671 Played a screwed press conference
"Why can't I tell you that I don't understand? Everyone usually fights PUBG, is the player who can survive to the end the master?"
The fat brother looked at everyone in the audience and asked loudly.
"Yes!"
"Yes!"
Everyone below immediately replied loudly.
Robots can learn, they can imitate players, and there is a difference between players who live in the finals and players who land in boxes, so why should robots be the same?"
Saying that, the fat brother spread his hands and looked at the mentally handicapped expression, looked at the guy and asked, "Got it?"
Seeing that the young man was silent, his eyes were still a little stubborn, the fat brother ignored it, dusted off the speech and said, "It's all right, then I'll continue." ”
"Everyone played at a level and played in style in last night's game...... Hmmm......"
Speaking of which, the fat brother's expression became a little, well, weird.
"Ahem! The players rely on their skills to be higher than hard...... Poof!"
This thing didn't hold back for a while, laughing?
The reporters below were about to suffocate, but everyone couldn't hold back and didn't dare to laugh, waiting for him to continue to do things.
"I'm sorry, ahem! With his excellent climactic skills, he showed the audience a wonderful duel...... Hahahahahaha! I'm sorry everyone, hahahaha!"
Sure enough, the more this thing was talked, the more outrageous it became, and he actually laughed with one hand on the podium and the other hand on his stomach.
This product is simply poisonous, he laughed, a good press conference immediately made a mess, the reporters also laughed more than once, it seems that everyone thought of a piece, last night's game, the performance of the American team was really "outstanding".
The more he laughed on stage, the darker the faces of the players of the American team beneath, especially after the translator translated it for them, the hairs of the American team's coach were almost standing up in anger.
After laughing for a while, the fat brother barely stood up straight, and said with an unfinished look: "Okay, okay, don't laugh, everyone be serious." ”
"Inside, I suddenly remembered a very happy thing just now, I really can't help it, forgive me, forgive me!"
Saying that, the fat brother was still holding the crumpled speech and hugging his fist towards the American team in the audience.
The coach of the American team snorted coldly and continued to look coldly at the man on the stage who kept humiliating them, to see what else he could do.
"Inside...... Where did I just go? Oh yes, a great showdown...... I hope that everyone can continue to maintain the same high standard and present more exciting games to the audience and friends......"
Speaking of which, the fat brother also turned the page with saliva, he really doesn't have any idol baggage!
"Oh here, in order to prevent similar incidents from happening in future competitions, we will prohibit the use of frying pans and other props in future competitions...... Frying pans?poofhahahahahaha!"
I don't know why this thing is so funny, this thing is laughing so hard that he pounds the table, people can't help it when they see it, and the reporters below are no better, all of them are staggering and staggering.
"Bang!"
The players of the American team in the front row finally couldn't stand it anymore, and the bald coach slammed the armrest of the seat irritablely and left the venue with a rage.
"Alas, people are still here, so you can't wait for them to leave and laugh!"
The two staff members who were sent to prevent him from making trouble were all crying and laughing, why did they go back this time.
"Oh, he's gone?"
The fat brother finally came to his senses, and just wanted to apologize, he found that the American team was gone, and hurriedly looked at the reporters in the audience and asked.
Everyone nodded wildly with a gloating face, this thing is in trouble again, haha!
"You're all so adults, how many times do you want me to say it? People are angry with you, and you have a fart press conference!"
The fat brother straightened his clothes and pointed at the reporters below with a serious face.
"Hahahaha!"
Everyone burst into laughter again, shameless people have seen a lot, and it's really the first time I've seen such a shameless person.
As for Zhao Qizhi in the audience, he was already full of dementia and looked like he was loveless, and he was still thinking in pieces: "I knew it...... I knew ......"
The follow-up problems of the game were perfectly solved, the fat brother walked out of the building satisfied, was basked by the warm sun, and the lazy cancer suddenly attacked again, and the villain in his brain persuaded him to go home, and the other viciously told him to hurry back to the crew......
"Buzz!"
The phone in his pocket vibrate, and the fat brother took it out and saw that it was Dai Zhiyang.
"Crooked! Old Dai, have you eaten?"
The fat brother said with a smile.
"I heard you messed up the Spark Games press conference again?"
Dai Zhiyang on the other end of the phone said lightly.
"No, who are you listening to nonsense, how can I be blind in my own company!"
When the fat brother heard this, he hurriedly refused, and subconsciously waved his hand.
"Okay, I don't care about your other companies, I just want to ask you how you talked to Han Yuyun. ”
"What are you talking about?"
"What are you talking about?
"Do you have any misunderstanding of the word cheating?"
............
The fat brother explained a lot, Dai Zhiyang knew what was going on, the co-author was a couple of people to watch the game, but Han Yuyun dressed up more than her husband, which is why there is such a show, but at the moment netizens don't know, everyone only recognized the fat brother, but didn't recognize his daughter-in-law, and at this time the Internet is about to spray him into a sieve.
"Men really don't have a good thing!"
"I'm going to gouge out my eyes, I'm blind, I actually like a cheating man!"
"If you say fat brother grass powder, does it mean that I still have a chance?"
"Why can't you think about it so much, young lady upstairs, don't let so many good men go. ”
"Little your sister's sister, can you see the gender of others clearly before you open your mouth!"
"I think it's hard to say about the fat brother, so let's wait for him to explain. ”
"Explain what, explanation is to cover up, you see that he didn't say anything, isn't this equivalent to acquiescence!"
Those who have participated in the wedding of the two of them in the fat brother circle are silently pinching a cold sweat for this hero, you said that you found a daughter-in-law of this kind of family, and it was also your own choice for people to beat you and scold you at home, just bear it, can you have a good end to this whole play?
Han Hongyi didn't know about this mess at all, as for Kuang Xinlei, she has always been more rational in this kind of thing, this is the matter of the two of them themselves, let them deal with it by themselves first, if they really want to break up, it will be good to gather and disperse, or to gather or disperse, it is all a slap that can't be slapped.
It is said that Han Yuyun didn't know about it, and after coming out of the house and dragging her soft body to the company, she found that the employees looked at her strangely as soon as she entered the company's gate.
Let's talk about the two beauties at the front desk, every time I saw Han Yuyun coming, I quickly got up and greeted sweetly "Han Donghao", but today, as soon as the two girls saw Han Yuyun, they all walked out from behind the front desk, and came to Han Yuyun with a worried face:
"Han Dong, are you okay?"
"Han Dong, don't take it too seriously, we all support you!"
Han Yuyun was inexplicable, but she still responded with a confused face: "Well, okay, thank you for your support." ”
As soon as the front foot returned to his office, Zhang Sheng and Fu Xuehai followed in the back foot.
"There's nothing going on in the company today, how do I feel weird, I didn't see half a smiling face all the way in. ”
Han Yuyun asked casually while flipping through the stacked documents on the table waiting for her to sign.
"Han Dong, I don't think the fat brother is that kind of person, there must be some misunderstanding in this!"
Zhang Sheng said to himself, and Han Yuyun was even more confused.
"Oh yes! I suddenly remembered something, that woman should be the sister that the fat brother just met a while ago, and I was thinking about finding an opportunity to introduce you to you, but I haven't found a suitable opportunity!"
Don't look at Fu Xuehai's age as the oldest among several people, he is the most outrageous when it comes to eggs, and even his sister has been rectified.
"Are you all right? What's wrong with all this?"
Han Yuyun: If she doesn't notice that there is a problem anymore, then she will be stupid.
Zhang Sheng and Fu Xuehai glanced at each other, and then Zhang Sheng silently took out his mobile phone, called up the most popular candid video on Weibo today, and handed it over......
A minute later, Han Yuyun, who watched the video, was about to go crazy with laughter, muttering in her mouth, and after wiping the tears that were laughed out, she stared at the two with her arms around her chest and smiled: "Come, tell me about that sister, otherwise you two won't think about a dime in dividends this year!"
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