Chapter 1006: Baby, It's the Power of Money
"Huh?"
"Ice cream shop!" Yang Xiaoman suddenly saw an ice cream shop, but she was so happy that she dragged Xu Mang, who was pushing a stroller next to her, and said greasy and crookedly: "Husband... Come with me, it's been a long, long time since I've eaten ice cream, and I've forgotten what ice cream looks like. ”
Xiao Manfa fell apart, and Xu Mang surrendered directly... Any other person may be conquered by this cuteness, but Xu Mang is different... He is the one who has penetrated and understands what the structure of this woman is, just kidding ... Kill you in minutes.
"Let's go!"
"Please, don't be angry with me, my heart can't stand it. Xu Mang said helplessly: "I'm still used to your fierce appearance, I think you are the most cute, this kind of snort... Not quite for you. ”
"Get out!"
"Mother, I look so cute, why can't I be angry?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him, then grabbed Xu Mang's arm, and said with a smile: "Let's go... My little vastness. ”
Xu Mang: Embarrassed
Shame on you!
What a shame for the name!
"I want a bowl of durian ice cream. Yang Xiaoman stood at the front desk, and then said to Xu Mang, who was beside Xu: "Husband... What do you want to eat?"
"Don't!"
Then
The waitress just shook it for a moment, and didn't feel any surprise, there are countless young couples who come here to eat ice cream, many of them are junior high school students... And the couple in front of him seems to be just a few years apart.
But... Then it was different, she saw the stroller next to the young man, there were two cute children in it, which... It's been so crazy all these years?
"Your children?" asked the waitress.
"That's right!"
"Isn't it cute?" Yang Xiaoman saw someone praising his child, just like the mother of the whole world, he was instantly overjoyed, and said with a smile: "Sister and brother of the dragon and phoenix... It's been almost four months. ”
I...
This...
No kidding, right?
The waitress was completely confused, she even questioned the world, the girl in front of her looked like she was seventeen or eighteen years old, and the boy was only twenty years old, how... How did you have a child? Parents agreed?
Under the frightened eyes of the waiter, Xu Mang's family of four came to the window position, in fact, Xu Mang has always wanted to understand why Xiaoman likes to eat durian so much.
"Wait a minute!"
"Don't eat yet... I'll shake a spoonful first. Xu Mang took the spoon from Xiao Man's hand, and then shook a spoonful of her durian ice cream, this action made Xiao Man very happy, thinking that the big pig's trotters had finally chosen to compromise and planned to eat durian.
"Come on, come on!"
"You two little ones sniff first. Xu Mang put the spoon in front of Xu Yang and Xu Man.
The strong smell made the child very uncomfortable, his expression was slightly painful, and then he began to struggle slightly, seeing this scene... Xu Mang showed a relieved smile, directly sent the spoon to Xiao Man's mouth, and said gently: "Ah~"
(*^-^)ρ(^0^*)Ahh~
"Delicious!"
Yang Xiaoman's face was full of happiness.
Then
Xu Mang directly picked up the two little guys, and the three of them looked at Xiao Man together, constantly putting ice cream into their mouths, and then showed a happy expression.
Xu Yang:(°ー°〃)
Xu Man: (°ー°〃)
Mom...
What is Mom doing?
"See?"
"This is the end of not studying hard!" Xu Mang said to the sisters and brothers with a serious face: "If you don't study hard, you can only eat these stinky things like your mother, if you study hard, you will have milk powder to drink!"
then
Xu Mang took out two milk bottles and brought them to his mouth one by one, believing that this was a very successful education.
"Xu Mang!"
"I must kill you today!" Yang Xiaoman was simply angry, if his eyes were a kind of flame, at this moment... Xu Mang has been burned by the fire, and the old lady can do so many things just by eating ice cream.
"Oops..."
"On the road to education, it's a big deal to sacrifice something. Xu Mang said indifferently: "You don't want your child to be a scumbag, right?"
"Get out!"
"Big pig's trotters... Why don't you test yourself by yourself?" Yang Xiaoman glared at him and said angrily: "Anyway, Xu Yang and Xu Man, if you don't reach the top ten in the city, I will settle accounts with you, and I will kill you when the time comes!"
"Hey, hey..."
Xu Mang did not speak, and fed the child silently.
After eating ice cream,
The family of four continued to shop, and soon came to a bookstore, which seemed to be a children's book store, and the business was very good.
"What are you doing?" asked Xu Mang, looking confused.
"Buy books!"
"The first step of genius... Isn't it just to buy books to start?" Yang Xiaoman looked at Xu Mang like an idiot: "I don't understand this common sense, you are still the father of two children." ”
"Oops!"
"Can you wake up?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "Do you really expect these messy books to educate your children? If it is really effective, these authors will already go to heaven, can it still be your turn? Taste it carefully!"
That's right,
But at this moment, Xiao Man has long been surrounded by maternal love, where can he listen to Xu Mang's words, forcibly dragged her husband and children to the children's bookstore.
I have to say,
There are indeed many... It's so much, although this is an Internet celebrity bookstore, it can be separated from the level of Internet celebrities, essentially because it wants to give children a better education.
This brings us to an idea...
Behind the rise of China today is that every Chinese person is extremely powerful, and the reason is very simple... Chinese people always believe that every Chinese person is extremely convinced that the power of education, and the vast majority of people love the land under their feet.
"This one!"
"This one!"
"And this one!"
Yang Xiaoman bought almost anything he saw, and in less than a few minutes, he directly bought more than a dozen children's textbooks, such as "How a Baby Becomes a Genius", "The First Step of a Smart Baby", "One Step Ahead from This Moment", etc., all of which use exaggerated descriptions to attract others' desire to buy.
According to Xu Mang's concept, this is basically cold, but Xiaoman, a woman, doesn't have much patience, she is usually so busy, how can she have free time to tell stories with her children, this is just a performance of following the trend.
"What's the situation?"
"Why are there so many people?" Yang Xiaoman glanced at the team, instantly became unhappy, and said angrily: "It's such a backward checkout method, I think it should be equipped with automatic checkout equipment, scan the barcode of the book, and carry out automatic checkout... Then scan the QR code to pay. ”
Words fall,
Glancing at Xu Mang beside him, he said indifferently: "You take the book to line up, I hold the child and stand next to you." ”
Xu Mang: Embarrassed
Followed by
Xu Mang, together with his father, lined up silently... And their wives are very unified, standing by their side silently.
"Actually..."
"It's superfluous to buy these books, and what is the situation now, let me tell you briefly. Xu Mang twisted his head and said to Xiao Man beside him: "There are two kinds of parents in this society today, model worker parents and lying win parents. ”
"When faced with the cultivation of children, model worker parents will adopt the way of talent blossoming, and lying to win parents is talent with fate, just be happy. Xu Mang said: "In the face of housework, model worker parents take care of all housework single-handedly, and lying to win parents is to let their children share housework." ”
"When it comes to children's educational communication issues... The parents of the model worker will be the king of the scene in the parent group, and what the teacher said well!" Xu Mang said with a smile: "Lying to win parents is to be the diving king in the parent group, and agree to reply... Roger!"
Yang Xiaoman frowned, obviously very interested in this way of education.
"Cut!"
"I'm too lazy to talk to you. Yang Xiaoman pouted: "This is obviously because of laziness." ”
suddenly
Xiao Man found that someone had cut the line, and the one who was in front of Xu Mang just now was wearing a black down jacket and was quite huge, but now it was a thin man, wearing a white down jacket, and it was about to be his turn, and suddenly there was another one...
"Hey!"
"How can you cut the line?" Yang Xiaoman naturally didn't want to be polite, and shouted out directly, saying, "The one who was in front of us just now was a fat man in a black down jacket. ”
"Are you blind?"
"I've always been here. The young man said angrily.
Yang Xiaoman and Xu Mang were stunned for a moment, they never expected this guy to be so shameless, obviously he cut in line, but he insisted that he was in line.
"You!"
"Everyone is a parent, can you not be so shameless?" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "The children are all here!"
"Which eye did you see?"
"Don't talk nonsense without evidence!" the young man said solemnly, "Otherwise, let everyone judge the reasoning!"
Then
Xu Yang and Xu Man, sisters and brothers, were frightened, and they cried loudly, which made Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman very uncomfortable for a while, and they couldn't beat them, after all, this is a society under the rule of law, and they beat people to break the law casually, but they were angry, and they felt a little humiliated when they thought about it...
"You stupid..."
Xu Mang hasn't finished scolding, he was stopped by Xiao Man, his husband is a big scientist, if someone catches something happening, with these domestic media, Xu Da Pig's trotters will collapse in minutes, this is not a joke.
"You're in line!"
Yang Xiaoman dropped a sentence, and then walked to the cashier counter with the child in his arms.
"Xu Yang!"
"Xu Man!"
"Today, mom will teach you a lesson, what is the power of money!" Yang Xiaoman smiled at his child and walked slowly to the cash register.
"Hello!"
"Everyone behind my husband, I will pay for everything today!" Yang Xiaoman said to the clerk with an expressionless face: "I said everything, no matter how much it is, I will pay for it!"
At this moment,
Everyone present was shocked!
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