Chapter 243: Dead Fat Man
Old Man Zheng's son is a fat middle-aged man wearing short-sleeved pants and sandals, a fat face looks cute and cute, just like the giant panda, almost the longer he grows, the more he looks like Old Man Zheng, and he can only see from the little traces on his face that these two people are father and son.
He drove a big red Jingbei Jeep, with a rough and tough body and his chubby figure, which looked a little complementary, and as soon as he got out of the car, he shouted loudly at the RV with his throat.
"Old man, your son and I are here, come down and greet you, haha!"
The expressions on the faces of the three people who were originally sitting and chatting in the car became weird at the same time, Zhang Yang and He Xiaoman simply didn't expect Old Man Zheng's son to have such a loud voice, and actually let him go down to greet him, which is really funny.
And the old man Zheng seemed to have been used to it for a long time, and he stretched out his fingers and scratched his ears indifferently, as if he wanted to clean the earwax that had just been shaken down by that loud voice, and then he didn't even want to move, and yelled at the car door that Zhang Yang had just opened.
"Get in on your own, you fat man. ”
"Come in by yourself, come in by yourself, who is afraid of who, I said old man, you are enough, if you want to eat palace food, I will take you to Lao Tan to eat, you have to go to Changling to eat in the wilderness, and you only bring the ingredients, what's the matter, I want Zhu Di's cook to cook it for you." ”
Before the person came in, the loud voice had already floated in along the open car door, Zhang Yang and He Xiaoman were black lines in the same head, what is it for Zhu Di's cook to do it, it would have died a long time ago, as if he was a ghost.
Old man Zheng has long been accustomed to his open-mouthed son, and this guy never has any scruples when he is with him, so he has to turn his head and smile apologetically at Zhang Yang, and then get up and grab the ear of the fat man who just came in.
"You rabbit cub, Xiao Zhang finally invited me to a meal, I don't have to prepare materials for him, the chef, hurry up and put the materials down and get out. ”
The fat man who came in looked half as big as the old man, but the result was that after being grabbed by the ear, he didn't dare to move like a little chicken, and kept shouting in his mouth.
"It hurts! I'm wrong. ”
At the same time, I went outside to look at Zhang Yang and squeezed his eyebrows at him, this expression was placed on a middle-aged big boss, no matter how it looked, it made people feel a little weird.
"Brother, don't mind, I've been like this with my old man, the old man doesn't plan to let you cook palace food, right?"
Before Zhang Yang could answer, Old Man Zheng raised his foot and kicked his son's buttocks again, and said indignantly.
"It must be someone Xiao Zhang's doing, you rabbit cub, don't look at it as a big boss, I really don't know much about Xiao Zhang, not to mention that Xiao Zhang has a good cooking skill, you are a fool compared to him, go, put down the things and get out of the way, your mother is going to go to beauty in the afternoon, go and accompany you." ”
However, the fat man, who was still in high spirits, suddenly made a bitter face and looked at Old Man Zheng pitifully everywhere.
"Dad, I was wrong, I was really wrong, you must not let me accompany my mother to do beauty, otherwise she will have to pull me to accompany her to do it, I can't stand it, I don't speak, I just stay here obediently, don't move, okay." ”
After speaking, he also hugged the old man's arm and sprinkled Jiao, you are also full of pleading when you gain weight, it seems that you should have been pulled by his mother more than once for beauty.
Zhang Yang looked at this fat man with a pitiful face, and he could think of how embarrassing it was to be pulled by his mother to a group of women for beauty.
After the baptism of this loud voice in the live broadcast room, I have adapted to this voice, but listening to the way the father and son communicate, they can make people happy unconsciously, and no one can imagine that the old man Zheng, who was still an old pedant and serious before, has become a bad old man full of scolding after being with his son.
"Poof, Nima amused me. ”
"2333S If no one says it, I really can't imagine that this fat man is a big boss. ”
"Isn't this the legendary one set of people before and one after another? ”
"666 is one thing to be the boss, and it's another thing in front of the free Lao Tzu, haha. ”
"Hahaha, take a screenshot, I want to take the photo of Mr. Zheng pulling his son's ear as a meme. ”
"Old man Zheng (disgusted): Roll the calf. His son (white eyes): I'm a calf, so what are you?Old man Zheng (tsundere): I'm a baby cow. ”
Zhang Yang here can't stand it anymore, this father and son can laugh people to death.
"Haha, old man, let go of the eldest brother, you are not too tired to raise your hands, take a rest. ”
"That's it, old man, you're not tired, let go quickly, ah, don't try hard, Dad, I beg you, Dad, let me go." ”
After hearing Zhang Yang begging for mercy for himself, the fat man hurriedly climbed up the pole and broke free from his fragile little ears from his own Lao Tzu's iron claws, and at the same time rubbed his ears while looking at Zhang Yang.
"Brother, the old man told me, you are an anchor, your name is Zhang Yang, my name is Zheng Shuang, and I opened my own restaurant, but do you really know how to cook palace dishes? As far as I know, it is not easy to make this kind of food delicious. ”
However, Zhang Yang didn't listen to this guy's other words at all, but kept thinking about this guy's name in his head.
Zheng Shuang?
Nima, if there was no female star, this name would sound okay, at least catchy, but now it sounds like a woman's name.
As if knowing what Zhang Yang was thinking, Zheng Shuang waved his hand indifferently.
"I know what you want to say, I'm all four people, how old is Zheng Shuang's little girl, if you want to say that her name is like a man, but, brother, can you really make palace dishes?"
Hearing that Zheng Shuang actually questioned his cooking skills again, this was really a great distrust for Zhang Yang, who had expert-level cooking skills and looked down on the world, only to see him directly roll his eyes out.
"Will you do it, you can give me the materials first, I'm going to starve to death." ”
In the end, Zheng Shuang still chose to believe Zhang Yang, of course, he was more reminded by his Lao Tzu kicking beside him, and then took out the crisper box in his hand, and simply stayed on the RV and didn't leave.
Zhang Yang was cleaning up those ingredients here, and after taking them out in the same way, he found that he didn't need to prepare any ingredients, this fat man had already prepared all the ingredients and seasonings needed for the yellow braised shark fin and the palace gate fish.
Zheng Shuang was curious to spin around in the flamboyant RV, and from time to time he let out a sigh or two.
"Tsk, this car is good. ”
"Old man, I'll buy one tomorrow, let's go on a trip. ”
"Damn, there are two bedrooms, not bad. ”
"Is it a Mercedes? You can buy one when you're done. ”
"Oh, I'll go, now I can raise monkeys?"
"Brother, how did you raise this monkey? It can't be illegal, right? If it wasn't illegal, how would you get your documents? If so, where should you do it? And what does he eat? Is it good to feed? Is it fun? Isn't it noisy to sleep at night?"
The bedroom door had already been closed by Zhang Yang, and the two little ones had eaten their lunch and took a nap inside, after all, Zhang Yang had to cook and eat outside, so they couldn't quarrel with the two little guys.
However, Zheng Shuang's loud voice had already quarreled with the two little guys, and when the fat man was visiting the RV, He Xiaoman, who was going to wash clothes inside, opened the bedroom door, and the two little guys rushed out happily, and Zheng Shuang saw the great sage on the spot.
However, Zhang Yang, who had long been tormented by the fat man's chattering mother-in-law's mother-in-law's questions, faced Zheng Shuang, who suddenly rushed to his side, reluctantly stopped what he was doing and turned his head to look at this guy.
"That's estimated enough, I went to Huaguo Mountain when the people in the scenic spot gave me the certificate, at that time the great sage because of the failure of the monkey king to see that he couldn't survive, I took him with me all the time, and I have documents, if you want to raise, you can only go to the relevant departments to ask. ”
But I didn't know that after Zheng Shuang heard his words, he waved his hand indifferently and said very confidently.