Chapter 44: The Pastoral Dog Eating Skewers
After reading the script, Brother Desert saw that it was not early, so he proposed to go to eat skewers together.
The people of the Song Dynasty were very particular about eating, and eating was also a way of interpersonal communication, and Qi Binxuan would certainly not refuse this.
When they arrived at the night market stall, the two ordered two cold dishes, some skewers and fried fish, and began to sit down at a small table in the open space in front of the door.
During this period, Qi Binxuan thought of the request of the makeup artist when he was filming the movie before, so he said to Brother Desert: "When you called me before filming a movie, I was heard by the makeup artist who made me up. She's also a big fan of vibrato, so please ask me to keep an eye out for a character for her while I'm making a movie. ”
Brother Desert agreed with a smile: "This should be no problem, this is a low-budget movie, and most of the characters are screened by ordinary users, so it shouldn't be too difficult to ask her for a role." I'll leave this to me, and I'll communicate with the director when I'm filming. By the way, does she have any specialty?"
When the topic came to this, Qi Binxuan had a desire to talk, not vomiting or unhappy, and said: "I feel very surprised when I talk about this, she showed me some photos and videos in her mobile phone, all of which are her own makeup." It's almost the same as some of the famous characters on TV. It's like the disguise technique in martial arts novels, and it can be confused with the real. It's a pity I didn't ask her to pass me a few, otherwise I could have shown it to you. ”
Brother Desert was also interested when he heard this, and said: "If it is really as amazing as you say, then it will be easy to do, we can even let her make a cameo appearance in a few copycat stars in it, which is funny." ”
"Won't it infringe?"
"As long as you negotiate with the star and their agency, it shouldn't be too much of a problem. These are coordinated by the outreach department, and we are just coming up with some ideas. ”
The two of them had cold dishes, drank beer, and chatted. After a while, the skewers came up, and Qi Binxuan looked at the layer of chili peppers on the skewers and said, "This won't be too spicy." ”
Brother Desert said: "It's not too spicy, this is just medium spicy, that is, double-sided spicy." There are several levels of spiciness, including mild spicy, single-sided spicy, double-sided spicy, perverted spicy, and super perverted spicy. ”
Qi Binxuan asked, "Is there any difference between these?"
Brother Desert explained: "Slightly spicy is a little sprinkled with chili peppers, which is basically not spicy. Single-sided spicy is sprinkled with a thin layer of chili pepper on one side, and double-sided spicy is the kind we eat, sprinkled with a layer of chili pepper on both sides. Perverted spicy is a special chili noodle made with a kind of chili pepper called Yunnan shabu shabu. Have you ever heard of this Yunnan shabu-shabu?"
Qi Binxuan shook his head and said, "No, is this very spicy?"
Brother Desert explained: "Of course it's very spicy, this kind of chili pepper doesn't look good, it's a little wrinkled, and it's very small, but if you cut it and soak it twice in the water, the water will become very spicy." So the boss uses this chili pepper to make chili noodles, and the skewers sprinkled with it are called perverted spicy. ”
Qi Binxuan asked: "Just saying that perverted spicy is so powerful, how hot should you say about super perverted spicy?"
Brother Desert continued: "Super perverted spicy uses devil peppers. You may not understand this, but the devil pepper also has a nickname called 'Soul Breaker Pepper', which is said to be the hottest pepper in the world. Of course, these selections are all opinions of the benevolent and the wise, not necessarily the hottest, but its fame can be seen. There is also a rumor that the country that produces devil's peppers abroad is preparing to use this pepper to develop a new type of grenade with tear-jerking and limiting the enemy's movements. They positioned the grenade as an effective and non-toxic weapon, and its spicy taste can suffocate terrorists and force them out of their hiding place. ”
Qi Binxuan gasped when he heard this, nodded and said, "Hearing you say this, you can really be called super perverted and spicy." The boss really paid for it. ”
Brother Desert said nonchalantly: "What is the cost, it's not that the wool is out of the sheep, the cost has gone up, and the price has also gone up." The price of a string of super perverted spicy is four or five times that of the ordinary, and the ingredients should be better. The first time I came to this shop, I ordered a bunch of skewers, only took a small bite, immediately vomited, and drank two bottles of water to ease up. ”
Qi Binxuan listened, waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I don't want to try this." By the way, I've heard that some places use chili essence and capsaicin, and they don't use these for their perverted spicy, right?"
Brother Desert said: "No, the process of making chili noodles here is transparent. Moreover, the chili pepper is also taken out, and you can buy the whole Yunnan shabu shabu or devil pepper for cooking at home. The whole chili pepper can not be faked, basically you can fry a plate of spicy vegetables or cook a pot of hot pot with a small section. ”
Qi Binxuan asked, "I wonder how other people feel when they eat those perverted spicy, super perverted and spicy skewers?"
"Although some people have a high tolerance for spicy food and can eat it, most of them still taste it like me. ”
"So what about the rest, isn't it a bit too wasteful to throw it away. Qi Binxuan has been a child who has worked hard since he was a child, and he also knows the value of food when he is training for special forces, and he is also a little resistant to wasting food.
"It's not all thrown away. Some of them were taken to the water pipe and then eaten, and some were fed to the dogs. ”
When Qi Binxuan heard this, he asked suspiciously: "Hey the dogs, where did the dogs come from, did they take them at home? Isn't the dog too spicy?"
Brother Desert smiled: "It's not for the family dog." It's a wild dog around here, and it often comes here to find some bones or something. At first, some people teased it and fed it some skewers that were not too spicy and some fat, but the dog ate a little spicy, that is, he stuck out his tongue and dried it for a while, and then continued to eat. After that, some of the perverted spicy ones were fed to this wild dog before they were finished. This is good, after the dog takes a bite, it rolls on the ground with spicy, and when the spicy is over, it comes to eat again, and so on. ”
Qi Binxuan asked: "The store is not afraid that wild dogs will affect business, don't you drive them away?"
"The store didn't drive away, after all, some scraps or something, feeding the dogs also saves space. And because of this wild dog's perverted and spicy behavior, old customers have known about it for a long time, and people often bring new customers to tease this wild dog just to watch a show. Hey, don't you see that's the wild dog?"
Qi Binxuan looked in the direction of Brother Desert's finger, and saw a pure black soil dog, and some called it a pastoral dog, swaying around the barbecue stall. Perhaps this pastoral dog has been taught a lesson by the store before, and knows that it cannot affect the guests who eat, and it is also a certain distance from the dining table when it is dangling.
The Pastoral Dog swayed for a while, and one of the customers shouted "Hey-", and the Pastoral Dog trotted up to the customer, squatting on the ground, wagging its tail, and staring back at the customer. The customer holds a skewer and uses disposable chopsticks to knock the skewer off the ground, the skewer is faintly greasy red, and it looks like it should be quite spicy.
When the pastoral dog saw the skewers fall to the ground, he went up and took a bite, and then immediately rolled on the ground, screaming, and his black fur stuck to a pile of dust, turning dark gray. After barking for a while, the spicy energy passed, and the pastoral dog went to take another bite, and then continued to roll on the ground, causing the surrounding customers to laugh.
Brother Desert asked Qi Binxuan: "Look, this show has to be performed several times a day, attracting a lot of customers, how can the store still drive this dog." ”
Qi Bin nodded in agreement, faintly feeling a little uncomfortable in his heart. Suddenly, he saw a thin, small, big-headed young man get up from a table and walk towards the wild dog, touch the dog's head, then make a gesture to go with him, and click on the table where he was sitting. This pastoral dog is also a little spiritual, and actually followed the man to the table and squatted.
The thin young man took an iron plate from a barbecue stall and put it on the ground, put some non-spicy barbecue meat in it, and then put another bowl on the ground and poured some fruit beer into it.
At this time, the store stepped forward and said something, Qi Binxuan guessed that it was estimated that these plates and bowls should be used by customers, and they were not suitable for feeding dogs. I saw a thin young man take out a hundred-yuan bill from his pocket and hand it to the shopkeeper, and said something, the shopkeeper took the money and left, and then brought a plate of barbecue meat over after a while.
Qi Binxuan took a closer look, and saw that the thin young man was eating skewers there alone, his face was slightly sad, and he was alone there to make skewers, and from time to time he gave some meat on the plate on the table to the pastoral dog plate, and added some fruit beer to the pastoral dog bowl.
Qi Binxuan pointed at the thin young man and said to Brother Desert: "Look that person is also a person with a story, how about we go and have two drinks together and make friends?"
Brother Desert also looked in the direction Qi Binxuan said, and said, "Okay, do you want to drink, it's interesting to drink together." ”
Qi Binxuan and Brother Desert walked to the table of the thin young man with their own skewers, cold dishes and beer, and asked, "This friend, seeing that you are eating here alone, do you mind if we have a good time and have two drinks together?"
The thin young man stared at the two of them for two seconds, showed a dry smile, and said, "It's rare that friends can afford us, so let's sit down and have a drink together." ”
The three of them sat down and drank a glass of wine together, exchanged a few words, exchanged names, and learned that the name of the thin young man was Li Zhongheng.
Qi Binxuan said to Li Zhongheng: "Seeing that you are so good to this black dog, you should also be a dog lover." ”
Li Zhongheng said: "No, in fact, I am not a dog lover, and I don't hate or like dogs. Just watching those people play with this dog, I felt some feelings, felt some sympathy, touched the scene, and felt it. ”
Qi Binxuan asked, "Yes, I see that Brother Li is also a person with a story, do you mind telling my brother?"
Li Zhongheng said: "Well, okay, there's nothing you can't say." ”
So Li Zhongheng told Qi Binxuan and the two his story.