"The water of the West Lake, my tears, I would rather turn into a flame with you, ahhhhh.......hh

Of course, the above lyrics are sung in the original version, but what is sung in the recording is another version, at least in the echo-filled voice, it sounds like this, and even he can't help but imitate and sing it, the key is that the song sung in the recording is too brainwashing.

"The water of the West Lake, I threw thunder, and my father had already turned into a flame, ahhh......h Nima, this singing is a perfect interpretation of other people's singing for money, and he sings to death. ”

He Xiaoman was already laughing and trembling beside him, and even put one hand on Zhang Yang's shoulder to prevent himself from laughing and bending over, and at the same time wiped the tears from laughing from the corners of his eyes with his hand, and retorted Zhang Yang with a trilling smile in his mouth.

"Brother Yang, I don't think this is as simple as a fatal thing, this is simply a massacre, haha, the attack strength and lethality have completely exceeded 100%. ”

After the news of the messy relationship between the family before, the fans who were laughed at were once again detonated by the song sung by this guy in the recording, especially by Zhang Yang's magical cover.

"Poof, I'll strangle XXX, it's not so bad to kill pigs!"

"Big brother, stop singing, I'm a friendly army!"

"KTV boss: Such a guest, no matter how much money I give, I don't dare to take it, take him a business, and you don't need to ask for the surrounding boxes. ”

"2333 isn't just around, I guess if I open the door key, the whole floor will flee the scene. ”

"Uncle Nine, Uncle Nine, come on, take him for me!"

"2333 Fahai's coffin board can't be suppressed, hahaha!"

"Is this going to collapse the real Leifeng Tower, and then let her and Xu Xian fly together?"

Mr. Zheng has never felt that he is so happy today, even if he has excavated so many cultural relics, he is not as fruitful as today, not only his values have been subverted for decades, but even his hearing feels as if you have been baptized.

"Xiao Zhang, this is what you young people often say that others ask for money when they sing, is he terrible for singing? haha!"

"Haha, old man, this is really not fatal, just like what Xiao Man just said, this is simply a big move to put down a piece, haha, okay, laugh like this, the disgusting feeling of the family in front of you has dissipated, old man, what do you want to eat at noon? ”

Hearing the food, He Xiaoman, who was still laughing there, hurriedly braked urgently, and then ran over to look at Zhang Yang with an expression of 'pig raiser, your little pig is going to eat'.

"Brother Yang, Brother Yang, you can make another palace dish like the last 10,000-character button meat, it is not only beautiful, but also delicious!"

However, she completely forgot that she had promised to cook in the future, although with her ingenuity, she could imitate the dishes that Zhang Yang had made, even if it was a difficult dish, she could learn it after practicing a few more times, and the color and flavor were similar, but there were too many people who couldn't stand the publicity, and it was simply not the same.

When he invited Mr. Zheng to come up for dinner before, the old man wanted to refuse to come, but he couldn't resist his enthusiasm and still came up, but when he heard that he was asked to order, he hurriedly waved his hand again and again.

"No, no, you just look at it, let's eat a little bit, don't bother too much. ”

The old man just thinks that Zhang Yang is too polite, how can he order any dish to make any dish, so he waved his hand and refused, let Zhang Yang play himself, even if it is a home-cooked meal, it tastes very fragrant on this kind of RV, but it has a different flavor, he has eaten on the side of the road during archaeology, squatted on the ground to eat, and even eaten with others, but he has really not tried to cook and eat in such a luxurious RV.

However, after the old man finished speaking, He Xiaoman, who was smart and clever next to him, couldn't see the old man's thoughts, and immediately couldn't help but prove it for his man, and at the same time showed off a little.

"Old man, you can't let go of such a good opportunity, Brother Yang's cooking is delicious, he can almost cook any eight major cuisines and ten major cuisines, and everyone in the live broadcast room can testify to this matter, so you can order with confidence, Brother Yang is a chef, it is estimated that he is the kind of person who can be offered up when he goes to the hotel, hehe. ”

Zhang Yang also just washed his hands at the faucet, and then added with a smile while wiping his hands with a towel.

"It's not that exaggerated, Xiao Man, let's be humble, haha, old man, I'll just be a little more, it's okay, you can rest assured, just listen to Xiao Man, let's cook palace dishes today." ”

Old Man Zheng looked at the two self-selling and boasting people in front of him suspiciously, and he was a little unsure, but seeing that the two of them didn't seem to be joking, after thinking about it, he said a little uncertainly.

"As for the palace cuisine, I still know a little bit about the old man, I have eaten it many times before, this kind of dish for the royal family should be divided into southern and northern flavors according to several ancient capitals, I have eaten yellow braised shark fin once before, it tastes very good, or you can make yellow braised shark fin, I will let someone send some shark fin later, you can make other dishes first." ”

Originally, after Mr. Zheng finished speaking, he thought that Zhang Yang might not be able to do it, if he could do it, he would ask his son who opened a hotel to send some shark fin over, anyway, even if it was not done well, it was just a waste of ingredients, he wouldn't care, and his big-money son wouldn't care, but when he was waiting for Zhang Yang's confirmation, he saw the other party nodding confidently there, and then shook his head again.

The old man was still wondering why Zhang Yang nodded and shook his head, and wanted to open his mouth to ask, but he heard this guy's next words again.

"Shark fin is not needed, I remember that there is still in the refrigerator, this dish should be in the Tan family's cuisine, in fact, the best material should be Luzon fin, which is the kind of yellow shark fin produced in the Philippines, but unfortunately I don't have it here, so I can only replace it with the usual one, by the way, Xiaoman, I remember the old hen, you see if there are ducks. ”

However, He Xiaoman, who went to the refrigerator to get shark fins, shook his head when he heard it.

"The old hen does have it, but we ate the duck two days ago, and it's long gone, so why don't you buy it now?"

When he heard Zhang Yang say that he would do it, the old man was already very surprised, although he still didn't believe it in his heart, but he wouldn't show it, and now he heard that the materials were incomplete, and shark fin was not the best kind of shark fin, and he naturally had to eat the most authentic one, so he quickly opened his mouth and said.

"Then Xiao Zhang, you wait a minute, you can cook other dishes first, I asked my son to drive over, anyway, it won't take much time, their hotel should have the shark fin you said, since your cooking skills are so good, just come to another palace gate to offer fish." ”

This old man should also be a foodie, and the names of the dishes reported should have been eaten by him, anyway, he is not sure whether Zhang Yang will do it now, but it is nothing more than a few ingredients, and if it is wasted, it will be wasted, but if he really knows how to do it, he will be able to eat palace dishes again, and he will drool when he thinks about it, but after he finished speaking, Zhang Yang added another sentence.

"Then let's just steam some more Xiaowotou, and then I'll fry some chili minced meat, we'll eat it later, and we won't steam rice." ”

Three dishes, one is a staple food, He Xiaoman, who was listening to it next to him, couldn't hold it anymore, but he was nodding desperately there, and Old Man Zheng also nodded frequently when he listened, and then immediately took out his mobile phone and called his son, you still have a rush and excitement in your heart.

"Smash, hurry up, prepare the materials for the yellow braised shark fin and the palace gate to offer fish, and send me to the parking lot here in Changling, don't forget that the shark fin must be Luzon fin, if you fish, you can prepare the mandarin fish, you kid give me a little faster, you can't move your Lao Tzu and I eat, see if I don't ask you to get up early tomorrow morning and go to the park with me to exercise." ”

Zhang Yang looked at the old man Zheng who picked up the phone with a cry and a smile next to him, but he didn't expect this old man to talk to his son It was a little funny, so he smiled and said.

"Okay, I'll make a small nest first, and then prepare the ingredients for stir-fried minced meat with chili, and we'll make it after the ingredients for those two dishes are delivered." ”

At this time, it has already passed the meal, and many people have already eaten lunch, but listening to the names of the dishes that Zhang Yang reported here, the yellow braised shark fin and the palace gate fish are also limited to those who have not eaten or heard of them, but most people have eaten Xiaowotou and chili minced meat, after all, this very appetizing and filling food is still very delicious to eat.

“....... Can you stop this, I just finished eating!"

"Brother Yang, don't, let's eat something simple at noon, what are you doing with such a complicated matter. ”

"55555 There is a traffic jam here in Jingbei, the old man still don't let your son deliver food, it is estimated that it will be night when you come. ”

"I've just eaten half of this lunch, do you want to save some stomach and wait for Brother Yang to finish it before eating?"

"I think I can have it, fortunately I worked overtime at noon, and I was about to go out to eat, and it was with my sister, haha!"

"Forget it, buy some snacks and go home, no, go buy some cooked food and get some beer, anyway, I'll rest in the afternoon and wait for Brother Yang to release the poison!"