Chapter 303: Charcoal Roasted Heavenly Tyrant
Last time was the first recording of the third season, Mr. He Jiong drove the car to let the audience in front of the TV see the scenery along the way.
The five of them chatted all the way, and the director also conveyed to the members what they had to do in the past few days by the way, and they could explain it in advance, and when they would do it, and assign it by themselves.
As for the guests, there are quite a few who come, and the two known ones are the Phoenix Legend, and there is also a couple.
Zhou Xiao silently felt sorry for Mr. Huang, after the last period, he still had to cook a big table of dishes.
He really wants to complain about this, the duration of the show for one and a half years, are more than four guests serious, there are five people in the mushroom house alone, there are many people talking, and everyone doesn't have much weight.
When you encounter those who don't like to talk, edit them again, and the audience probably won't know if he or she has been here after watching it.
I only dare to slander in my heart, and my opinions are not mentioned, Huang Lei has said that he hopes not to come too many people at one time, the program team is still the same, and he is even more soft-spoken.
Maybe the program team has its own plans.
The bus stopped at the entrance of the village, and the group got off the bus, and found that something was different, there were a few young ladies, obviously dressed as tourists, and quickly picked up the sign on the side after seeing everyone.
"Brother Xiao, come on!"
It's a fan!
The filming location of the show was not deliberately kept secret, and anyone who was interested could find out it as soon as they checked it, but it was quite far away here, and they were willing to come over.
"Yo, it's worthy of the pillar of our mushroom house, the fans have found it, go over and say hello. Huang Lei said with a smile.
Zhou Xiao greeted him: "You guys have already arrived?"
"Stayed in the county last night. ”
"Drive yourself. ”
"I waited for a while. ”
It seems that several people are friends and have given gifts.
"What is this?" Zhou Xiao took the two boxes.
"We had snacks there, as well as crafts. ”
"Thank you, thank you. ”
He Jiong and the others also followed: "Where did you come from?" ”
"Teacher He... We are from Changsha. ”
"Oh, fellow. He Jiong said a Changsha dialect: "It's especially to see Zhou Xiao, right?" ”
Fans nodded in unison.
"True love, this is. Huang Lei smiled: "Hurry up, do you want to hug or take pictures." ”
"Both!"
Not only Zhou Xiao, but other people in the mushroom house also took photos with fans, and after greeting to pay attention to safety, they entered the village.
By the way, during the filming period, tourists are not allowed to enter the village except for the villagers.
When they arrived at the mushroom house, it was still the same, after packing up their things, Huang Lei and He Jiong sat under the gazebo and made tea, his sister teased the dog, Zhou Xiao chopped firewood, Peng Peng stood on the balcony on the second floor, and the shooting began.
"It's a nice day. ”
The beginning of the Chinese people's greetings is either the weather or eating.
Huang Lei was no exception, with his hands behind his head and leaning comfortably on the back of his chair.
He Jiong looked at his sister who was mingling with the dogs: "We have a lot of things to do today, right, Zhou Xiao, save some energy, there is enough firewood." ”
"It's okay, I'll just work out. Zhou Xiao wiped the sweat from his forehead.
Fortunately, it was cloudy, neither hot nor cold.
"Pemba, you come down. Huang Lei beckoned.
"Eh, right away!"
Wow.
"Teacher Huang, what's wrong?"
"Look, Zhou Xiao doesn't want to lose weight, but he has been exercising, have you forgotten what you said in the last issue?"
"I haven't forgotten," Peng Peng said with a serious face: "I'm already exercising at home, don't believe me." ”
As he spoke, he rolled up his sleeves and showed off the muscles in his arms.
"Sister, look, my brother is much stronger. ”
Zifeng, who was squatting on the ground, turned his head: "Yes!"
After finishing speaking, he continued to mess with pots and pans, which was called a perfunctory.
"What's the use of your arm muscles, look at your belly, it's all compared to Teacher Huang. "He Jiong fights and kills!
Zhou Xiao saw Huang Lei's face twitch obviously.
"Brother, I'll chop wood. Pampa walked over.
"Forget it, it's almost the same, let's go around first, see what needs to be done, arrange it first, and wait for the guests to come to work together. Huang Lei clapped his hands.
A family of five opened the door and walked out.
Rice paddy edges.
"That's it, it's loose, isn't it? He Jiong pointed to the rice field with water and asked, he didn't understand.
"Yes, they all have to plough the land, and they will have to borrow oxen from the villagers later. ”
"Don't we have Susu?"
"That's a cow, it doesn't plow the fields. ”
"Eh, what is this, a lot, scurrying around?"
"Frogs, and tadpoles with legs, I tell you, delicious!"
"Hahahaha!"
Vegetable patch edges.
"The cabbage grows so well, it's almost ready to be harvested, or you can't wait for it to bloom. ”
"It's a lot, I can't finish it. ”
"Make it into pickles. ”
Radish field.
"Ouch, it's not easy to get up there. ”
"It's equivalent to climbing a mountain and exercising. ”
In the future, Peng Peng picked 20 pills a day, and could only take one at a time, and it is estimated that it will not take a month to lose weight. ”
Cowshed.
"Tianba is going to give birth, right, the belly is so big. ”
"Almost, it seems like it's been the last few days. ”
"Time flies so fast, when I came to our house, I was so small, and now I am a mother. ”
"H is not also a father. ”
"Susu's fur is super soft and comfortable to touch. ”
"Make a carpet, right?" Huang Lei deserved to be an atmosphere destroyer.
"In Mr. Huang's eyes, everything is food, everything is daily necessities. ”
"Refuse to waste, you know. ”
It took about forty minutes to go down in a circle.
Family Meeting Time!
Huang Lei continued to take out the teapot: "Now first, I don't know which ones are unlucky... Which good friends are coming..."
"Hahahaha. Everyone else was laughing, and my sister was following suit: "Unlucky!"
"To catch up with this wave in the field, it is estimated that it is similar to planting rice last year, it must be hard, but in line with the idea of treating everyone equally, we have to give guests from afar the opportunity to experience, so in the afternoon we will be divided into two waves, ploughing and harvesting, basically these two things. ”
Family meeting is over!
It started abruptly and ended more quickly.
"Has Zhou Xiao ever ploughed the ground before?" He Jiong pushed the teacup over and asked casually.
"No, I don't have a cow at home, I pay someone to use it for a day, and the children can't hold the plow, so they need to be strong. ”
"It seems that it is still a technical job, or we should bring Su Su out for training and training, help the villagers do some work, and also subsidize some families. "Huang Lei began to skin again.
"It's part of the family, right? ”
"Of course, you can't just eat and don't work, you have to learn to support yourself, you see the dogs working hard to sell cute, isn't it also to beg for food. ”
"Yes, it's not easy!"
The two teachers are serious nonsense, and the scene is quite funny.
Little H, Little O, came to Zhou Xiao's side with their paws, and screamed with their paws on the table.
"Do you want this?" he picked up the ball on his head.
The dogs wag their tails wildly.
"No! you're already parents, you can't be playful. Zhou Xiao was about to throw it, but after thinking about it, he put it back.
The dogs are ready to run, and when they see this scene, they are confused.
"Hahaha, Brother Xiao is too bad. My sister witnessed the whole audience and couldn't laugh on the sidelines.
"That's what I said. Peng Peng thought for a moment: "Oh yes, I'm a real dog, you're really not human!"
Drip, drip, drip!
The phone rang in the house.
The operator of the mushroom house is normally two, He Jiong or Peng Peng, but every time Peng Peng answers the phone, his sister likes to follow him, but he doesn't dare to answer, just join in the fun.
"Peng Peng goes!" He Jiong sat there and shouted: "Pay attention to the service attitude." ”
The two of them ran out together.
Three minutes later, the duo returned.
"It's over!" Peng Peng's expression was complicated: "The guest wants to eat our Tianba!"
"Huh?" Zhou Xiao and the others were all surprised: "What's the situation?"
"They want roast whole lamb!" Peng Peng repeated the guest's request.
"Great!" Huang Lei continued to slap the table: "I've been waiting for such a guest, I've been waiting for two years, and I'm finally here." ”
"Did he specify that he wanted to eat Tianba?" Zhou Xiao was curious.
"No, she said if not, mutton stew would be fine. Peng Peng sat back.
A group of people were chatting, my sister's ears were pointed, she heard a strange sound, looked back and smiled: "There are guests." ”
He Jiong walked to the side with a small pot: "Hello... Linghua and Zeng Yi came. ”
The masters stood up at the same time to greet them.
Then things are simple, Zhou Xiao Peng Peng helped to take it to heart, and the guests followed Teacher He to visit the mushroom house, and sighed while watching.
However, the arrival of Linghua taught everyone a lesson, and explained the meaning of the sponsorship brand in Mongolian: delicious milk!
Then, Zeng Yi was tricked by the two parents, and when he stood on the balcony on the second floor and watched from afar, he said that he was plowing, but he didn't expect him to be!
Naturally, they became "staff".
In fact, when celebrities come to participate in this show, they have a bottom in their hearts, and they want to perform and have more opportunities to appear on camera.
They also know that there are several people, more than ten hours of recording time, and a clip, and the weight that falls on each person is different, either you are very good at talking, and the director will keep it for you, or you are working, although it is hard, but you will definitely be able to appear on camera.
Zeng Yi agreed to come down after half pushing.
So the grouping was completed, Teacher Huang and Teacher He cooked at home, Peng Peng and Zeng Yi went to plow, and Zhou Xiao took Linghua and her sister to collect cabbage.
Before leaving, another group of guests also called, pretending to be foreigners, and they couldn't really hear who it was.
"Sister, change into rain boots, it rained here yesterday, and it was a little difficult to walk in the field. ”
"Hey, take the scythe, right? ”
"That's right, just give me the basket, I guess I'll have to make a few trips. ”
The group of three hummed a little song and went to the vegetable patch.
"Sister, do you know me?" asked Linghua, turning her head.
"Yes. "Zifeng is tied with a ponytail today, and she is very young and cute.
"Teacher Linghua's fans, our family can't compare to each other. Zhou Xiao said with a smile.
"Haha, don't you dare to say that, you are young idols. ”
"You are also an idol of middle-aged people, my dad likes to sing your songs, "On the Moon", "The Most Dazzling National Style" or something. ”
"Yes. ”
A few minutes later, we arrived at the vegetable patch.
"What are you going to do?" said Reihua, holding a scythe.
Zhou Xiao bent down, broke off a few vegetable leaves outside the cabbage, and then pressed it to the side, revealing the vegetable stalk, and the sickle in his right hand followed up and slashed hard: "It's as simple as that." ”
"Isn't it difficult, then don't you want all these leaves?"
"Yes..."
"You can give it to my brother, he's not a picky eater. My sister came slowly.
"Hahaha!" Zhou Xiao laughed: "Peng Peng is probably going to be sad when he hears it." ”
"Then you don't tell him. ”
"You can eat it, but it's too old and it doesn't taste good, and we have cows and sheep that we can feed them. ”
Linghua was taken aback: "It won't be that you really want to prepare a whole roast sheep for me!"
Celestial Tyrant: ???