"Master, is the meat dragon I made so unpalatable?" the little fairy stared at Yang Zhu aggrievedly......

"Meat Dragon" is also called "Lazy Dragon", which is a popular snack in the imperial capital, Jinmen, Jizhou and other places;

To put it simply, the dough is rolled out into a large cake, and then evenly smeared with a layer of meat filling on it, rolled up and then steamed in a pot;

You can think of it as a meat bun that is N times bigger, and it is usually eaten with porridge.

But......

Yang Daguan stared at the half-moon-shaped super-large "silkworm baby" in front of him with a sad face: Good guy, how can this thing have to have two or three kilograms, right?

Glancing at himself, a little apprentice who didn't know whether he was too honest or too lacking in heart, Yang Zhu was a little speechless, although your master is a little lazy to eat, but it's not a rice bucket, right?

Have you ever seen a normal person who can eat two or three kilograms of something in one meal?

What's more......

Yang Zhu flicked his somewhat hard face, and said expressionlessly:

"Sure enough, it's a dead face, little Liu Tongshoe, don't you know that there is something called yeast in this world?"

"It's so hard, I almost didn't break my tooth just now. ”

The little fairy looked at him innocently: "But I read on the Internet that dead noodles with a lot of eggs make them chewy, and those soft-faced gods with yeast are cults." ”

Yang Zhu stroked her forehead, what forum does this little girl watch all day long?

Use chopsticks to carefully pick out a few pieces of stuffing from the cut piece of meat dragon sandwich;

"What is this?"

"Crayfish meat. ”

"Where's this?"

"Shredded ham, Xuanwei's, is an old ham that has been stored for five years. ”

"Uh...... What about this?"

"Master, this is your favorite anchovy meat!"

The little fairy looked at her master a little strangely, she couldn't distinguish such a recognizable ingredient?

"Master, these are your favorite things to eat!"

Yang Zhu put down his chopsticks indifferently, and just wanted to say twice, these things are good in his heart,

But......

Eldest sister, the meat dragon only needs to use pork or minced lamb to make the filling, okay?

What the hell are you messing around?

It's just that you play "innovation", don't you even try it beforehand?

Crayfish meat, old ham, chicken butt, and the cut of thin diced abalone, these things are mixed together, and the taste is ......

Tsk, it's painful!

..................

Yang Zhu looked at the unwilling little fairy, and finally ate the cut piece of meat dragon with tears in his eyes;

Then, with supreme perseverance, he picked up the water cup and walked to the water dispenser, took a glass of water, and poured it down.

"Whew...... Survived!"

Yang Daguan let out a long sigh of relief, feeling that he had escaped again in front of the ghost gate.

This little apprentice of mine doesn't know what crazy he has recently, and he is obsessed with cooking.

If you just honestly follow the steps, you will always enjoy the day when you become a master;

However, this girl didn't know what evil she had fallen for on the Internet, and in the name of "innovation" and "retro", she blatantly began to light up the "dark cuisine" skill tree;

In the past half a month since I was separated from Mother Liu, I have suffered enough as a master.

The little fairy saw her master's expression, and quietly cut a small piece of meat dragon and put it in her mouth, chewing it vigorously,

And then...... With a bitter face, he said, "Uh...... It's so unpalatable, and it's a failure again!"

Yang Zhu glared at her angrily: "Isn't it nonsense, what kind of [innovative] dishes you have been doing during this time have not failed?"

The little fairy puffed out her cheeks and said unwillingly: "But the [Twenty-Four Bridges Bright Moon Night] I made the day before yesterday is very beautiful!"

Yang Zhu rolled his eyes, thinking of the 24 tofu balls buried in the ham, he felt a toothache:

"This dish in Mr. Cha Yong's book is just YY good, you tried it yourself, it's salty!"

"I'm blind to the whole ham, almost ten years old ham, isn't it fragrant for you to make soup?"

The little fairy pouted unconvinced: "The [rouge goose breast] I made the day before yesterday is also very good, it's a black house dish!"

Yang Zhu twitched the corner of his mouth: "Your old man's basic method is no problem, but you put so much red yeast powder, regardless of the strange smell, the whole goose breast is about to turn into red plastic, who dares to eat it?"

"Also, it's enough for people to put a few slices of local apples at most, and the slight sour and slightly sweet are just right, but you put 2 red snakes, and you have been blaspheming for so long, only sullen and sweet, and there is no such refreshing feeling at all, okay?"

The little fairy said: "Don't you think that the red snake is more expensive, and think that the dishes made with it may be more delicious, who would have thought that it is not suitable for cooking?"

Then he straightened his small chest: "But I think that [rouge goose breast] is not bad, sweet, fresh, very suitable for my taste!"

Yang Zhu was speechless, a good black house dish, made into a dessert by you, there is no one;

In short, it's good that you're happy.

"Uh...... Good apprentice, tell the teacher, what are you going to cook tomorrow?" Yang Zhu asked with some apprehension.

The little fairy thought for a while: "I recently saw a lot of netizens on the forum posting DIY [Looking up at the starry sky], using carp heads, grass carp heads and silver carp heads and so on on the pie, which is interesting;"

"So I'm also going to make my own [Looking Up at the Stars],"

"Hmm...... I'm going to make an Asian seafood version of [Looking Up at the Stars] with sea bream head, eastern star grouper head, star-spotted oriental puffer head, yellow fish head, etc.!"

When Yang Zhu heard this, his stomach couldn't help but start cramping, and he also "looked up at the starry sky in the Asian seafood version"!?

This world-famous dark dish that never sets the sun is enough to make the people of the world daunting, and your old man plans to continue to carry it forward even further, and make it a [biochemical food] that even primates dare not approach?

So he immediately said righteously: "Apprentice, you see that you have been obsessed with cooking recently, which is very bad!"

The little fairy looked at her master in confusion, thinking to herself that this is not because you are too lazy, and I, as an apprentice, are afraid that you will starve to death, so I am practicing my cooking skills hard, why is it not good?

Yang Zhu coughed:

"Fei Fei, you are an actor after all, there is a good saying, if you don't open your mouth for three days, you won't be able to go on stage for the rest of your life;"

"So, even if you don't have a suitable script now, don't fall behind in acting;"

"Although you don't have the opportunity to be on camera at the moment, you can go and watch and learn the performances of other crew actors, and you can touch the bypass!"

The little fairy thought for a while: "But the actors I know have not started work yet, and it is rude to go to other crews to observe rashly." ”

Yang Zhu laughed: "It's okay, I have a friend who is directing, I happen to be a screenwriter, I will take you to observe and observe, maybe it will help you." ”

The little fairy looked at her master in some surprise: "Master, aren't you a director, now supervising the two movies [Resident Evil 2] and [Second Depression], and at the same time there are more important things waiting for your participation, how can you still have the energy to write a script and become a screenwriter?"

Yang Zhu's face was sad: "Hey...... Disciple, you don't know, you are poor for the teacher!"

"You see, the prices in the imperial capital are rising three times a day, if I don't hurry up and get a handyman and find some extra money, I can only eat clear water noodles every day!"

The little fairy suspiciously swept the jars of good tea on the tea shelf and the famous pots on the tea table,

Shouldn't it, doesn't Master have a box office commission, even with the current return of "Zhu Xian", how can he have tens of millions of deposits, why are he so poor that he can only eat clear water?

Yang Zhu looked at the puzzled eyes of his little apprentice, his face was slightly red, and he also felt that he was selling too much.

So he coughed:

"As for the teacher, although there is a little bit of Ding Ding to continue, but the money can't be touched,"

"You also know how exaggerated the housing prices in the imperial capital are now, I have to save money to buy a house!"

"The house I have now is the size of a kennel, this and that?"

"Master is about to become a leftover man, and he doesn't have a slightly decent house, which girl is willing to marry you now?"

"You don't want Master to find a wife, and you don't have a master to talk to you, right?"

The little fairy pursed her mouth, and wanted to say, it's good now, there is no need for a strange creature like a teacher;

But after all, he couldn't say this, he just snorted and said, "If you don't have a house, you won't be good with you, Master, don't want this kind of woman!"

Yang Zhu hehe, after all, his little apprentice is still too young, and he doesn't understand the mentality of most women in this society now;

I wanted to use the principle of stock market trading to describe the essential relationship between men and women to her, but after thinking about it, this child is so simple, it is better not to defile her soul;

So he just smiled and didn't answer.

The little fairy looked at the master with the same look as she treated a child, pouted, and sulked.

But he quickly returned to his original state, and said to Yang Zhu: "Master, but I don't dare to appear in public now, I will be recognized, so annoying." ”

Yang Zhu nodded, this is a trouble,

Just a month ago, this brain Hanhan ran to the mall to buy things by himself, and was immediately recognized, and was instantly surrounded by fans on the inside and outside of the three layers, and was pestered to write hundreds of signatures, and then escaped under the protection of the security guards; since then, it has left an indelible psychological shadow.

Suddenly remembering something, Yang Zhu said: "Didn't your number one fan give you a baby, can't you go out with it?"

..................

The "number one fan" in Yang Zhu's mouth refers to the number one prop master of Longfei Magic Craft, the senior otaku has been shocked since he saw Liu Feifei in the crew of "Zhu Xian", and he has been out of control ever since;

But the weird thing is that this person's house is a house, but it is completely different from the "salty and wet house" in the island country, he never harassed Liu Feifei, and at first he didn't even dare to say anything to her, but from time to time he stared at Liu Feifei with a pious gaze that worshiped the goddess, and at first he looked at the little fairy creepy and uncomfortable;

Later, whenever Liu Feifei needed to hang a tightrope and put on props, he was always the first to sign up as a test subject, and he didn't let her go until there was no problem with safety and comfort, which made Liu Feifei quite moved, and she became a good friend after coming and going.

Just 1 month ago, after the senior otaku knew that Liu Feifei was inconvenient to go on the street, he used his off-duty time to spend half a month making a "human skin mask" and sent it over.

said that it is a mask, but in fact, to put it bluntly, it is a headgear made using the special effects prop technology of "Resident Evil", but it is more realistic;

When the little fairy showed this hood to Yang Zhu like a treasure, Yang Zhu was almost startled, except that the skin color was slightly unnatural, but if you stood three meters away and looked, there would be absolutely no flaws.

..................

Hearing that her master was planning to let herself wear that hood, the little fairy was a little unhappy: "Master, that hood is really realistic, but if I do it alone, it's so troublesome." ”

"Moreover, its breathability is still not very good, and if you wear it for a long time, your face will be very uncomfortable!"

Yang Zhu looked at her angrily: "Who asked you to put on makeup? You little girl, what kind of makeup do you put on your face!"

"As long as you don't have makeup on your face, you will feel much better when you wear it,"

"Besides, now that the Mid-Autumn Festival is coming soon, the temperature has already dropped, and I won't suffer as much as before!"

"It's really not good, you just think it's warm and windproof equipment, maybe if you stick to it for a winter, the skin on your face will be more tender!"

When the little fairy heard this, she rolled her eyes directly, only to feel that her master's straight man had advanced cancer and was hopeless;

What is makeup?

I just put on some BB cream, at most I put some lipstick on my mouth!

Also, what is "warm and windproof equipment"?

The skin on the face is not breathable, and it is easy to get small red spots, okay!?

But thinking that I was finally able to go out to breathe, I couldn't help but be excited.

What's the headgear uncomfortable or something, just put up with it if it's a big deal, how big is it!?

As an actor, who hasn't suffered a little?

Yang Zhu looked at his little apprentice's eyes shining, like a child who can go out to set off fireworks during the Chinese New Year;

I breathed a long sigh of relief in my heart,

Ami Tofu, I don't have to worry about food poisoning tomorrow......

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