This fake 'Wuji Hunt and Kill Order' was just a bait used by Gongzihai to attract the 'masked man' to attack Song Shuhang......

"Really, wouldn't you think about it? Will the Wuji Hunt Order be printed on ordinary white paper? Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info "Gongzihai controlled the slightly chubby middle-aged man and tore up this so-called 'Wuji Pursuit and Killing Order'.

Then, he reached out and grabbed the little golden hairpin at the back of his head and pulled it gently.

Jin Hai pulled it down, and the connection between him and the middle-aged man was severed.

The middle-aged man held the golden hairpin, fell to the ground softly, and passed out - when he woke up, he thought he was drunk at most, and ran to the rooftop to sleep all night. Maybe you will also feel happy that you have a little golden hairpin in your hand?

And in Song Shuhang's room.

The corners of Venerable Bai's mouth pursed slightly, revealing a pleasant smile: "It turns out that it is a person from the Wuji Demon Sect, I have always wanted to find out where the headquarters of the Wuji Demon Sect is hidden...... This time, I might be able to find a clue. ”

Venerable Bai's spiritual shock, how could it be so simple?

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Early the next morning.

Song Shuhang slept until eight o'clock before waking up.

The tossing and turning in the middle of the night last night made him a little tired, and he slept a little more unconsciously.

"Awake?" said Senior Bai turned his head and smiled.

At this time, Senior Bai was watching a movie on the computer while being in the water group.

Song Shuhang really wanted to pounce on it, and changed the movie to Senior Bai for the 'Safe Driving Traffic Law Video'.

Then in the group, there are several seniors who are bubbling.

When Senior Bai turned sideways, Song Shuhang happened to see the Seven Life Fu Mansion Master on the screen asking everyone for help: "Daoist friends in the group, who will send me a Chinese teacher over? It's so melancholy!"

"Porphyry......" Song Shuhang sprayed as soon as he saw this.

What does it mean to send a Chinese teacher over?

Senior, the Chinese teacher is a human being, not an item, and it can't be sent by courier......

Wait a minute, Yu Rouzi and Su Shi Ah Sixteen sent themselves by courier. Could it be that in the cognition of the seniors in the group, the express delivery can be sent?

Creation Dharma King: "What happened to the Seven Beings Daoist, why do you want to send the Chinese teacher?"

Sure enough, the seniors in the group are curious about 'why do you want to send the Chinese teacher', instead of 'can the Chinese teacher send it'?

This problem is so serious that it may cause death.

At this time, Beihe Sanren spoke up: "In my memories that I haven't forgotten, I vaguely remember that the Seven Lives Daoist Friend taught the local savages to read and write on a small island in the world? Could it be that there is a problem in the literacy process?"

"Alas, don't mention it. These savages were like stupid dogs! I finally taught them to memorize the "Three Character Classic", and when I turned my head, they forgot it again.

It doesn't matter if I slap them hard in the palm of their hand or hang them up and beat them, it's useless.

Up to now, the pronunciation of these savages is still completely non-standard, and they often memorize the wrong order, it's been almost two months, and the beginning of the "Three Character Classic", they often recite it: At the beginning of people, grind tofu! Grind a hairy ash, I have never taught them so much!" The Seven Life Fu Mansion Master collapsed.

As soon as his words fell, an ID in the Jiuzhou No. 1 group appeared.

The ID name is 'I am Xiao Doudou, the master of Huangshan Dasha', and he spoke: "Wangwang, Qisheng, I can't pretend that I didn't hear what you said just now, what is stupid and stupid dog?

Seven Life Fu Mansion Master: "......"

I am Xiao Doudou, the owner of Huangshan Dasha: "Wang, apologize, quickly apologize to Doudou and me and the demon dogs all over the world, otherwise I will bite you to death!"

The Seven Life Fu Mansion Master: "@黄山真君, your Doudou is out." ”

Huangshan Zhenjun flashed quickly, but it was also a string of speechless colons: "......"

Seven Life Fu Mansion Master: "Look at your Doudou's name." ”

Huangshan Zhenjun: "......"

Beihe Sanren laughed: "@书山压力大, is Doudou by your side?"

Crazy knife three waves: "Doudou's ID, hahahaha, laughing at me." When did Doudou become the master of Huangshan Dasha?"

Beihe Sanren: "...... , Sanlang Daoyou. [Goodbye waving emoji]"

Crazy Knife Three Waves: "?"

Crazy knife three waves: "I wiped it, I directly copied the Doudou ID to send a message, something went wrong." ”

System prompt: [Blade Three Waves retracts a message]

The three waves quickly withdrew the first message.

Crazy Dao Sanlang said quickly: "Huangshan senior, you also saw it, I was unintentional. For the sake of my unintentional mistakes, I withdrew so quickly, spare me this time?"

"Huh. Huangshan Zhenjun said: "It's late." ”

[System message prompt: (******) The three waves of the wild knife have been banned by the group leader Huangshan Zhenjun for 1 hour. ］

said it was late, but it only banned the three waves of the knife for an hour.

......

......

Venerable Bai turned his head and glanced at the chat records in the group, nodded with satisfaction: "The Daoists in the group are still very happy, it's really good." ”

"Happy?" Song Shuhang laughed dryly, he felt that this was the daily routine of Sanlang's predecessors: "Wait, senior, lend me the computer." ”

"Good. Haku-senpai stood up from his chair.

Song Shuhang quickly used Senior Bai's chat account to enter: "Doudou, where are you now! Immediately, immediately, bring the little monk back to me!!"

I am Xiao Doudou, the owner of Huangshan Dasha: "I'm scared of, I thought Bai Senior was, it turned out that it was Shuhang You are using Bai Senior's account?

Then, I am Xiaodoudou, the owner of Huangshan Dasha, and said: "Senior Brother Song, I am Guoguo. If you don't shoot all the out of me, I can consider going back sooner! But you have to promise the whole group. ”

Song Shuhang gritted his teeth: "Hehehe, you two are really good!"

I am Xiao Doudou, the owner of Huangshan Dasha: "Catch me, catch me, just like Huangshan Dasha, you should have caught me back!"

Wandering Monk Tongxuan: "......"

Wandering Monk Tongxuan: "[Sweat Erases] [Kitchen Knife Expressions]"

The wandering monk Tongxuan silently went offline.

When the little monk Guoguo who was far away in the sky saw Master Tongxuan's two expressions, his face turned white with fright - he forgot that Abbot Tongxuan was also in the group, what should I do? When the time comes, not to mention that Senior Brother Shuhang wants to beat out all his, Master Tongxuan will definitely beat out his and urine!

Huangshan Zhenjun: "Shuhang Xiaoyou, Doudou and Little Monk Guoguo, I will have someone bring them back." So, that's it for now. ”

Then, Huangshan Zhenjun used the group owner authority to change Doudou's name first.

Then, the True Monarch's Great Forbidden Speech Technique was cast.

[System message prompt: (******) I am the loyal dog of Lord Huangshan, Xiaodoudou, who has been banned by the group leader Huangshan Zhenjun for 1 day. ］

Song Shuhang: "......"

The reason why Doudou has become a tease is that Huangshan Zhenjun has contributed a lot, right?

The farce caused by Doudou finally ended with Doudou and the three waves of crazy knives being banned, with the little monk receiving a 'pale face' package sent by Master Tongxuan.

......

......

The Seven Lives Fu Mansion Master: "Don't go far from the topic, Doudou has bent the topic." Anyway, who can send me a Chinese teacher, I'm in a hurry! I'm completely out of action for these savages. If I continue like this, I feel like I'm going to do something wrong! My sword is trembling now, and I'm almost at the limit of my patience. ”

Song Shuhang hurriedly replied with the account of Venerable Bai: "Remind my seniors, express delivery cannot be used to send people. The Chinese teacher is not a cargo and cannot be sent by courier...... It's going to die!"

"Don't care about these details, it's really not good, it's good to send a Chinese teacher over by plane! "The Seven Life Fu Mansion Master has obviously been brought to a collapse by that group of savages.

The Dharma King said, "Who has invested in the school industry? I remember that there was a Taoist friend in the group...... It seems to be called Drunken Day? This Taoist friend's practice is so weird that I can't always remember his full name. Anyway, isn't there a few school properties under his hands? elementary school, junior high school, all the way to university!"

The named drunken moon monk silently appeared: "......"

The drunken moon monk is so melancholy, his exercises are special, and if he is less than an eight-rank Xuan Sheng, he will not be able to appear in front of people. Then, it is often inexplicably ignored by the Taoist friends in the group.

Unconsciously, he became the number one little transparent in the 'Jiuzhou No. 1 Group'.

No matter how he shows his sense of existence, no matter how much he makes various comments in the group space, no matter how crazy he is, Taoist friends often can't remember him inexplicably.

Although I know that it is the reason for my own exercises, I am a little depressed......

Drunken Moon Monk: "I'm really sorry that I can't let you remember my Dao name." Alas. I have a few schools in my hands, but it's summer vacation, and the teachers are already on vacation. I'll help you contact Qisheng Daoyou to take a look, maybe if the salary is good, there will be a Chinese teacher who is willing to go abroad to teach the savages on the island Chinese...... But I can't guarantee success!"

"Thank you very much, drunken Taoist friend!" The Seven Life Fu Mansion Lord burst into tears: "Great kindness, I will never forget." ”

Drunken Moon Layman: "Seven Lives Daoist, I am Drunken Moon, Drunken Moon!...... I don't want to be repaid forever, I just want to remember my Tao number!"

Seven Life Fu Mansion Master: "[shy expression]"

At this time, Song Shuhang thought about it for a while, and then said with the account of Bai senior: "Qisheng senior, I want to ask, have you taught savages to use 'pinyin'? If you use pinyin, maybe it will be easier to remember the words?"

Pinyin...... I forgot about it. The master of the Seven Lives Fu Mansion laughed twice - no way, when he was learning Chinese characters back then, he was enlightened by the three-character scripture or something.

Song Shuhang silently mourned for the group of savages who were pumped and beaten...... (To be continued.) )