Chapter 363: Your Cousin?, (1/3)
What to do?
I'm afraid this is specifically for me!
Oops!
never thought that he would play with a big knife all day long, but the big knife fell and accidentally hit his head.
Xu Mang is very desperate now, how do he know who the professors in this subject are, although he knows many professors, but he really doesn't know what they do, except for a few professors who have helped with research, he can't even name them.
Don't talk about them,
I forgot the name of my former homeroom teacher.
belch
Xu Mang thought about it for a long time and decided to write a characteristic word on it, which was more naughty.
It's called a colleague...
"Xu Mang?"
"I'll tell you a situation. Director Fang glanced at Xu Mang's answer to the first question, and said slowly: "You don't usually go to class, so I talked to a few professors, you don't have the so-called usual score bonus, so how many points you have in the paper, how much you have at the end of the term." ”
I...
Nima!
Isn't this a buddy's routine?
Xu Mang looked at Director Fang with a frightened face, opened his mouth several times, but he was still speechless, he originally thought that the big knife fell and slashed his head, and he would be sent to the hospital immediately to survive in the world, but now he is directly pushed into the stove and burned, how can this withstand it?
"Director Fang?"
"Is my scroll a separate copy?" asked Xu Mang.
"Yes!"
"I asked the professors to make you a separate copy of this paper. Director Fang said solemnly: "Special characters and special events must be treated specially. ”
Finished...
It's really over!
How is it good?
Xu Mang, who did not believe in evil, silently turned on the system.
"The system... What's the name of the professor in charge of this paper?"
[Unable to provide relevant information]
If
The system is not omnipotent, and there are some things that the system doesn't even know, such as the name of this professor.
“...”
Xu Mang glanced up at Director Fang, saw a hint of a smile in his expression, and then silently handed over the paper and said, "I want to hand in the paper." ”
Director Fang was stunned for a moment, then came back to his senses after a long time and asked, "Straight zero points?"
"Hmm!"
"Director Fang... There is no difference between a fifty-nine score and a zero score. Xu Mang said: "In the same way... There is no difference between sixty-one points and perfect scores. ”
Director Fang was not polite, silently put away Xu Mang's white scroll, and said indifferently: "Xu Mang... You can't do this, won't this result make people laugh when they are announced?"
"What should I do? ”
"I don't even have classes. Xu Mang said innocently: "Director Fang, you are too ruthless, you don't engage in academics, you actually look at the art of war, and this false shot directly shook me into the ditch." ”
"Huh. ”
"Soldiers don't get tired of cheating, Xu Mang... You also need to grow. ”
"Then let's move on to the next exam. Director Fang took out the second scroll and put it in front of Xu Mang.
subsequently
Xu Mang glanced at it, and silently handed over the volume.
A total of four exams, which took two minutes, Xu Mang ended with four zeros, ending all the tasks of the day.
Xu Mang: Embarrassed
Humiliation!
What a humiliation!
"Don't be upset. Director Fang said with a smile: "In fact, even if you are Professor Xu, when you face the exam, you will have the possibility of zero scores, this time is a lesson, and it also gives a reminder to other students." ”
"Director Fang!"
"You're making an example of killing chickens and monkeys!" Xu Mang said helplessly: "This is to hang my body on the city gate and tell the other students... That's what happens when you don't have a good class. ”
"Yes!"
"Who told you not to go to class on a regular basis. Director Fang said with a smile: "This time the results will be announced, but the whole school will announce it." ”
"I think..."
"No one dares not to go to class, even our Professor Xu has zero points if he doesn't go to class, so that others will be expelled. Director Fang smiled and said, "I have discussed this matter with the principal, and it is a very good education. ”
Xu Mang: @#¥%... &
it!
The noble Professor Xu turned out to be a tool man.
"Farewell!"
Xu Mang ran away...
Looking at Xu Mang's departing figure, Director Fang smiled, although it was a little unfair to Xu Mang, but the grades didn't play a role in him now, it was better to make good use of this opportunity to teach other students.
Look,
Is Professor Xu very powerful?
Such a powerful genius only has zero points if he doesn't go to class, so what reason do you have not to come to class?
...
"Ugh..."
"The noble Professor Xu turned out to be a refugee. Xu Mang hid in the quilt, sighing, and sad, never thought that it would be such a situation, and the question in the eyes of others became a proposition on himself.
Then
Yang Xiaoman returned to the dormitory and suddenly found Xu Mang in the bed.
"Huh?"
"Why are you so early?" Yang Xiaoman asked curiously, "Did you submit the paper early?"
"Nope!"
"I got zero marks on four exams. Xu Mang said with a smile: "I was tricked by others, I'm so angry... This is the most humiliating day for Xu Mang, and I feel like that's all for eating, and now I think back on it really angry. ”
Yang Xiaoman frowned and asked curiously, "What is your situation?"
"The first inscription of the scroll reads... The name of the professor in this course is worth 41 points. Xu Mang said with a dark face: "I haven't been in class, how do I know who the professor is, and I don't even have the usual minutes." ”
Puff,
Yang Xiaoman showed a happy smile, this is the happiest thing she has encountered in her life, her happiness level is higher than the first kiss between the two, to be honest... It's really hard to see Xu Mang's deflatedness, especially any exam or competition.
finally
God opened his eyes once.
Good is rewarded with good and evil is rewarded with evil, so that you can usually be a bad person!
Yang Xiaoman sat beside Xu Mang, pinched his face, and smiled happily: "Really... I think you're cute right now, with a sad face... Hey, hey, hey. ”
Listen up!
Is this human talk?
Zero marks for four homework... It's very humiliating, okay?
"Oops!"
"Don't frown. Yang Xiaoman said with a smile: "Lady, I will kiss you to make you happy." ”
Words fall,
Yang Xiaoman kissed it.
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After kissing,
Xu Mang straightened Xu Mang's face with both hands, stared at him seriously, and lowered his head silently.
pity
Xiao Man's plan did not succeed, and she kissed the back of his hand.
"Hey!"
"You're too much!" Yang Xiaoman said angrily: "Lady, let me comfort you, you big idiot doesn't appreciate it... No, you're not like that, haven't you just smoked, and why does the dormitory smell of air fragrance?"
"Don't make a fuss!"
"I'm pretty annoyed right now. Xu Mang pretended to be calm and said, "Let me lie down for a while." ”
“...”
Yang Xiaoman finally let Xu Mang go, after all, he is quite sad now.
Seeing that Xiao Man was ordering takeout, Xu Mang took a long breath, he did smoke one in the dormitory just now, and the fragrance of tobacco still remained in his mouth, with Xiao Man's Ding tongue sensitivity, it is estimated that he can see through it with a lick.
Today would have been tragic enough, if this is another beating...
Forget it
Don't want these annoying things.
Afternoon
Xu Mang received the notice and began to correct the students' papers, and by the way, he was also the leader of the marking team, and the members were all doctoral students and teaching assistants, one of whom was an old acquaintance, Hu Ming, a counselor in the freshman class of theoretical physics.
Boom,
Xu Mang's correction speed is very fast, and the high-math papers have standard answers, as long as they follow the standard answers.
“...”
“...”
“...”
it!
That's a lot of speed!
After seeing Xu Mang's papers, many people showed a look of surprise.
soon
Xu Mang finished the high-math papers, not to mention... The results are quite good, and many people have gotten a passing grade, probably... There are more than a dozen, of course, most of them fail, and you can imagine how weak these people's ability to deal with sudden situations is.
And
Mathematics is a major pillar of physics, and if you don't have it, physics will basically be useless.
No,
They need to be stimulated for math later.
moment
Xu Mang began to correct the basic physics papers of the theoretical physics major.
Different from when grading high numbers, this time Xu Mang was extra careful, basically read everyone's theories, and then annotated on the wrong side, counted the theory with the most errors, and explained it again next year.
Two hours later,
Almost halfway through the correction, Xu Mang didn't find any special theoretical system, many of them were nonsense, which seemed reasonable, but careful analysis was not tenable at all.
"Professor Xu?"
"Dinner went. A Ph.D. student said to Xu Mang, "Are you with us?"
"Uh..."
"Nope. Xu Mang shook his head and said silently, "My girlfriend will bring me food." ”
“...”
“...”
“...”
A group of people left in a fit of rage.
Xu Mang was still correcting the papers, and he put his last hope on the other half of the uncorrected papers.
"Huh?"
"It's kind of interesting!" Xu Mang finally discovered a theory that interested him.
Algorithmic Concepts of Quantum Structure in Quantum Chromodynamics
This is a very comprehensive idea, to be precise, a computer program software, which is not directly related to dark matter, but through this theory, it is possible to study computer programs that calculate the interaction between elementary particles.
This new computer program can help it understand particle events at the Large Hadron Collider and explore the mysterious dark matter particles.
But...
This investment is too big, it is impossible for Fuda to establish such a project, and even the official appearance of the magic capital is impossible, it must be the strength of the whole country, and this particle collider alone is a headache.
But it's really good, give you ninety points!
Sincerely
The first outstanding player is born.
"Huh?"
"I think I'm still a female classmate. Xu Mang was surprised, the Department of Physics was originally a scarce subject for female students, who would have thought that with such a small number, a genius would pop up, which can be called a miracle from the perspective of pure probability.
"I'm going... There are only about 20 girls in the entire physics department, right?" Xu Mang smiled: "This girl needs to focus on training!"
Followed by
Xu Mang found another theory that he was very interested in.
Sensing Dark Matter Through Energy Transfer in the Form of Quantum Resonance
This one...
Xu Mang read it, although the content in it was messy, but the title provided Xu Mang with a new idea.
There is currently no observational data in this field, and if you start first, you may be able to be ahead of the world in one aspect.
But the question is...
No money!
There is also no relevant detection material and theoretical support.
Then
Yang Xiaoman called and told him that he was already downstairs, so he hurried over to pick it up.
soon
Xu Mang took Yang Xiaoman to the office and ate the lunch brought by Xiaoman.
Coincidentally,
The group of teaching assistants and doctoral students who had finished eating came back in groups, and when they saw a girl in the office who was less than 1.5 meters tall, everyone was stunned.
"Professor Xu?"
"Is this your cousin?"
Suddenly,
Xu Mang and Yang Xiaoman's faces turned green.
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