670 IQ
"Apologize, why apologize?!"
As soon as Zhao Qizhi said on the other end of the phone, the fat brother's voice suddenly rose by eight tones.
"Boss, don't get excited! It's not an apology, it's an official explanation, it's an explanation!"
Zhao Qizhi saw that the fat brother was furious, and hurriedly reassured.
"Explanation? Why don't you want me to explain? Why don't you want me to explain?
The fat brother can't get out of the horns, and he just doesn't listen when he twists his neck.
"It's not the boss, be reasonable, it was a blazing fire last night! Besides, people from all over the world paid their own tickets and flew over, but they didn't catch anything, you should do it, go up and say a few words, and you should give them a consolation prize!"
Zhao Qizhi on the other end of the phone still did not give up on his naïve boss, and he knew that he was emotional and reasonable.
"Can't you go if you don't go?"
"Boss, this company is yours, and now the leader above is asking us if we can give a public explanation, saying that people are protesting over there, if you are not happy, it will be done, and the company will be smashed back, but don't rely on my ability!"
"Alas!"
The fat brother sighed and said slowly: "That's it! For the sake of the brothers' jobs, the old face of the brothers will be released!"
The press conference was scheduled for half past 1 in the afternoon, and the fat brother hung up the phone and saw that it was embarrassing to see if the time was not up or down, so he simply went back to sleep, which was regarded as a positive response to the national two-child policy......
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As soon as I heard that Zhou Else was going to hold a press conference to make a public explanation of last night's event that was talked about by netizens and game fans across the country, the reporters ran fast, this product is in demand, and it is estimated that there is no place in the aisle to go late.
"Eh, you say, how could Zhou Otherwise, that bull temper agree to come out and apologize?"
"I heard that Mr. Zhao of Xinghuo Games begged the fat brother for a night, and he agreed to this press conference!"
"I heard that Mr. Zhao of their company is going to be forced to die!"
"Really?!, the fat guy still has to die of depression?"
"Whoever said it was an apology, just come out and explain, lest some people who lost the game and didn't admit it felt that they were the most wronged in the world!"
The reporters talked a lot, and while talking, they looked at the group of ghosts in the front row, all of whom were players and coaches of the American Guns and Artillery Team, and these people probably couldn't understand Mandarin, and one or two still felt that they were awesome, and we couldn't win the championship, so what? Isn't the owner of this game company going to come out and apologize?
At half past 1 o'clock in the afternoon, the fat brother stepped into the hall, and he immediately caused a sensation as soon as he appeared, but many reporters present have interviewed the master, knowing that this thing is stubborn, if you dare not follow his rules, he will dare to leave a room of people patting his ass and leaving, so reporters have always been angry and loving to him.
"Lao Jia, I haven't seen you for a while, and I'm lucky again!"
"Yo, Chen Damei has taken an apprentice? It's still a handsome guy, this is your unit's welfare, right?"
"Editor-in-Chief Liu, where did you take that photo of me last time you sent a manuscript, it didn't show my handsomeness at all, next time you have to send it again to tell me in advance, I will give you a few handsome photos that I cherish privately!"
"Come on, come on, borrow it!"
The fat brother came in all the way as if he was going back to his own home, and he smiled and greeted the reporters he knew, looking at this triumphant energy, how could he be depressed, and I didn't know that I thought he was going to go on stage to accept the award in a while.
Everyone in the hall saw that the fat brother got up one after another, including the two officials who came to the scene, also got up and greeted with a smile, these two were sent to the scene by the higher authorities to "supervise" the fat brother to apologize.
said that the supervision is actually not enough, the main reason is that the leader is worried that Zhou will not be this small-bellied chicken intestines, and he will not be excited, if he is crazy at the scene, he has done something unexpected to have his own people on the scene, and there is a countermeasure.
"Ahem!"
As soon as the fat brother came on stage, he patted the microphone to see if there was any sound, and then cleared his throat like a dog, waved his hand and smacked his mouth and said, "...... inside"
"Poof!"
"Hahahaha!"
As soon as the fat brother raised his eyes, he didn't know who suddenly laughed, and then the audience suddenly burst into laughter.
The fat brother laughed inexplicably, and looked at the audience with a confused expression: "What are you laughing at? There are still international friends here, can you be serious?
It's okay not to say it, as soon as everyone laughs harder and harder, everyone doesn't know what to laugh at, anyway, when they see the serious appearance of the fat brother, they can't help but want to laugh.
It took a long time for everyone to come to their senses, and the female reporter under the fat brother's stand laughed and wiped her tears, shook her head and said speechlessly: "Am I so funny?"
Then he took out a crumpled piece of paper from his pocket, carefully flattened it, and found that he had taken it down, and everyone below was about to laugh, but he was glared back by a "vicious" look from this thing.
"Inside, the content is a bit long, so I won't take it off. ”
Distinguished guests, leaders, media friends, and ...... Oops, anyway, it means welcoming everyone!"
The fat brother pouted impatiently at the beginning of the reading, who wrote this thing, and there was a burst of laughter underneath.
"On behalf of Spark Games, I would like to explain some of the rules of the 3rd PUBG Global Summit Finals held last night, Spark Games is a company that serves players around the world, and we will uphold the consistent fairness and justice to treat every player's demands seriously......"
The fat brother read it seriously on the stage, and the reporters clicked endlessly, if this product is equipped with a thermos cup, a proper old cadre will make a pie.
"Then how do you explain that the robot killed our people!"
As the fat brother was talking, a member of the American team in the front row suddenly interrupted.
Including the reporter, everyone frowned and looked at the person who spoke up, didn't your mother teach you to be quiet when others spoke?
But the thing didn't know it, and when he saw that he had become the focus of attention, he was still a little proud, and after sitting down lazily, he threw a provocative look to the fat brother on the stage.
"Well, I didn't even want to talk about it. We've made it clear before the game that we're going to put in a bunch of high-AI bots that have the ability to learn autonomously, mimic the player's behavior and get the corresponding ability advancement, I say that, you know?"
Saying that, the fat brother looked at the babbling American guy in the front row and said, no matter how you look at it, you can feel that he has a sympathetic face.
"We watched the video of yesterday's game, why are the robots encountered by other teams so weak, only the robots we encountered are as strong? This is discrimination!
Xiao Young seemed to be provoked by the fat brother's eyes, and began to talk about human rights.
"Emma's IQ!"
The fat brother sighed heavily when he heard this, which caused the reporters below to laugh again.