Ouchi's guards are the emperor's personal guards, and they usually get along well, so they don't speak so restrained. Ling Lingfa said: "Emperor, you haven't finished reading your documents yet." You see, you've accumulated two stacks of them. It's time to drag the ministers any longer. ”

Emperor Gu Fengyan said: "It's okay to hold meetings in the court, approve documents, and relax appropriately, combining work and rest." ”

Prince Gu Fengkuan said beside him: "Brother Huang, if it's convenient, I'll help you approve it, and I'll review it when you come back." ”

The emperor said, "It's all right, don't bother. Anyway, I can't sleep at night, and I'll come back at night to approve it. By the way, why don't you come with us to check it out? Blind date, I haven't seen it yet, go and have a good time. ”

The prince smiled unnaturally on his face and said, "I won't go, and I will go back to practice the guzheng." ”

The emperor remembered something and said: "Even, by the way, some time ago you said that you wanted to learn Guzheng, and you specifically asked the Guzheng master, the son of a nobleman, for advice, what kind of family is that person?"

The prince said: "It's the prince Gu Zhanlong, and he is also a relative of the emperor, but the relationship is relatively distant." He's ......"

The emperor waved his hand and said, "Forget it, needless to say, my memory is not good during this time, and I can't remember what you said." When you were a child, you loved music, and I really envy you for being able to pursue what you like. ”

The prince said, "Brother Huang is laughing again. As the king of a country, you must pay attention to your words and deeds. ”

The emperor said, "Isn't this our brother talking, not paying so much attention." ”

Zero Hair drove the emperor and two bodyguards, a man and a woman, to the blind date. The male bodyguard is called Yu Ninglang, and the female bodyguard is called Lin Yaling. There were also several hidden bodyguard cars scattered around the sporadic car to protect them.

The blind date was in a square not far from his residence. Ling Lingfa parked the car in the roadside parking space and said to the emperor: "Emperor, look at it, don't scare my blind date." ”

Gu Fengyan said: "I know the measure, I just look at it from a distance, and it won't disturb you." ”

Ling Lingfa opened his mobile phone and looked at the photos of the blind date, and walked towards the square, looking for it as he walked. The emperor followed from a distance with male and female bodyguards, chatting with male and female bodyguards as he walked.

The emperor said: "I have stayed in the palace for too long, and I usually only walk around the imperial garden, although it is chic, but I am tired of seeing it after a long time." It's a different experience to occasionally walk down the park and see the hustle and bustle of the world. You say no. ”

The bodyguards said yes. The emperor heard that the voices of the two were a little perfunctory, and turned his head to look, only to see the female bodyguard Lin Yaling looking around vigilantly, and the male bodyguard Yu Ning couldn't stop gesturing to some corners. Looking further into the distance, some people in civilian costumes were wandering in the distance, but from time to time they looked towards themselves.

The emperor sighed with emotion: "It seems that you can't come often, it's too hard for the people and money." ”

However, the emperor didn't say anything more, after all, it was their job to protect themselves: "Don't follow behind, walk side by side." ”

"Weichen didn't dare. The male and female bodyguards replied with a slight bow.

"It's all side-by-side outside, isn't it too conspicuous for you to follow me. Is this a gang trip or a bigwig inspection? Aren't I just curious, watching a blind date, as for being so serious? It's okay, the ministers don't know if they won't blame you. I'll take care of something. ”

The male and female bodyguards walked side by side with the emperor, but they were still slightly slower.

At this time, Zero Zero Hair had already met with the subject. The two said a few words casually, then found a park chair and sat down to continue chatting.

The emperor watched from a distance, and saw that the object was quite clear-eyed, and the two chatted quite speculatively, and after watching the freshness for a while, he felt a little bored, so he continued to visit the park with two bodyguards.

The emperor was also very curious about everything in the park. I saw some wielding a long whip with a deafening sound; some holding a wheel that would turn twice for a while, and then reversing it twice at a time; looking up, I saw that there were a few small dots in the sky, which turned out to be flying kites; there were those who danced square dances with songs; and there were also those who practiced tai chi and played table tennis.

The emperor walked around the path of the square, and when he came to a small platform, he saw that everyone was in a small circle and did not know what they were looking at, so he went up to watch. The bodyguards hurriedly followed.

I saw an old man in the circle holding a mop and writing. This mop is an ordinary rubber wool absorbent mop sold on the market for more than ten yuan, and the mop head is a horizontal bar shape. The old man took the mop and waved it, and the head of the mop was picked in a certain direction, and the tip of the stroke came out; The old man wrote a seven-character quatrain in Song style, which looked like it was printed in a book.

The crowd applauded. The old man was also very happy to hear everyone's applause, and reported to everyone and said, "Since everyone is so face-saving, I will perform another trick." ”

As he spoke, the old man took another tool from the side, a large sponge-headed brush. The emperor looked strange and whispered to the male bodyguard: "The head of this brush is also quite strange, it is a little different from the hairy head of ordinary brushes. ”

The male bodyguard Yu Ninglang explained: "This kind of brush is specially used for writing with water in the square, and the front end is a large sponge, which is sold on the Tengu Internet. ”

I saw the old man holding a big brush to write a decent traditional "dragon" character, after writing the last vertical fold hook to lift up the brush suddenly flung the brush, the water of the brush splashed out, forming a fan composed of many scattered water droplets, just like a dragon tail. This dragon tail replaces the dragon's closing hook, covering half of the traditional Chinese character "dragon". The old man said with a smile: "This is what I usually came up with when I was practicing calligraphy, and I got inspiration after seeing the water droplets splashing out. I gave it a name 'Dragon Tail Swing'. ”

The emperor exclaimed: "Sure enough, a good idea, I vaguely remember that there was a lecturer in the Royal Academy who also had a similar idea, which was to turn the pen of the dragon character into a dragon's head, but it seems that the meaning of deliberate carving is too obvious, but this 'dragon swing tail' only relies on a flick of the pen, the dragon tail is lifelike, and the word is natural, not bad." I'm going to ask for a souvenir. ”

The female bodyguard Lin Yaling hurriedly stopped her and said softly, "Boss, don't." It's not appropriate for you to ask for words. If you really like it, why don't I ask you to take it and enjoy it. ”

The emperor thought for a while and said, "What you think about also makes sense, then you can go." Be kind to each other, and don't use power to oppress others. After saying that, he took the bodyguard man and continued to walk along the path.

After walking for a while, the emperor felt a little tired, found a bench and sat down, and said to the male bodyguard: "Sit down and rest for a while, and wait for Lin Yaling by the way." You can sit down too. ”

"Weichen didn't dare. The male bodyguard replied in fear.

The emperor said: "How can there be so much attention, besides, if I sit and you stand, others look at it." ”

The male bodyguard sat down next to the emperor, but he only dared to touch half of his buttocks on the stool, pressed his hands on his knees, and sat upright. The emperor looked at him and felt uncomfortable for him, and said, "Don't be so nervous, relax." ”

The male bodyguard said yes, but he was more nervous.

The emperor smiled and said no more, and gently looked around the surrounding environment, admiring the peaceful environment under his rule, which seemed to be a good experience.

The male bodyguard also looked around nervously, and when he saw the bodyguards in the dark scattering around, he also exhaled softly.

Suddenly, the emperor shook slightly, lost his balance, and fell in the direction of the male bodyguard's arms. The male bodyguard hurriedly hugged the emperor, nervously probed the emperor's snort, breathed steadily, saw that the emperor was calm, there was no painful look, and there were no injuries and blood stains on his body, as if he was asleep.

The male bodyguard Yu Ninglang looked around and saw that some of the bodyguards had already run to this side, and the other part had already guarded the surroundings, scanning the source of danger. The male bodyguard made a safe gesture, and the bodyguards who came to him stopped, and then continued to wander on guard, but closer to the emperor.

The male bodyguard gestured again, and secretly a bodyguard who was proficient in medical skills, let's call it a medical doctor, trotted over. The male bodyguard asked the medical staff to check it. The medical dart looked at the emperor's state, gently checked the emperor's pulse, and said: "There is no external injury, no signs of poisoning, I should be asleep." ”

Only then did the male bodyguard put his mind at ease and asked the medical bodyguard to find a stool not far away to sit down, pretending to be a resting tourist, always paying attention to the situation here.

After a while, the female bodyguard came over, and when she saw the situation, she eagerly asked what was going on.

The male bodyguard hurriedly explained: "Be quiet, the emperor is asleep, let the medical dart check it, no problem." ”

The female bodyguard Lin Yaling's eyes suddenly moistened, and she said softly: "The emperor is too tired, he has meetings during the day and stays up late at night to correct documents, and he doesn't have a good rest." It's too noisy here, do you want to clear it?"

The male bodyguard thought about it for a while, and also replied softly: "Forget it, it's not good if the movement is too big." In case of a riot, it is easy to wake up the emperor. ”

The male bodyguard saw the rice paper roll in the female bodyguard's hand and asked, "The word is coming, is it going well?" ”

The female bodyguard pouted and said, "It's going well, three hundred." ”

The male bodyguard sneered and said, "Pen, ink, paper, and inkstone also cost money, do others also want to live." ”

The female bodyguard snorted a few times, and then said: "What I am most concerned about now is that without an invoice, the three hundred can be reimbursed." ”

"Buy things for the emperor, don't always think about how to reimburse. Someone else can't afford to spend it. ”

The female bodyguard was not happy when she heard this, but she suddenly thought of something, and asked with a smile: "Last time, Niangniang provincial, I heard that you accompanied the escort and reimbursed the 30,000 yuan of souvenirs you bought?"

The male bodyguard suddenly felt messy, and said with a sad face: "It's heartbroken, Lao Tie." ”