Qi Binxuan, the owner of the Maker Tea House, was idle and bored in the tea house this day, and saw the comic book "Doraemon" left here by Feng Hao, who often came here to do homework, which immediately reminded him of his childhood memories.

When I was a child, Qi Binxuan often watched cartoon robot cats, and often went to children's homes to read comic books, and it was a day to watch, but unfortunately I didn't meet a complete set at that time, and some plots were missing, which was a pity. Seeing the robot cat cartoon on the counter, Qi Binxuan unconsciously picked it up and looked through it.

At this time, Feng Siyu came over, and when he saw Qi Binxuan reading the robot cat comics there, he couldn't help but laugh: "How old are you, why do you still read this kid's comics?"

Before Qi Binxuan could answer, the door of the tea house opened, and the raven god and Shen Jingyuan came in together.

Feng Siyu saw the two people coming, jumped forward and took their hands and shouted, "Sister Raven, Sister Shen, why are you here?"

Shen Jingyuan said: "I worked the night shift last year, and I was fine during the day today, come and sit down and see if there are any rare programs." As soon as I arrived at the door, I met the raven god. ”

Raven smiled heartily and said: "I don't create Kawen anymore, Boss Qi said that when writing encounters a bottleneck, you can come here to learn from experience, and there are often some very interesting things here that can inspire inspiration." I'm not here now. ”

Feng Siyu waved his hand and said with a big grin: "Hey, what's the use of you looking for him." You're a great writer, what advice can he give you? You see he's still reading childish cartoons like robot cats. ”

Qi Binxuan was a little embarrassed. Holding a comic book in your hand is not, and lifting is not. Shen Jingyuan frowned slightly when she saw this, but she didn't say anything.

Feng Siyu pulled the raven to sit down, still chattering about Qi Binxuan's no, saying that it was unrealistic to ask him for inspiration.

Qi Binxuan heard that Feng Siyu was there to pick him up, after all, he was also a college graduate, a special soldier, and he also had the nickname of "smart general" in the army, how could he be said to be useless. So Qi Binxuan interjected: "This is not an ordinary children's comic, this is a science fiction comic." ”

Feng Siyu said disdainfully: "Isn't science fiction comics also children's comics?"

Qi Bin ignored her, turned his head and asked the raven, "Where are you Kavin?"

Raven replied, "It's not a big deal. I'm writing a science fiction plus supernatural novel, and the main plot is already listed. It's just that there is a lack of some plot-appealing, alternative spells and equipment ideas. ”

Qi Binxuan laughed when he heard this, and said, "This is too simple, this fits very well with the robot cat comics." No, I just read a comic, 'Animal Cookies', which is a great prop to put in your science fiction book. ”

Saying that, Qi Binxuan told everyone the general plot. In the story, the robot cat takes out a box of animal biscuits, and the function is that people can take the shape of animals after eating. Specifically, after eating a cookie for five minutes, it takes on an animal form, then follows the animal shape for ten minutes, and then transforms into a human form. The manga is about Nobita giving this cookie to his mother to entertain guests, and then the guests and mother turn into animals and make a series of jokes.

Feng Siyu looked at it and asked, "People are science fiction abilities, your storyline is too life-like, are you going to make Sister Raven's novel a family drama?"

Qi Binxuan said: "Don't worry, this is just a creative point, and the key is still in the adaptation." Listen to me tell you a story. ”

said that Qi Binxuan was about to tell everyone a new version of the story of "animal cookies". At this time, the door was pushed open, and a woman with a good figure came in, and everyone turned their heads to look, only to see that it was a mask and sunglasses with a large brimmed hat.

Qi Binxuan felt a shadow in his heart when he saw this dress, after all, he had been tossed by Luo Hongyi for so many days.

Qi Binxuan asked, "May I ask which star is coming?"

The person who came took off the mask, took off the sunglasses, took off the big-brimmed hat, revealed his true face, and said to Qi Binxuan with a smile: "In front of the screenwriter Qi, how dare you call a star." ”

Qi Binxuan recognized the person at this time, and it turned out to be a makeup artist. At this time, Luo Hongyi, who was greeting the guests next to him, stepped forward, hugged the makeup artist, and shouted, "Master, why are you here?"

Qi Binxuan asked suspiciously, "Hongyi, how did she become your master? Could it be that she taught you kung fu?"

Luo Hongyi said: "The makeup technique she taught me is half a master, and I should call the master." ”

Qi Binxuan then remembered that the knowledge taught outside of martial arts was also considered a master, hey, it was all because of Luo Hongyi, the characteristics of kung fu were too obvious, so that people thought she was a kung fu teacher when they heard her call the master.

The makeup artist found an opportunity to answer Luo Hongyi's question: "Didn't the tremolo movie finish filming and release, I was also a little free, so I remembered the kindness recommended by Boss Qi, and came over to thank you." The makeup artist laughed.

Qi Bin smiled and said: "Look at what you said, just casually mention it, do you a favor, do you need this." By the way, I didn't pay attention when I watched the movie, who are you playing there?"

The makeup artist spread his hands and said: "I played passerby A, bodyguard B, villain C, singer Ding, En, Jiang Yulin, I also made a cameo appearance for a few days when the actor was sick, and I also served as a stand-in several times when the emperor's schedule was tight." ”

Shen Jingyuan exclaimed: "Sister, you play so many roles." ”

"It's a pity that they didn't miss their faces. Hey, the vibrato crew really made the best use of everything and gave full play to my disguise specialty. ”

Qi Bin was amused and jokingly said: "Where, they haven't made full use of your expertise, if it's me, I'll make a movie, all the roles in it are played by you, and let you make up and play everyone After filming this film, the title of the film will be "One Man's Movie". Haha!"

The makeup artist smiled seriously and said, "You have a good idea, then you can write me a script, and I'll find someone to shoot it." ”

Qi Binxuan said in surprise: "Eldest sister, I'm joking, how can you take it seriously." Besides, why did you ask me to write a script? I'm the owner of a tea house. ”

"Hey, you're too modest, you can only say that one of your identities is the owner of a tea house. Your screenwriting status is even more famous, the screenwriter of the big movie with vibrato. If you write a script, there must be a gimmick. Okay, write me one. ”

Qi Binxuan said helplessly: "I'm about to tell a story, if you are interested, listen to it, if you feel that it is easy to use, you can try it." ”

So Qi Binxuan went on to tell the story of his "animal biscuit".

It is said that Wu Song drank 18 bowls of "three bowls but not the post" in Jingyanggang, and he was going out after finishing the meal money.

The shopkeeper hurriedly stopped him and said, "Where is the guest officer?"

Wu Song said: "I have already settled the money, where do you care where I go?"

Dian Xiaoer explained: "Recently, there is a white-fronted tiger in Jingyanggang, which often comes out at night to injure people, and twenty or thirty people have been killed. Now the government has let the nearby hunters capture it, and it has already issued a notice. There is a list of texts at the intersection in front, so that the merchants who come and go pass Jingyanggang together at three o'clock at noon, and do not pass the post alone at other times, so as not to hurt their lives. I'm afraid that the guest officer won't know, so I reminded him. ”

Wu Song said: "I am a nearby person, I have walked back and forth on this road more than a dozen times, I have never heard of a tiger in this Jingyanggang, don't lie to me." Even if there is a tiger, I am not afraid, if you stop me from passing the post, is there some evil intention, trying to take advantage of my sleep to seek my money and harm my life?"

The shopkeeper said: "I also mean well, if you don't listen to you, don't regret meeting the tiger." Talking about it, he didn't care about Wu Song, and went to his own business alone.

Wu Song walked to the intersection of Jingyanggang Road, and saw that a list was really posted on a big tree, and the general meaning of what he said was the same as what the shopkeeper said, and he couldn't help laughing: "Sure enough, now the liars are all acting in full sets, you see that this list is all pasted." This is to scare the timid merchants, but I am not afraid. So saying, he went up the hill with a whistle stick.

Who knew that when he walked halfway up the mountain, Wu Song felt that the wine was surging, and when he was blown by the wind, he was drunk, and his head was even more dizzy, and then he found a big stone slab to lie there, turned over and slew.

Wu Song was sleeping, and suddenly felt hungry, so he sat up half-asleep in a daze, turned his head to glance, and saw a small iron box next to the stone slab. He picked up the tin box, and when he opened it, he saw that there was a box of very delicate biscuits inside.

Wu Song casually took out the largest piece, held it up in front of him, and said with a smile, it turned out to be an animal biscuit, and he happened to be hungry. Hey, I haven't seen much of this animal? Big ears, long nose, fat body, like a pig's shape, and then a long serpentine nose was added.

It turned out that Wu Song had never seen an elephant, but the hungry people didn't care so much, they just stuffed it into their mouths and ate it, not to mention that this little snack was quite filling, and they didn't feel too hungry after eating a piece. After eating, the wine surged, and Wu Song continued to lie on the stone slab and sleep.

It is not so easy for people who wake up in the middle of sleep to fall asleep again, Wu Song lay on the bluestone slab, and lay down for four or five minutes without falling asleep. At this moment, a gust of wind blew, and only a sound could be heard in the woods, and a big white-fronted tiger jumped out. Wu Song saw it, called out "Ahhh

Wu Song was shocked into a cold sweat, and then he remembered what the shopkeeper said, and regretted not listening to anyone's advice. But seeing that the tiger was approaching, he had no time to regret it, so he quickly turned over and prepared to pick up the whistle stick next to him to resist the tiger.

Seeing that the tiger had slowly approached, Wu Song hurriedly used his hand to get the whistle stick. Who knows, I didn't pick it up for a long time. Wu Song turned his head in surprise, only to see that his hands had turned into two cylindrical things. It is implied in the book that this is the shape of an elephant's legs. The fingers of the elephant's legs are so short that they can't hold a whistle stick.