Wu Song was taken aback, what should he do if he couldn't hold a weapon? At this time, Wu Song suddenly found that there was a long strip of something dangling there in front of him. He was amazed to find that the elongated object was flexible and at his disposal. When I touched it with the cylindrical palm a little, I found that I still felt that it was my nose. When did your nose grow so long?

Seeing that the tiger was slowly approaching and was about to pounce on him, Wu Song couldn't think so much, so he directly picked up his nose and rolled up the whistle stick, and was about to rush towards the tiger. As a result, because the way the nose manipulated the whistle stick was not suitable, it was thrown directly on the big tree next to it, and the whistle stick was broken into two.

Wu Song took his nose and rolled up the broken whistle stick in front of his eyes, what was the use of such a short short stick?

At this time, the tiger saw the right time, and when he saw that Wu Song was distracted, he suddenly pounced. Wu Song was interrupted by the whistle stick, and he had already retreated, and was about to stand up and prepare to run, but he didn't stand firm all of a sudden and fell to the ground. It turns out that most elephants are four-legged to the ground, but Wu Song is now the body of an elephant, and his upper body is too heavy to stand up on his two feet, and his body is unstable.

After the tiger pounced in the air, my heart said that this person was strangely nimble, and he was able to dodge my pounce. But it's okay, I still have a trick, so the tiger put his front paws on the ground, lifted his hips, and lifted them up.

Who knew that after Wu Song fell to the ground, he rolled down the sloping mountain twice, and coincidentally dodged the tiger's lift.

Tiger thought to himself that this man still has two brushes, but it's okay, I still have a trick. So he roared, but it was like a thunderbolt in the middle of the day, shaking the ground and shaking the mountains, and then cutting the tiger tail like an iron rod upside down.

It is said that when Wu Song couldn't stand on his feet, he was also in a hurry. He thought what should he do? I can't stand up, so it seems that I can only use the toad gong! It turns out that Wu Song's previous martial arts are quite mixed, and one of them is that when his legs are injured, he can use his hands and feet at the same time, pounce on the opponent, and then fight in close combat. This kung fu is a toad skill, and it is very suitable for this kind of martial art in this situation.

When the tiger was performing his third move, cutting it with the tiger's tail, Wu Song pounced forward on all fours. Who knew that the weight of the elephant was too large, and the strength of the four legs was not enough, and it could not jump far by relying on the toad. Because of the wrong force, the leg became weak and fell to the ground.

The tiger was originally cut according to the direction where Wu Song was, but because Wu Song fell to the ground, by chance, Wu Song escaped the tiger's attack.

The tiger is originally three moves, one pounce, one lift, and one cut. If you can't hurt the enemy in the past with three moves, your momentum will be a little weaker first.

Wu Song is also angry now. Hmph! I look like this, and now I can't run, so it's better to just fight the tiger seriously, even if I die, I will end up happy.

So Wu Song landed on all fours, rushed forward with all his might, and crashed into the tiger, wanting to fight the tiger to the death. When the tiger saw Wu Song rushing over, he was not angry but happy, opened his mouth wide, and pounced on Wu Song.

But when its big mouth bit Wu Song's head, it found that its mouth was too small, and it couldn't even bite a quarter of Wu Song's head. It turned out that after Wu Song became the image of an elephant, his head was very large, as big as an elephant's head, and the tiger's mouth was indeed dwarfed by it.

Wu Song was bitten by a tiger and felt a little pain. But compared to the current big head, it's like being bitten by a cat when it was in the shape of a human before, and it feels bearable. So he then rushed forward with his head against the tiger, and in this way, with all his might, he pushed the tiger against a big rock and directly knocked the tiger flat.

Wu Song stepped back, and the tiger slid directly down on the stone wall, dizzily still. Wu Song was afraid that the tiger would not die, so he raised his front hooves, that is, his original palms, and beat the tiger to death with a crackle.

After Wu Song confirmed that the tiger was dead, he found that he had lost his strength and collapsed to the ground. After more than ten minutes, Wu Song regained a little strength, stood up, and looked at the tiger next to him for a while.

Wu Song thought to himself, how did he beat the tiger to death just now? After recalling, he thought of the long trunk and the elephant's leg just now, and felt inexplicable. If you look at your hands, they are clearly the shape of your hands, and you don't have that dangling nose in front of you.

Wu Song felt a little pain in his head, and there was a little blood stain when he touched his head. It turned out that when he turned into an elephant just now, he was bitten by a tiger's teeth. Because when I turned into an elephant just now, my head was big, and the wound was in the shape of a tiger's teeth, and when my head returned to the size of a normal person, the wound on my brain became very small, as if it had broken a little skin, and it was no big deal.

Wu Song felt that his hands were also very painful, and he saw that there were many wounds in his palms. Wu Song thought, could it be that I just beat the tiger to death with the drunken fist I recently learned? Otherwise, why are there so many wounds on my hands, and they still hurt so much? Well, I've already drunk a fragment, and it seems that I really killed the tiger in a drunken state just now, which is the only reasonable explanation.

In fact, the wounds on Wu Song's hands were not caused when he was fighting a tiger, but because he turned into an elephant's leg, and when he was running on the road, he was scratched by stones and those branches. After all, when you become an elephant, you still wear shoes on your hind legs, but you don't wear shoes on your palms, so it's easy to get hurt if you run around on the ground like this. But Wu Song didn't know, he thought that he had beaten the tiger to death with a drunken fist.

Wu Song was not sure if there would be other wild boars, bison, leopards and other wild beasts on this mountain, so he thought that he should hurry up, stay away from this place of right and wrong, and go over the mountain to find a village to live in.

In the process of climbing the mountain, suddenly there was a sound of Suo Suo in the grass. Wu Song stopped to look there, and two tigers stood up in the grass at once. Wu Song was startled and sat down on the ground. One tiger fought so hard just now, what should these two tigers do?

After the two tigers found Wu Song, they hurriedly took off their hoods and shouted: "Don't be afraid, man, we are nearby hunters, and we were invited by the government to come here to get rid of the tigers." ”

Wu Song relieved himself, stood up and patted the dust on his body, and said, "If it is to remove the tiger, you don't have to bother, that tiger has been killed by me!"

Orion didn't believe it, so Wu Song took the two Orions to the place where the tiger was fought just now. I saw that the tiger was still there, and it had not yet been eaten by the wild beasts.

Orion was overjoyed to see this situation, and carried the tiger to the county government with Wu Song. After the county government confirmed, Feng Wusong was named the hero of the tiger fight and let him serve as the head catcher in the county government.

This matter is not on the table at first, but not long after Orion and Wu Song left with the tiger's corpse, a door frame appeared next to the bluestone slab. When the door opened, a blue tanuki and a young man in yellow clothes and blue pants came out.

The blue tanuki rummaged around the stone for a while, and took out the tin box where Wu Song ate biscuits. The blue tanuki complained to the young man: "Nobita, how many times have I told you, you really have to change your problem, you know that there is a time machine in the drawer, how can you put animal cookies in the drawer? How much confusion is this going to cause?"

Raven laughed and said, "This story is interesting, I can refer to it in the novel when I go back." ”

Feng Siyu said with a smile: "Okay, if you are a little clever, you will pass the test this time." Then read your Doraemon manga. ”

The makeup artist stopped doing it next to him: "Boss Qi, your story is too simple." It only takes a few minutes to shoot it? Can it be made into a movie? And there are too few characters in the story, right, and how can I play the tiger and the elephant? Even if I have costumes and props, there is no difference between others and me, how can I highlight my characteristics?"

Qi Binxuan listened to it for a while, and then persuaded: "You can shoot a short video first to accumulate popularity." Movies can wait and talk. Or can you find a suitable movie remake. Anyway, your characteristic is that all the characters are one person, and others can't learn it, so isn't everything the same. ”

Then Qi Binxuan quickly changed the topic and said, "By the way, didn't you promise me to teach my wife makeup?" After speaking, Qi Binxuan pulled Feng Siyu and said to the makeup artist: "This is my girlfriend, since you are here, take the time to teach her, right?"

When Shen Jingyuan heard Qi Binxuan say that he should let his wife learn makeup, her eyes lit up and she said, "I want to learn too." At this time, I felt that everyone was surprised, and it seemed that my speech was a little abrupt, and hurriedly explained: "Do girls like to dress up, Sister Raven, can you learn?"

Raven smiled: "I'm also very interested, learn to learn, even if you can't learn, it's good to write novels for a long time." ”

Luo Hongyi also went to join in the fun: "I'll go too, I'm at a pretty good level now, I can take this opportunity to discuss with the master again." ”

After that, the five women chattered and went to discuss the issue of makeup. Qi Binxuan looked at the comic book in front of him, thinking that reading a comic is so much. Why don't you put a cover on the comics? What kind of cover can you put on to pretend to be a successful person? "80 Tricks to Make Money" or "50 Experiences in Management" is a question worth pondering.

However, before Qi Binxuan could figure out what kind of book cover should be pasted, the tea guest next to him spoke: "Boss Qi, you are really amazing." ”

Qi Binxuan smiled modestly when he heard this, and said: "Whereever, it's just a random story, and it's not elegant." ”

The tea guest was stunned for a moment when he heard this, and then smiled: "I'm not saying that you are good at making up stories, I mean that you actually took the initiative to let your girlfriend learn makeup, this courage is very powerful." ”

After hearing this, Qi Binxuan was a little confused, and asked, "Isn't it normal to wear makeup?"

The man explained: "It's normal for ordinary people to put on simple makeup. But they're professional, you've probably seen them, how many tools and cosmetics do they have to use? There are also many that are not used twice after being bought and put in the corner and are not used. If you run into a comparison, someone else buys it, and your girlfriend buys it, how much do you think it will cost?

Qi Binxuan gasped, thinking why he didn't expect this, turned his head to look at the enthusiastic women who were discussing in the distance, and shouted, "Makeup artist, why don't we discuss the script again?"