Chapter 242: It's Really a Joke

"You're going to Dongying?" Yunlong asked suddenly.

Yang Meng nodded: "I'm a supernumerary, not a civil servant, right? I don't have to do any registration when I go abroad, right? Damn, if that's the case, I can really quit 'Shenwu'!"

Zhang Qingru just wanted to speak, but Yunlong directly pushed him and interrupted what he wanted to say: "Of course not! Besides, 'Seventeen' will accompany you." ”

Yang Meng was puzzled and said: "I said Yunlong old man, you let Zhang Qingru accompany me like this, and your 'Shenwu' is so leisurely? Are you his master? Don't you teach him to throw him here like what's going on? Also, now people call Zhang Qingru 'Seventeen', that's the name given by my father." ”

At this moment, Long Teng walked out slowly: "Master, what happened yesterday?"

Yang Meng waved his hand and said, "Awake?"

Long Teng nodded and said, "You're busy doing farm work outside early in the morning, aren't you cold?"

"You're really a little cold!" Yang Meng said.

"Can you not be cold when you wear so little?" Long Teng's eyes widened.

Yang Meng's eyes widened: "It's not that my room is occupied by your sister! My closet is there, how can I get the clothes? Yesterday my clothes were torn apart by your sister!"

"My sister is in your room, your clothes were torn by my sister, what the hell did you do yesterday?"

Yang Meng snorted coldly: "Wait for the madman to tell you, let me warn you first, the madman has the heart to kill you now." ”

"Why?" asked Long Teng, puzzled.

Yang Meng waved his hand: "Let him tell you himself." ”

What can he say? Tell you that yesterday almost made Ling Feng 'chrysanthemum crippled and full of wounds'? And then Ling Feng did a 'strongman lock man' to you?

You can wait for this Ling Feng to clean you up!

Long Teng was confused, Yang Meng said to Yunlong: "Okay, don't stand here, go back and sit, by the way, did you bring your soil burning?

Yunlong said: "I'm too anxious this time, I'll talk about it next time。。。。。。! Zhang Qingru went over there to take a look at the scene. ”

"That's okay, it just doesn't happen to be your breakfast!" Yang Meng said: "Long Teng, what do you have for breakfast?"

Watching Yang Meng return to the room, Zhang Qingru asked Yunlong directly: "Master, you just said that Yang Meng doesn't need to be registered and reviewed when leaving the country? This doesn't conform to the rules, right? Everyone in the 'four groups' of Shenwu, including their families, must be strictly reviewed if they want to leave the country, right? What if some inheritances leak out?"

Yunlong glared at Zhang Qingru: "Why are you so stupid? I can't figure out what this means? Inheritance leaks? Leak who? Leak their own family? Besides, what did Yang Meng just say, 'Respect ghosts and gods and stay away'? Who are we 'Shenwu' going to deal with, he knows these things clearly in his heart! He must know something we don't know! Besides, where did he go? Dongying! Do you remember the conflict caused by Su Jian Mingzun last time? Now that Yang Meng has stirred up the affairs of the Balkan Divine Kingdom, the Balkan Divine Kingdom and the Dongying Shinto Sect are now fighting bloodshed, Yang Meng goes to the East, whether it is the Shinto side or the Dongying Balkan Divine Kingdom, the forces will not let him go. ”

Zhang Qingru's eyes widened: "Then how can you let him pass?

Yunlong sighed and said, "How did I teach you such a stupid apprentice? Why did you release Menotios at that time? Isn't it just to lure out the people of the Balkan Divine Kingdom? It's better to let Yang Meng directly make such a play, disrupting all our deployments!"

Zhang Qingru was puzzled and asked, "Isn't this a bad thing?"

Yunlong's eyes glared: "You know a fart! This is a good thing!"

"A good thing?" Zhang Qingru was even more confused.

Yunlong nodded and said: "Of course it's a good thing! It turns out that the people of the Balkan Divine Kingdom are like pebbles falling into the sea and rats running into the rice barn, we don't know where to find them, now it's okay, Yang Meng has cleaned up Philotes, the people of the Balkan Divine Kingdom are extremely vindictive! If they come back, they will definitely give priority to Yang Meng's trouble." Where can I find such a good early warning?"

Zhang Qingru took a breath: "Master, we can't do this! What if the people of the Balkan Divine Kingdom find trouble with Yang Meng's family? The result of Yang Meng's madness is even more terrible than you imagined. ”

Yunlong grinned: "You think I haven't thought about it? Guess who is in charge of the Shenwu affairs in Handong City now?"

"Isn't it Brother Jiu?" Zhang Qingru asked rhetorically.

Yunlong shook his head: "Lao Jiu is dealing with things on the surface, and it is the seven groups who are really responsible." Now the whole group of seven groups is in Handong City. With Yang Meng's early warning device, they don't have to run around, including your second senior brother, who will also come here. Don't worry about Yang Meng's family, don't say that Philotes is coming, even if Nyx comes, he won't be afraid!

Zhang Qingru blinked, not knowing what to say.

"You said Senior Brother is coming over too?" he asked.

Yunlong snorted coldly: "Are you still embarrassed to say? You naughty guys, what did you tell the third brother about the last time the black-clothed Azan came over? After this guy found out, he and the second brother secretly ran over and killed more than 400 black-clothed Azan and almost caused an international dispute! Now they are being locked up at the headquarters! What do you think of bringing them over to the school to be teachers another day?"

Zhang Qingru suddenly asked, "Is the eldest sister coming?"

Yunlong's expression suddenly became ugly: "Don't mention that idiot!"

Zhang Qingru blinked: "She slipped away again?"

"I'm really afraid that she will get into trouble again! I can't stand wiping her ass anymore! Why does everyone in 'Shenwu' have to register when they leave the country? It's the rule for these bastards!" Yunlong said indignantly.

"But she never follows your rules, doesn't she. Zhang Qingru muttered.

Yunlong slapped Zhang Qingru's head on the ground: "Shut up." It seems that you really can't do it if you don't practice seriously! Let's go, hurry up the mountain!"

Zhang Qingru opened his mouth wide after hearing this: "Master, you are a personal vendetta of the communiquΓ©!"

He couldn't close his mouth here, and Long Teng in Yang Meng's room also had a dumbfounded expression.

"Master, aren't you kidding me, are you?" asked Long Teng.

Yang Meng directly took out his mobile phone and flipped through it: "Ah, I found it! Look, the photo of 'Strongman Lock Man', oops, it was called a spicy eye at the time, you just gnawed on the madman, it's not fun to gnaw just bite, and you have to strip off other people's clothes, no, it's not accurate to say that it's stripped naked, it's torn! You didn't look like a human at all, just a beast! If it weren't for the madman's habit of carrying handcuffs with him, he would definitely let you snap it now! Na na, I knew you didn't believe it, and I also took a picture of you, you see, you look like you're handcuffed to the heater。。。。。。 Tsk, I can't tell you still have a habit of shaving? Although Long Teng was already handcuffed to the heating pipe when Yang Meng passed, he didn't see what happened, but this didn't delay him from making up a nose and eyes, anyway, how to make Long Teng nervous, how did he come.

If you want to play tricks on people, of course, how to play tricks!

"Why did you still take a picture?" Long Teng's eyes widened, and he reached out and snatched Yang Meng's mobile phone.

"Dude, this is all learned from your sister!Why weren't you anxious when your sister took my photo?Why are you anxious when I take your photo now?" Yang Meng smiled.

Long Teng hurriedly deleted the photo: "Master, if such a photo leaks out, my image will be completely ruined!"

Yang Meng was not nervous: "It's okay, delete it, delete it, anyway, I've uploaded it to the computer." ”

"Upload to the computer?" Long Teng looked incredulous: "Master, will you upload to the computer?"

Yang Meng blinked: "Okay, I really won't! Your sister scared me so much at that time。。。。。。 Hmph, the photo was deleted and deleted, and now I think what will happen to you when you see a madman?"

Long Teng covered his face: "Master, why are you okay with the madman?"

Yang Meng was stunned: "We have an antidote, and I will give you an antidote later." ”

"Oh. Long Teng said, "Then my sister。。。。。。 ”

"She's in the same situation as you, but I'm much better than a madman. Yang Meng said proudly: "I knocked your sister unconscious!"

Long Teng's face was black: "Master, you say all day long that lobsters are single based on strength, I think you are really single based on strength, okay?

"Then what should I do? Let your sister insult my icy and jade body, and defile my pure body?" Yang Meng said.

Long Teng suspected that there was something wrong with his hearing: "Master, what are you talking about?"

Yang Meng's expression was exaggerated: "To tell the truth, your sister's state at that time was even more terrible than you! I see that your family has the potential of beasts! You see that all the ways on my body were scratched by your sister." Oops, I'll go, and now my scalp is tingling when I think about it. I think only Shake M can like the West Chamber. ”

Long Teng blinked: "Master, are you telling the truth?

Yang Meng looked at Long Teng puzzled and asked, "Long Teng, what's wrong with your eyes?"

Long Teng explained: "Well, my eyes are a little dry after sleeping for a long time. ”

"Oh. Yang Meng didn't care, but said on the side: "How to say it, the West Chamber is beautiful, but every day she opens her teeth and claws like a little monster in Ultraman, in her eyes, men are not as good as her, she is better than men in everything, and when she wants to insult me, she has to use a female superior。。。。。。 Oops!"

As soon as he turned around, he saw Long Xixiang standing behind him: "Uh, Xixiang, when did you come over?"

"Just when you said I was going to defile your pure flesh!" Long Xixiang sneered.

Yang Meng smiled dryly: "That's a joke, just kidding!" After speaking, he turned his head to look at Long Teng: "Why didn't you tell me that your sister was here?"

"I told you, I winked at you!"

Yang Meng: "。。。。。。。 West Chamber, that's a joke。。。。。。 Yes. Help!"