"Eh, Yang Meng, what's the matter with you, why are you getting hurt more and more?" Zhang Qingru looked puzzled when he came back.

When Yang Meng came just now, he said that there was an injury, it was an injury on his body, and now Yang Meng had a blue nose and swollen face, and he was holding an egg to cover his face.

"Hey, why are you ignoring me? What are you thinking?" asked Zhang Qingru.

Yang Meng sighed: "Don't reason with women." You should have the handle in your hands!"

Zhang Qingru blinked: "Where are your injuries? I'll check it for you!"

"Don't!" Yang Meng sat on the sofa in a very awkward posture: "Didn't your master tell me something strange and weird? Just now I fell for the secret meaning of the female version of Marshal Tianpeng------ and the crotch chicken was decided!"

"What is it?" Before Zhang Qingru could understand, he saw a black object flying out of the kitchen and flying towards Yang Meng.

Zhang Qingru's eyes were quick to reach out and grab the incoming object, but it turned out to be an iron pot.

There was a cold snort from the kitchen. Zhang Qingru understood as soon as he heard the voice. Yes, Yang Meng is playing tricks with Long Xixiang.

It's just that this flirting technique is a bit intense, why is the iron pot flying on the head?

Zhang Qingru lowered his voice and asked in a low voice: "Yang Meng, do you like this kind of tone? Aren't you? Are you the kind of man who is called something to shake the M attribute?"

Yang Meng glanced at Zhang Qingru and whispered: "You know a fart, Lao Tzu is a pure straight man, and he will never like this kind of woman." Well, it's nice to be friends. At least I can be free and comfortable, and my ideal woman is not such a violent woman. How will you live with such a temper in the future? Forget it, why am I telling you this? You know what a fart? How many women have you known in your life?"

"Why don't I know women? My senior sister is a woman!" Zhang Qingru said unconvinced.

"That's a wooden man just like you. Yang Meng pouted.

At this time, Long Teng's voice came from behind the sofa: "My sister is too pitiful." Looks like I'm going to have to educate her about love. ”

Zhang Qingru was stunned: "Long Teng, what are you doing lying behind the sofa?"

Yang Meng laughed: "When you came in just now, he thought it was a madman, but now he is hiding from a madman." By the way, you know why he's hiding from a madman, right?"

Zhang Qingru laughed: "There is surveillance in Zete's room, of course I know why he is hiding from the madman." ”

Long Teng was shocked when he heard this: "And monitoring?"

"That's for sure, Long Teng, I really don't see that you still have that side. Zhang Qingru has been in a much more cheerful mood recently, and he is no longer like a robot when he first came, and he also knows how to tease Long Teng.

Long Teng stayed in place: "You mean it's all recorded?"

Zhang Qingru nodded: "There is a high-definition camera in any corner of the room to shoot everything that happens in the room, it should be Zete's bad taste, and there is also it in the bathroom." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, he saw Long Xixiang rushing out of the kitchen with an iron pot: "What did you say?"

The emotional dragon Xixiang has been lying there eavesdropping. At first, Yang Meng and Zhang Qingru lowered their voices, and she couldn't hear what to say, but later after his brother appeared, they became louder again, so she heard the conversation of several people.

Zhang Qingru saw Long Xixiang come out and said, "What? Do you want to see it? I'll give you a copy of the video?"

Long Xixiang's face turned red: "What nonsense are you talking about? Who wants to watch those things?"

Zhang Qingru said with a smile: "Okay, don't be nervous, my ninth brother has handled this matter well, and the videos about you have been cut." There is no backup. ”

Long Xixiang let out a sigh: "That's good。。。。。。 Wait, who's going to delete the video?"

Zhang Qingru replied truthfully: "The technical department of the police. It's a lot of work, and several people work together to do this job. ”

The iron pot in Long Xixiang's hand flew towards Yang Meng again, and Yang Meng dodged the attack of the iron pot: "You are Long Xixiang, not a red wolf! What are you doing with an iron pot all day long?"

"It's all your fault! If it weren't for you letting us go, the damn body wouldn't have happened!" Long Xixiang complained.

"Please, I'm a victim too, okay?" Yang Meng explained.

"It's all your fault!" Long Xixiang turned around and walked out directly after speaking.

"West Chamber!" Long Teng wanted to stop Long Xixiang, but it had no effect, and Long Xixiang did not turn back.

Zhang Qingru looked at Yang Meng and said, "Should I catch up with him and coax her at this time?"

Yang Meng spread her hands: "Why? I knew something like this would happen? I'm also a victim, okay? I'm still injured, why don't I have anyone to comfort me? Do you see what I made her scratch? I just let her vent, this can't be endless, right?"

The sound of the engine came from outside the door, Long Teng looked at Yang Meng and then looked outside the door, and said to Yang Meng: "Master, I'll take a look." Something is wrong with my sister. ”

Yang Meng waved his hand, and Long Teng followed and walked out.

Zhang Qingru sat opposite Yang Meng: "Yang Meng, what do you think? Don't tell me that you don't know that Long Xixiang likes you." Fools can tell. With all due respect, you're not a good thing either, don't pretend to be innocent. Why don't you do anything to Long Xixiang? She's pretty good-looking. ”

Yang Meng pointed to herself: "Do I look like a fool? Of course I know! But Xixiang's character is very good to be friends, but if I really want to live a lifetime, then I must think about it. ”

"Character?" Zhang Qingru thought for a moment: "Well, in general, Long Xixiang is straightforward, childish, enthusiastic and energetic, these are all attractive advantages, right?"

Yang Meng nodded: "Yes, these are indeed attractive advantages, but marriage is not the same as falling in love, right?

"Cut, machismo!" Zhang Qingru said disdainfully.

"Then will you be with such a girl for the rest of your life?" Yang Meng asked.

Zhang Qingru fell into thought, and after a while, he replied: "Who knows what will happen in the future? You reject a girl for these unfounded reasons? This is not like a man's style, right?"

Yang Meng said with a sad face: "I remember that the family planning people came to our village to publicize the propaganda. ”

"Huh?" Zhang Qingru was a little confused: "You've changed your thinking too far, right? What is this? What is it all about? What is it like to have family planning?"

Yang Meng explained: "When they advertise in the village, when they promote eugenics, everyone expresses their incomprehension, and in the eyes of the older generation, the more children, the better, but when they promote 'close relatives cannot get married', everyone expresses their understanding." ”

"Why is that?" Zhang Qingru was now confused.

Yang Meng explained: "At that time, Zhang Tiezui's answer in our village was very representative, he said: Close relatives must not be able to get married---- they are too familiar to be embarrassed to start." This is the same as Long Xixiang, how do you know what she will become in the future? What if we don't make it to the end? How will I get along with Long Teng and them in the future?"

Zhang Qingru pouted after looking at Yang Meng for a long time: "You think so much." You're lonely for the rest of your life. Didn't you have a girlfriend? The one you sent to the detention center. You think so much when you're with her?"

Yang Meng glared at Zhang Qingru viciously: "You sent your ex-girlfriend to the detention center, and I'm not a general who can shoot his ex-girlfriend." At that time, to put it bluntly, it was a man who was bored and a woman who was lonely together. As a result, all I have left behind are bad memories, and I really don't want to have that experience again. ”

Zhang Qingru thought for a moment: "That's what you said because of choking, right?"

Yang Meng got up: "Why am I telling you so much, as if you have some love experience." I'm telling you that these things are also in my head!"

Zhang Qingru saw Yang Meng get up and asked, "Where are you going?"

Yang Meng nodded and said, "Don't eat it!" I'll go to make wine." ”

"Hmm, why are you going to make wine all of a sudden? Why don't you go to the hospital for a check-up?" Zhang Qingru was confused.

Yang Meng waved his hand and went to the small wine shop in the back.

Why all of a sudden, why brewing?

Do you still need to ask? Yang Meng asked Ye Feng to clean up again!

During this time, he felt that he had improved a lot, but the result was still not Ye Feng's opponent.

This time he started with Ye Feng, he took out all the means, and even the spell like 'Big Sleeve Qiankun' was still not Ye Feng's opponent------ the gap between the two was too big, and 'Big Sleeve Qiankun' had no effect on Ye Feng at all!

In the final analysis, it was because the gap between his realm and Ye Feng was really too far.

How to close the gap between the two?

Of course, the best way to do it is to ask for help.

Yang Meng squatted in his small workshop for several days in a row, making wine and making wine tips into skin-rejuvenating gluten.

"These should be enough, right?" The bottles and cans in front of Yang Meng were filled with his own wine, and he directly used a 'big sleeve Qiankun' to put all the bottles and cans into his sleeve. Then he took a deep breath and lit up a thick black flame with his hands. It is Yang Meng's ability to press the bottom of the box, the 'black domain' that came from the mysterious male fairy.

Yang Meng drew a circle with his hands in the air, and the 'black domain' of his left and right hands was connected together, and the space in front of him suddenly distorted, and after a few moments, the 'black domain' actually burned out a spatial black hole.

The other side of the passage is not another place, it is Dongyue Palace.

"Emperor Dongyue!" As soon as he came over, he heard someone calling him.

Yang Meng saw clearly: "Bai Qi, what is the current state of my eldest brother?"

As soon as he finished asking, a figure appeared in front of him: "Huh, look at your virtue again?"

Yang Meng looked helpless: "Yes, isn't this coming to move the rescuers again?" Look, big brother, what good things did I bring you?"

After saying that, he took out a bottle of wine he had brewed, held it in his hand and shook it.

"Hmm。。。。。。 Even if you kid still have filial piety, I said, did you bring a cigarette?" After speaking, the middle-aged male fairy twisted his fingers.

Yang Meng scratched his head, this style of painting is not right, if you perm the head of this cheap big brother now, won't it become Brother Qian who talks about cross talk?