Chapter 50 Shennong Ye is optimistic about Zhang Gui
"Oh, this is the telescopic guardrail in the queue, I asked Lao Lu to buy it in the town yesterday. This invention in the world is really good, and everyone knows that it's time to line up. ”
Lin Xiangxi touched the back of his head and smiled.
You suddenly used such a down-to-earth thing, flashing your waist!
Zhang Gui complained and touched the red webbing of the telescopic guardrail.
A strong electric current rushed from the webbing to Zhang Gui's body.
"Oh, shopkeeper, I have a lightning strike array, you can't touch it!"
Lin Xiangxi hurriedly supported Zhang Gui, who was scorched and burned with an explosive head.
Thanks to the strengthening of labor and management, normal people are electrocuted!
Zhang Gui brushed himself with "Shui Yuan Duel" while evacuating Lin Xiangxi's range of activities.
The girl's classmates jumped and ran over.
"Big brother, when are we going to put the river lanterns?"
"The river lantern is only put at night, and now I want to worship my ancestors first. ”
Zhang Gui packed the offerings into boxes and prepared to go up the mountain to worship his ancestors.
"I'll go, I'll go!"
The girl followed Zhang Gui and left.
"Cough, Xiao Jiu'er, the shopkeeper is going to worship his ancestors, you are an outsider, it is not appropriate for you to go. ”
Shennong Ye hurriedly grabbed the little girl.
Girl: (•́_•̀)a?
"Na, father, do we also worship our ancestors?"
Shennongye: You Laozi and I are the first generation of human race, and I have a woolen ancestor?
Everyone is a saint, and Lao Tzu dares to worship her, and he doesn't dare to accept it!
"Big brother, which ancestors are you going to worship?"
"Oh, I say goodbye to my father, my mother, and my grandfather. ”
Zhang Gui said and left with the sacrifice.
Father, the girl remembers that many people will worship you, and the girl will also worship!"
Shennongye: "......"
Zhang Gui carried the offerings into the back mountain, and on the mountainside was the graves of Zhang Gui's grandfather and parents.
Although he had asked Lin Xiangxi before, his father and grandfather had already been reincarnated because of their life achievements, and it was useless to worship.
However, Chinese people pay attention to personal etiquette, and worshipping ancestors is not really useful, but it is just a psychological consolation, and it is also a remembrance of deceased relatives.
When he arrived at the ground, he cleaned up the weeds, offered sacrifices to the ancestors, and lit incense and candles.
Talk to my grandfather and talk about the recent changes, mainly because my father and mother are not very familiar with each other, and Zhang Gui has never seen it in his memory.
When he was a child, Zhang Gui was always very envious of children with parents, but later found that there was not much difference, in the countryside, there were too many left-behind children, and there was no difference between parents and parents.
When he grew up, Zhang Gui knew how difficult it was for his grandfather to pull him up.
Well, the point is that it's not crooked yet.
The child who is not restrained by his parents has gone to the crooked sea.
The incense and candles were all turned to ashes, Zhang Gui packed his things and went down the mountain to return to the inn.
When I returned to the inn, I saw the girl holding incense and tossing on a table.
"Ahem, what is the girl doing?"
"The girl wants to worship her ancestors!"
The girl pointed to the incense burner and fruit that had been arranged.
"Who does the girl want to worship?"
Zhang Gui touched the little head of the girl, he knew how to honor his ancestors at such a young age, he was really a good child.
"Of course it's my father!"
Zhang Gui's hand stiffened, and he looked at Shennong Ye with a black face.
Well, Shennong Ye has been sanctified and received some incense...... Shouldn't it be a big problem?
"Uncle Lu said that he wanted to put the photos of his ancestors behind the incense burner, but the girl didn't have a photo of her father. ”
The girl hung her little head in frustration.
Zhang Gui thought for a while, "Give me the phone." ”
took the girl's mobile phone, took a photo of Shennong, and then took an apple and stood behind the incense burner.
"Look, that's not it. ”
"Wow, big brother is so smart!"
The girl was pleasantly surprised to pick up the incense candle.
"Oh, kids can't play with fire yet. ”
Zhang Gui took it and lit it with a lighter, completely ignoring that Shennongye's face was blackened into an African.
"Shopkeeper, let's take some time to go to the East China Sea, and I'll help you collect the dragon qi of the East China Sea Dragon Palace. ”
The girl was offering incense to Shennong, and Shennong came over and put his arm on Zhang Gui's shoulder and said kindly.
"Wow, Master Shennong, let's take it slowly, the water pressure in the Dragon Palace is too great. ”
Zhang Gui still remembers the pain of the last time.
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, you are now protecting your body with dragon qi and a little water pressure, so I can't help you. ”
Zhang Gui thought about the benefits of dragon qi and felt a little excited.
"Then, I'll arrange it as soon as possible after the Midyear Festival?"
"Yes, I am optimistic about you, the shopkeeper. ”
Shennong Ye patted Zhang Gui's shoulder, and wandered back to the room, hehe, the East China Sea Dragon Palace has more than water pressure and dragon energy.
Time slipped away and the sun went down.
Lin Xiangxi, who was on the sofa, stood up, walked to the ghost door, and shouted: "The time is coming!
Zhang Gui, who had been paying attention, saw that the ghost head door emitted a faint black mist and slowly opened.
Silently, the door of the ghost head was completely opened.
One by one, figures walked out of the ghost head gate.
"Line up, line up, go in an orderly manner, don't affect the image of our underworld!"
Lin Xiangxi shouted on the side.
Why is the sense of déjà vu so strong? Zhang Gui scratched the back of his head.
Seeing the figure coming out of the door clearly, Zhang Gui felt completely different from the translucent and flickering image in his imagination.
These figures are basically no different from ordinary people, but their faces are a little paler, as if they have used a tenth-level beauty.
These visitors from the underworld looked a little trembling.
Seeing Lin Xiangxi behaving in awe, it seems that the threat of the underworld bull head is still sufficient.
"Come, go this way, you haven't forgotten to bring the 'Underworld Resident Travel Pass', right? ”
The guests looked nervous, fumbled for a moment, and held a small light-colored card in their hands.
"Okay, it's good to bring it, go this way, go through the security check first!"
The first time I passed through the security check, the scanner "beeped".
"Stop me, give me your bag. ”
Lin Xiangxi stopped him majestically, picked up his bag and flipped it up.
"Jingle Bell", a nail clipper fell to the ground.
"What is this? I don't know if the Stygian Iron Product can't be cleared?"
"Master Niu, this is for a small manicure, I really didn't pay attention to the small one!"
The ghost hastened to explain.
"This one is confiscated, hurry up. ”
Lin Xiangxi put the nail clippers in his pocket and waved his hand to let him continue walking.
Several metal products were detected after several security checks, and all of them were confiscated by Lin Xiangxi.
Then there was nothing wrong with passing the identification flag, and all the green flags passed.
After all the customs were cleared, Lin Xiangxi drove them to the small school outside the inn where Zhang Gui practiced martial arts.
"You can move within a hundred miles radius of this inn, and those who exceed it will immediately be scattered! Don't disturb the living, don't use ghost power to make profits in this realm, and don't violate the laws of this realm, understand!"