On this day, Qi Binxuan was fiddling with Feng Hao's Lego toys at the Maker Tea House, and the door was pushed open.

The person who came was Yan Changyi, and as soon as he entered the door, he shouted loudly: "Yo, Boss Qi, the interest is good, play Lego here." ”

Qi Binxuan embarrassedly put down the small piece of Lego in his hand and explained: "This is Feng Hao's, I see that he has fallen here, clean it up for him." ”

After hearing this, Luo Hongyi, who was cleaning the tea house next to him, exposed Qi Binxuan's lies: "Yes, it's been more than an hour since I cleaned up, if I had your speed, this tea house wouldn't be a garbage dump." ”

"Hehe, Hongyi just likes to tell the truth. Qi Binxuan beckoned Yan Changyi to sit down and asked, "What wind blew you here?"

"Last time I went hunting at the chicken farm, didn't Boss Huang want to introduce you to a teacher's job, I already said it, I'll take you to report. ”

"So fast?"

"That's for sure, what Boss Huang introduced, how much do you have to give face?" Yan Changyi thought to himself, who dares not to give him face and don't want to do it?

"Where are you going to let me go?"

"Plains Academy, we'll talk about what you'll teach when the time comes. In view of the fact that you do not have a teaching certificate yet, let you be an external teacher first, and then officially hire you after you have completed the certificate. But I have to remind you, although you say it, you still have to prepare for class carefully, teach well, and don't lose face with Boss Huang. ”

"I know this, and I'll do my best. ”

After Yan Changyi finished explaining the matter, he said a little embarrassedly: "Boss Qi, are you using your tank these days? Lend me a few days to play." It just so happened that I was on annual leave, and I spent a few days playing with my old comrades-in-arms and bragging with them. ”

"No problem, the tank is parked at Blackfoot, let's go. But what about your car?"

"I'll leave you here first, and I'll save you trouble when I return to the tank before driving away." ”

After driving the tank to the Blackfoot Company, Yan Changyi took Qi Binxuan to Pingyuan College.

When I arrived at Pingyuan College, I saw potholes on the road in front of the college, and a section was dug up, obviously halfway through. Qi Binxuan asked suspiciously, "What is the situation?"

Yan Changyi was also puzzled: "Yes, if you want to talk about road construction, there is no one in sight, and there is no fence or anything." If you want to say that you don't repair it, what's the matter with the lack of a section on the road? Forget it, don't worry about this, let's drive a tank, and it's easy to cross a ditch. ”

With that, he sped up, easily crossed the ditch, and entered the Plains Academy.

The principal warmly received Yan Changyi and Qi Binxuan, and said that Qi Binxuan would definitely become an excellent teacher if he looked at Qi Binxuan's talents. In addition, the principal paid out of his own pocket to order a table of wine and food at night, and wanted to wash the dust for Yan Changyi and Qi Binxuan.

Qi Bin excused himself and said that there was no need to be so troublesome. The principal said, you are introduced by an old friend, they are all their own people, as a landlord to express their intentions is right, and the people who eat are the school's teachers and friends, and you can quickly integrate into the big family of the school. Yan Changyi felt that it made sense and persuaded Qi Binxuan, so he agreed.

The principal said: "The road outside the school is a bit bad, and our cars are parked far away outside the school. You can go to the hotel first. I called the others and set off. ”

Yan Changyi also asked in wonder when he heard this: "Speaking of this, I also feel puzzled. What is the reason why we say that the road at the front door is broken and not repaired in such a big college? Is it because the government does not approve it or does the city have no money? Do you need me to tell the leaders here?"

The principal smiled awkwardly when he heard this, and said, "Well, in fact, the main reason is that the chief in charge of planning is my ex-wife. I just got divorced a while ago, so, well, ah, that, half of this road will be repaired here, you know! ”

The principal thought to himself that he couldn't tell the leader, what is the matter between husband and wife, what is the trouble, let's hurry up and do the ideological work of being an ex-wife. Thinking about it, I felt embarrassed, and added: "Actually, it's good to build the road first, it's inconvenient for cars to come and go, but it doesn't affect walking." Students and teachers reported that since the road broke down, they have been walking for a long time, strengthened exercise, and their physical fitness has improved significantly. ”

Since the principal was so optimistic, and it was also involved in family affairs, Yan Changyi didn't have much to say, so he took Qi Binxuan to the hotel first.

Yan Changyi drove a tank, walked on the bumpy road at the school gate, and said: "Look, our car is still sturdy, and it can run on any terrain." ”

"yes, it's just a bit of a gas drain. Qin Shou complained to me that it was too expensive to open once, and asked me if I could change it to a gas burner. ”

"That's not good, what's the matter with a tank carrying a gas canister and an explosives bag?"

"Haha, it can't be changed, he's just kidding. Do you think he just came out to earn face, and he changed it in a nondescript way, so why did he change to burning gas? Because oil is expensive! I can't even afford to pay for oil, so what strength does the company have, and what kind of face does it have?"

I have arrived at the hotel while talking. After waiting for a while, the principal came with some directors and teachers. During the dinner, the principal opened a bottle of wine and began to persuade him enthusiastically. Yan Changyi said: "Boss Qi just drink something, I still have to drive." ”

The principal said, "It's okay, you can call a substitute driver." ”

"The substitute driver can't drive my car, my car operation is a bit complicated, and the car license can't be driven. ”

At this time, the dean of education said, "It's okay, let me tell you, last time I had a drink with a friend, and I happened to meet a drunk driver." At that time, the two of us pushed the car, one person controlled the steering wheel with one hand, and just pushed it home. Even if your car is big and difficult to operate, you see so many of us, we will push you back when the time comes. ”

Yan Changyi gasped, seeing that these leaders are fat and strong, they should have a lot of strength. couldn't resist the enthusiasm of persuading drinking, and Yan Changyi also joined the ranks of drinking.

During the banquet, he asked Qi Binxuan if he was studying civil engineering, and asked him to teach the basic course of constructor first. The principal and all the leaders encouraged him to work hard, not to have ideological pressure, in fact, the college course is very easy to teach, just follow the book.

When the principal toasted Yan Changyi, he said: "When I go back, remember to say hello to Sun Tiju on behalf of my brother. ”

Yan Changyi asked in surprise, "Who is Sun Tiju's Academic Affairs Division?"

"It's the head of our city's educational institution, didn't Mr. Qi be introduced by him?"

Yan Changyi listened, smiled and said: "It wasn't him who introduced it, but the leader who our Boss Huang entrusted him to lead." ”

The principal gasped, this turn is a bit big, so he said: "In the future, in the local area, Brother Yan has something to do, don't alarm the big leader, just tell me directly." I still have some acquaintances in this area. ”

Yan Changyi smiled: "Then it will be more troublesome for my brother in the future." ”

After pushing the cup and changing the lamp, everyone went out. The principal insisted on sending Yan Changyi and Qi Binxuan away before leaving.

Everyone walked to Yan Changyi's parking lot, and the teaching director had already called for them to call a substitute driver as he walked. When I arrived at the parking lot, the dean called and said, "It's in the parking lot behind the hotel, yes, the license plate number is...... ......"The dean raised his dizzy head and said, "It's an army green tank." I kid you not, it's a tank. What? You can't drive? Then you're still a substitute driver. Hiss——, so unqualified, he hung up the phone before he finished speaking. ”

The dean of education turned off the phone and complained to the principal: "The quality of the people nowadays is too poor, and the sense of service is not good. ”

The headmaster turned his head, glared into his dull eyes, and asked the dean, "Do you know how to drive a tank?"

"Why not? There are planes in Vice City. ”

For the drunken dean of teaching, the principal was already speechless. Suddenly, he thought of the words of the teaching director on the wine table, so he said, "Didn't you just say that the cart catches quickly?"

"yes, no matter. ”

"Alright, let's push the cart. ”

At this time, the teacher next to him said, "Principal, this is a tank. ”

"The tank pushes the same way. The principal said with a heroic face: "I think that when my father participated in the founding of the country, the tank was stuck in the swamp, wasn't it also carried out by people?

Qi Binxuan said beside him: "Why don't I find someone to open it, it's too hard to push." ”

The physical education teacher on the side said: "Don't be afraid, I usually exercise, I see that there are people who specialize in pushing the Hummer to practice, let's push the tank here for a while to exercise more." ”

Since everyone was so interested, Yan Changyi and Qi Binxuan couldn't refute their face, so one person went in to control the direction, and a group of people pushed the tank behind.

It took a lot of effort to finally push the tank out of the parking lot.

At the entrance of the parking lot, the group was panting.

Yan Changyi asked, "Headmaster, why don't I call someone." It seems that I still have a comrade-in-arms in this city. ”

"How can that work?" said the principal, "I am the landlord here, how can I trouble your friend?" Don't worry, our school may not be able to do anything else, but there are many people. You wait, I'll call someone. ”

Saying that, the principal arranged for everyone to call people. It doesn't matter if it's a physical education teacher or a math teacher, a sports student or a liberal arts student, as long as you know each other well, as long as you are tall and have a lot of strength, you can call for help.

"Teacher Zhang, what are you doing? Night running? You said that all of your long-distance runners have retired, and you still run all day long. Come and do me a favor and push off the tank. I'm not lying, it's not my car, it's a tank. If you don't believe it, come and see, lie and I'll ask you to drink. ”

"Hey, Xiao Ming, what are you doing? Playing basketball? That's right, do the teacher a favor, and push the cart with your basketball classmates. ”

A few people called down and recruited about 20 teachers and students, so the tank pushing activity continued.

After that, everyone took turns pushing the tank, and after a while, it attracted the onlookers of the surrounding crowd. The crowd looked funny and asked, "Need help?"

The teachers and students were tired and sweaty, and when they were feeling tired, when they heard this, it was really a long drought and a rain, and said: "Thank you for that, don't say it, this tank is really a hard job." ”