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[Chen Meijia (monologue)]: Do you think the name of this episode is a little strange, this is a love apartment, it looks like a science fiction movie for Mao? But after reading the following story, you will feel that everything is so taken for granted, everything in the story starts from an afternoon three days ago.

【Love Apartment-3601】

Yifei and Yumo had just come back from shopping at the supermarket, and they climbed the stairs upstairs with their bags, and they couldn't stop complaining.

[Hu Yifei]: How can this be reasonable, this broken elevator, broken twice in three days, the property is not working, isn't this bullying us old residents?

[Qin Yumo]: I'm so tired, if I climb the stairs like this every day, I won't have to drink diet tea anymore.

[Hu Yifei]: No, I must go to the property to ask for an explanation, anyway, I am also the vice chairman of the resident committee under the apartment, I can't watch the elevator continue to break like this. We young people are okay to say, but there are so many old people in the apartment.

[Qin Yumo]: It's useless, after the choir incident, I don't trust these properties anymore.

[Hu Yifei]: Zeng Xiaoxian is also really, after being the vice chairman for so many years, he doesn't even have a phone number from the property manager.

The two of them just said one by one, pushing open the door of 3601, however, the scene in front of them surprised Yifei and Yumo.

I saw 3601 in front of me, there was no longer the clean, tidy and bright hall of the past, there were overturned tables and chairs, books scattered all over the ground, fallen furniture, broken teacups and flower pots, just like the scene of the crime that had just been stolen.

[Qin Yumo (surprised)]: Yifei, are you sure you locked the door when you went out?

[Hu Yifei (surprised)]: Did I go to the wrong room?!

However, the culprit of all this was not invisible, and at a glance, Yifei and Yumo saw that there was a person sitting on the sofa among the messy furniture.

This person is Zeng Xiaoxian. It's just that Zeng Xiaoxian at this moment has changed the cheap expression on his face on weekdays, and replaced it with a silent and loveless look, his face is extremely gloomy, as if he has just cried, although I don't know why he is like this, but a strange atmosphere makes everyone feel that something must have happened to Mr. Zeng.

[Qin Yumo]: Teacher Zeng, why are you here, aren't you the first day of work today?

[Hu Yifei]: Zeng Xiaoxian, what kind of nerves do you have, don't tell me that you made this house like this.

Zeng Xiaoxian let out a long sigh, slowly turned his head, looked at Yifei, and stopped talking several times.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Feifei, you didn't tell me who wrote that resume for me.

[Hu Yifei]: You still have the face to ask me, let you write your resume in the room by yourself, you actually slept for a whole afternoon, if it wasn't for the old lady to come to Zhang Wei's resume to help you toss for an afternoon, how would you go to the interview.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (shaking his head, sighing)]: Feifei, I mean, you didn't tell me that you wrote that resume for me.

[Hu Yifei]: I forgot to tell you, but what does this have to do with you making the big room like this?

At this moment, Yu Mo suddenly found that the refrigerator in the large room had some strange feelings, and she couldn't tell what was strange, so she walked towards the refrigerator step by step, wanting to see what was going on.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Fei Fei, if you told me that you wrote that resume for me, I wouldn't have beaten Zhang Wei so badly.

[Hu Yifei (stunned for three seconds)]: What?

In the next second, Yu Mo had already opened the door of the refrigerator.

The scene that came into view stunned the people in front of him.

In the refrigerator in the large room, there was a man with a blue nose and swollen face and tattered clothes, his hands and feet were tied, and his mouth was tightly stuffed with something, and he couldn't say a complete sentence, only a burst of "hmm" sounds.

【Qin Yumo (surprised)】: Zhang Wei?!!

Hu Yifei was stunned on the spot!!

Ten minutes later......

【Love Apartment-3601】

In the love apartment, everyone is there.

Zhang Wei was wearing yellow pajamas that belonged only to him and Dali, wrapped in an unknown number of quilts, sitting on the sofa, his face was pale, shivering, sneezing and convulsing from time to time.

[Lu Ziqiao]: It's so serious, isn't it just in the refrigerator and closed for a few hours, as for it?

[Zhang Wei (slowly turned his head, looked at Ziqiao, his voice trembled)]: To put it lightly, it wasn't you who almost froze into a popsicle.

[Chen Meijia]: Tsk, if you make a little noise, you will scare Xiaobu.

[Zhang Wei]: Ahhhh

[Lu Ziqiao (confused)]: But Mr. Zeng used your resume to go for an interview, and he was actually able to be blasted out by the leader, and your resume is too exciting.

[Chen Meijia]: Teacher Zeng was miserable by you, and finally got the only opportunity to be a TV host in ten years, and now it's good, I have to go back to answer the midnight bell in the middle of the night.

Zhang Wei was about to say something to refute it, but a sudden voice made him instantly alert, leaving behind the unbearable cold on his body and Teacher Zeng's murderous warning.

Hearing the sound, Zhao Haitang walked over, still holding a stack of thick things in his hand.

[Zhao Haitang]: Lawyer Zhang, something has been found.

Zhang Wei stood up violently, stumbled, almost fell, he didn't care about this, he hurriedly stepped forward, grabbed the things in Zhao Haitang's hand, and looked nervously.

Ziqiao Meijia glanced at each other, and was very curious to come forward to watch, only to see the nine big characters on the thick stack of A4 paper covers, "Remote boyfriend strength improvement plan." ”

[Lu Ziqiao]: This is the mission letter that Dali left you?

[Zhang Wei (nervous)]: What to do, what to do, Ah Sneeze~

The expression on Zhang Wei's face changed from nervous to frightened, and he kept looking at the content of his boyfriend's strength improvement plan, and every time he turned the page, his face became even paler.

[Chen Meijia (curious)]: What's wrong?

[Zhao Haitang]: Brother Ziqiao, Sister Meijia, this boyfriend strength improvement plan was left to Lawyer Zhang before vigorously studying abroad, there are a total of 365 challenges on it, and Lawyer Zhang must complete it within a year, and Lawyer Zhang called yesterday and said that at the end of this month, I want to check the progress of Lawyer Zhang's completion, no, Zhang Wei came to ask Teacher Zeng for help today, but he was beaten by Teacher Zeng, and this plan also fell to the balcony of Xiaohei's laboratory downstairs during their battle, and I took a lot of effort to find it, and I was tired to death。

[Lu Ziqiao]: 365 items?

[Chen Meijia]: Just look at his appearance, you can know that he must be lazy, and he hasn't completed one item.

[Zhang Wei]: Who said that I didn't finish one item, I completed the first one.

Zhang Wei said, opened the plan, and the three of them saw that the first item, learning a musical instrument, had a big red circle hanging behind it.

Yifei and Yumo pushed the door in, and saw such a scene, Ziqiao, Meijia, and Zhao Haitang were sitting on the sofa, looking at Zhang Wei opposite with an expression of "you make a cane".

And Zhang Wei, out of nowhere, got an ancient costume, glued a wisp of Changhuzi, quite a bit of fairy bones, sitting on a chair, pulling a shabby erhu to play.

[Zhang Wei (self-playing and singing)]: The sea laughs, the tide on both sides of the strait, the ups and downs with the waves only remember the present ~ the rivers and mountains laugh ~ the smoke and rain ~ [Qin Yumo]: This big brother, you went to the wrong set, isn't this Love Apartment 6?

[Hu Yifei (dialect)]: Yo Yo Yo, are you undefeated in the East, or are you an exterminator.

[Lu Ziqiao]: Why did you two come here, Mr. Zeng, are you looking for a machine gun?

Ziqiao said, and also made a machine-gun shooting action, don't say it, vivid and vivid.

[Hu Yifei]: Zeng Xiaoxian...... He was a little sleepy and fell asleep.

[Chen Meijia]: After such a big incident, Mr. Zeng is still in the mood to sleep?

[Hu Yifei]: Originally, he was not in the mood, but under my "serious persuasion", he decided to calm down first.

[Qin Yumo]: Zhang Wei, what is he doing?

Zhao Haitang simply told what had happened, and Hu Yifei said that the only thing in this world that can restrain Zhang Wei is Dali.

[Zhao Haitang]: Lawyer Zhang, you are dead, it seems that I am going to take the throne, and my spring is finally coming.

[Zhang Wei (stop erhu)]: Oh, it's all like this, and you're still in the mood to joke with me.

[Lu Ziqiao]: Don't worry, Zhang Wei, I'll teach you a way, ask vigorously, and you tell her, my mind is full of your beautiful face, the back of leaving, and my endless thoughts about you these days.

[Zhang Wei]: You think I'm you, how can I lie and deceive Dali.

[Zhao Haitang]: Lawyer Zhang's EQ is not as high as Sister Meijia's IQ, how could he say such sensual words.

[Chen Meijia]: That sounds comfortable...... Wait, something seems wrong.

[Lu Ziqiao]: Low EQ is not a problem, I will teach you a way to ensure that your EQ will increase greatly in a short period of time.

[Qin Yumo]: Is there still such a way?

Lu Xun said that if you spend money often, your troubles will be reduced by 80 percent, and your EQ and IQ will increase.

[Zhang Wei (doubtful, spread hands)]: But where does the money come from?

[Lu Ziqiao (stunned for three seconds)]: This ...... Lu Xun didn't say.

[Everyone in unison]: Cut~

In the end, someone had to stand up, and at the critical moment, Yifei gave a rational and correct plan.

[Hu Yifei (took the plan)]: Tsk, Zhang Wei, you might as well pick a few projects that can be completed in a short time from it and practice them quickly, and a few of us will be witnesses for you, and ask vigorously about it, so you can have an explanation.

[Meijia Chen]: Good idea.

[Zhang Wei]: Yifei, I have thought about all of these things, but the above are some, learning a programming language, learning to drive an excavator and other tasks, this day and two days, how to complete it.

[Hu Yifei (looking at the plan)]: Who said that there is not a project that can be completed in a short time.

So everyone looked at Yifei in unison, and Yifei naturally read a task in the remote boyfriend power plan.

[Hu Yifei]: According to the standards of military life, I strictly demand myself for a week, and complete a cross-country with a weight of 10 kilograms and more than 40 kilometers.

Burst!

Ziqiao just drank a sip of water and spit it out, and directly spit out Zhao Haitang's face.

However, everyone was not in the mood to look at Zhao Haitang's face at this time, but looked at Yifei with burning eyes.

[Qin Yumo]: This is too difficult, Yifei, Zhang Wei is just an ordinary person.

[Lu Ziqiao]: Yifei, are you sure that this is a task that can be completed in a short time?

[Hu Yifei (confused)]: Isn't it like that? I think it's okay.

[Zhang Wei]: To tell you the truth, I plan to skip this task directly.

[Zhao Haitang]: Let Dali know that he will definitely kill you, come on, I am optimistic about you, lawyer Zhang, you are not far from stepping down.

[Hu Yifei]: Then look at the following task, this one is okay.

[Hu Yifei]: To do a successful psychological consultation, analyze the possible psychological problems from childhood to adulthood from ten different perspectives, and ask to write in the form of a paper, with a length of no less than 10,000 words.

[Qin Yumo]: These tasks are so long.

[Chen Meijia]: Oh my God, if all 365 items are such challenges, Zhang Wei will not become a superman in a year.

[Lu Ziqiao]: I don't know if he will become a superman, but I am sure that Zhang Wei will become a waste.

[Zhang Wei]: I can't even understand these problems, let alone realize them, so is there no shorter, clearer, and straightforward task?

Yifei nodded, continued to look through the plan in her hand, and suddenly, her eyes froze, like a child who suddenly found candy.

[Hu Yifei]: This task is simple, only four words, straightforward and clear.

Zhang Wei let out a long breath, and his spirit finally relaxed.

[Zhang Wei]: Finally, there is a reliable one, I will just say, or vigorously understand me.

As he spoke, Zhang Wei walked towards the refrigerator, as if he wanted to take a bottle of drink to calm himself down, and at this moment, Yifei finally read out the content of this simple four-character task.

[Hu Yifei]: Landing on Mars.

Bang! crackle~

Zhang Wei rolled his eyes and fainted at the door of the refrigerator.

[Everyone shouts in unison]: Landing on Mars?!!!!!