Chapter 2 The standard specialties of the male protagonist
The author of this book did not have such an excellent mentality, stared at the document for a long time, and took out a cigarette with trembling hands and lit it.
If you're undecided, take a sip first.
Then, silently move the mouse click to close the document interface.
Sure enough, Lin Zhenshen's frightened shout suddenly resounded in his mind: "What are you doing? I can't move again!"
The author looked at Lin Zhenshen, who was still in place, and everything around him who was also suspended, and couldn't help swallowing his saliva.
When I reopened the document interface of the second chapter, I saw that the document began to automatically continue to write the story again, and in just a few seconds, a few hundred new words were added.
It is all about depicting the protagonist Lin Zhenshen's abnormal behavior, angry and scolding the street, and the positive energy of the people who eat melons is full of love.
The speed of this impersonation made the handicapped author jealous.
If he had this speed, he wouldn't have wanted to enter the palace as a eunuch in the first chapter.
......
Lin Zhenshen peeked at the script through God's vision, and finally returned home before the arrival of the ambulance in the mental hospital, and the process of returning home took a total of fifteen minutes, and the author followed closely with God's vision throughout the whole process, but in the description written in the novel, he only used one sentence "Lin Zhenshen returned home", and the scene was changed lightly.
Fifteen minutes to hold out eight words plus a full stop.
The author expressed his gratification: [This is a bit like the style I should have. 】
As for his connection with the male protagonist, as well as the fact that the male protagonist peeked at the script and found out that he was the main character, there is no mention of it in the new text of this novel.
It's as if his existence as an author is ignored by this novel.
[What do you mean, look down on me?]
Lin Zhenshen lay back and slumped on the sofa, with a comfortable face: "Happiness~"
This lie down is a little sluggish.
After all, Lin Zhenshen relied on his will to hold on for three days and three nights when time stopped!
"If you can't hold it, you can sleep first, since this matter is caused by me, I will be responsible. ”
The author held a cigarette in his mouth and solemnly promised: "In the future, I will not close this computer and this document, to ensure that you will not fall into time standing still for a long time." ”
After the fact, a cigarette, the responsibility is on the shoulder.
Lin Zhenshen only said "thank you", and then really fell asleep.
The author thought that staring at a big man sleeping was not something that a macho man should watch, so he took the initiative to cut off the video link between the two.
However, in the blink of an eye, a new sentence was added to the document: [Lin Zhenshen slept for ten hours. 】
"Big brother!"
Lin Zhenshen's voice penetrated into the author's mind again, and this voice sounded full of energy, completely lacking the strength that he had just been confused.
Author:Σ(°△°|||) ︴
It's only been a few seconds here, and the world of fiction has spent ten hours in an instant?
What's the matter, the link between the consciousness of the two is broken, and the speed of time can change differently?
Really TM high-end!
Lin Zhenshen: "I can contact you anytime and anywhere as long as I concentrate now, but only by voice, if I want to see you, I need your approval." ”
After listening to it, the author felt that this was indeed the case.
He can also take the initiative to contact Lin Zhenshen by voice, but if he wants to see the other party with God's vision, he will need the permission of the other party from now on.
Is there a crossover version of video chat?
Two big old men......
The author regrets a little.,Why isn't he a female frequency author.,As long as the protagonist is a woman.,Even if it's a minor.。
What a macho man should look at,It should be a golden retriever little Lori,Pink little Lori,Even if it's a hairless little Lori,As long as it's cute, it's no problem!
I really want to change the text.
Lin Zhenchang, female, has a profligate personality and loves freedom.
It's best to add [hot body].
When the time comes, you can feast your eyes on the blessings of the wood!?
Lin Zhenshen shivered inexplicably, and when he looked up, he saw that the window was not closed, and a cool breeze blew in, and the big pants couldn't stop it, no wonder it was a little cold.
"What's the matter?"
"I don't know what your name is?"
Lin Zhenshen has an extra "heart" to the author's title, which is very polite and discerning enough.
When I wake up, my brain is clear.
Lin Zhenshen used his brain with all his might, and all kinds of ideas came one after another, and all kinds of ideas and inspirations poured out. My heart turned a thousand times, and I secretly thought: Since I am the hero in this novel, doesn't it mean that as long as the author of this book moves his precious little finger, he will be able to run rampant in this world and do whatever he wants!
"No, no matter what your name is, you will be my brother in the future!" Lin Zhenshen's eyes lit up like a big LED bulb.
Author: "Uh, what do you call me?"
"Brother, you have shaped a whole world, you are amazing, you are electricity, you are light, you are the only myth!" Lin Zhenshen had no shame, and patted his ass with a serious face.
The author fell silent in a daze, and then said, "When you say that, how do I feel that I am more like your father?"
Lin Zhenshen: "......"
Sure enough, I thought it might turn out like this, and I couldn't escape it, right!?
"I see......"
Lin Zhenshen instantly looked serious and continued without blushing: "Dad, the son's next brilliant life depends on you!"
Author:(¬_¬)
Even though they are separated by two worlds, the author can feel the seriousness and licking strength in Lin Zhenshen's eyes.
He had no doubt that if Lin Zhenshen was next to him at this moment, he would definitely want to hold his thighs and kneel and lick them.
This guy is really not ordinarily thick-skinned!!
How can the male protagonist I specially create be so virtuous!?
It must be the fault that I didn't write!
"Dad, can you take the liberty of asking, what are you going to write about the plot of the next novel? Urban Cultivation Immortals? I want Heavenly Spirit Root, Shushan Sword Immortal is the best, the thief is domineering!"
"Isn't it urban sci-fi? Gundam, mecha, man's romance. In fact...... Urban martial arts is also very good, the eighteen palms of the dragon descend ha, ha, ha!"
Lin Zhenshen finished all his moves, but he still couldn't wait for an answer, and the scene was a little quiet for a while.
The author looked embarrassed, and silently clicked on the chapter set, and Lin Zhenshen immediately saw the first paragraph with the words "complaining and funny".
Lin Zhenshen: "......"
It's not funny at all, more than ten years later, there is actually a market for comedy novels?
Who still looks at crayon Xiaoxin these days, and hot blood is king.
History has turned back, what the hell is this development?
Lin Zhenshen looked hopeful: "Can this be changed?"
"Sorry, no, can't. ”
The author didn't dare to say that he had tried to change the gender of the protagonist just now, but it ended in failure, and the document was the same as the anti-theft interface, and he couldn't even copy and paste.
This novel ...... It has an idea of its own!
Lin Zhenshen only felt very tired, his dream of going to the moon for nine days and catching turtles in the five seas was shattered so easily.
The author defended in a firm tone: "I only planned to write a simple and pure urban essay from the beginning, we are new authors, and we can't be ambitious and down-to-earth." ”
Cultivating immortals and fantasy is a popular category of literature, and all the people who can come out are great god authors, even if they are the worst, they are all lv5 professional writers who have written books for two or three years and two or three works.
They have a proficient routine style and a group of loyal book fans, the key is that most of them rely on writing to eat, and they will not act like eunuchs at every turn, which is unanimously recognized by book friends.
Even if it is poison and water-injected pork, it is better than cutting off the root of trouble.
The key is that these novels usually have dozens of chapters of foreshadowing for a small climax, which is stinky and long, not to mention, and it is also a great test of writing skills.
The author is self-aware.
[I can't, I won't, the brothers in there are all talents, clear thinking, and fast typing. 】
[I'm just starving to death, and I can't write novels other than funny when I jump from here!]
The example is proof.
Lin Zhenshen looked incredulous: "Don't make trouble, I'm a protagonist anyway, even if I don't have any superpowers, why don't I have a golden finger?"
The author was stunned: "Do you know the word goldfinger?"
Lin Zhenshen frowned and said, "I don't know why, I always feel that there are some strange things in my head, which seem to be some buzzwords?"
Author: "...... Congratulations, you can keep spitting out the groove that is ahead of the times in the future. ”
Lin Zhenshen wanted to spit out this sentence, but he still held back, forcibly returned to the topic, and said: "Don't hide it anymore, I just glanced at the setting and saw it, the assistant of the prostitute, it must be the system uncle you arranged for me, right?"
"Although you misspelled one word, love hasn't changed, I understand. ”
Author: "......"
Actor, I'm afraid you still don't understand the difference between one word and the difference between the world. I dare to write because it never occurred to me that one day you would come to life and have your own thoughts.
Author: "I originally wanted to give you a gold finger in the third chapter, but you know the current situation, I don't have the ability to meddle at all, so I don't know when your gold finger will be in place." ”
"Ask for your own blessings. ”
The author spreads his hands, his own protagonist, who has obviously been forced to go free-range.
Lin Zhen looked up to the sky and sighed: "What do you want." ”
"Oops, my hand slipped. ”
The author's hand holding the mouse moved, and he clicked to close the document: "What did you say? I didn't hear it clearly, you repeat it." ”
The world of fiction is suspended.
Lin Zhenshen fell into a static world again.
He must use his identity to make this kid understand the absolute truth that as long as Lao Tzu is a eunuch, whether it is a grandson or a son or something, everything will be wiped out.
Is it a lose-lose situation?
No, this is a generational suppression from a father, Lao Tzu can't shoot you back into the wall, can't he beat you up rightly?
As for what I just said, whether to shut down the computer or not to close the document, the joke, it was tripped just now, and there is no way to do it!
Author: "Apologies. ”
Lin Zhenshen was heartfelt for a second: "Dad, I was wrong, I'm sorry (°Д°)"
It's so desperate to have a small life in someone else's hands.
"Then I must have some special skills!" Lin Zhenshen argued with reason, the lives of all living beings in the past eighteen years will always usher in a turning point, but the result has become unknown, who can stand it!
The author also felt a little sorry for the male protagonist of his own family, and comforted: "What... Does your specialty count as a specialty?"
Lin Zhenshen: "???"
The author's tone was filled with envy and jealousy, and he sighed: "That's the capital that can be used to make a rich woman." ”
Originally, when he was writing, he was quite involved in Lin Zhenshen, the hero of the novel, but since this guy has his own consciousness, the sense of substitution has all disappeared.
The son is stronger than Lao Tzu, why!?
Lao Tzu is not pleased at all!
“...... Are you writing a complaining joke?Are you sure it's not a little yellow article?!"
Lin Zhenshen thought of the connotation name that he had been teased since he was a child, and instantly felt the deep malice from his own author.
All of a sudden, the whole person is not good.
"Nonsense, this is the standard specialty of the urban hero, and he is embarrassed to be the protagonist without this specialty?"
The author retorted: "How many can be popular if they are short and powerless? This year is the last word!"
Lin Zhenshen complained: "Isn't it hard to have a rich waist?"
The author was persuaded, complied with his wishes, nodded and said: "You are right, I understand, if you dislike it, when I can change the text in the future, the first thing is to help you erase half of this specialty." ”
Lin Zhenshen: "...... No thanks, Dad. ”
"Huh. ”