120 Oysters (1)
The maid put the receiver aside, and when she went down to the first floor, she was asked whose phone it was, and tilted her head in confusion in the direction of the phone on the second floor: "A man, the voice sounds cold and swishing, saying that he is inviting my sister to eat my mother's lychee, Mom, Dad, Lychee and male and female?"
Everyone laughed.
Tang Weipeng thought about it, dipped the chopsticks that were not used next to him in water, and slowly wrote on the desktop between him and Lin Huimin.
Lin Huimin looked at it, and the shape of a word came out first-Mu.
"Oysters. Zhuang Shize reacted first, "As soon as he finished speaking, he was in a hurry to send it to the door." ”
"This call has to be answered. Tang Qian stood up and walked out, "It's an old man." ”
Zhuang Shize shouted to her from behind: "If you want to go to eat or something, take me." ”
Tang Qian leaned on the door frame and turned around: "Why do you have to take you? Tell him who are you and me?"
"Family. Zhuang Shize smiled at the corner of his mouth, and looked at Tang Qian with burning eyes.
Tang Qian suddenly felt that her brain was empty, her heartbeat burst out, and she forced herself to calm down: "Who is the family?"
Zhuang Shize's smile suddenly became ill-intentioned: "Son." ”
Tang Qian turned around and left.
The telephone receiver was put aside, and Tang Qian was still thinking when he approached that if Liang Que was still waiting there, it would not be quite in line with his domineering president's personality.
However, Liang Que was surprisingly waiting over there, and when Tang Qian picked up the phone, he still pretended to say hello.
It's a pity that it didn't take a few words to reveal its true form.
"Tang Pozi, what's the matter, you still feel that you are quite popular, right?" Liang Que's voice suddenly sharpened, The man's voice and the woman's tone were yin and yang.
It sounds like phlegm in my throat.
"Huh. Tang Qian sneered, "If you change a piece of man's skin, you won't be Li Meizhen from Caigen Village, right? What's the matter, is Yang Hong still appetizing?"
There was a "creaking" sound on the phone, and Liang Que didn't speak.
Tang Qian changed the side of the earpiece and brought out the noise, she suddenly reacted that this was Liang Que pinching the phone line, and laughed.
"If there's a fart, let it go!" Tang Qian smiled and said coldly, "I can kill you Li Meizhen before, and now I can also kill you Liang Que!"
Liang Que asked Tang Qian to go to the resort in the middle of the mountain.
Zhuang Shize was a little surprised: "Let you bring someone?"
Tang Qian was very sure: "Let me bring people." ”
"How much is the limit?" Zhuang Shize put the ten plates and eight dishes sent by Lin Huimin and Tang Weipeng on the table, "You can't bring as much as you want, right?"
Zhuang Shize picked up a steamed scallop, pulled a paper towel and folded it in half with one hand to support the bottom of the shell and handed it to Tang Qian.
Tang Qian stretched out his hand to take it while sitting down, and when he was about to eat, he was stunned, and his face suddenly turned red - Zhuang Shize's movements were very natural, and his own movements were also very natural, like a tacit understanding between an old husband and wife.
Zhuang Shize saw that she didn't eat it, and asked, "What's wrong?" ”
After speaking, he picked a chopstick from the plate and minced garlic and covered it on the round and plump scallop meat.
The scallop is seafood, the garlic vermicelli has been steamed, the garlic is covered with fishy, the vermicelli is full of gravy around the meat, the vermicelli enters the throat first, and then the scallop meat, the strength of the vermicelli makes the mouth chew out of the salty and fresh soup, the scallop meat is springy, sweet, the teeth are bounced, the fragrance rushes left and right in the mouth, the clouds and rain are overturned, and the taste buds are opened before the main meal.
Tang Qian's face turned red again: "The Yuanbei brought by my uncle is from the village on the edge of our town, and there is no muddy smell of those farming in Jiangcheng, so it doesn't matter if you don't want minced garlic." ”
"It's even better with more, I know you're used to it. Zhuang Shize said, "Later, I will let Yaya bring tea leaves to you to chew and taste." Then who are you going to take with you?"
Tang Qian's shyness passed, and his IQ returned to his place, and he heard that something was wrong with Zhuang Shize's words.
"Still?" Tang Qian dragged out the tail note for a long time.
Zhuang Shize's face did not change: "I must be here, I don't know if you bring Wang Qi or not." ”
It's so comfortable...... Tang Qian rolled his eyes: "Zhuang Shize, when did you start to be so shameless......
Zhuang Shize was more comfortable: "Since you woke up and realized that I am your son." ”
Tang Qian "clicked" to crush a croquette.
"It seems that Uncle's trick is still useful, you have to be shameless and skinless! You give her a whole understanding that the 'son' thing is bullshit, she will naturally figure it out!" Chen Liran's exaggerated smile came from the other end of the phone, "Then you have to behave well, and remember, remember to brush up on the presence of Uncle in front of Wang Qi!"
Zhuang Shize couldn't get used to Chen Liran's sassy face, and had the intention to hit him: "Don't say the words 'uncle' and Wang Qi together, how old are you? Do you know the word disgusting?"
What kind of cultivation does Chen Liran have? That is higher than Zhuang Shize, I don't know how many ranks, holding up the phone, Zhuang Shize laughed so much that he smashed the earpiece with goosebumps.
Chen Weilie, who was addicted to games, turned around and asked, "Why is Daxian so angry?
Zhuang Shize responded with palpitations: "Perverted." ”
The dinner in the men's dormitory is generally a meal or instant noodles packed from the canteen, but Zhuang Shize's dormitory is quite unusual, after all, Tang Wu cooks for Zhuang Shize every three or five days, and even brings a dormitory person to get a mouthful.
Chen Weilie was playing with Li Yijun in the dark, kneeling for three games in a row and winning five in a row, so he finally earned his good mood back, and he felt that he would accept it when he saw it, so he closed the game.
There was no elective at night, and after Chen Weilie pressed the computer to sleep, he moved his fingers: "Let's eat some before continuing." ”
Li Yijun "shh
Chen Weilie was particularly aggrieved: "What are you afraid of! Every dormitory in the School of Software is like this! You go to our building and find a random dormitory to open a wardrobe, if you can't open the refrigerator, I will wash your clothes for a month!"
Li Yijun nervously went over to close the door: "It's just that the wires in our school can stand it, and if we want to put it on hold, other schools will be blown up early." ”
After closing the door, he didn't feel at ease, and opened the top compartment of the wardrobe - that compartment was only about a little bigger than the microwave, he opened the cabinet door, and saw that the refrigerator was still sitting there, and he was immediately relieved.
Li Yijun, who was relieved, opened the refrigerator to get a can of Coke, but as soon as the refrigerator door opened, he let out a shocked exclamation: "!"
Chen Weilie was so frightened by him that his heart left: "What's the matter? The refrigerator is burning, isn't it? I just said that I have to remove the board next to me, and the heat can't be dissipated behind the light unloading!"
Chen Weilie and Hu Ying, who were drying clothes in the sun, hurriedly rushed to the side of the refrigerator, and were also stunned, and at the same time understood Zhuang Shize's calmness - the refrigerator was only the size of an oven, and the smallest size he bought for convenience to stuff into the wardrobe was usually a hot day without running to the canteen to drink cold Coke, and at this moment the refrigerator was stuffed with a full transparent disposable lunch box, and the lunch box was a dish with attractive colors at first glance.
Zhuang Shize sat in his place and changed his slippers and said, "Who is going to make a few white rice?"
"Me!" Hu Ying kicked his slippers and plunged into the heat wave outside.
Hu Ying returned eight meals in one go.
Li Yijun opened the folding table in the corner, and immediately filled the aisle, and everyone sat in their own computer chairs.
The square table was crowded with lunch boxes, almost a copy of the picture of Tang Wu eating there, and the wolf saw the meat as if he had seen the food, and he was in a hurry to eat the food as if he had been famine for several years.
A few more cans of cold Coke, and several people are very satisfied.
Hu Ying was not particularly hungry, but he quickly made a meal, and shared with Zhuang Shize while eating: "When we went to the supermarket to buy a refrigerator this morning, we met Tang Qian's two roommates. ”
Chen Weilie also thought about it: "Yes, yes, yes, a fleshy little girl and the one who laughs like a rabbit." What's it called?"
"What is Qi and Mu ...... hiss...... "Li Yijun hissed there for a long time and didn't hiss.
Zhuang Shize really couldn't stand it: "Qi Huishan, Mu Xiaotong." ”
Hu Ying hurriedly responded, and then said: "They said that they were going to buy refrigerators for their dormitories, and Wang Qi's share of the money was also collected, but Tang Qian often made things for them and did not accept Tang Qian's money, which Tang Qian didn't know." ”
Li Yijun hurriedly added: "Daxian, don't say it, they want to surprise Tang Qian." ”
A few people were talking, and the aunt in charge of the dormitory downstairs shouted on the loudspeaker: "Zhuang Shize is looking for someone!"
The shouting was like a visit to a prison.
Usually in this case, it must be a girl downstairs.
It was most convenient for Hu Ying to go out at the door, and shouted downward: "Auntie, let people come up on this hot day!"
The dormitory manager has eaten a lot of small dishes brought by Tang Qian, and she is very tolerant of their dormitory, so she let people go up without saying a word.
Hu Ying took the mouse pad and fanned the wind back to the dormitory, and put an ice cola can on his face: "This weather is amazing!"
"Who's downstairs?" asked Chen Weilie.
"It's either Tang Qian or the battalion commander's girlfriend, how can I see it when it's so dark?"
Zhuang Shize thought for a while and said, "Impossible." ”
When Tang Qian or Hu Ying's girlfriend came, they would bring things to their aunt, and she usually didn't shout so and let people go upstairs directly.
It's not Tang Qian, it's not Hu Ying's girlfriend, according to Chen Weilie and Li Yijun, she is a very innocent girl, the kind that makes people feel pity when they look at it.
"My name is Liang Jiayi. The girl smiled and held out her hand.
Zhuang Shize nodded: "What is the matter with me?"
Without shaking it back, Liang Jiayi awkwardly withdrew her hand and hung the hair from her ear behind her ear.
Liang Jiayi tilted her head: "Borrow a step to speak?"
After Zhuang Shize went out, Li Yijun learned Xi Shi and hugged his chest: "I knew that I shook that hand for Daxian." Dude knows which department and class she is in, don't you?"
Chen Weilie slapped him on the head: "Pretty is beautiful, but our Daxian Tang Qian is beautiful and aura, and her temperament is better than this girl." ”
"This time, I'll stand Comrade Chen Weilie, do you like this kind of Lin Daiyu?" Hu Ying shook his head, "Let's see Tang Qian once in a few days, even my girlfriend and daughter think that Tang Qian is good-looking, so you are not calm about this girl."
The weather is unusually hot, but Liang Jiayi's long hair is refreshing and refreshing.
Zhuang Shize was so hot that he took Hu Ying's mouse pad to fan the wind.
Liang Jiayi felt that Zhuang Shize was missing the sense of oppression just now, and said in a serious tone: "Zhuang Shize, there is one thing, I don't know if it's good to talk about it." ”
Zhuang Shize pointed to the staircase very gentlemanly: "Then it's not difficult for you, it's hot here, I won't send it." 166 Reading Network