don't understand anyway..."

"Cut!"

"You don't even want to act with me, what else are you talking about?" Wang Shao's wife didn't give her husband face, but both of them were like this... If you are noisy and noisy, there is no day of peace, but you can be regarded as a wonderful couple who increase each other's emotions in the noise.

soon

The so-called roast duck was wiped out by Xu Mang and Xiao Man, seeing that the two of them loved roast duck so much, Wang Shao directly ordered two more plates, and then asked for a few more dishes.

"Academician Xu?"

"I heard you have a lot of supercars?" asked a young man cautiously, "Are you also a supercar enthusiast?"

Talking about sports cars,

Xu Mang was aroused and said seriously: "It is true that I am a supercar enthusiast, but I only bought one car, Porsche's GT2RS, and the others... Xiaoman bought them all for me, almost thirty cars, and the average price is more than 10 million. ”

"Wife?"

"Isn't the most expensive retired F1?" Xu Mang asked curiously: "I remember the retired Red Bull F1... And then there's a Speed8 from Le Mans... Bentley's most legendary race car, I remember it was like this..."

it!

It's scary to say!

Even retired F1 cars and Le Mans cars are available, or other people's wives buy them for their husbands, why can't I find such a wife?

Many men present are autistic, look at their daughters-in-law around them, the more they think about it, the more angry they feel, why are other people's wives so virtuous and support their husbands to play sports cars, but the people around them are strongly prevented, and the gap between people is inevitably too big, right?

"Ahem!"

"There's one thing to say... I don't drag race. Xu Mang said seriously: "I bought it as a collector's item, first of all, drag racing violates the road safety law, and secondly, drag racing is irresponsible to myself and my family, as well as irresponsible to other pedestrians, so I don't support drag racing." ”

"Listen!"

"Did you hear that?" someone's wife glared at her husband and said solemnly: "Have you heard what Academician Xu said? Although there are many, many sports cars, they have never driven them, and Academician Xu does not support drag racing, look at yourself... Do I know how much I worry about you when I go out every night?"

soon

Everyone chatted, after all, Xu Mang looks quite elegant and easy-going, and he is not as up-and-going as the legend, including his wife Yang Xiaoman, who looks very quiet, which is incompatible with the big demon king that Wang Shao said before.

But

As they chatted, they began to ask Xu Mang all kinds of questions, and they needed an authoritative scientist to help them answer their doubts.

"Academician Xu?"

"What is a soul?" asked a young woman with a curious look on her face, "I never understood... Is there a soul in this world? From the point of view of a scientist... What is the explanation for the soul?"

“...”

“...”

“...”

I'll go!

Isn't that hard for the strong?

Academician Xu is a great scientist, how could he study the so-called soul.

"Don't you say..."

"I really thought about what a soul is. Xu Mang said with a smile: "First of all, I think from a scientific point of view, without any metaphysical color, if you use metaphysics to talk to me, then I won't talk about it, no way... Can't come!"

"First of all..."

"The soul should not exist in a material form, otherwise the scientific instrument would have detected the soul a long time ago, and the Internet does not say that it is twenty-one grams lighter after hanging up, many people think that this is the quality of the soul. Xu Mang said solemnly: "This must be a material form, so this twenty-one grams of soul weight is not true." ”

"If it's in the form of energy, according to the mass-energy equation... The loss of 21 grams is enough to grill hundreds of millions of tons of boiled water. Xu Mang shrugged: "Do you think it's possible?"

"Since it's not material... What exactly?"

"Speaking of which, we have to come up with the paradox of the ship of Theseus, assuming that after the constituent elements of an object are replaced, is it still the original object?" Xu Mang said: "In fact, this paradox has always existed in us. ”

Melon-eating crowd A: (°ー°〃)

Melon-eating crowd B: (°ー°〃)

Melon-eating crowd C:(°ー°〃)

Who am I?

Where am I?

Why should I listen to this stuff?

Almost everyone was confused, it was originally just a half-joke question, and it turned out to be... I never thought that Academician Xu Mang would really... I really thought about the soul and gave a lot of opinions.

Even what... The mass-energy equation and the ship paradox of Theseus have all been taken out, which... How boring is this?

"The cells of the whole body, except for the neurons in the brain, are almost always replaced every few years in a person's life. Xu Mang said seriously: "Actually... The soul is very similar to this, not caring about the category, but about the way it is connected. ”

"When discussing the ontology of a thing, apart from materiality, one cannot be fooled about what kind of combination of states of mind composes matter. Xu Mang said while wrapping the roast duck: "Here I need to quote quantum mechanics, in quantum mechanics... Materiality is not that important. ”

"Why..."

Because the concept of identical particles refers to particles with exactly the same intrinsic properties, electrons, protons, neutrons, photons, mesons, etc., which can be elementary particles or composite particles composed of elementary particles. ”

Xu Mang seemed to have found the feeling he once had, but when he saw the bewildered expressions of the people, he understood... They may not understand the next content, and they originally wanted to talk about the concept of ontological differences, but it seems that it may not work at present.

"What is a soul?"

"My concept... It's memory!" Xu Mang said: "Because memory is a change in brain neurons, the only thing that will not change, then someone will definitely ask... What is the will, I'm sorry ... Quantum mechanics is involved again. ”

"Here we are talking about true randomness, the concept of parallel universes, quantum processes... It's too complicated, I said you don't understand, so let's stop here. After Xu Mang finished speaking, he directly sent a roast duck to his mouth.

“...”

“...”

“...”

After listening to a class of Nobel laureates, life is full of all kinds of confusion, saying that Academician Xu looks at everyone the same as looking at idiots?

This... How do you understand this?

"Huh?"

"Do you want me to explain the twin paradox?" Xu Mang had a whim, and hurriedly said, "This is interesting... The thought experiment on special relativity involved twin brothers, one of whom made a long-distance space trip to near the speed of light on a spaceship, while the other stayed on Earth. ”

"As a result, when the traveler returned to Earth, we found that he was younger than his brother who stayed on Earth..."Xu Mang began his tirade, from the initial hypothesis, to the introduction of the time dilation effect, and then to deduce...

He's hi,

It's so exciting, it's been a long, long time since I've been in such a state of excitement.

“...”

"Xiao Man... Hurry up and stop it!" Wang Shao's wife sat next to Yang Xiaoman and said in an extremely low voice: "Look... Everybody's miserable!"

"I..."

"Let him talk about it for a while, since I was pregnant, he stayed by my side and took care of me, and for almost a year, he was suffocated. Yang Xiaoman smiled bitterly and said helplessly: "I finally found an opportunity today to let him vent, and I will almost stop it." ”

Ten minutes later,

Xu Mang ended up with the topic of the twin paradox, and then thought of a new topic, what will happen to the earth when the sun disappears.

"That's it!"

"That's pretty much it!" Yang Xiaoman was also very tormented, glared at Xu Mang directly, and said seriously: "I'm not here to eat, not to listen to your class." ”

“...”

"Okay, okay. Xu Mang sighed, obviously feeling a little unfinished.

Dinner is over,

entered the stage of the symposium, but Xu Mang was kicked out of the qualification to sit at the symposium because he was too much before, standing alone in the center of the courtyard, smoking and thinking about life, only Yang Xiaoman could make him so honest.

No way...

Good guy is only half an hour, everyone is autistic, the terminator of the topic, how can this kind of person join the symposium and talk about the sky to death in minutes, he is not nonsense, but a serious bar, which is the most annoying.

An hour later,

It's over

Xu Mang took Xiaoman and the child to prepare to go home, but it was only eight o'clock, and the nightlife had just begun, and Yang Xiaoman wanted to take the child to the mall.

"Huh?"

"Do you want to go shopping?" Yang Xiaoman asked, "Let's go shopping as a family of four, anyway, there is nothing to do now." ”

"Don't do it. ”

"Every time you go out, you have to encounter messy things, isn't it good to stay at home?" Xu Mang frowned and said, "Anyway, what is there to go around at night." ”

"To go or not?"

"Go, go!"

soon

When you arrive at your destination,

The family of four was happily shopping on the street, and at this time, Xiao Man suddenly thought of something.

"Huh?"

"What about that software?" Yang Xiaoman asked, "When will the software I asked you to make be launched?"

Xu Mang had long forgotten about this stubble, but in order to be able to deal with the past, he thought of a foolish way and said seriously: "Xiao Man... You're already a big capitalist, and you don't even understand this truth?"

"What's the reason?" Xiao Man asked curiously.

"The progress of the software depends on the speed of Party A's payment!"

"Got it?"

Yang Xiaoman: (* ̄〈 ̄)

Money gone?

Didn't even see you work!

......