Chapter 4 Happy Fight Landlord also has one
"What is Hanakiri?" asked Xiaolan.
"Flower cut, it's fancy shuffling playing cards. Just like the cards that do magic and start playing, the cards are made into various shapes. For example, open a fan, use a certain place as a fulcrum, and then spread the card as a fulcrum, taking on a circular or fan-shaped shape. ”
"This is good, you don't need to bring a fan when you go out, just bring a pair of poker. Xiaolan smiled.
"Don't interrupt, Brother Zhibao continued. Xiaohong interrupted.
"There are also the more common cut cards and exhibition cards. Showing cards is to put the poker in a specific shape, and cutting cards is to divide the cards into several segments, and then carry out regular shuffling and reorganization sequences. When the display card is combined with the cutting card skill, the cut is combined with the exhibition, the cutting is combined, and the playing cards dance between the fingers, it becomes a very cool art. Brother Zhibao said and took a few more cards, and then the fingers of both hands cooperated to make a gesture of displaying the cards.
Qi Binxuan saw it and hurriedly said be careful. But it was too late, only to hear Brother Zhibao scream, and a few playing cards fell to the ground. Everyone looked and saw that Brother Zhibao had two fingers cut out of each of them, and blood was oozing out.
Xiaohong hurriedly said, "Hurry up and bandage it." Little boss, hurry up and get the medicine kit. ”
"I still have a medical kit here?"
Xiaolan hurriedly ran to the counter, rummaged through a small cabinet, and said as she rummaged, "Tell him that it's better for us to find it ourselves." Well, found it. ”
Xiaolan took it and opened the medicine box, Qi Binxuan looked at it, and the contents were quite complete. Waiting for everyone to put a band-aid on Brother Zhibao's anti-poisoning, Brother Zhibao picked up the metal card that fell on the ground and looked at it carefully. I saw that this card is angular, and the four corners of ordinary playing cards are arc-shaped to prevent injury to the hand, but this card is right-angled. And the edge of this card is extremely sharp, like a knife blade, the overall playing card is thick in the middle of the edge is thin, but from a distance of about a centimeter from the card to gradually thin, so do not pay attention to the can not see. At the beginning, when everyone took the cards, they just pinched the cards, and it was fine, but just now when Brother Zhibao did the card display, his hands were unconsciously used a little hard, and the depreciation was drawn.
Qi Binxuan took the card and said apologetically: "I forgot to remind you that this card is sharper." ”
Brother Zhibao said: "It's okay, I'm not careful." But this card is so sharp, when you cut the card to show the card, it's really like dancing on the tip of a knife, it seems that you have put in a lot of effort. ”
"I didn't say I wanted to cut the cards. ”
"Huh? What about ......you?"
"You didn't finish talking just now, there is another common way to play the flower cut that you forgot? Saying that, Qi Binxuan asked, "Are there any plastic bottles, cans or anything?"
And they said no. Then Qi Binxuan was going to the counter to find a drink.
"Don't look for it, your tea house doesn't sell drinks. Blue shouted.
"Why, they all sell snacks, why don't they sell drinks?"
"Because the old boss said that the tea house must have the appearance of a tea house, and it cannot sell drinks other than tea. Said that this was his last insistence. Xiaolan explained, and at the same time added: "But since the little boss is in charge now, I think you can't add some drinks, just drink tea is a little tired." And you only have one kind of tea, why do you say you sell one kind of tea and make so many jars?"
Qi Binxuan thought about it, his father's refusal to sell drinks must be for fear of affecting tea sales. As for what are so many jars, eldest sister, two hundred pounds, can one jar fit? In response to Xiaolan's request to increase drinks, Qi Bin said righteously: "Since this is my father's request, then I must abide by it." However, I can add some varieties of tea at the right time. "Of course, the right time is when the two hundred catties of tea are about to be drunk.
He couldn't find a drink bottle or can, so Qi Binxuan took out three packs of snacks from the counter, then put the stool on the wall, and then put the snacks on it.
Qi Binxuan asked everyone to step back, then stood about ten meters away from the stool, took out a playing card, and clamped the middle finger and ring finger of his right hand with a slight curvature. Then with a twist of the waist, and at the same time a flick of the wrist, the playing cards flew out, only to hear the "pop", the bag of snacks exploded, and most of the potato chips inside were scattered. After that, Qi Binxuan concocted it according to the law and shot two more packs of snacks.
The four women clapped their hands, and Xiaolan ran forward to take three packets of snacks, distributed them to everyone, and said, "Don't waste it." At the same time, he said to Qi Binxuan: "You have invited this." ”
Brother Zhibao was stunned beside him, and he didn't come back to his senses for a long time, when suddenly he shouted at Qi Binxuan: "I don't read much, don't lie to me." Shooting cards is the action of ejecting a single card or several cards into the air and then catching them by means or by using the elasticity of the card itself. Anyway, I finally figured it out, no wonder your cards are so sharp, and you just use it as a hidden weapon. ”
Qi Bin said happily: "Don't be so serious." Although I'm not shooting cards, I also have a name called flying cards. Isn't it just one word missing? ”
"Nonsense, one word is missing, one is finger extreme sports, and the other has become a hidden weapon. Can this be the same? ”
Xiaolan said at this time: "Don't be so serious, you surrendered just now, this should be regarded as a gift." Watching a show in vain, you still pick and choose what. Here, have some fries. But you have to buy a pot of tea, you lose this game. ”
"Don't be, I'll ask for this pot. Qi Bin said hurriedly.
Xiaolan stopped Qi Binxuan: "No, I am willing to gamble and lose, this is the principle." Today we are just watching you knock the guests down one by one. ”
Brother Zhibao took out his wallet and took the money, and muttered while taking it: "I didn't say I wouldn't pay, I just felt awkward. ”
When Qi Bin Xuan went to make tea, Xiaolan patted Brother Zhibao on the shoulder and said, "Brother Zhibao is really powerful, he came so fast." ”
Brother Zhibao was confused and asked, "What's powerful?"
"Didn't you get the notice and smash the field?"
"What's the notice? I'm shopping nearby, and when I'm tired of walking, I bring my girlfriend to rest, and by the way, let her also come to see the rules of this tea house. ”
Xiaolan said with a wicked smile on his face at this time: "Then you are here today, sit down and drink tea, I guarantee that you will never regret it today." ”
"Why didn't I understand?"
"You turn on your phone and take a look. Xiaolan said with a grin.
Brother Zhibao took out his mobile phone and looked at it, and then whispered: "I'll take it, you really don't think it's a big deal." Dare to do this, aren't you afraid that the little boss won't play with you when he sees the picker?"
"Don't worry, when we first came, he didn't even know the rule of 'shaking the boss to drink tea for free', and I guess he was definitely not in the group. ”
"Okay, Sister Zhuanpen, hurry up and sit down, let's not leave here today. It's been a long time since I've seen such an interesting hilarity. Saying that, Brother Zhibao pulled Sister Zhuan Pen, and chose a good position to sit down.
After half an hour, no one came, and the three sisters of Red, Yellow and Blue began to study silently there, and Brother Zhibao and Sister Zhuan Pen were playing with their mobile phones and chatting with each other from time to time.
Qi Binxuan added water to the two tables, and then asked, "Is there no one in my tea house?"
Brother Zhibao said: "Yes, how can there be ...... now?"
Before he could finish speaking, he was interrupted by Xiaolan: "Why is there no one." Isn't it still time to get to the bustle, they have just had breakfast and haven't gone out yet. Generally, it will be up to ten o'clock. It was more lively in the afternoon and evening. ”
"Really?" Qi Binxuan was suspicious, looked at the cans of tea, and said in his heart that if this is the case, why hasn't this tea been sold out yet. Could it be that Dad is usually too stingy and puts a few leaves in a pot of tea?
Qi Binxuan was bored, took out his mobile phone, and then found that he was not connected to WiFi, and asked, "Do you know what the wifi password of my store is?"
Xiao Huang said: "It's one or two......"
Xiaolan interjected: "By the way, little boss, what did you do before? Come on, sit here and let's chat." At the same time, he secretly kicked Xiaohong. I was afraid that Qi Binxuan would see the information of the chat group on the Internet.
Xiaohong also hurriedly said: "Yes, what kind of mobile phone are you playing, it's rare to meet together, let's talk casually." As he spoke, he pushed away his notebook. At the same time, he beckoned Brother Zhibao to sit down.
At this time, the door opened, and another person came in, only to see that this person was more delicate, and he was dressed more formally, wearing a white short-sleeved shirt on his shirt, and his pants were more formal dark blue plate pants, and there were black leather shoes on his feet. After this person came, he looked around first, and nodded slightly when he saw Xiaolan's table. Xiaolan took a deep breath when she saw the person coming, and finally coped with it.
Qi Binxuan was walking out of the counter and was about to chat with a few people, when he saw someone coming, he hurriedly greeted him. "What do you want to drink?"
The person was stunned for a moment: "What to drink? Isn't our tea house only Tieguanyin? Now there are new products?"
Qi Binxuan slapped himself in the mouth, and then said: "Look at my memory, okay, you come to the pot Tieguanyin?"
"This one is not busy first, you can take a look at this first. The person said and took out his phone and opened a video. Qi Bin swept his eyes, and sure enough, Xiaolan started the video mode again.
Qi Binxuan watched this video, and saw a fashionably dressed woman standing in an underground garage, with both hands posing for a moment with a gesture of six, and a gesture of eight for a while, with a strong sense of rhythm "Don't go, don't go, I'm afraid", her hands danced, her body also swayed, and occasionally stroked her scattered hair.
Qi Binxuan looked inexplicably and asked, "Why are you letting me watch this?"
The person explained: "That's right, this video is a short video of Internet celebrities in the vibrato of a popular software, and it is estimated that there are tens of millions of views." ”
Qi Binxuan glanced at the suspended video again, and said: "Now people's aesthetics are very unique." Judging by what you're wearing, you're a rather old-fashioned person, do you like this style?"
He said, "We are not going to discuss aesthetics now. I'm a voice actor, and I'm showing you this video just to illustrate a small assertion that I found. How about you objectively evaluate the dance moves in this video?"
Qi Bin said in his heart, is this a dance? If I want to say something good, the three sisters of red, yellow and blue next to me will beat me to death. So I had to say perfunctorily: "She danced, well, and it was quite in tune." In other words, this can be regarded as a four-two beat. ”
Then he said, "Well, I will tell you what I have to say, and you will hear it clearly." My judgment is that background music is very important!" said the man who turned on the mute, played the video again, and at the same time gave background music on his lips: "I have a big sale for clearance, there is no bargaining, the whole audience sells two yuan, and everything you pick and take is two yuan." "It's rare that every sentence is in four or two beats, and it's in tune with the dance.
Brother Zhibao was drinking tea, and he burst out laughing at the time. The Hanfu beauty turns the pen, and the sister is still so reserved, and she is also smiling. As for the red, yellow and blue, they can't even be seen.
Qi Bin laughed: "Ah, I understand, you just show me a joke." Yes, yes, I asked for this pot of tea. ”
"No, no, no. Xiaolan couldn't help laughing, and hurriedly interrupted: "We are not convinced, the performance of the two of us just now is much more complicated than this." How can you let him pass so easily. Didn't you just say a few words, how shocking. ”
Qi Bin smiled and said, "Before you say this, can you wipe off the potato chip residue that came out of your nose with laughter." ”
Xiaolan was busy wiping her face, and asked the person next to her if she had wiped it clean. At the same time, he reluctantly said, "No, no, you have to refute it." This one is too simple. ”
"Eldest sister, this is a creative idea, how can you let me dismiss it?"
"No, we're not convinced. ”
"Okay, okay, you let me think. Qi Binxuan said helplessly.
After thinking about it for about two minutes, Qi Binxuan said yes. Then he borrowed someone's mobile phone and said, "Now let's start doing the eighth set of radio gymnastics." Saying that, he clicked on the video, and with the dancing of the woman in the video, Qi Binxuan said: "One-two-three-four, two-two-three-four, three-two-three-four, four-two-three-stop." "What is rare is that the beat of this broadcast gymnastics is also four or two beats, and the women's dancing is also very suitable.
The three sisters of red, yellow and blue and Brother Zhibao turned their pens and laughed again. The person next to him also laughed and said, "This video has been played badly, and I can't watch it in the future." Okay, I'm losing, buy a pot of tea to drink. Just put it on their table for me. Let's get together at a table and talk. ”
"Okay, you wait. ”
When the newcomer sat down, Xiaolan leaned in and whispered, "Brother Desert, the quality of your work this time is a little poor." ”
"No way, time is too tight. I saw the summoning order come and came, and this is still what I am pondering on the road. It would be nice to have one. Anyway, it's okay for you to toss the boss like this. ”
"We are taking care of his business, what can we do? Xiaolan said weakly, and then said, "Why do you want to come when you don't feel good?"
"I'm just here for tea, and it has nothing to do with your summoning order. ”
"Hmph, old fritter. ”
Qi Binxuan brought the tea, and Xiaolan hurriedly introduced him: "Little boss, this is a celebrity, do you know who he is?"
After looking the person up and down, Qi Binxuan said, "I'm sorry, I really didn't recognize it." ”
Xiaolan smiled, patted the person and said, "Brother Desert, let's take a while." ”
The man named Brother Desert made a helpless gesture, obviously being tossed many times, and then said: "Call the landlord, rob the landlord, if you can't afford it, eight to nine, three with one." ”
"Happy Fight Landlord?" Qi Binxuan finally understood: "Just now you said that you are a voice actor, it turns out that Happy Fight Landlord is your dubbing voice." ”
"Hey, hey, I'm smiling. ”
"Why did you say you tossed so much just now, and directly said that the dubbed landlord was fighting, didn't I give you a waiver directly?"
"Well, I've used it this way the first time I've been here. ”
The crowd laughed again.