The exam for the higher mathematics part is over, and the students of the entire physics department are looking for Xu Mang's theory, although he is a professor, but the law does not stipulate that you can't find a professor theory, and now is the time to launch a counterattack, this question is simply not done by people.

"I'm so angry, I don't think I can solve the last question until I die, what the hell is this?"

"You have a hard time in optics? I am so difficult in theoretical physics that I cry, do you know the probability and statistics of quantum mechanics? Can you do this special statistics?"

"Hey, hey, it's all quiet... We haven't spoken in condensed matter physics yet, so what are you fighting about in optics and theoretical physics?"

"Fart! We've tested the space problem, good guy... It's complicated enough to want to be suicidal. ”

As for whose rolls are more difficult, a three-way battle begins, and everyone wants to keep the hardest rolls in their own place.

fortunately

The girls kept their sanity at this time.

"Hey!"

"We are now crusading against Professor Xu Mangxu, and we haven't found him, and our own people have started to fight first. A certain girl said helplessly: "Have you ever read the Three Kingdoms? We are now crusading against Dong Zhuo, beating Dong Zhuo to death, and then dividing the world." ”

subsequently

This huge group is working together to find Xu Mang, but unfortunately... After a long time, Xu Mang still hasn't been found.

He seems to be out of touch...

Helpless

Everyone rushed to the dean's office.

But the director of teaching had already fled, and after being besieged by the invigilators in the morning, he knew that as soon as the exam was over, he would most likely be surrounded by the students, so he left his office while the exam was not over.

“...”

“...”

“...”

it!

What is this?

Don't even have the opportunity to defend your rights?

"Let's go!"

"Let's go to the head of the department!" a bold student stepped up and decided to be the first bird.

With a leader,

Wu Yangyang's group went to Director Fang's office, but they were empty again.

“...”

“...”

“...”

soon

This group of top students from all over the country has learned some facts from history, since ancient times, most of this kind of thing ended in failure, and there are many reasons... The cause is unfinished, the internal division is divided, the blind command, the righteous anger is the work, the strength is disparity, the estimation is underestimated...

"Ugh..."

"We still can't escape the wheel of history. A certain student sighed and said silently, "Disband, there is an exam in the afternoon." ”

meanwhile

Xu Mang hid in Xiao Man's dormitory, after such a stroll in the morning, Xu Mang would not stay in the building in the afternoon, in case he was caught spitting on a person, he would be drowned.

"Ugh..."

"This world is so sinister. Lying on Xiao Man's bed, wrapped in the quilt and sighing, Xu Mang thought of a professor in his hall, but he was blocked by the students and didn't dare to show his head.

Xu Mang felt a little sleepy because of the quilt, and there was no way... This quilt was stained with Xiao Man's smell.

Zida and Xiaoman slept in a quilt, Xu Mang was contaminated with a very bad habit, when there is only one person, Xu Mang likes to sleep with the quilt, only in this way can he sleep soundly and sleep steadily.

A person's habit can be changed, but that doesn't prevent adding a habit.

Xu Mang: Zzzz

...

Afternoon

The exam of the physics department is here again, this time it is basic physics, and it just so happens that this course is a basic course, and there are three majors.

But something has changed.

The papers of the theoretical physics major are different from the papers of the other two majors.

soon

Exams begin.

After the failure in the morning, the students of the first year of theoretical physics put their hopes on the afternoon exam, but they never expected that they would encounter Xu Mang's malice again.

“？？？”

“？？？”

“？？？”

it!

Just two questions?

One of the two?

This... What kind of routine is this?

Almost all of them are in a state of confusion.

Question 1,

In the framework of relativity and quantum mechanics, please establish a new theoretical system of dark matter.

This...

Which bastard came up with this question?

Let yourself go like this.

Flip over,

The students glanced at the second question.

In the framework of relativity and quantum mechanics, please establish a new theoretical system of dark energy.

Nima!

Go to hell!

Although the students are angry, they are now faced with two choices, to do... You may pass, although the odds are slim, but if you don't do it, you will definitely fail, there is no suspense.

However, the students soon discovered that it was impossible to build a completely new system of dark matter and dark energy on their existing foundations.

I...

This...

What to do?

In the examination room of the first year of theoretical physics, there was a deathly silence, and most of the students had already closed themselves, feeling that they had been attending classes in vain for the past six months.

Then

Two invigilator assistants noticed something unusual about the students, and one of them curiously walked over to the students in the front row and glanced at them casually.

Suddenly,

The teaching assistant was also confused.

"Alas!"

"It's amazing!" said the teaching assistant to his colleague, "This paper is very creative!"

"Creative?" Another teaching assistant was hooked up in curiosity, and also walked up to the student, took a closer look at the question, and in less than ten seconds, walked back helplessly, and said, "Who came up with the question?"

"I've heard..."

Words fall,

The teaching assistant glanced at the students, hurriedly leaned into the ear of his colleague, and said, "Professor Xu!"

“...”

“...”

The two were silent.

"Professor Xu, is this planning to kill them all?"

"Hell knows. ”

"Do you still have to proctor? I think... There is no need for proctoring, there are a thousand Hamlets for a thousand readers, there can be no plagiarism, unless... It's so stupid that I can't describe it in words. ”

"Well, I think so too. ”

...

finally

The exam is over.

Students majoring in condensed matter physics and optics laughed, while students majoring in theoretical physics cried.

"Brother, what's going on with you?"

"Our theoretical physics is all dead... There are only two questions in the whole paper, choose one of the two..."

"Damn, you earn it with blood!"

"God is so bloody, please establish a new theoretical system of dark energy within the framework of relativity and quantum mechanics... You tell me how to make blood?"

"I'm sorry... Excuse me. ”

soon

Regarding the encounter in theoretical physics, it has spread in the physics department, and they are talking about who this bastard is, and some people have suggested that it is Xu Mang, and it seems that if you think about it carefully... There seems to be some truth to it.

First of all, Xu Mang is a professor of theoretical physics, secondly, the morning paper is so heartbroken, and the style is similar between the two, and thirdly, Professor Xu is a complete jerk.

The first two points are speculation,

This last point is an unshakable truth.

thereafter

In the forum of Fuda,

Xu Mang's posts appeared one after another, and the content of each post was similar, which was nothing more than an accusation that Xu Mang's behavior was not human.

Then Xu Mang became popular again.

meanwhile

Xiao Man's dormitory.

Xu Mang had just finished buying takeout, and after waiting for a few minutes, Yang Xiaoman returned to the dormitory.

"Stupid, did you order takeout?" asked Yang Xiaoman.

"Hmm. ”

"I think you seem to be quite depressed, what happened?" asked Xu Mang curiously.

"Don't mention it..."

"After others know that I'm your girlfriend, all sorts... Alas... I'm annoyed!" Yang Xiaoman's face was dark, full of depression.

Yes?

What's going on?

Xu Mang asked cautiously, "Is there something going on outside?"

"Hmm!"

"In short, it's a big rebellion!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "If it goes on like this, I feel like we're going to break up, you are now a professor, and I am still a student, so it is easy to be taken out of context by some bad media, and neither of us will be able to eat and walk around at that time." ”

The question...

A problem indeed!

Xu Mang thought for a while, and said indifferently: "Then graduate early, we will buy a house in the magic capital, and you can also manage Dad's career, I... How do you feel about leaving work at five o'clock and getting home?"

Σ(°△°|||) _Belch?!

o(* ̄▽ ̄*)oHmm!

Yang Xiaoman was very satisfied with Xu Mang's proposal, this is the lifestyle she dreams of.

When eating,

Yang Xiaoman swiped the school's forum, and at first she saw if anyone was bringing her own rhythm, but she found Xu Mang's rhythm.

"Huh?"

"You're being brought to the rhythm. Yang Xiaoman took a bite of food and said to Xu Mang: "Others say that your rolls are too difficult, and the doping of high-number rolls with physics is acceptable. ”

"Huh?"

"This..."Yang Xiaoman's face darkened, and he said angrily: "Isn't your hacking skill very powerful?"

"What's wrong?"

"Give it to my mother, I've hacked this school forum!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "These bastards... I actually cursed my mother for making me three hundred pounds!"

Xu Mang:( ̄△ ̄;)

I'll go!

It can't be really, right?

In the afternoon, Xu Mang saw a WeChat push news, because of a sentence You are too fat, you were directly inserted with four knives, originally thought it was just an accident, the woman was a grumpy tiger girl, but no, fat is the natural enemy of all women.

"Don't make a fuss!"

"The forum is a platform for students to communicate, and if you hack other people's platforms, you will be held legally responsible!" Xu Mang said seriously: "Do you understand the law? I think you should study another law, it's simply legal illiteracy." ”

"Cut!"

"I have a very strong team of professional lawyers at home. Yang Xiaoman said disappreciably: "Who dares to sue me?"

...

Following

Xu Mang went to Director Fang's office, he was going to take the next exam of his own.

"Coming?"

"I've been waiting for you for a long time. Director Fang said expressionlessly: "Let's come according to the normal time, don't play tricks on me, do you understand?"

"Director Fang, can you hand in the papers early?" Xu Mang asked seriously, "I'm good at quickly resolving battles. ”

"Yes. ”

"Otherwise... There are two more exams left, so you can finish them all today. Director Fang said.

One day?

No, no, no,

It's been too long.

"Half a day is enough!" Xu Mang said seriously: "I'm not joking, there are no so-called difficult rolls in my world." ”

“...”

Not to mention,

Not bragging.

Director Fang smiled helplessly.

soon

Exam starts,

Xu Mang sat opposite Director Fang, then got the paper and finished writing his name and major.

Let's start reviewing the questions!

Hey?

The first question turned out to be a fill-in-the-blank question?

What is the name of the professor in this subject?(score: 41)

Xu Mang: (°ー°〃)

......