Chapter 272: Little Mouth Is So Sweet!
When the master of the Seven Lives Fu Mansion was learning Chinese characters, pinyin didn't come out. When he taught the savages www.biquge.info learn Chinese characters, he taught these savages how he learned them back then.
He didn't even think about pinyin - he didn't teach traditional Chinese characters, so he was lucky for the savages.
"But...... The thought of teaching these savages to learn pinyin first made me feel so irritable. I'll try it first.,If it doesn't work, I'll wait for the drunken day.,No.,It's the drunken moon Taoist friend who sent me a Chinese teacher.。 "The Seven Lives Fu Mansion is the main road.
After speaking, he seemed to suddenly remember something, and he added: "By the way, if you can't find a Chinese teacher, Shuhang Xiaoyou, you can send yourself to me, just bring the Blood God Diamond over." In this way, we just finished the deal, and you can help me teach the savages pinyin, okay?"
Song Shuhang: "......"
Am I saying something wrong, and why am I unwittingly pitting myself?
But from beginning to end, I kindly mentioned the predecessors of the Seven Life Fu Mansion Masters, and used pinyin to learn Chinese characters for the savages?
No, I have to save myself.
Otherwise, if the 'Drunken Star Senior?' can't find a suitable Chinese teacher, maybe the Seven Life Fu seniors will really fly over overnight and teach the wild people Chinese on an isolated island wrapped in a single sheet and with a vast ocean.
As for the white seniors on the side, there is no need to expect him to help...... Maybe he'll be fun and go with him to the island.
Song Shuhang always felt that this possibility was really too big, and it was terrible to think about.
Especially when he accidentally turned his head and looked at Bai Senior, I don't know if it was an illusion, when Bai Seniors looked at the words 'lonely island, wild man', the light in his eyes seemed to be flickering with interest?
No, I definitely have to save myself!
Song Shuhang turned his head frantically, and suddenly a thought flashed in his heart: "Seven seniors, I have a trick to learn pinyin, you go to the Internet to find it...... You should be able to find the 'Hanyu Pinyin Alphabet Song'!"
"When the time comes, you play it repeatedly for those savages, in the morning and evening, when you eat and when you put it on the tuba, and put it for a week or two, and the savages should be able to master Hanyu Pinyin!"
"Not only that, I remember that the primitive tribe way of living in human beings like to dance very much! Seven generations of seniors, you can find a few simple and easy-to-use dances from the Internet, and choreograph this 'Chinese alphabet song' into a dance, so that they can sing and dance every morning, and dance more during activities, so as to stimulate their interest!"
After typing the above words in one go, Song Shuhang sighed secretly.
I'm sorry, savage brothers...... But there's nothing wrong with brainwashing songs.,Listen to it more and you can increase your posture.。 After dancing, you can also dance as a square dance, and you are old! Aunts all over China are popular with this thing.
The Seven Life Fu Mansion Lord's eyes suddenly lit up: "Oh, oh, oh, there is this trick! Wonderful! Compared with rote memorization, the craftsmanship of the song is more catchy and easy to be remembered!"
Song Shuhang hit the railway while it was hot: "After you have taught the savage pinyin, it will be simple to learn Chinese characters." And seniors, I feel that teaching savages to learn words can't blindly use severe slapping and hanging palms. We must make sure that there are clear rewards and punishments, that is, there are punishments and rewards, so as to maximize the motivation of savages to learn Chinese characters!"
In fact, Shuhang felt that it was a little inappropriate to call the term 'savage' all the time, but for a while he couldn't think of any better words to replace it.
"The rewards and punishments are clear, and they are reasonable! Shuhang Xiaoyou is worthy of being a young man, and his brain is the light. The Seven Life Fu Mansion Master felt that Shuhang's words were simply poking at the itch in his heart, and he felt that this idea was really great, and at the same time he asked: "Regarding how to reward and punish clearly, can Shuhang Xiaoyou be clearer?"
"Let's use an analogy. For example, learning pinyin and the top few people who have the fastest mastery of Chinese characters can reward some savages with things they like. Such as good weapons, fishing supplies, some modern small objects, lighters or something?" Song Shuhang said: "And the worst ones can also consider other punishment methods, such as starvation." Perhaps hunger is a more terrible thing for savages than being hanged? Don't blindly beat the palm of your hand and hang it, the same punishment method will be used for a long time, and the effect will become lower and lower. ”
Savages who have never met before...... I, Song, can only help you get here. I hope this suggestion of mine can help you eat less flesh and skin in the future.
Compared with hanging, being hungry should be a little more acceptable, right?
"Makes sense, you can give it a try. The Seven Life Fu Mansion Lord nodded secretly, and at the same time drew inferences: "Moreover, I can also give the wild people a test paper, a small test in three days, and a big test in five days." Those who don't do well in the test are hungry, and those who do well in the test have various rewards. In the future, I can also let them write essays, and if they can't write well, they will be hanged. Tsk, awesome!"
The corners of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched suddenly, and a group of black uncles in animal skin clothes appeared in his mind, lying on the table, facing the "Final Exam Paper of the First Grade of Primary School" or the essay question "If I Were a Scallion" copied from the Internet by the master of the Seven Life Fu Mansion, with sad faces and struggling to write.
I didn't expect that the predecessors of the Seven Life Fu Mansion Master would actually think of the 'test paper' and the sea of questions tactics, and unconsciously, it seemed to increase the pain of the wild people?
Am I doing bad things with good intentions again?
Seven Life Fu Mansion Master: "It feels amazing, I'll go try it for these savages right away." Let them listen to the Chinese Pinyin alphabet song for more than ten days first, Shuhang Xiaoyou, and when there is a result, I will come up and contact you![Wave goodbye emoji]"
After saying that, he couldn't wait to go offline.
After the Seven Lives Fu Mansion Master went offline, Beihe Sanren bubbled: "[Sweat wiping expression] These days, even if it is a paradise, it may not be happy." ”
Lychee Fairy: "And, in fact, there is a big problem...... Have you ever received a letter from a friend of the Seven Lives Daoist before? He is a 'talisman master' by profession, and the words he writes are habitually like ghost drawings. I had a hard time reading the words written in his letter. If he taught the natives to read and write, he also used the same way as ghost drawings...... I'm going to ask the natives about the psychological shadow area?"
Pharmacist: "It's not easy for the natives!"
Creation Dharma King: "Star Awakening Monk, please be sure to find a good language teacher for the natives!"
"Awakening Star?...... It's not a waking star, it's the drunken moon!I only misremembered one word last time, but this time I misremembered both words!" The drunken moon monk had a kneeling expression.
"I'm sorry, Drunken Moon Daoyou. Actually, I have a suggestion, why don't you change the number of the road, and call it Drunken Day? I think everyone will be able to remember it. "The Dharma King of Creation replied weakly.
"Drunk Day can remember +1" Lychee Fairy.
"Drunk Day Remembers +2" Pharmacist - Just copy and paste, the Pharmacist is still very fast.
"Drunk day can remember +3" Huangshan Zhenjun.
Below, a row of seniors in the group followed suit.
The drunken moon monk sighed faintly, he really wanted to tie everyone in the group to 10,000 tons of meteorite iron and sink into the Pacific Ocean!
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The corners of Song Shuhang's mouth twitched, and he turned off the interface of Jiuzhou No. 1 Group.
Then, he sighed secretly: "I hope the method taught to the Seven Lives Senior can be effective." ”
Venerable Bai on the side grinned and said, "It's no problem whether it has an effect or not, in fact, I really want to see how Qisheng teaches savages to learn Chinese characters, and I am also interested in that isolated island." ”
Bai Senpai really got a strange interest!
"I have something more fun, two days later...... I have a friend who invited me to visit a resort island in the East China Sea, and there is a five-day luxury cruise!
Otherwise, he was afraid that Senior Bai would take him tonight and go to the Mansion Master of the Seven Lives Fu Mansion with a 'whoosh'!
Sure enough, after the white seniors heard about the resort island and the luxury cruise ship, they became interested.
"In the case of the resort island, there are roller coasters, ten rings or more, jumping machines, pirate ships, Ferris ring cars, extreme windmills?"
Why are the projects reported by Bai Senpai all the types that make people weak?
"Yes, all of them! everything!" Song Shuhang patted his chest and promised, there must be!
"Then let's go right away!" Senior Bai narrowed his eyes and said.
"Senior Bai, don't worry. Two days later we departed...... Besides, we have to wait for Doudou and the little monk to come back. Song Shuhang replied.
"Doudou and the little monk?" Senior Bai asked, "Oh, you just mentioned that Doudou ran away from home again. ”
"yes. Song Shuhang sighed.
"Okay, then wait two days. "Venerable Bai is reluctant to do it.
"Then it's decided, Senior Bai, let's have breakfast first. Then today, while I am free, I will take you to the Yuyu Mountain near Wenzhou City, which should be a bayberry picking festival in the near future, and you can go in and eat by yourself if you have activities. Song Shuhang introduced.
"Good!" Venerable Bai's eyes sparkled.
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Song Shuhang and Venerable Bai said as they walked, going to the kitchen to see if Mother Song had prepared breakfast for them.
in the kitchen.
Song's mother happened to be making dumplings, and she turned her head when she heard footsteps behind her.
"Good morning, Mom. Eat dumplings in the morning!"
"Well, I just wrapped it, I don't know when you got up, and you haven't got out of the pot yet. Song Bai also woke up, it's rare to get up early today?" Song's mother quipped.
Venerable Bai nodded slightly, and replied: "Well, good morning little girl, you are the mother of Shuhang Xiaoyou, I got up very early today!"
Little girl?
Are you calling me?!Mother Song was stunned at first, and then she chuckled: "Shuhang, your friend has only been one night, and his little mouth has become so sweet." ”
Song Shuhang: "......"
Venerable Bai looked confused: "?"
Did I say something wrong?" Venerable Bai wondered in his heart. (To be continued.) )