Cousin?

Cousin?

You're so crazy, aren't you?

Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman were so angry that their faces turned green, especially Xiaoman... It's all green to the point of blackening, but when I think about it, I understand one thing, is this a disguised compliment? It shows that I am very young and beautiful.

"This is my girlfriend, SME. Xu Mang's face was green, and he said indignantly: "You people want me to be sent to the orthopedic hospital, right?"

Yes?

This is the legendary Professor Xu girlfriend?

It seems like...

Blood to earn!

"Have you finished eating?" Yang Xiaoman asked expressionlessly, "After eating... I'm leaving. ”

"Hmm. ”

"Shall I send you?" asked Xu Mang.

"My driver sent me here. Yang Xiaoman packed up the takeaway box and said indifferently: "You continue to work." ”

After Xiao Man left,

The office began to come alive.

For the love story of Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman, everyone made an artistic rendering, and soon Xu Mang and Xiaoman carried out a cross-dimensional crossing, because only gravity and love can travel through time and space.

Xu Mang, who was regarded as a joke by everyone, was angry in his heart, and asked silently.

"Which of you is studying for a PhD?" Xu asked.

"Me!"

"Me too!"

"And me. ”

There were about a dozen people present, and there were almost six Ph.D. students.

Xu Mang nodded and said with a smile: "I'll take you next year, simply... If you don't satisfy me, it's going to be hard to get a Ph.D. ”

“？？？”

“？？？”

“？？？”

Really?

This... What the hell is going on?

Several Ph.D. students looked confused, although they were four or five years older than Xu Mang, but what could they do... In terms of academics, it is estimated that he will not be able to surpass it in his lifetime, and his impact factor is more than one hundred and twenty, which is enough for him to graduate more than a hundred times.

In short, age is not a problem, people speak with strength.

"Professor Xu?"

"You're not kidding, are you?" asked one of the Ph.D. students in horror, "It's not funny at all." ”

"Do you think I'm a joker?" Xu Mang said with a smile: "Director Fang talked to me, and when the spring of next year comes, I should bring a few PhDs, I think the six of you are good." ”

"I'm a person... You are all in charge of invigilating, do you know the difficulty of this semester's high math papers?" Xu Mang showed a cheap smile: "Understood!"

“...”

“...”

“...”

The six Ph.D. students silently closed their mouths and responded to Xu Mang with silence.

soon

Xu Mang completed all the work, but there was only one student who interested him, Hu Jie, a sophomore, and her idea was very interesting, although there were some errors in theory, but compared to others, this student was a rare genius.

But...

This computing power is worrying.

Xu Mang found Hu Jie's high math scores, only the middle of the class and the lower level, if you want to develop in the future, it is estimated that it will be difficult. After all, Leonardo da Vinci said that mathematics is the foundation of all natural sciences.

"I'll go first. ”

"You count the scores. ”

Looking at the figure of Xu Mang leaving, several people present took a long breath.

The demon is finally gone...

...

night

Always come so fast.

Xu Mang and Xiao Man are playing games in the dormitory, noble stand-alone players naturally don't play online games together, Xu Mang is lying on the bed playing Fire Emblem.

"Huh?"

"Big fool. Yang Xiaoman turned his head and said to Xu Mang: "Is it a history test the day after tomorrow?"

"Hmm!"

"What's wrong?" asked Xu Mang.

"Aren't you going to review and review?" Yang Xiaoman asked, "It's not fast to grind the gun." ”

Xu Mang said with a disdainful face: "Cut... Do I need a refresher?"

"It's okay not to review, but at least you need to know the name of the professor, right?" Yang Xiaoman said: "Isn't it a tragedy if you repeat the old tricks?"

“...”

ultimately

With Xiao Man's help, he found the list of professors in the history department, and then spent a minute remembering that Xu Mang had solved a major problem in his life.

"What..."

"It looks like we're going to stop the water today. Yang Xiaoman squeaked and said, "There is still half an hour before the water stops." ”

Xu Mang said in horror: "Then what should I do?"

"Or..."

"Let's do it together. Yang Xiaoman raised his head and looked at Xu Mang, and said with a smile: "It's okay." ”

“...”

Thinking for a long time,

Xu Mang finally agreed to this method and said indifferently: "Then take a phoenix bath together." ”

"Phew!"

"That's called Mandarin Duck!" Yang Xiaoman glanced at him.

"It's all the same. ”

"The phoenix is the male and the phoenix is the female. Xu Mang said with a smile: "The phoenix is much more awesome than the mandarin duck, listen to my tone... Wow, Phoenix! And then... Oh, mandarin ducks. ”

Xu Mang suddenly said seriously: "The former is shocked, and the latter is bland." ”

Words fall,

Yang Xiaoman's iron fist smashed over.

( ̄ ε(# ̄)☆╰╮o( ̄dish ̄///) What nonsense!

In the bathroom,

Xu Mang and Xiao Man took a bath, and after washing, they fought... Until they both ran out of strength.

"Alas!"

"It's about to be the New Year... You..."Yang Xiaoman lay in Xu Mang's arms, and said with a blushing face: "When do you plan to become a beast?"

Xu Mang glanced at it and said indifferently: "What are you doing in such a hurry, anyway, I have a bold plan." ”

Well?

Plan?

Is there a plan for this?

Yang Xiaoman asked curiously, "What is the plan?"

Xu Mang smiled: "I plan to start ten minutes before the New Year, do you know what it means?"

Yang Xiaoman shook his head, looking confused.

Then

Xu Mang quietly leaned into Yang Xiaoman's ear and said a unit of time.

Suddenly,

Xiao Man's face turned bloody, patted Xu Mang's chest, and said, "I hate it... You know how to play tricks on me. ”

...

Finally, on the day of the history department exam, Xu Mang got up early and went to the history department building.

But

After coming to the building, Xu Mang realized that he couldn't find the examination room.

After all, they are supernumerary personnel, and there is no name of their own in each examination room.

"Huh?"

"Isn't this Professor Xu?" a young woman noticed Xu Mang, who was full of anxiety, and asked curiously, "Professor Xu, why are you here?"

"Huh?"

"Oh...," Xu Mang said, "I'm here to take the exam." ”

"Professor Xu?"

"You don't have a fever, do you?" the woman asked helplessly, "Do you still need an exam?"

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

That said,

If you ate yesterday, does that mean you don't have to eat today?

Xu Mang said, "Where is the office of the head of your department?"

"On the left side of the third floor. ”

"Oh..."

"Goodbye. ”

Saying goodbye to the young woman, Xu Mang hurriedly ran to the department head's office on the third floor.

soon

Xu Mang saw an old man with gray hair, but he was quite energetic, and Xu Mang didn't want to explore too much about why he was so spiritual, anyway, the senior intellectuals he saw were all like this.

"Professor Xu, right?" the head of the history department asked curiously, "What are you doing in our history department?"

"I'm here for the exam. Xu Mang smiled and said, "Can you arrange it for me?"

"Director Fang mentioned it to me, I thought it was a joke. The head of the history department said, "It turns out that you really came, so let's be... Let's go to the exam room for the first year of history. ”

"Results..."Xu Mang asked, "What about the results?"

The head of the history department said: "You can not announce it, but you can also announce it, after all, you are special." ”

Xu Mang thought for a moment and hurriedly said, "Then let's announce it!"

“...”

"Are you sure?" said the head of the history department in surprise, "If this is a bad grade... You know. ”

"No!"

"I'm afraid that no one in the history department is my opponent. Xu Mang said with a smile: "This time I won the first place." ”

Hearing Xu Mang's words,

The head of the history department didn't care, Xu Mang was from the physics department, although his academic level was very high, physics and history were completely unrelated, even if Xu Mang's level was top-level, it was almost impossible to play a role in history.

"Whatever you want. The history department nodded.

"Then I'm leaving..."

Leave the office,

With the help of a kind student, Xu Mang successfully found the examination room for his freshman year of history.

When Xu Mang just walked into the classroom, many students present saw him.

“？？？”

“？？？”

“？？？”

Hey?

Isn't this Professor Xu Mangxu from the Department of Physics?

Why is he here?

Xu Mang silently walked to the corner of the last row of the classroom, but Xu Mang didn't care about the students looking at him like monkeys.

"Professor Xu?"

"Are you here for the exam?" asked a girl curiously.

"Hmm. Xu Mang nodded.

Everyone present was stunned for a moment, and their faces showed shocked expressions.

"Professor Xu?"

"You..." The girl didn't know what to say for a while, and after thinking for a long time, she said, "You're here to experience life, right?"

Not to mention,

It's really possible, after all, Professor Xu doesn't play according to the routine.

Xu Mang said seriously: "I'm serious, so please take the exam well, just now I talked to the head of your department, students with lower rankings than me mean that they are not serious in class, and they will be deducted a little credit." ”

Cut!

Ranked lower than you?

How can it be!

Students don't care about the so-called deduction of credits, reasonable... Although Xu Mang is a professor, he is a professor in the Department of Physics, and physics and history are completely unrelated, so how can he be lower than Professor Xu.

Not to mention deducting credits, expulsion is fine!

At this point,

Twenty minutes before the exam,

The two invigilators came to the examination room, and then saw Xu Mang in the corner.

“...”

“...”

Professor Xu?

Is he crazy?

A teaching assistant hurriedly ran to Xu Mang's side and asked respectfully, "Professor Xu, who are you?"

"Exam!"

"Huh?" the teaching assistant asked in surprise, "Exam... Exams?"

Words fall,

The teaching assistant smiled wryly, "Okay..."

soon

The exam has officially begun,

From the moment Xu Mang got the roll, a familiar feeling came to his face, it was too long... It's been a long time since I had an exam! This time I have to grasp it well, after all, it will be the last exam of my life.

Glancing at the students present who were seriously answering the questions, Xu Mang sighed guiltily.

I'm sorry

You're all going to die!

......