Lately, have all mortals taken some defective products to perfunctory old man?!"

Shennong Ye tasted it and felt that he had received some of the offered chickens as if they were fake.

"Ahem, this chicken should be free-range, and the taste is indeed different from that of the farm, but those that are grown are also normal commodities, not defective. ”

Zhang Gui still has to explain it to mortals.

Party...... After the fairy and Zhang Gui were full of wine and food, they came downstairs to settle the bill.

"Wow!

Lu Dongbin, who was suddenly named, looked confused.

"Who, who are you?"

Lu Dongbin took a look at a little chubby girl wearing plastic gloves and a big black plastic apron.

"Wow! No conscience! It's me!"

The little fat girl raised her face and leaned towards Lu Dongbin.

"Ouch, hey, Yang Yuhuan, when did you go down to earth? Why did you look like such a bear?"

Lu Dongbin was taken aback.

"Woo...... It's been 20 years!

Little fat girl, oh no, Yaoxiang howled twice, and found that she couldn't squeeze out her tears, so she gave up.

"This ......?"

Zhang Gui is a little confused, is it the legendary Yang Yuhuan?

"Alas, that's right, this is that Yang Yuhuan. ”

Shen Gongbao answered directly.

"But...... Yang Yuhuan is also an immortal?"

Zhang Gui's face was full of confusion, did I see all fake history?

"Originally, it wasn't. But I can't stand the reputation of this product after it was hung up back then, and someone really worshiped her as a fairy, and relied on that little incense to get out of the prison of death. ”

Qiao Weisheng knew this better, after all, the eighteenth layer of hell was the territory of the main elite of Buddhism.

"Anyway, why are you also a little beauty, although you are fat, but you are not a dishwasher, right?"

Lu Dongbin looked at the medicinal fragrance in surprise.

"Ahh

The fragrance of medicine is like a fried cat.

"Okay, so why are you washing dishes here?"

Lu Dongbin scratched his head.

“...... Well, isn't it a lot of manuscript fees, and then ...... I didn't pay much attention to the balance when I came to dinner......"

Yaoxiang said hesitantly.

"Oh, it's that you're so poor that you eat the overlord's meal, and you're caught washing dishes to pay off your debts. ”

Lu Dongbin rolled his eyes.

"It was an accident!

The medicinal fragrance indicates that the overlord meal does not exist.

"Okay, how much do you owe your boss? I'll fill it in for you. ”

Lu Dongbin calmly took out his mobile phone, and Weixin transferred it.

"Not much, just three hundred. ”

The cashier on one side spoke, it would be best to get the cash back, this dishwasher originally owed only a hundred, but after two days of washing, he owed an extra 200 dishes.

Under the effect of spells, everything she hears and sees that does not conform to her perception of the world will automatically make up the content that echoes her logic.

"Okay, scan this code, right?...... Okay, turned. ”

Lu Dongbin paid happily.

"Thanks, alas, I heard that there is now a refugee shelter in the Three Realms in the mortal world?"

Yaoxiang patted Lu Dongbin's shoulder magnificently, and then asked in a very gossipy tone.

"It's hard to ...... Refugee shelter?"

Lu Dongbin looked confused, what is it?

"It's that Duobao, the human emperor, they can't get along in the mortal world, so they find a place to eat there. ”

Medicinal fragrance said as a matter of course.

Zhang Gui: "......"

Is Lao Tzu's inn's reputation among the immortals like this?

Wenxisi: "......"

Qiao Weisheng: "......"

Big sister paper, do you know that one of you chews the root of your tongue is a saint and the other is a quasi-saint?

"Hey, Lao Lu, what are I talking to, what are you doing behind me?"

Yaoxiang patted Lu Dongbin on the shoulder with a big grin.

"No, look behind you. ”

Lu Dongbin calmly pointed to the back of the medicinal incense.

"What's that...... Ouch, a mother!"

As soon as Yao Xiang turned around, she was startled, Wen Xixi and Qiao Weisheng were standing behind her with a gloomy expression.

"Hey, what, I just said nonsense, the main thing is that I can't eat, I want to find a place to stay, and I feel relieved to see the two of you. ”

As soon as the medicine fragrance was nervous, he didn't choose to speak.

You weren't killed by Emperor Tang Ming, you were stupid, right?

Zhang Gui looked constipated.

"Well, you ask the shopkeeper, this is the shopkeeper. ”

Wen Xixi gave up on scheming with fools, and dropped the price.

"Hurry up and deal with it, the Buddha wants to go back to the inn, there is no wifi here. ”

Qiao Weisheng looked impatient, he was annoyed without wifi, and he ran into a fool.

"Okay, okay, bring Yang Guifei with you. ”

waved goodbye to the trio, and everyone went back to the inn together.

Zhang Gui doesn't care, it's not worse than one and a half.

And the medicinal fragrance that is so mixed that you can't even eat it seems to be explaining a truth:

Write a dead end!

But there are still people who like to go to the dead end.

Seeing that Yao Xiang didn't forget to bring his small laptop when he was coming, Zhang Gui shrugged, this immortal is going to die, and it is estimated that he will not be saved.

Back to the inn and take a look, ouch, I didn't even go to the room, I spread out a small notebook on the dining table and immersed myself in the sea of code words, Comrade Yaoxiang just wanted it.

"Oh, I looked at Lao Lu and touched Xiao Yang's leg. ”

Shen Gongbao pulled Zhang Gui to chew the root of his tongue.

"you, where do you see there's a leg?"

Zhang Gui pouted.

"Hey, look at how familiar they are, they must have had a friendship before!"

Shen Gongbao took a bite to say.

"Do you have any misunderstanding of the word 'friendship'?"

Zhang Gui turned his head in astonishment.

"No misunderstanding, what kind of god Lao Lu is, you know, can there be any other friendship between him and the opposite sex?

Shen Gongbao is quite determined.

"Well, when you say that, I suddenly feel like it makes sense. ”

Based on the cognition of Lu Dongbin's roots, Zhang Gui suddenly felt that adding some color to the crown of Tang Ming, the god of quyi, Lao Lu was definitely able to ...... Hand.

"Yes, you see that if you don't agree, you throw money, how much like those domineering presidents of the female frequency. ”

Shen Gongbao nodded.

"Wow, Brother Leopard, I'm going to re-evaluate your degree of perversion, you even know the female frequency!"

Zhang Gui was shocked.

"No, I watched it as Liu Bei. ”

Shen Gong Leopard stall stall hand.

"Who called me big brother?"

Guan Erye was stunned.

Shen Gongbao: "......"

Zhang Gui: "......"

"What, it's okay, I just said that the shopkeeper is impatient and righteous, it's really as benevolent and righteous as Uncle Liu Huang!"

Shen Gong made a sharp turn in the leopard's mouth.

"Hey, Xiao Zhang is quite righteous, but he is still close to the eldest brother. ”

Guan Erye nodded, and continued to go after speaking.

"There is no way to talk, be careful when you speak. ”

Zhang Gui and Shen Gongbao beeped quietly.

"Gee, I didn't realize it for a while. ”

Shen Gong Leopard stall stall hand.

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