Chapter 12: Landing on Mars (2)

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What happened in the apartment was put aside for the time being, and just when everyone was exhausted about Zhang Wei's boyfriend's strength improvement plan, a strange thing also happened in a distant island country.

【Japan-Yokohama-Sekiya Gate】

Yoyo is sorting out the clothes that the baby will wear when she is born, she is unmarried and pregnant, she has no rest for a moment after getting married, and in a blink of an eye, she has invested in the role of a mother, and the large-scale pregnant belly makes her unable to go to the set to shoot, but she is not idle at home, she takes care of all the housework at home, and she is tidy and organized.

Most of the wooden houses of the Yamato nationality have sliding doors, and the sound is slight, so Yoyo, who is focusing on sorting out her clothes, does not notice that a bald man in a white kimono is already close to her.

【Kenjiro Sekiya (softly)】: Yoyo-chan.

[Tang Youyou (scared)]: Mom!

[Tang Youyou (Coming to Sense)]: Uncle, it turned out to be you, is there something wrong?

[Kenjiro Sekiya (frowning)]: Yoyo-chan, how many times have you said that you are not allowed to call me uncle again.

[Tang Yoyo (embarrassing)]: γŠηˆΆγ•γ‚“ (Dad).

Kenjiro smiled, sat down cross-legged, and said with a smile the purpose of his trip.

[Kenjiro Sekiya]: Yoyo-chan, in your China, there is a cartoon called Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf, have you seen it?

[Tang Youyou (confused)]: Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf? Of course I've seen it, what are you asking for?

Hearing that Yoyo had watched this anime, Kenjiro became even more excited.

[Kenjiro Sekiya (excited)]: What do you think, what do you think of the gray wolf?

[Tang Youyou (continue to be confused)]: The gray wolf, it's good, patient, perseverance, he has failed to catch sheep so many times, and he persevers, and most importantly, listen to his wife, what does the red wolf ask him to do, he has never said a word. Uncle, when you tell me this, do you want me to strengthen the family law discipline of Guan Gu.

Yoyo said, and made an Ultraman action to shoot rays.

[Kenjiro Sekiya]: You also think that the gray wolf is very good, don't you?

Tang Youyou nodded, but his head was still full of question marks, and he could only listen to Kenjiro continue.

[Kenjiro Sekiya]: In that case, I'm relieved, what do you think of the name I'm going to give to your child, my grandson, "Sekiya Ashitaro"?

[Tang Youyou]: ............

There was a long silence.

【Tang Yoyo】: Nani ?!!!

Kenjiro Sekiya, on the other hand, took out an iPad out of nowhere, listened to the music playing on it, and danced to himself.

The music is familiar......

Pleasant sheep, beautiful sheep, lazy sheep, boiling sheep, slow sheep, soft cotton, red wolf, gray wolf......

Don't look at me as just a sheep......

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【Love Apartment - Your Moon My Heart】

[Zeng Xiaoxian (listless, want to cry without tears)]: Dear listeners and friends, welcome to continue to listen to your moon my heart, a good man is me, I am, I am...... Zeng Xiaoxian.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (continue to be listless)]: The following ...... Insert a few pieces of current news......

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: According to reports...... Xiao Ming has been kept in the dark by his parents for a long time...... Resulting in suffocation and death......

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: The typhoon that hit Colombia because I forgot my password...... Temporarily unable to log in......

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Daming always kicks the quilt when he sleeps, but fortunately, his mother found out and broke his leg in time...... Otherwise, you will definitely catch a cold......

[Zeng Xiaoxian (listless)]: Let's get into the ...... Listeners call the session, let's answer today...... 1st place...... Incoming calls from listeners...... Feed...... Hello, good man is me, I am ...... Zeng Xiaoxian.

[Passerby A]: Hello host, that's the case, I have a question I want to ask, that is, I went for an interview today, and my friend helped me make a resume, but because of this resume, I was blasted out by the leader, lost my job, and let my wife scold, you said I should make this friend.

It's silent.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (gentle expression with a smile)]: This friend, what about the situation you said, I suggest you, gently, gently......

[Zeng Xiaoxian (expression suddenly hideous)]: Put your friends ...... First rape...... Afterkill...... Rape again...... Kill ...... again

Seeing this scene, Luxi on the opposite side hurriedly cut off the audio, it is worth mentioning that Luxi, who was originally just a telephone editor, inexplicably became the alternate leader of the station after Lisa Rong left, that is, Zeng Xiaoxian's top boss.

[Lucy]: Zeng Xiaoxian, what kind of nerves are you? Don't broadcast the accident on the first day you come back.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (sighs a sigh)]: It's much more comfortable all of a sudden, I'm sorry Lucy, I didn't hold back, I adjusted my state immediately.

In the next few hours, Zeng Xiaoxian, as usual, was doing ten years of work, but his expression gradually became numb, his eyes gradually confused, through the Gou in front of him, he seemed to see his whole life, he could only nest in this small and closed broadcast room, not seeing the light of day, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, and he almost had the urge to rape Zhang Wei first and then kill him.

Until......

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Let's answer the next call from the listener, hey...... Hello, good man is me, I am ...... Zeng Xiaoxian!

On the other side of the phone, it was a girl's voice, delicate and gentle.

[Audience]: Hello Mr. Zeng, I don't have any questions to consult, I just want to call and say hello to you.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (refreshed, suddenly sat upright, coughed and cleared his throat)]: Oh, say hello to me?

[Audience]: I've been watching the love apartment for almost ten years, listening to "Your Moon My Heart" It's been almost ten years, ten years ago, I was still a child, I just simply have a beautiful fantasy of youth, a beautiful yearning for the love apartment, but I don't know, unconsciously, it has become my memories of youth, watched the TV series over and over again, this may have become a habit, in the past year, the apartment is going to be demolished, you are not there, I suddenly feel that life has lost its focus, until your moon and my heart is replaced by hosts, until the love apartment is no longer released, I found that I can't do without it, this may be just a show for you, a job, but for those of us who listen to your radio and watch the love apartmentIt's really a way of life, and now that you're back, everybody's back, I'm really happy, very happy. If I could, I would like to order a song and give it to you, to everyone in the love apartment, and to all the friends in the world who have youth.

At this point, there was a long silence. It wasn't until the female listener on the other end of the phone asked over and over again, "Host, host, are you there?" that Zeng Xiaoxian came back to his senses, but he had already burst into tears.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (wiping his face)]: Thank you very much for the great support of this listener, of course, what song do you want?

In the end, the listener only ordered a children's rhyme, which immersed everyone in the melody of memories, and couldn't help but sing softly along with the tune of the music......

The evening breeze blows lightly in Penghu Bay, the white waves chase the beach, there is no coconut grove embellished with the sun, just a piece of sea blue, sitting on the low wall in front of the door, thinking over and over again, it is also on the beach at dusk, there are two and a half of footprints......

Zeng Xiaoxian couldn't help but feel a burst of relief, as if it was a ray of meteor light in the heavens and worlds, giving him a glimmer of hope in his confused world.

However, the matter was far from over, this simple greeting call, like a little spark that ignited the forest, although it was three o'clock in the morning, the call came like a tide, and it was simply busy Luci. These old fans of the love apartment, new fans, old listeners of your moon and my heart, new listeners, all the people who called in to find Zeng Xiaoxian, all said the same thing......

Welcome back, Love Apartments.

Welcome back, your moon my heart.

Welcome back, Zeng Xiaoxian.

This show, in the middle of the night, is getting more and more energetic.

Zeng Xiaoxian returned to your moon on the first day of my heart, he somehow burst into tears.

This night, the listening rate of your moon and my heart exceeded 100,000.

In the love apartment, Hu Yifei held his mobile phone, looked at the messages that kept popping up in a WeChat group called "Zeng Xiaoxian Support Group", and sincerely said "Thank you." ”

Alright, let's get down to business.

The next afternoon.

【Love Apartment - Bar】

Zeng Xiaoxian hugged a large box of RIO over, with a smile on his face, like a spring breeze.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: I'm in for a treat today, everyone can drink as you like.

Everyone, look at me, I'll look at you, the second monk was puzzled, and finally, Zhao Haitang opened a bottle of wine, took out a silver needle from his pocket that he didn't know what it was for, put it into the wine, and took it out, but the silver needle did not change color.

[Zhao Haitang (see Zhang Wei)]: Lawyer Zhang, there is no poison in the wine.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Go, don't talk nonsense, how can I poison the wine.

[Chen Meijia]: What's the situation? At this time, shouldn't Mr. Zeng chase Zhang Wei for eight streets?

[Qin Yumo]: Teacher Zeng, what day of the week is today?

[Zeng Xiaoxian (take a sip of wine)]: Yesterday, my first day of work, of course, Tuesday, why do you ask this?

[Qin Yumo]: I don't seem to have any amnesia.

[Hu Yifei]: Zeng Xiaoxian, tell you quickly, why did you forgive Zhang Wei.

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Just kidding, who am I, Brother Xian, how can I be the kind of person who cares, but I suddenly found that being a radio host is also very good, there is no need to be on TV, in fact, the TV host is not so good, for example, the news anchor yawned, and the click-through rate exceeded one million, or the radio is good, and I can conquer everyone with my natural voice.

[Everyone (disgusted)]: Huh~

Only Zhang Wei stared at Zeng Xiaoxian at this time, but did not speak. As everyone knows, Zhang Wei was thinking at this time, "Don't worry about you and put me in the refrigerator, Ah Snee!!"

[Zeng Xiaoxian]: Eh, Zhang Wei, why don't you speak?

Hu Yifei (laughs): He's not in the mood to talk to you right now, he's busy building a spaceship.

[Zhang Wei (glanced at everyone, suddenly uncomfortable)]: Oh, it's all like this, and you all are still joking with me.

[Chen Meijia]: Don't worry about Zhang Wei, you should eat and drink, anyway, you will die, you will die sooner or later...... They all have to die!

[Qin Yumo]: Don't think nonsense, maybe it's just a joke made by Dali.

[Zhao Haitang]: Sister Yumo is reasonable, or perhaps, this is a reason for breaking up deliberately and vigorously, it seems that my spring is coming. Give up, lawyer Zhang, isn't the meaning of vigorous still obvious?

At this moment, Ziqiao came back, and Zhang Wei's eyes lit up, as if he had grasped some life-saving straw.

[Zhang Wei]: Ziqiao, you are back, how about it?

[Lu Ziqiao (pouting)]: I disappointed you, Xiao Hei said that he couldn't build a spaceship, and he asked you to stay where you are cool.

[Zeng Xiaoxian (confused)]: No, you really plan to go to Mars, your brain was kicked to the door panel by a donkey and squeezed by the door panel.

[Lu Ziqiao]: Calm, Zhang Wei, even if I dump you vigorously, there are still many girls in this world who are suitable for you, such as ......

Lu Ziqiao didn't say anything, but looked around, and his eyes finally fixed on Yu Mo, and Yu Mo happened to look at Zi Qiao at this time, and instantly gained insight into Zi Qiao's intentions, Yu Mo, who was once Zi Qiao's wingman, only responded with a murderous look at this time, which means, don't talk about it if you don't want to die.

[Lu Ziqiao (Painting style changed)]: For example, I just met a girl yesterday, her name is Lili.

[Chen Meijia]: I sprayed you to death with a mouthful of salt soda, and said, which vixen is it?

[Hu Yifei]: Eh, I have a good idea.

[Lu Ziqiao]: Do you know how to build a spaceship?

[Zhang Wei]: Ziqiao, don't interrupt, Yifei, you said, as long as you can let me pass this level, I will ...... I will provide you with free legal aid for the rest of my life.

[Hu Yifei]: Pull it down, I'd rather spend money to find a lawyer than your broken legal aid.

[Zhang Wei]: Yifei, don't sell it, just say it.

[Hu Yifei]: We can ask Yoyo for help in this matter.

A flash of inspiration suddenly flashed in everyone's minds, and they looked at each other, but Zhang Wei was still confused by the second monk.

[Zhang Wei (slowly approaching Yifei)]: You mean, Yoyo can build spaceships?

[Hu Yifei (forehead)]: Are you full of paste in your head?

[Lu Ziqiao]: Yifei, you mean, my aunt has been an actress, you can ask her for help, borrow the filming venues and props related to Mars.

[Chen Meijia]: That's a good idea.

[Zhang Wei]: Great, I don't have to go to Mars now.

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As everyone knows, Tang Youyou, who is far away in Yokohama, Japan, is also facing an annoying thing at this time.

[Sekiya Magic (Phone)]: What's wrong with calling Sekiya Gray Taro, I said Yoyo, why are you so ignorant, you should just make him happy, anyway, not many people in Japan know about the gray wolf.

[Tang Youyou]: But I don't want to!!

Saying that, Yoyo angrily threw the phone out, the cracking sound was clear in the ears, maybe it was caused by providence, but the phone was not all broken, and after a while, the call rang again.

Yoyo wiped away the tears from the corners of his eyes, picked up his mobile phone, and saw the caller's name, and his heart warmed a lot at once.

The name is, Hu Yifei.

Yoyo answered the phone.

[Tang Youyou]: Hey, Yifei, Guan Gu bullied me.

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[End of chapter]