In the northeastern corner of the continent there is a peninsula, and on the peninsula there is a Bangbang country. Bangbang Country, as the name suggests, they're all great.

The science and technology of Bangbang Country is very advanced, and there is a famous Academy of Genetic Sciences, which is famous in the world.

At a pinnacle genomics academic forum, researchers from other countries have more or less presented some achievements to everyone, winning the admiration of everyone.

When it was the turn of Bangbang Country, the Academy of Genetic Sciences stood up with an expert, who was called Expert A, or Expert Jia.

Expert Jia stood up and looked around quietly, without saying a word for two minutes, just staring at everyone, giving everyone an inexplicable pressure. After that, Expert Jia said in his magnetic voice: "What is the purpose of genetic research, there are different answers. We at the School of Genomics believe that genetic research is to find out the defective chains, modify or replace them, and even recombine the entire chain with new arrangements. This will complete a qualitative leap forward for the human species. It's a huge undertaking. Maybe our generation can't do it, and maybe even generations won't. But for the good of humanity as a whole, we are still working in obscurity.

"Maybe people think we're talking big and empty words. After all, you've achieved some results. But what I want to tell you is that your achievements are only insignificant. Because your vision limits your development. Our genetic research hasn't yielded the results we want, but we're not doing nothing. We derived some defective gene sequences from the study, a small fraction of which can be easily achieved with some drugs. This is equivalent to a kind of genetic weapon, and at this stage, this problem of genetic collapse is still unsolvable. Of course, in order to prevent these achievements from being used in bad directions, our institute decided to seal these achievements.

"I am not saying this here to show how great our Academy of Sciences is, but to tell you that behind your dazzling achievements, there are still many people who are paying in obscurity and selflessly. ”

Expert Jia's words won warm applause and endured for a long time.

A week after the seminar, Expert Jia went to drink with his assistant Expert B after work and was hijacked into a van on the way. The van took them to an abandoned warehouse.

When the two experts came down, they saw a group of masked men.

One of the masked men, who was apparently the ringleader, said: "I invited two experts here today to buy some medicine from them. ”

Specialist B asked suspiciously, "Buy medicine?" Then you should go to the store, we don't make medicine." ”

The masked leader said: "At the Gene Summit Forum, Expert Jia's speech was impressive. Expert Jia mentioned some drugs that can change the gene sequence, and we want to buy some. ”

When Expert Jia heard this, he said righteously: "We are scientists, these drugs will harm society, we have our bottom line and conscience, and we can't give it to you." ”

The masked leader clapped his hands and exclaimed, "I admire your integrity very much, and I really admire you to be able to do this when your life is at stake." I can tell you the bottom line, I only use this drug to deal with one person, and it will not cause any harm to society. And I can give you five million, and each of you will get two and a half million. If you think about it, you can get so much money with just a few pills, and if you don't say it, who knows? Besides, if you don't agree, do you think you can walk through this gate?"

Expert Jia thought for a long time, weighed the balance between money and life, and finally nodded and agreed. He said: "Now there is no finished drug, the experimental medicine has been destroyed, and I can only make it on the spot." Give me three days, and I'll give you medicine in three days. ”

The masked leader nodded, motioned to his subordinates to bring over a box, opened it and pushed it in front of Expert Jia and said, "This is 2.5 million, which is the deposit for you first." Three days later you give us the medicine, and I will give you the remaining two and a half million. I hope you don't play tricks, or we can take your lives at any time. ”

The masked man sent the two experts back. After the two arrived at a safe place, Expert B nervously asked Expert Jia what to do. Expert Jia said calmly: "Don't worry, everything has me." ”

After three days of busy work at the Academy of Sciences, expert Jia gave the masked man a bag of medicine and said: "This kind of drug that changes the genetic sequence can make people excited and unable to sleep." Over time, it can lead to heart failure. Basically, after two months of clinical trials, people will not work. However, this drug is still immature and must be taken continuously once a day. This medicine is colorless and tasteless, you take one tablet every day and put it into the other person's drinking water or porridge, for two months in a row, the other party will definitely be finished. I'll give you three months' worth just to be on the safe side. Let's say okay first, I don't admit this account when I get out of this door. ”

The masked man took the medicine, handed the remaining 2.5 million yuan to Expert Jia, and said, "Don't worry, I won't go around preaching that buying medicine from you is harmful." ”

In the middle of the continent there was a large country called the Shang State. The emperor of the Shang Kingdom has been irritable lately because he has been suffering from insomnia for a week. I only slept for two hours a day, so I was very sleepy, but I just couldn't sleep.

The doctors tried their best to diagnose and treat, and they used blood routine, fluoroscopy, and suspensory pulse diagnosis, but they couldn't find out what was wrong. In the end, the imperial physicians came to the conclusion that the emperor had a nervous breakdown. The angry emperor smashed the inkstone on the table on the spot and scolded: "You are nervous, you are weak." ”

However, the imperial doctors had to listen to what they said, so the emperor had to take a lot of medicine for neurasthenia every day, but it was still useless.

The emperor's family was also heartbroken by this.

The queen has to go out of the palace every day to the temple to pray for the emperor's blessings, and ask for peace charms for the emperor. A lot of sesame oil money was donated, but the queen's own money had been used up, and she had to apply to the emperor for reimbursement. It is probably about 100,000 yuan to the emperor for every 10,000 spent.

Concubine Hui inquired around and finally found a way to invite a hypnotist from outside the palace. It is said that this hypnotic master is well-known overseas, and even performing a look on some variety shows can hypnotize people without the person in question knowing it. The hypnotist holds a pocket watch and dangles it in front of the emperor's face lying on a chaise longue. The emperor couldn't bear to be disturbed, but he couldn't bear to help Concubine Hui's kindness, so he pretended to be asleep and closed his eyes to recuperate. The hypnotic master called the emperor a few times, but when he saw that there was no response, he took out a piece of paper from his pocket and read it repeatedly: "The emperor's favorite is Concubine Hui, the emperor's favorite is Concubine Hui, the emperor wants to make Concubine Hui the queen, and the emperor wants to make Concubine Hui's son the crown prince...... After the hypnotist finished reading, he seemed to be unsatisfied, and continued to read: "The emperor wants to reward the hypnotic master with one million, and the emperor wants to subsidize the hypnotic master......" The emperor couldn't listen to it anymore, and got angry and kicked the hypnotic master out.

Concubine Shu told the emperor that according to her experience, turning in circles in place can make people dizzy, and then they will easily fall asleep due to vertigo. When the emperor heard this, he felt that it made sense, so he tried to turn in circles, but the more he turned, the more sober he became, and he didn't stop for more than an hour. The emperor was wondering whether to wait for the end of the year to perform for the ministers, and by the way, he encouraged the ministers to pay more attention to exercise.

Concubine Wen is an ethnic minority with a bold personality. In order to express his expectations for her, the emperor gave her the name Concubine Wen. Concubine Wen advised the emperor to drink more and fall asleep when he was drunk. So Concubine Wen and the emperor drank together. Not to mention, Concubine Wen really deserves to be a minority, and she has already drunk the emperor after a few laps. Drunk people have different states, and the emperor's state is that his head is particularly dizzy, and he feels like the world is spinning, but he is very awake and can't sleep. So the emperor spat twice from time to time, while lying on the bed dizzy.

The queen mother heard the old lady say that the emperor may have encountered something dirty. Then he gave a few examples of the villagers in the village. Someone just encountered something dirty, no matter how you look at it, it is not good, and then I asked the half-immortal to take a look, and it was all right at once. The Queen Mother felt very reasonable when she heard it. So I invited a real person from the thatched mountain ceiling to do it. The Emperor watched from the sidelines. Not to mention, this Taoist priest looks like a fairy, and the guy is also very professional. After the offering table was set up, after the ceiling real person cleaned his hands, he lit three incense sticks and inserted them into the incense burner. After that, he spat out the fire on each side of the candle, then picked up the whisk and waved it in prayer. The real people in the canopy danced with the dust whisk and sang a prayer song in their mouths. He sang like this: "The heavenly spirit is spiritual, the earth is spiritual, the Taishang Laojun is about to manifest his spirit, the heavenly spirit is spiritual, the earth is spiritual, and the queen mother is about to appear." The spirit of heaven and the spirit of the earth, the spirit of the old king, the spirit of the heavens, the spirit of the earth, the queen mother--you quickly manifest the spirit. After praying, the canopy man burned a dozen talismans and put them in a bowl and served them to the emperor. The emperor looked at the black rune water, and divided half a bowl for the real people in the canopy to drink first. The real person of the canopy is not a person who drags mud and water, and he takes the bowl and does it first as a respect. The emperor saw that there was no problem with the real person in the ceiling drinking it, and he also drank it. As soon as he put down the bowl, the emperor felt sick to his stomach and rushed into the toilet like a wild dog. As soon as the emperor squatted down, he felt a gust of wind in front of him, and when he looked sideways, the real person in the ceiling also squatted down. The emperor asked embarrassedly: "Tiancang real person, you are here too." The real person in the ceiling was not surprised, and it could be seen that he was a person who had experienced strong winds and waves, and he also smiled and said: "Yes, emperor, what a coincidence, you always have a lot of opportunities, and you also go to the toilet yourself." ”

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On this day, the emperor's younger brother, His Royal Highness Prince Gu Fengkuan, came to the palace to greet the queen mother, and came to see the imperial brother by the way. During this period, a large internal guard asked the emperor for half a day off, because his mother arranged for him to go on a blind date. When the emperor heard this, he became interested and wanted to follow him to join in the fun.