Today is a big day, Xu Mang stands in front of the mirror, the clothes he just washed yesterday exudes the fragrance of laundry detergent, and the messy hair shows the world its irregular beauty, in short, Xu Mang is quite satisfied with his handsomeness and dress.

It's a pity...

The female devil Yang Xiaoman hated Xu Mang at this time.

"Hey!"

"Can you have a little aesthetics?" Yang Xiaoman scolded Xu Mang: "See for yourself what kind of shape this is?

"What kind of pursuit?" Xu Mang said helplessly: "My aesthetics can only find you as a girlfriend, what other pursuits can I have?"

Hiss...

Why does it sound so twisted?

It feels like I've dug a hole for myself.

"Phew!"

"You can have my wife, it is the only evolution of your scumbag aesthetics. Yang Xiaoman raised his tsundere head and said with disdain: "Do you remember what your mother said? You can marry me as a wife, it is a blessing that you have accumulated for eight lifetimes." ”

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

That's my mom making you happy.

Seriously.

Of course

Xu Mang won't talk nonsense about these words, but once Xiao Man thinks about it, the relationship that was originally harmonious may become a state of tension, and then it will be a real mother-in-law and daughter-in-law war.

"I went to proctor. ”

"You should also take the exam. Xu Mang said.

"Hmm. ”

"It just so happened that I also set off, so you are the invigilator?" Yang Xiaoman asked.

Xu Mang shook his head: "I am in charge of inspecting the invigilator, and I am the wandering invigilator." ”

“...”

"That's called flow!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him: "Don't tell anyone outside in the future that you are a liberal arts student in high school, it will be a shame for a liberal arts student." ”

...

Coming to the physics department building,

Xu Mang began his wandering tour, and there were still twenty minutes before the start of the exam.

"Isn't it too early?" Xu Mang frowned, and decided to go to his laboratory to sit down first, wait for the exam to reach the half-point, and then go out to make a round, in the past, during the high school monthly exam, the director of the teaching office did this.

Open the door to the lab,

Xu Mang found a few chairs to put together a bed, and lay directly on it, yesterday was a battle of tongue and Confucianism, although he won in the end, but he consumed too much energy, and now he still feels a little tired.

Set a time for your alarm,

Xu Mang fell asleep.

soon

The final exam upper math section begins,

The students got the papers, and after writing their names and majors, they glanced at the questions, and everyone was confused.

“？？？”

“？？？”

“？？？”

What is this?

Did you get the wrong paper?

Why are all the questions about physics?

"Teacher!"

"Did you make a mistake with the paper?" a sophomore in the theoretical physics class shouted at the teaching assistant teacher who was invigilating: "This is not an advanced math paper, it is a basic physics paper, if you don't believe it, you can take a look at the topic." ”

When the two invigilators heard this, they hurried to the students' side, and they also saw the paper for the first time, and after carefully examining the question, they were horrified to find that there was indeed a problem with the paper.

"Wait a minute, students!"

"I'll ask about the situation first, and I'll do it later. ”

Words fall,

The invigilator rushed out of the classroom and ran to the office of the dean of the physics department, only to push the door open and find that it was full of people, and on closer inspection, it was all teaching assistants in charge of the invigilator or Ph.D. students.

"Don't rush!"

"You guys wait a minute!" The director of teaching said anxiously: "I am calling Professor Xu to confirm the situation, and the paper is definitely not wrong, but I don't know why the content is like this... Don't rush just yet, wait until I'm done calling. ”

soon

The phone went through.

"Professor Xu?"

"It's... Why is this advanced math paper at the end of the physics department all physics topics?" asked the dean of teaching.

"yes!"

That's the title. Xu Mang's voice came out of the mobile phone loudspeaker, "Although it looks like a physics problem, it needs to be solved through various tools of advanced mathematics, so it is essentially a high math problem, but I put a physical skin on them." ”

"This is done to test the students, and when they need to use mathematical tools, how well they can cope is a more comprehensive test. Xu Mang said: "There is no problem, I have already communicated with Director Fang." ”

“...”

“...”

“...”

it!

That's too much of a chicken thief, isn't it?

What about the students?

The teaching assistants or doctoral students present have all read the papers, not to mention these students, and even they are not too sure.

moment

The call was interrupted.

The teaching director looked at the teaching assistant and doctoral student in charge of the invigilator in front of him, and said helplessly: "You also heard Professor Xu's words, go back and tell the students that there is no problem with the paper, don't say too much, just say that there is no problem, and continue the exam." ”

Followed by

The teaching assistant who was in charge of invigilating the sophomore of the theoretical physics class returned to the examination room and said with a serious face: "There is no problem with the paper, continue the exam!"

What the?!

Didn't have a problem with the roll?

Is this a high math roll?

All the students were confused, this... How could this not have gone wrong?

Then

There was a name in everyone's mind, and this name was only two words, but it exuded a strong sense of malice.

XU Mang,

It's the roll out of this bastard!

It's so angry!

Originally, the students who still had fantasies prayed that Xu Mangnian would reduce the difficulty of the paper for the sake of his classmates in the past, and even directly give the paper for nothing, who would have thought that this guy would not play cards according to the routine, and he would come up to open the difficulty of hell.

Who can withstand this?

ultimately

The students still accepted this cruel reality and began to answer the questions silently, but their exam road was full of a lot of care from Xu Mang.

Take the sophomore high math paper of theoretical physics as an example, the first three questions are given points according to the international convention, after all, everyone is a high school student, and then the questions begin to be difficult, starting from the fourth question, all of them are difficult problems, the questions are simply heavenly books, read is to understand, but I just don't know what mathematical tools to use.

What quantum qubits and eigenvectors are in the back, what is even more infuriating is the state of quantum entanglement, which deduces the tensor product in mathematics.

it!

It's the rhythm of the rollover!

...

"Are you too beautiful?"

Xu Mang was woken up by his own bell, stunned for a while, sobered himself up, and then got up and went to the examination room to start strolling.

When passing by the freshman class of condensed matter physics, Xu Mang suddenly stopped, the former classmates were thinking hard about the exam, but the questions to be done were once from their classmates, really... It's so exciting!

"Huh?"

"What's going on in the back?" Xu Mang saw three students in the back row, who seemed to be sleeping on the table, although an hour had passed, they couldn't sleep, right?

He's the legendary genius on the same level as me?

Xu Mang walked in and walked into the examination room as Professor Xu, and the two invigilators did not stop them.

Then

Everyone looked at Xu Mang, with a hint of resentment in their eyes.

That's this guy!

That's him!

Although he felt a huge resentment, the heroic and fearless Xu Mang was not affected, and walked directly to a sleeping student and patted him lightly on the shoulder, and then the classmate saw Xu Mang and was suddenly shocked.

Xu Mang picked up the scroll and glanced at it casually.

“...”

"How did you sleep?" Xu Mang asked solemnly, "In your situation, can you sleep?"

"I..."

"Too... It's hard. The student said helplessly, "I can only do ten questions... This is already the limit. ”

subsequently

Xu Mang looked at the papers of the other two students and left the examination room silently.

Finished...

It seems that Professor Xu has left with a gloomy face.

Everyone present watched Xu Mang leave, and when they saw his distorted expression at that time, they couldn't help but sigh in their hearts, it's all over!

I heard that this time there is no usual portion, and the volume is as much as it is.

At this point,

Most of the people present were full of resentment towards those who slept, and they didn't have the strength to sleep anything, which is good... was caught by Professor Xu, and by the way, everyone was trapped.

But...

Xu Mang didn't take it to heart, because he understood how difficult the paper was, and it was normal for him to not be able to sleep, let alone these students, Xu Mang dared to bet that those doctoral students would answer the questions, and they would pass at the level of fifty points.

Out?

No, no, no,

As long as I can still produce papers, no one can get a full score.

afterwards

Xu Mang passed by several examination rooms, and everyone's expressions were almost nervous with a hint of anger, and Xu Mang could only smile at this.

At this time, I received Yang Xiaoman's words.

"Big fool?"

"What are you doing?" Yang Xiaoman said, "Alas... The question was too simple, and the invigilator saw me sitting alone in a daze, so he asked me to hand in the paper in advance. ”

"Hehe..."

Xu Mang felt that Yang Xiaoman was actually very bad, although she said that she was a little fairy or a little angel or something, but in fact, she had demonic blood in her bones, after all, invisible pretending to be the most deadly.

"I just walked around and found that my classmates were in a lot of pain. Xu Mang said with a smile: "I plan to go to Director Fang of the Department of Physics and ask for the exam to be held in an independent examination room, otherwise I am really afraid of being beaten to death by them." ”

"Humph!"

"If you knew this was the case, why bother in the first place!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily.

Xu Mang's head stiffened, and he said stubbornly: "I'm afraid of them? How can I, Xu Bawang, be a wasted name?"

"Cut!"

"I think it's Xu Wangba. Yang Xiaoman said with a smile.

Xu Mang is so angry.

"Even if I, Xu Mang, am beaten to death, die outside, and jump from the fifth floor, I won't go to Director Fang to open the back door and take the exam alone!" Xu Mang shouted angrily at Yang Xiaoman.

...

At the door of Director Fang's office,

Xu Mang pushed the door and entered.

"Director Fang. ”

"How about I discuss something with you?" Xu said shyly.

Director Fang glanced at Xu Mang and asked expressionlessly, "What's the matter?"

"Can you arrange a separate examination room for me?" Xu Mang said cautiously: "I just walked around the various examination rooms, it seems... The problem was so serious that I could be beaten to death by the students. ”

“...”

"You finally know what you've done?" Director Fang said indifferently: "You're starting tomorrow, right? Then go to my office to take the exam, and I'll watch you take the exam in person." ”

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

This...

It's...

it!

Dude himself pitted himself?

I'm too hard,

It's a lot of pressure.

......