Chapter 5 There must be a reason for something that goes wrong
At this time, the door was pushed open again, and a very temperamental beauty entered.
Xiaolan saw someone coming, and immediately jumped up and greeted: "Sister Raven, here." ”
The woman named Raven walked straight to Xiaolan's table: "Coincidentally, you are also here." By the way, where is the boss? Why didn't you see it?"
Xiaolan pointed at Qi Binxuan and said, "This is the little boss, and now he has taken over." ”
Raven looked at the little boss and said, "Old rules, I'll tell you about my own experience." I'm a god, I'm not a public official, and this year, the inspection superiors sent a crow god, that is, a crow, to check. I attach great importance to this inspection, because it is related to my advanced assessment. I prepared a fruit bowl and snacks. Who knew that this crow would be full after eating only three melon seeds. I thought about it, this is not good, just eat such a little, this is poor hospitality. So the fourth melon seed, I used chopsticks to smash it into him. I think I'm going to be very attentive and I'll be able to get the top of the list this year. ”
Qi Bin was confused when he heard it, but he couldn't help but laugh when he heard "The fourth melon seed, I just used chopsticks to slam it in". After listening to the raven, Qi Binxuan asked, "Are you telling me a joke? Yes, very creative." ”
Raven said, "No, I'm reasoning with you. Do you think I can be rated as advanced?"
"Eighty percent can't. The cow doesn't drink water and presses its head strongly, if you force the leader so much, can people take care of you. You're too much, aren't you? Qi Binxuan thought for a while and said.
Raven nodded and said, "Well, you have a point. Then let me ask you again, when the leader inspected, in order to match the leader, he persuaded the wine on the table one by one, and it was useless for people to excuse himself, and it was a tongue twister for the wine order, and it was a hard pour for the leader to say that he knew his relatives, and the leader who drank it was uncomfortable to vomit wine, and even was hospitalized with stomach bleeding and high blood pressure. With such enthusiasm and such thoughtful care, do you say that the leader will give the advanced. ”
Qi Bin smiled and said, "It turns out that the meaning of Sister Raven is here." What you say makes a lot of sense, and that's a lot of things. Okay, that's over, I'll go make tea. ”
Xiaolan hurriedly said: "No, no, no......"
Qi Binxuan didn't wait for her to finish speaking: "I said Miss, this is a life insight, how can you let me refute it." ”
"She has a feeling, but you don't? You can just say a big reason, it's not fair. Xiaolan shouted, and at the same time turned to the raven and said, "Sister raven, I'm going to talk about things, not against you." As he spoke, while Qi Bin was not paying attention, he winked mischievously at the raven.
Raven smiled generously and did not speak.
Qi Binxuan said helplessly: "Then I'll think about it again." ”
After a few minutes, Qi Binxuan said: "I can't think of it, forget it, I'll go make tea." ”
Xiaolan was just about to speak, Qi Bin begged for mercy: "I'm just selling tea, it's not appropriate for you to toss like this." You said that I am my own boss, and I want you to come to the interview, is it so difficult to start my own business these days?"
Everyone laughed. Xiaolan also felt that it was a little inappropriate for Qi Binxuan to pick it up, so she said: "Otherwise, you can take it after that, and we will help you deal with it if you can't deal with it." We must achieve our goal of exterminating everyone today. ”
Qi Bin smiled and said, "Of course it's okay." This is long overdue. Then this, life perception plus nonsensical humorous little story, who will take it?"
"Cut, what's so rare about this?" Xiaolan first despised Qi Binxuan, and then said to the raven: "Once I went to school, I took the train. At that time, there were many people, and I didn't buy a hard seat, but I bought a standing ticket. Where I stood, there was an old lady who was idle and bored, playing upgrades with the people next to her, but one of the four people sitting there couldn't play. After asking me about it, the old lady greeted me warmly to play with me, and squeezed my neighbor's seat to sit down. So I played poker with the old lady and they all the way, and I sat all the way. ”
Speaking of this, Xiao Lan paused for a moment, then looked around, and then said arrogantly: "From this incident, it can be seen how important it is to master a technique when you are away from home." ”
"Poof-" Brother Zhibao was drinking water, and when he heard it all squirting out, he clutched his stomach and laughed without any image. And the crowd was overjoyed.
Raven smiled and said, "Then I'll have a pot of tea." ”
While the little boss went to pour tea, Xiaolan pulled the raven to sit down and asked, "God Raven, what have you been busy with lately?"
"Recently, I was working on a new novel, and the previous paragraph was a detail in the novel, but there were still some parts of the outline that had not been thought out clearly, and it was a bit stuck. If you don't see your summoning order, come and take a look, just relax, and see what inspiration you have. ”
"You're going to feel like you're going to make it worth. ”
Then a young man entered, dressed in sportswear and carrying a large backpack. The person who came said to Qi Binxuan: "What I want to show you is dart skills." ”
As he spoke, he took out a dartboard from his backpack and fastened it to the wall with a stool or other object. This dartboard is the ordinary ten-ring board, the final heart ten rings, the outermost ring. The visitor took out a dart and stood at a distance of two and a half meters from the target.
"Now it's time to throw darts, and the challenge is to have 10 97 rings and above," he said, pinching the dart close to the tail with his right thumb and index finger, pressing the dart needle with his ring finger, and throwing it with the strength of his forearm, only to see that the dart hit the ten rings.
The crowd applauded. Brother Zhibao was busy: "Be quiet, wait until you finish throwing and then applaud, don't disturb the athletes." ”
After that, the young man concocted it according to the law and threw it nine more times, and the final score was 98 rings. Only then did the crowd applaud.
This time, Qi Binxuan didn't wait for Xiaolan to speak, so he took the initiative to say: "This is okay, but I can only say that it didn't shock me." ”
The young man smiled: "This is indeed a job where practice makes perfect, but it takes time to exercise, if you can throw more than 93 rings, I will admit defeat." ”
Qi Binxuan said: "I haven't played darts much, so I'll replace them with something else." Saying that, Qi Binxuan touched his waist.
At this time, Xiaolan shouted again: "You can't use playing cards." ”
Qi Bin was speechless and said, "Why?"
"Because you've just used it, you can't perform the same skill twice. ”
"You're a bit of a strong man, if there are two more darts in a while, what do you think I'll do. ”
"Don't worry, let's shoot the darts again and pass it directly. ”
Qi Binxuan thought for a while and said, "Okay, then lend me the darts." ”
After Qi Binxuan took the dart, he took off the tail fin behind him. The young man warns that this is unstable. Qi Bin smiled and didn't answer, then held the dart in his right hand, the dart shaft was stuck between the index finger and middle finger, the tip of the dart was facing outward, and the thumb pressed the dart shaft. Finally, the arms are raised straight up and stand sideways. As Qi Bin twisted his waist, his arm was thrown straight down, and when he was almost close to the level, he released his thumb and threw the dart out, hitting the bull's-eye.
After that, Qi Binxuan repeated it nine more times, and happened to get 93 rings. The young man arched his hand and said with a smile: "I can still have this accuracy when using darts as flying needles, admire." ”
Qi Bin said a few words of modesty, and said in his heart What is my little bit of Taoism, my comrade-in-arms who can challenge the Tang family, that secret weapon is what makes it superb.
After that, many people came, some were defeated by Qi Binxuan, and some were defeated by the onlookers. The onlookers looked very excited, and when they heard the door, they looked at the door with expectant eyes, wanting to see what kind of surprise there would be. Qi Binxuan was very numb, and he didn't seem to be interested, he should have been physically and mentally exhausted by one challenge after another. Whenever a person stood in front of him, he looked at each other blankly, waiting for the other party to come up with a question. There was even a joke. The two people who really came to drink tea said that after telling him to come to the pot of tea, Qi Bin agreed, but he still looked at each other in a daze, until the other party said it three or four times and asked him why he didn't pour the tea, he asked, "You don't perform a show?" and caused a burst of laughter.
More and more people came, and when they couldn't sit down, some people walked around with cups and chatted with people, and they were stunned to make the taste of a buffet banquet.
When the meal was served, seeing that the people were still not leaving, Qi Binxuan asked again Are you not hungry? Xiaolan said, afraid of missing the show, so endure it.
"I don't sell food in this teahouse, right?" Qi Bin asked weakly.
"No, your dad insisted that the teahouse can't be opened as a restaurant. However, it seems that there are boxes of instant noodles. It is said that the reason is that Internet cafes can also sell instant noodles. Xiaolan replied, and at the same time said, "Why don't you order some takeout for us?"
Qi Binxuan looked at the number of people, thought about the difficulty of statistics, and finally said: "You can order what you want to eat, and finally clean up the table by yourself." ”
So everyone ordered takeout and dinner at the tea house in an uproar.
At ten o'clock in the evening, everyone saw that there was no more excitement, and the tea house was about to close, so it slowly dispersed, and at the same time made an appointment to meet again when they were free.
Qi Binxuan simply cleaned up the house, locked the door and walked home slowly. When I got home, I saw my father sitting on the sofa reading a biography.
Father Qi saw Qi Bin coming back, put down the book in his hand, showed a meaningful smile, and said, "I'm in a good mood today." ”
"Well, it's okay. Qi Binxuan didn't know how to answer, so he dealt with it casually. I can't say that I played with a group of unobtrusive young people for a day, after all, my father is a veteran, and the painting style is wrong, don't scare the old man.
"Young people, you have to be a little energetic. Who can have no setbacks in life, the previous things are over, and we must look forward. It's not early, you also rest early, remember to open the door tomorrow, it's okay to be early or late, anyway, it's good to be happy. ”
Qi Binxuan felt his nose sour when he heard this. I have the impression that my father is a very rigid person, and he has been very strict with himself since he was a child, which may be related to his military style. The concept of time is particularly strict, which can be seen from the fact that I have never been late for school. But such an old-fashioned person would say that it doesn't matter if it's early or late, it seems that what happened to him is also very uncomfortable. The usually strict father, this inadvertent trace of gentleness made Qi Binxuan's heart sour, his eyes were a little moist, and he said hoarsely: "Okay, then I'll go to sleep first." Qi Binxuan didn't want his father to see his weakness.
When Qi Binxuan finished washing up and was about to go to bed, his mobile phone rang. Qi Binxuan looked at the caller ID, it was his own sister Qi Qiongwen. Qi Qiongwen just started college this year, and it is also one of the famous four academies of the Great Song Dynasty, Songyang Academy. When Qi Bin was discharged from the army, Qi Qiongwen wanted to go home to see him, but he refused. He had just entered college and had a heavy academic load, and he didn't want his sister to be distracted, and there were some things he didn't want her to know.
As soon as Qi Binxuan answered his sister's phone, he heard his sister's cheerful voice: "Brother, you have a great time today." ”
In this regard, Qi Binxuan was very helpless when he first arrived, because his sister's personality has always been very jumpy, and it is useless to persuade him often. "You are now a student of Songyang Academy, so you should pay attention to your image. Besides, what does it mean to have a good time?"
"Okay, got it, I'll pay attention to it later. ”
Qi Bin thought that it was still the same old thing, so he agreed first, and then he said, I don't know if it will change in the future.
My sister continued: "Playing well means that you have a lot of fun today, very high-end, atmospheric, and high-grade." ”
Qi Binxuan asked suspiciously, "What am I playing?"
"You still don't admit it, I've watched all the videos. By the way, I forgot that you are not in the group, and I will pull you into the group in a while, and you can look at the shared files. With that, he hung up the phone.
It didn't take long for Qi Binxuan to be pulled into a chat group called Maker Tea Club, and he saw that his sister turned out to be the group leader. Qi Binxuan opened the folder and looked at it, only to see that there were thirty or forty videos shared today, most of which were shared by a colorful blue.
Qi Binxuan opened one, and a man was playing inside, shouting "Cha Cha one, two, three" in his mouth, and then dancing Cha Cha there.
Qi Bin covered his face speechlessly, and then opened another one, and a woman with a bit of Erha temperament inside said while gesturing: "...... I thought about it, this is not good, just eat such a little, this is poor hospitality. So the fourth melon seed, I used chopsticks to smash it into him. ……”
Qi Binxuan probably looked at the release time and number, and all the performances today should be in it.
At this time, a message popped up, which was a screenshot of the message in the group sent to him by his sister.
I saw that the beginning was a message with colorful blue hair:
Emergency Summoning Order
Brothers and sisters of the Maker Tea Society, today there is a new little boss in the Tea Society. This little boss is very arrogant, and threatens that our talents are scum before, and we must strictly control and ensure quality in the future, and resolutely cannot let substandard products pass the test in confusion. Free tea is a small matter, but honor and dignity are a big matter. Brothers and sisters, our three sisters of red, yellow and blue have fallen on the way to defend the name of the maker, and now we urgently call you to avenge us, today we must take this fortress, trample the little boss under our feet, and make him pay the price for his shallow vision. Brothers and sisters, we are waiting for your support at the sidelines.
This was followed by a bunch of gibble in response.
For example, a man named Raven 12345 replied: "If such a mortal man dares to despise me and other gods, I will let him know what it means to be angry with the gods and miserable for the living." ”
For example, a screen name called A Fire in the Desert says, "Received, support will arrive immediately." Today, we must fight the boss, fight the landlord, fight wits and fight bravely. ”
Qi Binxuan looked at the screenshots of the chat, and suddenly saw a thumbs-up expression from a guy named Dunhou Honest Shopkeeper.
Qi Binxuan sent a message to ask Qi Qiongwen: "Who is this honest and honest store owner?"
Qi Qiongwen replied in seconds: "The one who dares to call himself the boss in the chat group of the Maker Tea Club must be our father." You see, I only dare to call the young and beautiful shop junior. ”
Qi Binxuan remembered his father's intriguing smile, and finally reacted to what was going on, and couldn't help but hide his face and sigh again.
Later, in the chat with his sister, Qi Binxuan learned that when his sister was helping in the store during the winter and summer vacations, he established this chat group to facilitate publicity and communication with regular customers in the store. After that, all the customers who got the "Shock Boss" free tea qualification also joined the chat group. After two years of operation, this chat group has five or six hundred people.
Qi Binxuan also changed his name in the chat group to the owner of the small shopkeeper of Wenwu Shuangquan. When he was lying on the bed, he couldn't sleep with his hands on his pillows. Thinking about everything that happened today, it feels quite interesting, and it seems to be a good memory. So I turned over and got up again, opened my laptop, logged on to the chat account, and downloaded all today's videos. At the same time, on a piece of sticky note, he wrote down the contents of the camera, color printer, photographic paper, etc. After that, I went to bed again.
What Qi Binxuan didn't know was that after a two-day stop, a replica of the "Pure Land of Bliss" dance appeared on the popular video website Station B. While the three women were dancing, one of them always held a dish plate and raised it to the top of their heads, just like three cheerful elves preparing to serve food in the restaurant, which had a different kind of beauty. The dance attracted widespread attention from netizens, so the Pure Land of Bliss once again captured Station B.