"Impossible!" Lin Xiangxi, who had just arrived, immediately signaled that this was absolutely impossible.

"If 100 million people were hung up at once, it would have been so dead, and it would be impossible for me not to notice it. ”

Lin Xiangxi said that I am a professional for dead people.

Zhang Gui brushed the news.

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, it's just that the editor mistakenly omitted the death toll, you see, the website's apology has been posted, and the ...... Ahem, Xiaolin, I have something to do with you. ”

"Hey, shopkeeper, what's the matter?"

Lin Xiangxi came over.

"Isn't it just two days before the Midyear Festival?

Zhang Gui expressed considerable concern about this.

"Hey, I don't know much, I'm here to open and close the door, and by the way, I don't want to get lost and commit crimes by the inhabitants of the underworld. ”

Lin Xiangxi shrugged.

"Oh, where is this ghost door going to open?"

"I don't know this, Lu Juan asked me to come up and watch the door. ”

Lin Xiangxi took out a mini bronze door with a ghost head on it.

"Anyway, Lu Juan said to put this thing in the inn, didn't say where to put it?"

Lin Xiangxi scratched the back of his head in confusion.

"Oh, do you want to put it there?"

Zhang Gui pointed to the door of Lu Dongbin's room.

"Done!"

Lin Xiangxi casually threw the small door over.

With a click, the small door stood there, and then slowly increased until it became a normal door-sized room, and then stopped.

"Hey, Xiaolin, how did you arrange the personnel from the underworld this time...... Uh, the ghosts?"

Zhang Gui felt that it was better to ask clearly and be prepared.

"Oh, this is a trial trial, our prefecture has selected a hundred outstanding residents with clean nets and no bad records to visit relatives in the world. ”

"After all, this is the first time we've communicated with people for many years, and these residents also represent the face of our prefecture, right?"

"Therefore, our prefecture must strictly screen the list of ghost members of the returning delegation this time, and must not indiscriminately issue 'underworld residents to travel to and from the world'!"

"Well, these are all things I heard from Lu Juan. ”

Lin Xiangxi scratched the back of his head again.

"Well, that makes sense, so it's all good ghosts this time, right?"

Zhang Gui felt that if he was a good ghost who obeyed the law and obeyed the law, he might be more reliable than others.

"Absolutely, yes, we will never issue a 'Underworld Dweller Passage to and from the World' to a bad ghost!"

Lin Xiangxi made a categorical promise that he is not a person at this time, he represents the credibility of the underworld!

"Well, I always feel that this 'Underworld Resident Passage to and from the World' is so familiar?"

Zhang Gui scratched the back of his head as if he was infected by Lin Xiangxi.

Back in the hall, Lu Dongbin was doing moths again.

set up a large table of "Liuliangju" wine and took a selfie with a "sad face".

Oh, there's the whole series.

"Old Lu, when will you get these 'six grains' back?"

"Hey, I just bought it, I'll post it on Moments, don't block my selfie!"

Lu Dongbin pulled Zhang Gui away.

"Lao Lu, hurry up, wait and drink!"

Guan Erye's appearance of brushing his beard is a bit like wiping saliva?

"Well, I'll take another one!"

Lu Dongbin took a photo and signaled that he was okay.

Guan Erye didn't say a word, so he picked up a bottle of "tons and tons" and drank it.

"Hiccup, it's better to have a second pot. ”

After drinking, Guan Erye did not forget to praise others.

"Ahem. Zhang Gui picked up a bottle of "Liuliang Juice" and quickly put it at an angle, pulled his eyebrows down, and took a selfie.

Changed hands to the circle of friends: "Alas, the economy is not good, so I can only open a bottle of 1,399 'Liuliang Juice' to borrow wine to kill my sorrows." ”

Master Shennong came down and walked around, and saw that there was a lot of wine, and he also came to drink the bottle.

"Huh, you're not drinking right. ”

Shennong Ye took a sip and took another sip.

"There's methanol in it, who bought the fake wine?"

Lu Dongbin slapped the table: "Zhao Gongming, I'm your son in the jungle!"

Zhang Gui hurriedly put the "six grains juice" in his hand back.

At this time, the girl came over.

"Big brother, are you going to put river lanterns on the Midyear Festival?"

"Oh, by the way, it seems to be a custom?"

Zhang Gui scratched his head, he didn't understand this thing.

"Xiao Jiu'er, this river lantern is for people to remember their relatives who went to the immortals. ”

Shennong touched the girl's head.

Zhang Gui nodded, I see.

"Ah, then I'll also put a river lantern to remember my father! Mmmm, there is also my mother, and the eldest brother, the second sister and the third brother......"

Shennongye: "......"

Zhang Gui: "......"

The relatives of the immortals, well, it seems that there is nothing wrong, and the girl's family has become immortals.

Lord Shennong not only became an immortal, but also became a saint.

The girl looked at Zhang Gui's expression a little strangely, huh? Could it be that the big brother is jealous?

"Big brother, when will you become a fairy, the girl will also remember you!"

Zhang Gui: What should I say? Should I say thank you? Wait, wait, hurry!

The girl happily jumped away and walked away, leaving Shennong Ye and Zhang Gui messy in the wind.

"Go buy a lantern. ”

Shennong Ye looked up at the sky at forty-five degrees and sent Zhang Gui to buy a lamp.

Oh, this back is so gloomy.

Zhang Gui thought about it, and then asked Lin Xiangxi what he needed to entertain the ghost members of the returning delegation.

After making a list, Zhang Gui went to the incense and candle shops and supermarkets in the town to fetch them back.

In the next two days, everyone will still do what they should do.

Lin Xiangxi, the grassroots bull head of the underworld in the shape of the obstacle family, is also familiar with the great gods and immortals.

Everyone has a good sense of this bull head who looks a little silly but not honest, but is actually a little silly but very honest.

After being tossed by Guan Erye on this day, Zhang Gui looked at Lin Xiangxi, who had nothing to do all day long, walking around and seemed to be very busy.

"What is Kobayashi doing?"

Zhang Gui said hello casually.

"Oh, the shopkeeper. It's nothing, isn't it a mid-yuan today, I have to arrange something. ”

Lin Xiangxi put a small box in his hand next to the ghost door.

"What the hell?"

Zhang Gui looked at the box, there were only four sides, and the middle was empty.

"Oh, the security dead light scanner, for security. ”

"Sounds amazing, what's the use?"

"Oh, we can't bring living things to and from the underworld, as long as we pass this death light meter, the living will immediately become dead. ”

...... What a simple and crude method, this is the style of the underworld?

"Where's this?"

Zhang Gui pointed to two small flags.

"Oh, this is used to identify the identity of the ghost member and the 'pass for the residents of the underworld to travel to and from the world', and all the ghosts on the body who have not passed the identification will immediately be scattered. ”

Or is it so simple and crude, is it really worthy of the underworld?

Then I watched Lin Xiangxi find a few things like telescopic guardrails, and started pulling directly from the ghost gate, first passing the security check and then the identification flag.

"This ...... What's it again?"

Zhang Gui wondered what kind of magic weapon this was, did he cross the line and scatter his soul?