Lin Zhen has lived for eighteen years, and today, another person in his boring life has made him full of pressure.

That person even wants to cut off his own special brother!

[It's too much, my life is such a specialty!]

[I, Lin Zhenshen, would rather be terminated by my neurotic sister's kitchen knife, and would rather lose the college entrance examination next year and fall into the Lanxiang Technical School......]

[Seriously, not to mention ordinary appearances, I have the opportunity to impact the results of a college, all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor, and a life ...... where good students get soft hands]

Well, the above is pure bragging.

Lin Zhenshen's grades are also okay, but the all-round development of morality, intelligence, physical fitness, art and labor is pure nonsense, and he has won three good students?

Hehe......

Lin Zhenshen didn't know that it was because the author's setting did not mention the IQ of the protagonist.

Otherwise, the idiot will not be, but the tail of the crane in the countdown, the designation does not have to run.

The city counterattacks the three usual routines, academics, career, and love.

Although there is a saying since ancient times, the male protagonist has no culture, so he still opens a plug-in.

But without the academic counterattack changes, what school flowers look at each other differently, parents are dumbfounded, and dead friends are shocked and other chapters, which will inevitably reduce a lot of cool points.

Well, this novel is really not an ordinary bewitching slut.

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Lin Zhenshen and the author just finished chatting after the crossover, and cooked a bowl of instant noodles with eggs for themselves.

Fortunately, today is Sunday, and he can be allowed to hide at home to recuperate, although this year is the third year of high school, but the school of this era has not been unscrupulous enough to deprive them of the only rest day they have left.

What makes up the lessons, what opens a small stove.

Well, there are still ones.

[Huh~ Today's instant noodles are Indian curry-flavored...... Made, is this-like color serious?]

Lin Zhenshen looked disgusted.

[Also, where is the fork?]

[Do you want me to use my hands?]

Lin Zhenshen has heard people talk about it, saying that the three brothers use one hand to go to the toilet and the other hand to eat, and they never exceed the rules, and they are very particular.

Therefore, there is a high probability that this bucket of instant noodles is produced in the country of origin!?

Lin Zhenshen lost his appetite in an instant, silently threw this bag of instant noodles into the trash, and decisively changed the product of the stick brothers - Korean Kang Shuai Fu Laotan Kimchi Instant Noodles.

Not to mention, this kimchi flavor is strong and authentic.

Lin Zhenshen solved breakfast and lunch at the same time with one meal, and then picked up a book of math problems to pass the time.

Probably even Lin Zhenshen himself never realized that although he always felt that life was boring, and he had to get by in the first eighteen years and go with the flow, he was not a person without the slightest bit of brilliance.

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Suddenly, the landline phone in the room rang.

Lin Zhenshen picked up the phone: "Hey?"

A clear female voice came from the other end of the phone: "Ah Qian, you are at home, great, my sister's sheet music was put on the table and I forgot to bring it, you brought it to school for me." ”

When Lin Zhenshen heard this, his face turned dark.

There is only one person in this world who calls his name backwards, his lazy boneless sister - Lin Dingdang.

What is Boneless?

A piece of rotten meat is always paralyzed on the sofa and motionless, that's it!

Although my sister became a boneless spirit, the culprit was herself.

Lin Zhenshen: "Sister, you are all a person who runs for three, can you get rid of the stinky problem of always losing three!?"

Lin Dingdang: "Decrepit boy, you are looking for death, the old lady is only twenty-two years old and in her prime, where did you come from!"

"If you go up after twenty, it's Ben San. ”

Lin Zhen hated iron and said, "Sister, you can have a snack." ”

Lin Dingdang: "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and send the score, I will use it for the performance later." ”

"Hey, that's a great sight. ”

Before Lin Zhenshen could say half of his gloating words, he heard the murderous aura between Lin Dingdong's calm words coming from the other end of the phone.

"Ah Qian, give you an hour, if you don't arrive within an hour, you will bear the consequences. ”

Lin Zhen pondered for a moment and asked, "Where are you?"

Lin Dingdang: "The second studio of the TV station ......"

"Wait for me at the door in half an hour. ”

"Hee-hee, thank you. ”

"Get out. ”

Lin Zhenshen hung up the phone, walked into Lin Dingdang's room, and found a sheet music on Lin Dingdong's table, and by the way, he also saw a law book opened on the side.

Lin Zhenshen didn't look at it anymore, picked up the sheet music and turned his head to leave the room and go out.

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The other side.

Lin Dingdang didn't hear the last word, because before that, she had already expected to hang up the phone first.

Stinky brother, if you want to murder your sister, it's not so easy.

A delicate little face that can be described as [demon] has a fox-like snicker.

Next to her, a girl smiled and said, "You left something behind again? I think you're deliberately tossing your brother." ”

Lin Dingdang said with a serious face: "You don't understand, it's fake to let him send things, it's true in order to transform him, I can't watch my younger brother step by step towards the road of crime." ”

Girl: "Ah, what do you mean? Why are you still involved in crime?"

"It's not interesting...... Well, that's not right!"

Lin Dingdong seemed to suddenly think of something, his face suddenly turned red, like a ripe tomato, and he quickly took out his mobile phone and called home, but no one answered until the end of the ring.

After she put down her mobile phone, her expression was very heavy, her parents were not at home, such a rare opportunity, Ah Qian would never go out immediately, she must have deliberately not answered her call.

What is the intent?

Needless to say!

Ah Qian must be eyeing his underwear, and no one in the family is there at this time!

The key is to take the initiative to call him into his room, in this perfect time, Ah Qian can do whatever he wants!

These are all her delusions!?

It's not !!

Eight years ago, when Ah Qian was ten years old, he suddenly confessed to her, which probably means that he wants to be with her forever for the rest of his life.

She was stunned at the time!

The younger brother actually covets himself and wants to get himself, not only that, but he also delusions that one day he can grow old with himself as a husband and wife!?

I'm his own sister!

Lin Dingdang found that from that day on, Ah Qian's every move was completely no different from that of the perverted sister control, tracking, tailgating, observing, the things that the pervert described in the book would do, only the ten-year-old Ah Qian had done it all!

In recent years, Ah Qian's attitude towards her has suddenly changed 180 degrees, and she took the initiative to take on the housework that originally belonged to her, washing dishes, mopping the floor, and cooking.

What's even more outrageous is that no matter how much he bullies him, he is obedient, and even takes the initiative to curry favor, often as long as he pretends to be a [cold as ice] expression, he can order him to do anything.

She had nothing to do all day, and for a while she slouched out of her double chin.

Parents said that Ah Qian was responsible and would take care of his sister, but Lin Dingdang knew that the truth was not like that.

Although Ah Qian's words and behaviors are very normal, it is just a means for Ah Qian to hide that he is a perverted sister in front of his parents.

I have to say, it's very clever.

Parents fail to see their son's wolf ambitions.

Only himself, the client, knows the other side of Aqian best.

The reason is all because of themselves.

[It's because I'm too perfect that my brother will be moved by me, my fault.] 】

Lin Dingdong repented more than once at night.

[Ah Qian is a pervert, but I'm not!]

[I will keep a certain distance from Ah Qian, and always pay attention to protect myself in my daily life. 】

Lin Dingdang reminded himself repeatedly at night more than once, after repenting.

But I didn't expect to be careless for a while, and now Ah Qian has an opportunity.

[Hey, I made a mistake!]

Lin Dingdang sighed secretly in his heart and thought: [You can't call the police...... After all, Ah Qian is my own brother!]

"You perform Sichuan Opera, why is your face red and white. ”

Lin Dingdang sighed with regret: "Half an hour is too long, I should have asked him to rush here immediately in fifteen minutes!"

“？？？”

Zhao Wan had a black question mark on his face.

She is Lin Dingdang's iron best friend who grew up together, so she naturally knows Lin Dingdang's home address.

Rushing here from there, Lin Zhenshen has a time limit of half an hour, which is not particularly relaxed, and fifteen minutes, unless Lin Zhenshen flies over, it is absolutely impossible.

Are you trying to make your brother Superman?

Zhao Wan immediately complained: "It's thirty-six and a half degrees outside today, be careful that the plastic relationship between your sisters and brothers is sunburned." ”

Lin Dingdang glanced at Zhao Wan, full of charm.

“…… Lin Jingdong, can you not wink at me with this expression!"

Lin Jingdong: "......"

I was instigated.

Since she became more and more bewitching in appearance, she found that this best friend's behavior was very sticky and greasy, and she always wanted to take advantage of herself in daily contact.

The wolf's ambition is obvious.

This best friend and her stinky brother are not normal people.

[It's all my fault, it's too beautiful, too perfect.] 】

[Girls must not only protect themselves at home, but also protect themselves outside. 】

[I'm so hard!]

"By the way, today, the rich second-generation Li Yuan is here again, squatting next to the BMW car with roses in his hand, just waiting for you to be courteous after the performance. ”

As soon as Lin Dingdang heard this name, his face immediately sank, and he said angrily: "This disgusting guy, why is it endless?"

Zhao Wan said with a smile: "It's not that you look beautiful and have a strong figure, I see, you just promised him, I heard that Li Yuan's family is not ordinary rich, a wealthy wife, tsk, the little woman is not talented, and she is willing to be a roommate for his wife." ”

When saying such frivolous words, it is best to use your hands and feet.

Zhao Wan unexpectedly opened his hands and gave Lin Dingdang a guilty hug.

Lin Dingdang sighed in his heart, pretending to be angry on the surface, so he gently pushed the crooked girl away, and said angrily: "If I want to find someone rich, which round will get Li Yuan, you talk nonsense again, be careful of my Zixia sword cutting you." ”

"That's right, I still remember Senior Brother Wen in college, young and self-made capable, handsome, and gentle, the key is how infatuated you are, an absolute perfect husband candidate, but what about you, you don't even pay attention to it, and even call your brother to act as a shield, hardcore and thoughtful, you are really a talent. ”

"It's a shame that our good sisters are a good sister, I didn't expose ......"

"You still say?"

"Okay, okay, don't talk about it, when someone pulls out your Zixia Sword in the future, I will definitely run to him and ask [Are you the monkey invited by the sword?]"

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