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The camera begins to change from darkness to light, late at night, in a bar, colorful, the hour hand of the old-fashioned clock has long passed 12 o'clock in the morning, but it is still bustling, and many young men and women seem to be tireless, consciously taking on the task of playing the protagonists of the nightlife.

And the sound of brushing and brushing is still particularly harsh in the noisy crowd, which is very similar to the sound of the wind blowing leaves, which is actually the sound of two hard tarot cards flying between the fingertips of a certain man.

At the same time, there is the sound of "jingling", which is even more outrageous, and you would never think that it is the jingle of some young bartender's dangling bottle, and what should be out of rhythm is like a tune in the hands of this man, but there is no sense of disobedience in a modern late-night bar.

This is not the bar of the Love Apartment.

The bartender shook the wine bottle to himself, looked at the man playing tarot cards in front of him, and said in a slightly mocking tone: "How many years, I have only drunk this kind of wine, I have long been tired of it." ”

"I told you, I'm not drinking, it's stories. The tarot card stopped, and the man replied.

"Here we go again. The bartender looked disgusted, "I have wine, you have a story, and you won't get tired of it for a long time, right?"

"That's right. The tarot man said.

The bartender paused, leaned his head closer to him, and said, "Look at my ears, look here." ”

"What are you doing with your ears?"

"My ears are spurting blood, do you see it, I always say this over and over again, do you seem to be very cultured, in my opinion, vulgar and unbearable. ”

"Really?" the man put away the tarot cards and looked at the bartender, meaningful: "Because you don't have a story, you won't understand what I'm talking about, I've been in contact with so many patients, I think I'm already a qualified psychologist, but until now, I haven't seen through you." ”

By this time, the bartender had already uncorked and poured wine into the goblet, and the orange-red liquid combined with the rich aroma of the wine made up the glass called "Dolforin".

"Jerry" said the bartender, "you should know that it's useless to sensationalize me, you're just a psychiatrist, you can't save me." ”

Jerry raised his glass and gulped it down.

"Cow chews peony. "Bartenders despise.

Jerry didn't care, he finished his drink, but instead of putting down the glass, he held the clear glass in front of his eyes and looked at the few drops of red wine that were left inside.

"What if I say, I know where I can cure you?" said Jerry suddenly.

The bartender picked up the Glass Clothes and wiped down the used barware, and replied nonchalantly, "Do I need to cooperate with you?" ”

Jerry didn't speak, just looked at him.

"Huh?" the bartender looked at him quizzically.

At this moment, the young bartender seemed to realize something from Jerry's eyes, his hands began to tremble, his whole body began to tremble, his breathing began to increase, almost subconsciously, he grabbed Jerry's arm before he could put down the wine glass.

"You, do you mean it really?" asked the bartender eagerly.

Ding—the sound of a wine glass falling on the ground—

"That place, it's called Love Apartment. Jerry said.

But instead of the bartender, he began to fall silent.

After a long time, the bartender calmed down, picked up the wine glass, wiped it again, and was meticulous.

"Love apartment, this sounds like a very happy place, how can you cure me? I don't lack happiness. ”

"If there's only one place in the world that can heal you, it's the love apartment. Jerry said.

"Cut-" the bartender said disdainfully.

Tarot cards dance.

The bottle is ringing.

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【Love Apartment-3602-Zhang Wei Law Firm】

Zhang Wei and Zhao Haitang came in from outside the door carrying a brand-new red lacquered wooden table, one step at a time, as if they had used the strength to eat, and as soon as the table was settled, Zhao Haitang held on to the table and began to complain.

[Zhao Haitang (gasping)]: Lawyer Zhang, why did you change the table?

[Zhang Wei]: Isn't it just a year since the law firm opened, although this year's performance is still a little far from my goal, but this does not prevent me from celebrating a little, changing a new table, changing the feng shui, maybe it can be transferred, I read the book as it says.

[Zhao Haitang]: If a table could change your performance, there wouldn't be so many people unemployed that day.

[Zhang Wei]: It's man-made, I haven't tried it, how do I know if it doesn't work, maybe my room is a feng shui treasure, this table is my eye.

[Zhao Haitang (with a look of contempt)]: Have you read too many tomb robbery notes, or are you stimulated and stupid after you go vigorously, you can make up such a reason.

As he was talking, Yifei walked over, still holding a piece of white cake-like thing in his hand.

[Hu Yifei]: What are you two talking about?

[Zhao Haitang]: Sister Yifei, don't you have to go to school today?

[Hu Yifei]: Oh, I took a week off, didn't Zeng Xiaoxian just come back from Alxa, their radio station showed mercy to give him a position as a variety show host, and I expect to accompany him to auditions in the next few days.

[Zhao Haitang]: Eh, Sister Yifei, isn't it the same "you who returned from the moon that night" you said last time?

[Hu Yifei]: Correct, that's right.

[Zhang Wei]: Mr. Zeng is finally going to be on TV, which is something worth celebrating, and I decided that if Mr. Zeng has an accident in hosting the show and he is sued, I will definitely defend him for free.

[Hu Yifei]: Shut your crow's mouth.

[Hu Yifei (eyes turned, saw Zhang Wei's new table)]: By the way, why did you two get a coffin and come back?

[Zhao Haitang (laughs)]: Coffin ...... Hahaha, Sister Yifei, after you say this, this is indeed like a coffin.

[Zhang Wei]: Go, go, what a coffin, oops, Yifei, this is my new desk.

[Hu Yifei]: The coffin-colored desk is creative, I think you can simply change it to a morgue here, anyway, no one comes, and the morgue law firm is almost the same.

[Zhang Wei]: Don't make fun of me, eh, by the way, Yifei, what are you holding, like a cake and not like a cake.

[Hu Yifei]: Well, this is what Zeng Xiaoxian brought back from Alxa, alpaca milk cake, specially brought to you to taste.

When Zhang Wei and Zhao Haitang heard that this was something they had never eaten at all, they immediately became interested, and one of them took a piece and stuffed it into their mouths, chewing it deliciously.

【Zhang Wei (full of cakes)】: Hmm...... Good times (delicious).

[Zhao Haitang]: The taste is really good, I didn't expect alpaca milk to be so delicious, I have never eaten it before.

Yifei just wanted to say something to satirize the appearance of the two starving ghosts reincarnated, but when the words came to her mouth, she still didn't say it after all, because a voice came faster than her complaint.

"Drink some water and beware of choking. ”

A sudden sound lifted the spirits of the two men who were eating.

In the small Zhang Wei law firm, a girl walked in. She is an old resident of the apartment, after many years of absence, set foot in this place full of laughter again, and, ready to live for a long time, her name is Qin Yumo, an elegant and intellectual mature girl, beautiful, cute, optimistic, full of confidence, yearning for love.

[Zhang Wei]: Yumo, why are you here?

[Zhao Haitang]: Sister Yumo.

[Hu Yifei]: Oh Yumo, why don't you cooperate with me, I was going to sell them a deal.

[Qin Yumo (laughs)]: It's all the same, anyway, everyone will know sooner or later, I'm back, are you happy to see me.

[Zhao Haitang]: Of course I'm happy, since Dali and Curry Sauce left, the ratio of men and women in our apartment is seriously imbalanced, and we need a mature and elegant woman like Sister Yumo to maintain this delicate balance.

[Hu Yifei]: Yo, Zhao Hailuo will also talk sweetly and flamboyantly, let's learn from Ziqiao, but it's a pity that we don't eat this set.

[Qin Yumo]: Thank you for the compliment, but I didn't come back to balance the ratio of men and women to you, I really don't have a place to live.

[Zhang Wei]: Why?

[Qin Yumo]: It's worse than demolition, I don't know what the name of the band recently came downstairs where I live, beating gongs and drums every day, I haven't slept well for a month, if this continues, sooner or later I will have early menopause. Then it happened that I was transferred back to S City by the company, and of course I chose to live with you again.

[Zhang Wei]: Demolition orchestra?

[Qin Yumo]: Don't mention it, I looked for the property, but the property turned a blind eye and didn't care at all, and later I found out that the orchestra leader was a relative of the property manager's cousin's sister's sister.

[Zhao Haitang]: It's too much, Sister Yumo, I suggest that you use legal means to protect your legitimate rights and interests.

Zhang Wei couldn't help but puff up his chest.

[Qin Yumo]: Forget it, it's very troublesome to find a lawyer, and it costs money.

[Zhang Wei (chest up)]: Ahem! ahem!

The three of them looked at Zhang Wei in unison.

[Zhao Haitang (pauses for a second)]: I still have something to do.

Zhao Haitang walked.

[Qin Yumo]: By the way, I still have unpacked luggage, so I'm out of company.

Yumo walked away.

And Yifei, with empty eyes, picked up a piece of alpaca milk cake, stuffed it into his mouth, turned around and walked away, and didn't say anything.

The sound of the wind blowing the leaves, leaving Zhang Wei alone, staring at the new desk like a coffin in a daze.

I'm just a lawyer, Zhang Wei wanted to chase after him and shout, but he didn't catch up in the end, but cleaned up the table he had just bought, and put the photo of Dali, everything seemed so harmonious.

The warm scene of déjà vu, played out in the apartment many times, seems to never be boring.

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The words are divided into two ends, the other side.

【Love Apartment-3601】

Ziqiao and Meijia sat on the sofa in the suite, as if arguing about something, and on the table in front of them were three transparent water glasses, as well as the lids of a mineral water bottle, and two hundred-yuan bills.

[Lu Ziqiao (unbelievable)]: Are you sure?

[Chen Meijia (yes)]: Of course, when the old lady spoke, she didn't count, she said three cups, just three cups, not two cups or four cups.

[Lu Ziqiao]: But why do I always feel that there is a trap here?

[Chen Meijia]: Oh, it's just playing, a game, what traps can there be.

[Lu Ziqiao]: Okay, that's what you said, I drink a bottle of water, you drink three glasses of water, whoever drinks the two hundred yuan first will belong to whomever belongs.

Ziqiao said, picked up the cap of the mineral water bottle and was about to drink it all, but was stopped by Meijia.

[Chen Meijia]: Stop, stop, listen to me first, but there is a premise, we can't touch each other's cups, I can't touch yours, you can't touch mine.

Ziqiao thought for a moment and said, okay, no problem, and then he was about to pick up the bottle cap and drink it all, but was stopped by Meijia again.

[Lu Ziqiao]: What are you doing?

[Chen Meijia]: Do you understand the rules, is it okay for ladies to give priority, besides, if I drink three glasses of water, you just drink a small bottle cap, can't you let me, how to say that I am also your wife.

[Lu Ziqiao]: Is there any mistake, you proposed to play this game, and now you want me to let you do it.

[Chen Meijia (Shaker Qiao's arm)]: Husband, good husband, just let people go, I'll have a drink first, okay, just a cup.

[Lu Ziqiao]: Okay, okay, I'll carry forward the style, I'll let you have a drink first, anyway, you still have two cups after drinking one glass, I only have one bottle cap, what am I afraid of.

[Chen Meijia (laughs)]: Great, I like a husband like you.

After Mika finished speaking, she picked up one of the three glasses of water, drank it in one gulp, and then buckled the empty cup to the cap of the bottle filled with water.

[Chen Meijia]: Okay, let's start now, remember the premise, don't touch each other's cups.

[Lu Ziqiao (stunned for three seconds)]: Nani?

[Chen Meijia (pick up 200 yuan)]: This is called a soldier who is not tired of cheating, and he is willing to gamble and lose, and the 200 yuan is mine.

Ziqiao sighed "ah~" and collapsed on the sofa.

Ziqiao was just about to say something, when suddenly there was a deafening scream.

"Ahhh

Zeng Xiaoxian ran out in a panic, with a constipated expression on his face, how uncomfortable it was.

Meijia and Ziqiao heard Zeng Xiaoxian's screams like killing pigs in the middle of the night, and they turned around one after another.

[Lu Ziqiao]: Mr. Zeng, is the pig god possessed?

[Chen Meijia]: Don't talk nonsense, Teacher Zeng's cry is miserable and desolate, sad and helpless, what is so serious, say it quickly and make everyone happy.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (frightened)]: I'm going to audition tomorrow, tomorrow!

[Lu Ziqiao (confused)]: Isn't that a good thing?

[Zeng Xiaoxian (crazy)]: But my resume, my resume can't be found, the station leader asked me to take my resume with me when I audition!!What should I do, I'm going to go tomorrow, but my resume is lost, will the station leader criticize me in public, and may even cancel my host qualification, this is my first day of audition——@&!¥—— (gushing).

[Lu Ziqiao (emotional)]: I have to say, Mr. Zeng, as a typical example of failure, you are too successful.

Yifei also came over at this time, with a helpless expression.

[Hu Yifei]: Don't argue, I'll have a showdown, blame me for this, I threw your resume as garbage when I moved last time, but I can't blame it all, who would have thought that the yellow, moldy broken paper was your resume.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (pointing at Yifei)]: You!

Zeng Xiaoxian wanted to subconsciously say "You are too much", but at this time, Yifei suddenly glanced at Zeng Xiaoxian, and a more instinctive reaction instantly choked back the words that were about to blurt out.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (held it for three seconds)]: You did it so right.

[Chen Meijia]: Oh, Mr. Zeng, what's the matter, isn't it over to find Xiao Hei downstairs to help you make a new one, and it will be done in minutes.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Don't comfort me, this resume is very important to me, I don't want to be the second Guan Gu, and this resume is not replicable at all, it has a very special meaning for me.

Ziqiao and Meijia Yifei, you look at me, I look at you, their eyes are confused, obviously they don't quite understand what Zeng Xiaoxian means.

[Lu Ziqiao (confused)]: What else can be the meaning of a resume? Wait, I know, that resume is actually your sunflower treasure book, say quickly, Mr. Zeng, have you ever wielded a knife from the palace.

[Chen Meijia]: You keep quiet, Sister Yifei is still here, this kind of thing, of course, you have to ask Teacher Zeng in private.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: That's it...... No, it's not right, what a sunflower book, please, it's okay for you to put away your dirty thoughts in your head, who am I, brother Xian, good man, pure masters, I only practice Jiuyang Divine Skills, not Sunflower Treasure.

[Lu Ziqiao]: It's not the Sunflower Treasure Book, what are you worried about?

[Zeng Xiaoxian (uncomfortable)]: A few of you don't understand at all, this resume has been with me for more than ten years, it has brought me countless good luck, with it, my career will definitely be able to go to the next level, but now I have lost it, that is my old friend for many years, how can I be worthy of it, how can I be worthy of its parents, how can I be worthy of its wife.

[Lu Ziqiao]: Does it still have a wife?

Ziqiao and Zeng Xiaoxian looked at each other for three seconds.

[Lu Ziqiao (suddenly)]: How tall is his wife, how much is his measurements, and the cycle is inconvenient.

[Chen Meijia]: I sprayed you to death with a mouthful of salt soda, and I didn't take it seriously.

[Hu Yifei]: I said you two idiots, can you calm down and think of a way, since the matter has happened, the top priority is to solve the problem, and there is a fart in this unfounded worry.

Several people quieted down, trying to think of the best solution they could think of, at this moment, Zhang Wei walked in from the door of the suite, walked straight to the sofa and poured a glass of water, his eyes were serious and solemn.

[Lu Ziqiao]: Zhang Wei, what's wrong?

[Zhang Wei]: Let me tell you, I was in the supermarket just now and saw two deaf and mute people arguing.

[Chen Meijia (surprised)]: How can deaf and mute people quarrel, brag about you.

[Zhang Wei]: I always thought that deaf and mute people would not quarrel, until the scene I saw in the supermarket today, two deaf and mute people quarreled, and the sign language was faster than Naruto's seal.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (excited)]: Really, where is it? I'm going to see it.

[Hu Yifei]: You give me back, the resume matter has not been resolved, and you still have the leisure to go to see the deaf-mute quarrel, believe it or not, I will make you deaf-mute.

Hearing this, Zeng Xiaoxian let out a signature laugh, and then stared, looking at Yifei with a fierce look, just when everyone thought that Mr. Zeng was going to resist for the first time in ten years, Zeng Xiaoxian said loudly, I will go back to write my resume!

[Lu Ziqiao (shaking his head)]: Teacher Zeng is still the same Teacher Zeng.

[Zhang Wei (sigh)]: Alas, you say that even the deaf and mute are willing to watch the quarrel, how can a living lawyer not receive business?

[Chen Meijia]: I know, because as long as you play normally, your customers will at least be sentenced......

Mika stretched out three fingers and said, "Twenty years"!

[Zhang Wei (trembling)]: Who, who said, I'm not the same as before now, okay, the couples who have been mediated by me are all reconciled as before, from today on, please call me, mediation master.

[Hu Yifei (flash of inspiration)]: Lawyer, lawyer, yes, Zhang Wei, is the resume you used when you went to the firm to apply for a job?

[Zhang Wei]: Of course, I bought the resume for 20 yuan.

[Hu Yifei]: Great, make a price, sell me your resume, Zeng Xiaoxian will use your resume when he auditions in Taiwan tomorrow.

[Zhang Wei]: Oh, we're all friends, so what kind of money are we talking about, just according to the price I bought at the beginning, 20 yuan.

[Lu Ziqiao (confused)]: I'll go, Zhang Wei doesn't look like you.

[Chen Meijia]: Yes, Zhang Wei should not be ...... at this time It's right for the goddess to scatter flowers.

[Lu Ziqiao]: It's a sky-high asking price, and the goddess scatters flowers.

[Chen Meijia]: Anyway, it's almost the same, just get the meaning.

[Zhang Wei]: Oh, I told you, I am no longer the same person I used to be, and from today on, I promise you that the thrifty me I used to be is gone.

[Hu Yifei (disdain)]: If you are thrifty, there will be no one in the world who picks the door.

[Lu Ziqiao]: I always thought that you were just the first strange person in the ancient and modern world, but now it seems that I was wrong, it turns out that you are still the first strange person in the ancient and modern world.

[Zhang Wei]: You don't believe me, do you?

Everyone's eyes were silent with doubts and questions.

[Zhang Wei]: Okay, in order to prove myself, Yifei, I don't need money for my resume, just take it.

[Hu Yifei]: Really?

[Zhang Wei]: Of course, I'll get it for you.

[Hu Yifei]: Thank you, I was ready to be slaughtered by you, but I didn't expect that at the critical moment, you are quite righteous, much better than some people who only care about the three-dimensional cycle.

The last sentence was naturally for Ziqiao.

In fact, the only thing Zhang Wei didn't tell everyone was that every time he took this resume to apply for a job, he was bombarded.

And the hero of our story, Zeng Xiaoxian, is sitting at the table, holding a pen and preparing to write a new resume, for a long time, the white paper is still empty, but there is a snoring sound in his ears, there is a way to think about it day and night, at this moment when others are fighting separately, Zeng Xiaoxian, made a dream that he remembered, and had experienced it personally.

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Anyway, one year, when you and I were both children.

That year, Yifei had not yet been admitted to the doctorate.

That year, Guan Gu had not yet come to China.

That year, Ziqiao hadn't met Meijia yet.

That year, salt soda was only sold for one dollar a bottle.

On a midsummer afternoon, the sun is scorching, the air is hot, the wind blowing in the face is irritating, and the street trees on both sides of the road stand listlessly and lifelessly.

On the third floor of a six-story circular building covering an area of about 200 square meters, an interview is being held within the third ring road of S City.

As a newly graduated college student, stepping into the society brings not only endless confusion, but also endless troubles, how many college students did not die in the four years of indulgent freedom in college, but fell on the way to find a job, Zeng Xiaoxian is an ordinary one among thousands of college graduates, but at this moment his expression is uncomfortable, his face is full of grievances and unbelievable women's expressions, intriguing.

【Female interviewer】: I'm sorry, sir, your qualifications do not meet our job requirements, please go to other departments to apply for a look.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (uncomfortable)]: Ah, no, examiner, I graduated from Jiaotong University with a double master's degree in philosophy and history, and I am confident that I will definitely be able to do this job well.

[Female interviewer]: Poof, hahahaha-

Looking at the woman in front of him who suddenly couldn't stop laughing, Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't wait to eat this woman as a finger cake, but he still had a cheap smile on his face, in a famous saying that I don't know who said it, people can sometimes give up their dignity on the road of pursuing their dreams.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (thought)]: Fortunately, there are others here, otherwise I would have taken you from the third-floor window...... Throw it down, God saved your life.

[Female interviewer (can't help laughing)]: Sorry, I couldn't hold back.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (magic laughter)]: It's okay, it's my honor to make the leader happy, how about it, do you want to give me this job, I promise to let the leader smile every day, as the saying goes, smile for ten years, I can not only work hard, but also beautify my beauty, I promise to let the leader keep you young forever, how about it, think about it?

[Female interviewer (hesitation)]: Tsk, uh, like this, Zeng ...... Ever...... I'm sorry, what happened.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: I@#✘#——!

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Zeng-Xiao-Xian, leader.

[Female interviewer]: Zeng Xiaoan, right, in this way, what about you, go back and wait for the news first, and I will inform you as soon as there is news, okay, that's all.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Don't be a leader, I'm ............ for this interview

[Female interviewer (answering the phone)]: Hey, what? My house is on fire? I'll be there right away.

And then there is no then, and sometimes, if you want to ask someone, use the reason that your home is on fire, which is really suitable.

Ten minutes later—

Zeng Xiaoxian walked on the road, looked at the endless stream of cars, and kept muttering, "Dead woman, dead pervert, I curse you for parking for the rest of your life without a parking space, eating instant noodles without seasoning packets." ”

The sun was blazing, Zeng Xiaoxian looked up at the sun in the sky, looked around for a place to temporarily escape the heat, and finally saw a supermarket not far away, so with God's blessing, go in and buy a bottle of water, and start the long road of job hunting in the afternoon.

After swallowing a mouthful of ice water, he suddenly felt a little refreshed, but Zeng Xiaoxian, who had just had some energy, didn't pay attention, stepped on the stone on the lawn on the side of the road, and fell.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (throwing the water bottle far away)]: Damn! People are unlucky and even bully me with stones...... Ahh

Dragging his injured foot, limping to the stone bench on the side of the road, holding the resume in his hand, Zeng Xiaoxian didn't know, the city is so big, where can he go, this city, not only academic diplomas can keep a place, there is a good saying, four years of college is like a train, Tsinghua soft sleeper, undergraduate hard sleeper, junior college hard seat, vocational school station ticket, Chengjiao crowded in the toilet, and when the train arrives at the station, everyone goes out to look for a job, only to find that the boss does not care about how you came but only cares about what you will do。

But after Zeng Xiaoxian figured out this truth, he sadly found that he didn't have any skills, in other words, he knew a little bit about everything, and he couldn't do anything.

Zeng Xiaoxian was so confused, a man holding a briefcase and gold-wire glasses sat next to Zeng Xiaoxian on the phone,

[Glasses Man]: Hey, Xiao Zhu, what do you call that Lu... The things sent by Lu Xiaobu were returned to me, a few bottles of 82-year-old Lafite wanted to soak my sister, when I haven't seen the world, you tell him, no house, no car, don't want to date our family Ah Mei.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (open his mouth wide)]: Wow, this brother, isn't it, Rafi doesn't want it, let alone the 82-year-old, the battle Fei in Lafite.

[Man with glasses]: What do you see, I've never seen a handsome guy.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: I've seen handsome guys, but I've never seen a handsome guy as bold as you.

[Eyed Man]: It's kind of a human saying.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: In that case, how about discussing things, 82-year-old Lafite, sell it to me, and I will pay 50 yuan.

[Eyed Man]: Really?

[Zeng Xiaoxian (took out 300 yuan)]: Of course, I mean what I say, come, this is 300 yuan.

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Ten minutes later, no man's corner.

[Lu Ziqiao]: How about it, how many bottles are sold?

[Glasses Man]: Six bottles, fifty dollars for one bottle, three hundred dollars, it's yours.

Ziqiao took the money and kissed the banknote heavily, with a surprised expression on his face.

[Man with glasses]: Awesome, man, how did you know that the wronged man would buy your Lafite?

[Lu Ziqiao]: Hmph, you don't understand this, people like this, with confusion in their eyes, vain walking posture, holding a broken resume in their hands, smelling it with their noses, they must have passed the interview of which company, eliminated, like this kind of person is currently in the most frustrated stage of his life, at this time, if there is a big pie in front of him, he will definitely rush forward desperately.

[Glasses Man]: Incisive, not a loss of old rivers and lakes.

Lu Ziqiao just wanted to reply "That's", but his eyes glanced into the distance, as if he had seen something incredible, and suddenly changed to a frightened expression, said "see you back", and then fled without looking back.

[Glasses Man (shouts)]: Eh, man, you haven't told me what's in that bottle, you can't drink the dead————

Ten seconds later, the man with glasses saw a group of people in black suits chasing in the direction that Lu Ziqiao ran away, and he couldn't stop shouting words like "Boy, stop" and "pay back".

[Glasses Man (sigh)]: It's worthy of being an old man, there are so many little brothers with me wherever I go, I have to continue to work hard.

At this time, Lu Ziqiao didn't know that the man he had inadvertently cheated of 300 yuan would become the best friend in his life in the near future.

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The other side.

【S City-Night-Leader's Office】

When Zeng Xiaoxian put six bottles of Lafite, who claimed to be 82 years old, in front of the leader, the interviewer's brows furrowed.

[Female interviewer]: Mr. Zeng, you make me very embarrassed by this.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: No, how can you take a fancy to me, I am purely expressing my admiration for you, there is no other meaning, absolutely nothing!

[Female interviewer]: That's right, that's the end of the delivery, you can go, please close the door.

Zeng Xiaoxian's jaw suddenly fell to the ground.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (thought)]: If there were no laws in China, I would definitely rape you first and then kill you.

【Female interviewer】: What are you muttering?

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Oh leader, don't make fun of me, you know I really want to get this job, I promise to be diligent, don't say ninety-nine-six, from 0:00 in the morning to 0:00 in the evening, I can work seven days a week in the 007 work system!

[Female interviewer]: Sorry, our company only needs small workers, not agents.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Why don't you interview me again now, I learned from the pain after being rejected in the afternoon, and spent three hours summing up my experience, and now I must be more suitable for this job than before.

[Female interviewer]: Right here?

[Zeng Xiaoxian (looking around, confused)]: Isn't it okay here?

[Female interviewer]: Okay, you go and turn off the lights.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (frightened, hands on his chest)]: Leader, don't be like this, I don't sell my body.

[Female interviewer]: I'm not interested in sissies, I'm afraid that there will be two people in my room at night, so that others will cause some misunderstanding.

Zeng Xiaoxian turned off the light, and in the dark room, only the breathing of two people could be heard.

[Female interviewer]: I will use the exam questions from our interviews over the years to test your abilities, as long as your abilities meet the standards, our company can consider letting you take the position.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (excited)]: Don't worry, leader, although my hardware is not the best, but my software must be the best, I have no problem with economics, history, and political science.

【Female interviewer】: The first question I want to test you is a management question.

Zeng Xiaoxian looked confused, and because the light was turned off, he couldn't see the expression on his face, and the female interviewer continued.

[Female interviewer]: Excuse me, one donkey can camel 100 catties of grain, two donkeys can camel 200 catties of grain, you only brought three donkeys, but you brought back 400 catties of grain, why?

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: This is also called, the topic of management?

【Female interviewer】: You have three minutes to answer.

This sentence was like a basin of ice water poured on Zeng Xiaoxian's head, he suddenly woke up, not thinking about it, his brain crackled like lightning, and tried to find the answer to this question.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (brainwave search)]: Crabs, bananas, potatoes, Tony Leung, Ultraman jeans, Guan Yunchang, Sima Guang, the sun in winter, the autumn wind sweeps the leaves, Wang Xiaoming, classmates help grandma cross the road, Alibaba and the forty thieves, Alien vs. Predator.

Suddenly, Zeng Xiaoxian had a flash of inspiration, and a light bulb glowing appeared on his head.

【Female interviewer】: You can tell me your answer.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (silent, then uncomfortable)]: Leader, do you want to say that I am also a donkey, so I brought three donkeys, a total of four donkeys, of course, I can transport back 400 catties of grain.

[Female interviewer (laughs)]: Quite self-aware.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: As long as the leader is happy, I don't care.

[Female interviewer (and serious)]: Unfortunately, your answer is wrong.

Zeng Xiaoxian: No, how is this possible?

[Female interviewer]: I have given you a hint very clearly, this is a management question, the correct answer is that you killed one of the donkeys, and the remaining two donkeys saw their companions killed, out of fear, they would work harder, so they could only transport 100 catties of grain, but now they can transport 200 catties.

After the female interviewer finished speaking, she only heard Zeng Xiaoxian's breathing.

[Female interviewer]: How is it, are you convinced?

[Zeng Xiaoxian (swallowing saliva)]: Leader, I think the matter of killing a donkey is not too cruel, is it not such a bloody topic.

[Female interviewer (nodding)]: Yes, listen up, this question is a test of your adaptability.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Listen up, I'm the best at adapting.

[Female interviewer]: A man is unemployed, he is standing on the beach, he wants to end his life, at this time an old man came over and said to him, young man, do you have anything you can't think of? The man said, I can't find the meaning of my existence. At this time, the old man grabbed a handful of sand from the ground, opened his hand, and let the sand fall on the beach, and the old man said to the man, please pick up the sand I just threw away, and the man said that he couldn't do it. The old man took out a crystal clear ruby from his bosom and threw it on the beach, the old man said, "Then please pick up the gem I just threw away,The man's eyes flashed with a bright light,Just about to say something。 The old man preemptively said, child, there will always be people or things in this world who look down on you, what you have to do is to try to turn yourself from sand into a gem, and when one day you become a shining gem, no one will look down on you anymore.

[Female interviewer]: Maybe you think this is the end of the story, but the man said a word to the old man, and the next day, both the man and the old man were found dead on the beach, may I ask, why?

[Zeng Xiaoxian (silent for a long time)]: This is also called, a non-bloody topic?

【Female interviewer】: You have three minutes to answer.

So Zeng Xiaoxian began to search for crackling brainwaves again.

Three minutes later.

[Female interviewer]: Well, do you have an answer?

[Zeng Xiaoxian (grievance)]: I'm sorry, leader, I really can't think of aliens coming down from the sky and killing them both.

【Female Interviewer】: Absolutely......

[Zeng Xiaoxian (Daxi)]: Really?

【Female Interviewer】: ...... No.

[Female interviewer]: The correct answer is, the man said to the old man, but the gem you threw on the ground is gone. The old man was taken aback, believing that the man had stolen his gem, and got into a fight with the man, and in the end both of them ...... He's dead.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (Five Thunders)]: Nani, Leader, shouldn't this be a philosophical and educational story?

[Female interviewer]: Did I tell you that this is a philosophical and educational story? What I am saying is that this question is about your adaptability.

Zeng Xiaoxian had an urge to vomit blood, but fortunately, he swallowed it back alive.

[Female interviewer]: That's the case, Mr. Zeng, you really don't meet our company's recruitment requirements, you can't send it slowly, by the way, if you want, you can also take your Lafite.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (got up in a hurry and accidentally touched the foot of the afternoon)]: Ah-it hurts, don't be a leader, give me another chance, you have another question, I promise, I promise that I can answer it correctly this time.

【Female Interviewer (Lights On】: What's wrong with your feet?

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: I accidentally got it in the afternoon, don't talk about this, I don't care, good leader, this job is really important to me.

【Female Interviewer (Thinking)】: I don't know how to manage, and my adaptability is poor, you make me very embarrassed, Mr. Zeng, so let's do it, what about our company, recruiting people in addition to looking at his own ability, but also requires a rich resume and excellent eloquence, sometimes the resume is not rich enough, you have to learn to use your own eloquence to write a special resume for yourself, we take local materials, aren't you a broken foot, just make your foot injury into an educational story to me, if your story can move me, I can give you this job, how about it, do you dare?

[Zeng Xiaoxian (head high)]: In my dictionary, there is no word dare.

[Female interviewer]: Of course, because I don't dare, it's two words.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Huh?

【Female interviewer】: Without further ado, you can get started.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Speaking of my foot injury, it was a very old story, a story about manhood.

[Female interviewer]: Sounds tempting, go ahead.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: When I was a child, my dad rode a bicycle, and I sat in the back, and I rode and rode and ride......

[Interviewer]: Stop, if it's useless for you to say that again, please close the door outside.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (cough, clear throat)]: When I was a child, my dad rode a bicycle, I sat in the back, just like that, riding, riding, riding, riding, suddenly, my feet felt a sharp pain, it turned out that my feet were stuck in the wheels, at this time, my dad found that the pedal could not move, I was just about to tell my dad, who knew that my dad turned around and made a "shhh" with me and then said to me earnestly, son, you must know that in a person's life, there will always be uphill and downhill, when you find that you can't pedal, you should be like a man, stand up, use all your strength, use - force - kick -

The last three words were shouted extremely loudly by Zeng Xiaoxian, and after he finished speaking, he gasped and looked at the female interviewer with a confused face, waiting for her reply, the female interviewer was silent for half a minute, and then let out a deafening laugh.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (excited, thinking)]: She laughed, she finally laughed, I succeeded, yes!!

After a long time, the female interviewer calmed down and looked at Zeng Xiaoxian with a smile.

[Female interviewer]: I didn't expect you to have a good sense of humor and good eloquence, but you really don't fit in with us.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Don't be a leader, you just laughed, didn't I pass the test, you test me, you test me again.

[Female interviewer]: Did I laugh? Sorry, I don't remember.

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[Zeng Xiaoxian (scolding his mother in his heart)]: Damn, are you always a goldfish, are you there any seven seconds?

[Interviewer]: However, I do know a place for you to go.

Zeng Xiaoxian: Where is it?

[Female interviewer]: My friend's radio station has just launched a new nightly emotional radio program, and is recruiting a host, you have such eloquence and humor, you might as well try it, maybe the blind cat meets a dead mouse, and you can really apply successfully.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Really, where is it, I don't want to tell you about the leader, I am the best at emotional problems, there were several particularly loving couples in our university back then, and they were all dismantled by me.

【Female interviewer】: What did you say?

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: I mean, there were several couples who broke up in our college back then, and I helped mediate.

【Female interviewer】: I hope so, I will send you the interview location in a moment, the interview time is tomorrow morning at 8 o'clock, you have one night to prepare, don't let me down.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Thank you for the leadership, I promise not to let you down.

【Female Interviewer】: Go back, don't forget to close the door.

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Ten minutes later, the female interviewer opened the Lafite brought by Zeng Xiaoxian, poured it into the cup, and was about to drink it, when she suddenly found that the wine tasted wrong, so she took a sip.

[Female interviewer]: Cough syrup? It's too much, Zeng Xiaoxian, you are so bold.

So, the female interviewer changed the interview location that had been written to No. A, Building A, Community A, to Building A, Building A, Community A, and then clicked the send button, but Zeng Xiaoxian, who didn't know it, didn't realize how much impact this wrong interview address would have on his life.

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The next day

[S City - No. B, Building A, Building A, Building A, Community A]

Knock Knock Knock –

There was a knock on the door.

Wei Zheng and Wang Yuan were sitting in front of the computer discussing something, when they suddenly heard a knock on the door and looked sideways.

[Wei Zheng]: Please come in.

walked in with a smiling man, who was it not Zeng Xiaoxian.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Hello, it was Ms. Chen and Manager Chen of Hongyun Company who introduced me to your radio station for an interview.

[Wei Zheng]: Interview? Oh, I know, what about the resume, show me it.

Zeng Xiaoxian handed over his resume.

At this time, Wang Yuan leaned close to Wei Zheng's ear.

[Wang Yuan (whispering)]: Boss, who is Ms. Chen?

[Wei Zheng (whispering)]: How do I know, no matter who she is, isn't there a show in the station that no one has been willing to host, the position has been vacant for several months, there is just a big wrongdoer, don't be in vain, no, the resume still says that she is a master's degree.

[Wang Yuan (immediately understood)]: Gao Ming, the boss Gao Ming.

[Wei Zheng (to Zeng Xiaoxian)]: I have read your resume, our radio station needs talents like you, and you can go to work tomorrow.

Zeng Xiaoxian (ecstasy): Really, great leader, you are so discerning.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (calm down)]: But, leader, don't you need an interview or anything?

[Wei Zheng]: Oh, interview, of course.

As he spoke, Wei Zheng casually threw Zeng Xiaoxian a piece of paper.

[Wei Zheng]: If you read this sentence well, this will be the opening sentence of your show in the future.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (read the words on the paper)]: A good man is me, I am a good man?

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Leader, you really don't need to interview anything else?

[Wei Zheng]: No, I'm very satisfied with your resume, I'm very satisfied, it's just you, except for you, no one can do this job.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (put your mind at ease)]: That's right, leader, I need a blog like you, phew, Bole, to discover my thousand-mile horse, by the way, leader, what is the name of my show.

[Wei Zheng]: It's called "Your Moon My Heart".

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Listening to the name is very popular.

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So, nothing earth-shattering happened, Zeng Xiaoxian had his first job in this way, and at the same time, in order to be able to adapt to this job, on the same day, he moved to the "Jiayuan Community" next to the radio station to live, and also met a new roommate, Wang Tiezhu.

That night, Wang Tiezhu invited Zeng Xiaoxian and the two ladies next door to have a barbecue together, and during the meal, Wang Tiezhu and Tian Erniu announced their decision to be together and officially established their relationship.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Double happiness is coming, for me to find a new job, for our eldest brother Wang Tiezhu and Miss Tian Erniu, there is a lover who will eventually become a family, everyone have a toast.

The sound of wine glasses colliding is full of joy.

[Wang Tiezhu]: Eh, by the way, don't Zeng Xiaoxian's brothers have a girlfriend?

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Don't mention it, I don't even have to worry about finding a job, how can I have the leisure to fall in love.

[Wang Tiezhu]: You have to pay attention, now in this society, there are more and more men, and there are fewer and fewer women, maybe one day the beauties in the world will be picked out, and there will be a bunch of dinosaurs left, the picture is too beautiful for me to imagine.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: How can it be as serious as you say, isn't this beautiful woman on the other side also untargeted?

[Wang Tiezhu (suddenly whispered)]: Don't mention her, she's different.

The beautiful woman who was eating mutton skewers on the opposite side was alert to the small movements of the two and put down the mutton skewers.

[Beauty]: What are you two muttering to me, don't think I can't hear me, old lady.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Don't get me wrong, beauty, we're just talking about you...... Why don't you have a boyfriend.

When Wang Tiezhu wanted to stop Zeng Xiaoxian from speaking, it was too late.

[Beauty]: How can this be true, Wang Tiezhu, you are nosy again.

The beauty said, picked up a spoon, stared at Wang Tiezhu with fierce eyes, and broke it into two pieces.

Zeng Xiaoxian opened his mouth wide and looked at this scene in horror, but Wang Tiezhu had already become accustomed to it.

[Tian Erniu]: Don't be angry, he is also thinking about you.

[Beauty]: I don't need anyone else to think about me.

[Beauty (to Wang Tiezhu)]: You listen to Wang Tiezhu, haven't you kept asking me why I didn't find a boyfriend, and my mother will tell you today.

Zeng Xiaoxian and Wang Tiezhu pricked up their ears and listened, only to hear the beautiful woman with a somewhat irritable personality holding two broken spoons and saying to them:

"The man I'm looking for is either smarter or stronger than me, or how can he conquer me. ”

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[End of chapter]

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Whether or not anyone remembers me, I'm back.