Chapter 45: The Sorrow of the Brain Domain Expert
Li Zhongheng is a very talented person, with excellent academic performance since childhood, went to primary school at the age of seven, jumped two levels in five years, and entered the children's class of the city's key middle school at the age of ten. As the name suggests, the children's class is a place where talented people gather, and they complete the six-year course of junior high school and high school in two years. In this way, when Li Zhongheng was twelve years old, he went to a major university with excellent grades to study brain domain research.
During his college years, because of his excellent academic performance, he made an exception for a master's and doctoral degree in advance, and finally got a doctorate at the age of eighteen. After graduating, he worked in a national brain domain research institute.
The welfare benefits of the national research institute are good, and Li Zhongheng basically doesn't have to worry about life, just focus on work and research. Li Zhongheng has a good work attitude, often works overtime, coupled with interest, and has achieved remarkable results. In two years, a good scientific research result has been produced.
However, things are not always smooth sailing, Li Zhongheng found that there are nine other people's names before his name.
Li Zhongheng found the leader, and the leader explained: "This scientific research achievement is very controversial, and you, as a newcomer, will be questioned by authoritative figures in the scientific research community if you publish it." But adding these names in front of it is different, which can make it more convincing and strive for maximum benefits for the institute and even the country. Of course, the institute will not treat you badly, and the institute is ready to transfer you to the key project research team of the brain domain, so that you can get in touch with some of the latest cutting-edge technology. ”
Li Zhongheng accepted this reality and entered the core research laboratory of the National Institute of Brain Domain as a 20-year-old outstanding research assistant.
This core laboratory is a research project for the development of the brain domain. In the past, some scientists speculated that the average person only developed about 5 percent of the brain, like some elites such as Albert Einstein, who only developed 13 percent. Some experts speculate that if the brain is 100% fully developed, it is likely that some special functions will appear, such as teleportation and mind manipulation.
However, there is also a lot of opposition in the scientific community, and some experts claim that it is nonsense that it has not been fully developed. They also have their own claims that the brain is 100% developed. They believe that each part of the brain has its own role and that they are interconnected. When a three-dimensional dynamic scan of the human brain is performed, the results of the scan show that when a human is engaged in a certain activity, the brain responsible for that area is active. Cutting off any seemingly useless part of the brain can lead to a blockage in one's behavior or thinking, so there is neither an excess nor an untapped part of the human brain.
Li Zhongheng also has his own views on these controversies. First of all, for the first statement, he believes that the human brain is indeed not fully developed, but those percentage calculations of development are only inferences and may not be completely correct.
Second, he disagrees with the claims of others that it is 100 percent exploitative. The fact that no part of the brain is inseparable is insufficient evidence to determine whether it is fully developed. To use an analogy, for example, it is now accepted that the human body is not fully developed, but the human body cannot be cut off at will, so it seems that it is not appropriate to determine whether the brain is fully developed by not being able to cut it.
Of course, some people will say that this circumcision is also limited, for example, removing a small piece of epidermis, cutting nails, and haircuts has basically no effect on people. In the same way, if a cell is removed, a thin blood vessel wall will not be affected?
Li Zhongheng believes that everything is not absolute, and as a scientific researcher, we should study it with a skeptical eye.
Of course, these are all off-topic.
The first thing Li Zhongheng did when he entered the core research laboratory was brain anatomy. Most people are resistant or afraid of human anatomy. But Li Zhongheng may be a master of art and boldness, or the quality of a researcher, but he has no fear and resistance. Even, Li Zhongheng was a little intoxicated by these studies and discovered unknown mysteries.
Sometimes, when Li Zhongheng is dissecting, he will unconsciously hum some minor tunes.
"Lifted your skull, let me see your brain.
Your brain is like a walnut, what's in it?
Your brain is like a walnut, and the structure is really amazing. ”
In this regard, the director of the research room reminded him that he should have a sense of reverence for the deceased, and not to sing during the dissection, which is too disrespectful to the deceased.
If ordinary people said this to Li Zhongheng, it is estimated that he would have listened to it. But the director of this research office is one of the people who signed his scientific research results before him, and he feels that the director of the research office has nothing to find fault with, and he hums more energetically.
The director of the research office reminded him that he had failed many times, and seeing that Li Zhongheng worked diligently and his performance was also good, he let it go.
In this way, it lasted for five years, during which Li Zhongheng made some scientific research results, but without exception, he was the last to sign it. Li Zhongheng looked for the leader several times, but he used these and those reasons to prevaricate and make him obey the overall situation.
Li Zhongheng thought that he was still young, and he would have the opportunity to get ahead in the future, and if he resigned, he might not be able to find a better treatment than this, and he might not be able to find a job that he was interested in, so he endured it.
This time, the subordinate department of the Brain Domain Research Institute will hold an internal sports meeting of the department. The institute sent some personnel mainly from the core research room to participate.
During this period, the researchers showed the rigorous work style of the researchers and rehearsed very seriously. However, on the day of the Games, they found that the teams before the opening ceremony were all shouting slogans.
Suddenly, the researchers exploded inside, why didn't they receive a notice that they needed to shout slogans?
It turns out that for the high welfare and high salary recognized by the Brain Domain Research Institute, coupled with the fact that the researchers are some people who are not good at socializing and are not good at maintaining relationships, outsiders are very jealous and often set up some stumbling blocks against them.
Therefore, for these notices, a sports meeting was held, but it was not stated that the slogan still needed to be shouted, and it happened. Even if you are investigated later, you have a verbal war, and the phone calls inform you that you didn't pay attention to yourself and forgot it, and you don't admit it, what else can you do. Anyway, it's the Brain Domain Research Institute that is embarrassing.
Seeing a bunch of people, some accusing the notification personnel, and some complaining about what to do, the director of the research office was anxious and shouted: "Don't talk about these things, is it time to complain? ”
In a word, the whole team fell silent. This slogan should be catchy and representative of the characteristics of the Brain Domain Research Institute, and it is not something that can be remembered in a moment.
At this time, a sentence came out: "What's so rare about this, just use the song I usually sing." Singing the slogan, the only one!"
At this time, the team members began to talk about it again: "How can it be done, this is too unsocial......"
The head of the research room interrupted everyone: "Which of you has a good idea. ”
The crowd was silent.
The director of the research room waved his hand and said, "Then use that song, who can't sing it?"
Everyone is silent, Li Zhongheng's song is also a wonderful thing in the research institute, it has basically spread all over the world, and everyone will hum it.
"That's good, sing it out loud for me for a while, singing the momentum of our Brain Domain Research Institute. ”
In this way, when the researchers passed by the rostrum, the director of the research office sang "lifted your skull", and everyone sang in unison.
"Lifted your skull, let me see your brain.
Your brain is like a walnut, what's in it?
Your brain is like a walnut, and the structure is really amazing. ”
sang loudly, sang arrogantly, sang the demeanor of the brain domain research institute, sang the leader of the rostrum knocked over the water glass, and sang the anger against the notification personnel.
In this way, the day of the sports day ended smoothly.
In the evening, the institute had a dinner party to celebrate the success of the sports meeting, and the team members performed well.
During the banquet, the leaders of the hospital raised their glasses and praised the director of the room: "The director was not chaotic in the face of danger, and successfully resolved the 'slogan' crisis with collective wisdom. This is a small step in the sports meeting, but it is a demonstration of the overall quality of the institute and a successful attempt by the institute to cope with the crisis. Let's toast the director. ”
The crowd shouted in harmony and clinked glasses in celebration.
Li Zhongheng sat in the corner of the hall, raised his glass from afar, and muttered softly: "Congratulations to myself too." Then he drank a glass of wine.
Hearing this, Brother Desert drank a glass of wine and interjected and asked, "Just because of this? Because that idea was originally yours, but it was robbed by others, you are depressed, and you come here alone to drink alcohol? What is this, compared to those who rob you of your authorship, this is a fart." ”
Li Zhongheng also raised his glass, took a sip, and then said: "I'm not a person with a small belly, this is nothing." Everyone was in good spirits that day, probably to participate in the sports meeting, and the event was opened, and they all drank a lot. After eating, we went to KTV to sing together. I also don't like singing, so I'm drinking alone and occasionally playing a little game with my colleagues. Then I drank too much and fell asleep in the corner of the sofa. After that, I woke up and it was this morning. And the place where I woke up was still in that KTV. ”
Qi Bin sighed, patted Li Hengzhong's shoulder and said, "We understand this." Hey, how to say it, the working relationship is like this, just look at the point......" Qi Binxuan didn't know how to persuade him, so he couldn't go on saying two sentences.
Li Hengzhong and Qi Binxuan touched their glasses, took a sip of beer and said, "This is just one aspect. I don't care too much either. After all, I usually only know about work, and my interpersonal relationships are not good, and it's normal for them to forget about me. I guess they also drank too much and didn't pay attention. ”
Regarding Li Zhongheng's open-mindedness, Qi Binxuan and Brother Desert just pouted and smiled, and the parties concerned saw it, what else could they say, and could they persuade him to go back?
Li Hengzhong continued: "But after going to work today, our hospital received a notice of criticism from the higher authorities. To the effect that our slogans are frivolous and not dignified, this is a manifestation of long-term loose work and a weak sense of responsibility, which has caused a serious adverse impact within the department. The examination should be made in writing. Then the unit immediately came up with an explanation, saying that it was my idea, the slogan of the arrangement, and the leader did not know about it before the sports meeting. Hmph, don't say he doesn't know, no one knows before the games. Anyway, after some operation, the result was that without my knowledge, the responsibility fell on my head, and I was punished one by one, deducted bonuses, and I still need to check in writing. No one has been held accountable for the fact that the slogan of the sports meeting has not been notified. When I drank yesterday to celebrate the merit, it was someone else's, and then I needed to be punished, and I would have to carry it. ”
When Li Hengzhong said this, his eyes were red. When Brother Desert and Qi Binxuan heard this, they finally knew why Li Hengzhong was drinking alcohol alone, and they also understood why he would have a relationship when he saw a guest playing a wild dog.