On this day, Feng Siyu trembled and told Qi Bin that his bathroom seemed to be haunted.

Qi Bin smiled and said, "Just kidding, how can there be ghosts in this world? Yes, according to my understanding, it is just a kind of life form that has not been discovered by existing science." Don't be so afraid. ”

Feng Siyu defended: "Really, really, I went to the bathroom these nights, and I heard a crackling sound, but I just couldn't find the source of the sound." ”

"Is it the sound of the upstairs water at night, the sewer pipe? ”

"No, I can't make out the sound of the water? It's not the same as the sound of water. Not only me, but Feng Hao also heard it several times. But this kid is ignorant, fearless, and does not know to be afraid. ”

"Could that be the sound of some electrical appliance? Not to mention the refrigerator, the gas water heater is not working and there is a humming sound. ”

"I've listened to it on the appliance, but it's not. ”

"Alright then, I'll go to your place when I'm free. ”

When the customers in the store left, Qi Binxuan locked the door of the store and accompanied Feng Siyu to her house to "catch ghosts".

When she arrived at her house, as soon as she opened the door and entered the house, Qi Binxuan felt a soft rope-like long object flying towards her. Qi Binxuan's eyes were quick, and he grabbed it in his hand as soon as he scooped it up, and it felt cool and slippery.

Qi Binxuan looked at it and saw that it was a snake, and he was a little surprised, but he was also a master of art and bold, and he didn't deal with snakes when he was a soldier, and obviously this snake didn't move much, so he should have died. Seeing Feng Hao, who was smirking two meters away, he immediately understood that he should be using a toy snake to scare people and play.

Qi Binxuan held the snake's tail, turned it in a circle, and said to Feng Hao: "Okay, you still know how to scare people with rubber snakes." It's not that I'm blowing it to you, don't talk about this fake snake, it's a real snake, and when we were soldiers, we didn't catch it and roast it. ”

Feng Hao smiled and said, "How do you know this is a fake snake?"

"Hmph, you little kid can still catch real snakes? I don't know where to get a rubber toy snake, it's not like we didn't play with it when we were kids. Qi Binxuan said, wrapping the snake around his arm, and then carefully observed it to verify his statement.

Qi Binxuan glanced at it a few times, this pattern and texture are really good, the same as the real one, and he couldn't help but admire: "Not to mention, the workmanship of the current toys is really exquisite, if you don't distinguish it carefully, maybe you really take it seriously." You said that if you change it to an electric one, it might scare a lot of people. ”

Feng Hao touched his chin, pretended to be a little adult, and said, "Your idea is very creative, I'll transform it when I have time." I've got a couple of remote-controlled toys that I'll be able to modify when the time comes. Are you sure this is a fake snake, though?"

When Qi Binxuan heard this, he couldn't help but have doubts. He shook off the snake wrapped around his hand, then observed it carefully, and opened the snake's mouth and snake eyelids to look at it, and couldn't help but gasp: "You really got a dead snake? Where did you pick it up?"

"Cut, will I do such a tasteless thing as picking up dead snakes on the road?" Feng Hao said disdainfully: "I fished this out of the jar of wine." ”

Qi Binxuan took the snake under his nose and sniffed it, not to mention, there was really a faint smell of wine.

"If you take out the snake that soaked in wine, what is the wine still soaking, isn't it meaningless, what a waste. Qi Bin said distressedly: "It's not cheap to use snakes to soak wine." ”

"It doesn't matter if he's cheap or not, it's not my family's wine anyway. ”

"Huh, you steal from someone else's house, aren't you afraid that people will find out?"

"It's okay, I put a rubber toy snake in it, and I can't find it if I don't look closely. ”

"Hey——, you bear kid, you want it all. But stealing is not a good thing, and if you have time, admit your mistake and return the snake. ”

"I don't. It's all about them that they didn't do it first. ”

Qi Binxuan listened to Feng Hao's narration and understood the ins and outs. It turned out that Feng Hao and his father went to a friend's house as guests. When Feng Hao was playing with their child, the child used a toy rubber snake to scare Feng Hao into crying. The child's parents not only did not apologize to stop educating the child, but said that the child was not sensible, and it was normal to be lively and noisy, and also said that Feng Hao was too timid and too quiet.

This made Feng Hao angry. According to the normal routine, shouldn't the other party's parents apologize and educate the children, and then Feng Hao's father said that it is normal for children to be lively and active, and then modestly said that Feng Hao was timid?

Feng Hao was like this, with a breath of anger in his heart. During the banquet, when the friend took out his snake wine and showed off to Feng Hao's father, Feng Hao came up with a ghost idea. Then, taking advantage of everyone's inattention, he took the toy snake and exchanged it with the snake in the jar. I pocketed the snake and brought it back.

"That snake smells of wine, aren't you afraid of others smelling it?"

"Before I changed the snake, I pestered my father to taste the wine, but my father would definitely not let me, and during the fight, I knocked over the wine in the wine glass on my clothes. In this way, I was the smell of alcohol. ”

"Hey——, you're so thoughtful. Qi Binxuan couldn't help admiring his crooked idea: "Then aren't you afraid that they will find out later?"

"It was a long time before I found out. When they see a toy fake snake, the first thing they think of must be their son's change. Just teach him a lesson, this kid is too angry, it's good to learn a lesson. ”

At this time, Qi Binxuan thought of some jokes on the Internet that taught bear children.

For example, if the children of some relatives play in their own homes and pour Coke on the piano, the adults do not admit their mistakes and do not compensate, but instead defend that the children are not sensible, and as adults, they should not worry about children. In this case, don't be angry, you can get used to this child and praise him for his ideas. It wasn't until later that the kid poured Coke on the piano in the mall......

There is also a saying that children with friends make a mess of their paintings, and adults maintain them, well, praise children for having artistic cells, and if they are well trained, they will definitely be an artist. And then, hey, the kid got caught up in the training class.

There is also a joke, the child next door is particularly annoying, if you don't pay attention to the things outside the door, he will break it for you immediately, the car was crossed by him several times, and he has to grab anything he sees in his hand. Tell his parents, his parents just smiled and said, "Children, they are all like this, they are not sensible, they are all so skinny, and besides, beating and scolding children is not our education method!" After seeing that he was playing with bubbles, there was no bubble water, so he told him: "Use your mother's cosmetics to put all the water in the water and mix it together, this is the bubble water." After that, you can hear the child's cry.

There is also a summary of experience, the child is too noisy, then it should be said: "Ouch, have you finished your homework today? Did you have a tutoring class during the summer vacation? How many points do you have at the end of the semester? Do you want me to help you with your homework? Do you have a favorite little girl at school?" Remember, you must say it in front of the parents of the bear child, and the bear child will be quiet and silent after speaking. It can also be said that your child studies hard, and then sends a set of workbooks for each subject so that he can swim in the ocean of learning.

When he saw these at that time, Qi Binxuan would smile heartily, but who knew that he had also met the real version. This one is even more ruthless, let the other party's parents drink the wine made by fake snakes. When the time comes, I guess the bear child will be beaten up.

Qi Binxuan faintly felt that something was wrong, and asked Feng Siyu: "He's so naughty, don't you care?"

Feng Siyu spread his hands and said: "He did a lot of naughty things, and he changed it when he was beaten, and he still committed it after a few days when his butt didn't hurt." And I feel that the other party is also at fault. Besides, a person who is too honest always suffers, and I feel okay with his wilted temper. ”

Yes, they don't care about themselves, let alone Qi Binxuan, an outsider.

Then, it was time to get down to business, which was to "catch ghosts".

Qi Binxuan and Feng Siyu squatted in the bathroom, waited for a while, and heard a snapping sound, Feng Siyu shouted: "That's the sound." ”

Qi Binxuan stopped: "Just listen to your call, how can I hear the voice." ”

So the two waited for more than ten minutes, and when the voice came out again, Qi Binxuan said: "It seems to be a voice from the ceiling, it can't be a mouse, right?"

"I don't know. So what to do?"

Qi Binxuan found a high stool, a powerful washer, sucked off a piece of the ceiling, and then took a lamp to shine on the inside of the ceiling. I looked at it a few times, but I didn't find any pronunciation source.

But Qi Binxuan didn't give up, so he stood on the barstool and waited for the next sound. When the sound sounded again, he finally determined that the sound was coming from a U-shaped pipe in the upper and lower sewer pipes upstairs.

Qi Binxuan said: "It's confirmed, the sound is from this sewer pipe, just unscrew this checkpoint and see what it is." ”

Feng Siyu urged: "Then you open it and take a look." ”

"That's not good, what if I want to open the toilet upstairs to flush the toilet?"

Feng Siyu thought about the scene of-urine spraying, also smiled, and said, "Then let's go upstairs first, and let them stop using water first." ”

After the two said hello, Qi Binxuan unscrewed the checkpoint, and then with an "ah-" sound, Feng Siyu jumped out of the bathroom in fright.

Qi Binxuan laughed and said, "I haven't seen it yet, what are you running?"

After that, Qi Binxuan took a hand lamp and saw that there was a loach inside, which seemed to be hanging on a bulge on the inner wall of the sewer pipe. Qi Binxuan took out a vise, during which the loaches fluttered and splashed him with dirty water.

Feng Siyu asked, "How can there be loaches?"

"I guess it's the upstairs drainage. ”

After screwing the lid and attaching the ceiling, they went to inform the upstairs that water was available, and told them that they were the loaches in trouble. The other party also apologized again and again, and said that he would not use loaches to open the sewer in the future.

Qi Binxuan solemnly returned the loach to the upstairs neighbor. The neighbor followed the loach and asked suspiciously, "Why don't you just throw it away, why do you give it back to me, what is the use?"

Qi Binxuan said seriously: "After all, it's your thing, and it's not appropriate for me to throw it away on my own initiative." As for what's the use? You can stew soup, loach stew is a great supplement!"

The neighbor looked at the loach with feces and urine on his hands, imagined the scene of taking it to stew soup, picked up a spoon and put it in his mouth, and looked like he was enjoying the delicious scene, and suddenly felt a wave of nausea, turned around and ran to the bathroom to retch.

Qi Bin spread his hands, saying that he didn't mean it. Feng Siyu smiled and pulled Qi Binxuan's clothes downstairs. She wouldn't pull Qi Binxuan's hand, which had just taken the loach.

Solving the problem of the sound of the bathroom, Feng Siyu said that Qi Bin was invited to eat at lunch. At noon, Qi Binxuan, Feng Siyu and Feng Hao had dinner in the restaurant.

Feng Siyu didn't forget to look at her mobile phone when she was eating, holding chopsticks in her right hand to eat, and constantly fiddling with her mobile phone with her left hand.

Qi Bin persuaded him: "Just rest for a while when you eat, don't keep looking at your phone." Experts have said that eating and playing with mobile phones affects digestion. ”

"I can listen to what the experts say. I'll take a look at the entertainment gossip again, and it will be turned off in a while. ”

Qi Binxuan saw that the persuasion was fruitless, so he had to give up.

While eating, Feng Hao pointed to something on the plate with a disgusted expression. Qi Binxuan looked in the direction of his finger and saw that it was a cabbage worm.

Qi Binxuan picked it up with chopsticks and handed it to Feng Siyu. Feng Siyu was seriously swiping her mobile phone, and when she saw Qi Binxuan's chopsticks clipped over, there was something on it, thinking that she was going to feed herself, she stretched her neck, opened her mouth and ate it, feeling soft, sticky, and a little weird.

Feng Hao watched all this, pursed his lips, and asked Feng Siyu, "Sister, are the insects delicious?"

Feng Siyu turned her head, staring at Feng Hao with her eyes unfocused, as if she hadn't switched from looking at her phone, and asked in a daze, "What are you talking about?"

"Bugs, how does it taste? Didn't you just eat it?"

Feng Siyu suddenly felt sick to his stomach, retched at the paper basket next to him for a long time, then turned his head, glared at Qi Binxuan angrily, and was just about to speak, Qi Binxuan The wicked person sued first, and first pretended to be angry and yelled at Feng Siyu: "You loser, you can get this meal free, but you have eaten it." ”

In the end, Qi Binxuan was blackmailed with a bottle of perfume.

"Didn't I buy you a bottle last time? It ran out so quickly? ”

"What joke?"

"It was said that two people were there to discuss why some women had body odor. Another person said that it may be that there is too much cosmetics, and the taste is pickled in the body. ”

Feng Siyu rolled her eyes at Qi Bin and said, "I didn't use it so quickly, I didn't use that bottle of perfume last time." ”

"Then why did you ask me to buy you another bottle? Don't you like the taste?"

"It's not. The last time you bought it for me, I took that bottle of perfume home and showed it off to my mother. Then Dad came and asked Mom if she liked it. My mom said she liked it, and then my dad handed her the perfume and said you like it. I never had the chance to use that perfume again. ”

After listening to Feng Siyu's words, Qi Binxuan didn't know how to answer, and Feng Siyu stared at each other with big eyes, looking at each other speechlessly, silence is better than sound at this time.