Chapter 656: Heavenly Court's Good Voice
Jade Emperor: "Ahem...... In this way, for the sake of fairness, our PK of The Voice of Heaven adopts a voting mechanism, and after a while, all the contestants will finish the competition, and I will send a voting link in the group.
Whoever can make most people like it will be the winner!"
"Hehe, if you sing, my brother has never been afraid of anyone! Even if you all have the natural sound of Fairy Chang'e, but you don't have your brother's music library!" Lu Yifan's eyes lit up instantly, and he rubbed his hands with a wicked smile.
Lu Yifan: "When will it start? My voice is already and thirsty!"
Jade Emperor: "Okay! I announce that the first Heavenly Court Good Voice PK Contest has officially begun!The-voice-ofHeavenly Court, go!"
After the registered immortals privately sent their song titles to the Jade Emperor, the competition officially began.
Queen Mother: "The first one to perform was ...... Your favorite, trendiest, fashionable, most fashionable MC Duanjun!Jade Emperor !!"
"I'll it, the Jade Emperor has a stage name!"
"You know a fart! Do you know the name of the anchor? This is the most popular in the mortal world!"
"When did the Jade Emperor learn to sing?"
"Listen to you, don't forget to pat yourself later!"
The immortals talked one after another.
Airplanes!
"The Jade Emperor initiated a group video, do you accept it?"
"Agreed!"
After opening the video, what caught my eye was the handsome man who the Jade Emperor had once incarnated into with his grandmother's gray hair and earrings.
He held a microphone and said with a smile: "Ahem, what I want to sing is the most popular shouting song in the mortal world, "Sword Mountain and Sea of Fire"! Old iron, double click 6666! Big yacht, big rocket brush me up!"
The immortals looked at each other, not understanding what the Jade Emperor was talking about.
"The knife angrily slashes the snow wing eagle, and the mountain is heroic and rushes into the sky.
The fire was churning and burning, and the sea was rising thousands of feet high.
The wind does not disperse the clouds and smoke, and the flowers cannot float in the sky.
Snowdrops fall in the heart, and the moon is like a fairy.
Stepping on the road of heaven, abolishing the Emperor of Heaven, beheading the King of Hades, crying ghosts and gods, destroying the Emperor of the Sea, breaking the heavens and reversing the sky, and carrying the ...... of this heaven and earth alone"
Burst~~~~
Lu Yifan's hands trembled, and he almost didn't throw away his phone!
Stepping on the road of heaven, abolishing the Emperor of Heaven?
Are you going to be suicidal?
Why does this Jade Emperor sing and don't look at the lyrics!
Just Crazy Cool Hanging?
And the Jade Emperor's gong-like voice makes people's scalps tingle when they hear it!
But looking at his intoxicated expression, he seems to be very confident!
"How do you feel that the Jade Emperor is the tease invited by Brother Monkey......" Lu Yifan said speechlessly.
At the same time, in order not to refute the face of the Jade Emperor, the immortals in the group actually pulled a small group privately and started the crazy spit mode!
Marshal Tianpeng: "! The Jade Emperor is going to abolish himself when he sings!"
Sun Wukong: "What the hell is this! After listening to it, I want to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace again!"
Buddha Rulai: "It's worse than the old mantra's great compassion!"
Guanyin Bodhisattva: "Buddha, you also know that your great compassion mantra is ugly!"
Shunfeng ear: "Nima! my ears are going to be deaf! It's a tragedy that my ears are too good!"
The third prince of Nezha: "Dad, where is my father? Someone is harming underage children! Go and collect this demon!"
......
When the Jade Emperor finished singing, he made a "666" gesture to the camera, and said: "Ladies and gentlemen, how do I sing? Come on! Praise me! I won't be proud!"
The immortals in their hearts: "Praise your uncle! It's embarrassing to sing like this!"
But think about it, who made the family the Jade Emperor!
Lu Yifan: "I think it's okay!"
Marshal Tianpeng: "I think it's OK!"
Queen Mother: "I think it's ordinary!"
Shunfeng ear: "Queen Mother, I think it's unfair for you to say this!"
Sun Wukong: "If the Jade Emperor can't do it, then my old Sun thinks that the rest must not be good." ”
Queen Mother: "Then I'll remember it first, give it to the Jade Emperor first, and see the performance of the players behind me before making a decision." ”
......
Jade Emperor: "Ahem, although my wonderful performance is good-looking, don't be too addicted, after all, there is only one handsome and talented immortal like me in heaven and earth."
Okay, let's invite the next one, our first beauty in heaven, Fairy Chang'e!!"
Zixia Fairy: "Sister Chang'e, come on!"
Yang Jian: "I-ant-you!"
Marshal Tianpeng: "I'm optimistic about you!"
Ladies and gentlemen: "Miss Chang'e!!
......
The hormonal sound of the group made Lu Yifan full of anticipation.
Fairy Chang'e!
The legendary first beauty of the heavenly court!
After a while, the camera switched to the Guanghan Palace.
saw Fairy Chang'e caressing the qin, and the fairy in the neon dress was wearing a tulle dress and posing a soft pose.
The two beauties of Heaven appeared at the same time!
One sings, one dances!
The immortals in the Heavenly Court chat group looked at the soft and delicate bodies of these two white flowers, and they all longed to become werewolves!
When the song sounded, Lu Yifan was directly stunned!
The blue and white voice of that day, ethereal and pure, the sound is in the ears, and the heart is moving!
The aftermath lingers, and I don't know the taste of meat in March!
And the two slender white legs of the neon dress fairy danced with the song of the fairy Chang'e, and the movements were so beautiful that it was difficult to describe in any words!
Of course, Lu Yifan didn't look at how beautiful that action was, but just stared at the two big white legs of the neon dress fairy!
Because the gauze she wears is really a little thin, the little ** is exposed from time to time, which is more sultry than not wearing it!
After the song ended, the whole chat group was convinced!
Marshal Tianpeng: "Two young ladies!! all my votes are for you!!"
Shunfeng Ear: "I was deaf just now, and now I've been cured!!Thank you two now, you must vote!"
Clairvoyant: "This song should only be in the sky!"
Yang Jian: "I vote! Can't I vote?"
All kinds of male immortals: "I heard the explosion! I'm going to call Miss Chang'e and Miss Nishang!"
......
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Jade Emperor: "Ahem...... Although it is still a little worse than my shouting, it is still barely satisfactory! Well, yes, Chang'e, it is worthy of being taught by me.
The true biography of the deep me!"
The immortals were in their hearts: "I have never seen such a brazen god!"
Jade Emperor: "Of course, everyone don't be impatient, the contestants in the back haven't sung yet!" Although the performances of Fairy Chang'e and Fairy Nishang are wonderful, everyone only has one vote each, I hope everyone can vote after listening!"
Although I know you all want to vote for me, but in the competition, you still have to let the other players finish the competition!"
The immortals were in their hearts: "Who wants to vote for you!"
Jade Emperor: "Next, please invite the Buddha to sing the "Great Compassion Mantra" ......"
Immortals: "My mother-in-law! another scourge !!"
The ensuing competition became more and more intense......
(End of chapter)