It's a sunny day in mid-April.

The Japanese teacher lyrically looked at the catkins flying outside the window: "天気がいい." (The weather is so nice)

Before I knew it, half of the spring had passed, and we had not done anything and experienced nothing, as if in the blink of an eye, we had grown up.

Sometimes, walking around the campus and watching the crowds come and go, some strange ideas always pop up in my head. For example, did I really go to college, and the illusion that I created by myself was like a pipe dream that I kept thinking that yesterday, I had just finished the college entrance examination. Yesterday, I was still receiving the New Year's money from my grandmother, and yesterday, I was still fighting with my brother to earn a sandwich, and yesterday I .......

The catkins that floated by me were gently applied to the tip of my nose, itchy and fluffy, and I was dragged back to the boring Japanese class.

"天気がいい"

I struggled to use the Japanese input method to type those few words in the dialog box and send them to Zhao Yilun.

Desperate to pass on this simple joy to him. Although, I don't know, what exactly is there to be happy about.

"Yes, the weather is so good, you can climb to the top of the building at night and watch the stars. ”

I smiled, worthy of him, he can understand everything, and he can do everything well.

In the afternoon, it was the long-awaited speaking class, and we changed to a new foreign teacher, the previous one was 50 years old, and in the last class, he threatened to have sex reassignment surgery because he went to Thailand......

Then, the new foreign teacher came in, probably because he was too tall, and was stuck by the door frame, and when he straightened up, he was two meters away.

He had brownish-yellow skin, smiled and showed a mouthful of white teeth, and enthusiastically began to introduce himself: "Hello eve."

yo

e I'm Justi

.....”

That's right, it was this curry-flavored English that made the whole audience worse than dead, and many people had already begun to hold back laughter, Wang Yuan and I were closest to him, and he picked up the name tag we put on the table, "Oh my dea."

! How wo

de

ful the

ame is! Ca

you tell us the mea

i

g of you

ame?”

He was referring to me, that strange curry flavor English I don't know how many tones I turned, if BGM is allowed in the classroom at this time, I don't think there is anything more suitable than the eighteen bends of the mountain road.....

“Hello,My E

glish

ame is Hyste

ia . It is the symbol of dilige

ce a

d powe

ful...... ”

Wang Yuan's face was about to cramp with a smile on the side, and I still ran the train with my mouth full of pain, Hyste

ia, I really don't know what the meaning is, I just think it sounds good, it's always much better than Wang Yuan's Eve (Eve), and every time I call her name, there is a bare-ass woman running in full swing. (Eve was originally undressed.)

This Justi from India

has an unrestrained spirit that is incomparable to ordinary foreigners, his face suddenly turned blue when he put the PPT, and five words were printed on the wide and shiny head: I'm dying!

“Oh oh ...... oh my god ,dam

!” He clutched his lower abdomen, his face twitched as if he was suffering some terrible torture, and then a new round of laughter began.

“Oh yeah yeah...... oh wait wait wait..... my stomach! Shit! Dam

!”

There was a burst of laughter, and he rushed towards the door with twisted steps, and there was a loud "bang-" at the door, and his voice scolding his mother came from the door, "Dam."

! Fuck the doo

!”

There was laughter in the classroom, and Wang Yuan picked up the name tag with "Eve" written on the ground in a hurry.

I turned my head sideways, and an unfamiliar face came into view, it was a simple-looking and honest boy. He was supposed to be an outsider student, and we had small classes and occasional people from outside the school to observe.

Coincidentally, I caught a glimpse of the boy's name tag that said "Adam", and I immediately had a bare-bottomed man dancing in my mind......

My inner voice was roaring, don't let me see what that guy looks like, or I'll sit down and put his face on the bare-bottomed man!

"天気がいい" I pretended that the Japanese teacher was lyrical.

"You didn't smoke, did you, what Japanese do you say in the speaking class?" Wang Yuan walked around my arm across the table for three seconds, as if he saw something terrible.

Her mouth was full of words, "Adam!"

So I reflexively twisted my head over and bumped into the boy's face......

Ten minutes of struggle passed, Justi

With a comfortable face, I walked to my seat to give a lecture, and I, Adam, and Eve, who were sitting in the front row, heard him whispering, "Oh I fo."

get to wash my ha

ds!”

Adam:“......”

Eve:“......”

Sandwiched between Adam and Eve: "......"

When I told Zhao Yilun about the adventures of this lesson, he smiled and leaned back, of course, I didn't talk about women and men with bare butts, that would make me too dirty.

I complained to him, "What should I do if I feel that my current English is curry-flavored?"

"Curry-flavored English?!"

"Something like this. I showed him, "Let me thi."

k thi

k !” (/e/ Chinese three tones, /θiŋk/ Chinese three tones, please make up your own brain)

"What a weird taste of English!"

“Let me thi

k thi

k .” I read it again, and it still tastes curry!

"It's over, Zhao Yilun, what should I do, I was led astray by him!"

He sat down solemnly, with a smile on his face, "No, come and read it to me, I love you!"

I flew over with a pillow, and he read English in four tones, which was more than curry!

At six o'clock in the evening, Mr. Ai made an appointment with us to discuss the transfer of the battlefield, and he proudly poured cold water for us, in his own words, he recently stepped on shit luck, and accepted five little girls in one go.

Xiaoliu didn't come today, so he went to watch horror movies with his girlfriend Shen Qing and Oh No, Lin Qing. Then Zhao Yilun miraculously joined our team, and happily asked to play the senior again.

"Your acting skills are so bad, forget it!" I refused, but he didn't say anything, just looked at me and smiled.

The proprietress of the café came over to add water, and complained to Teacher Ai angrily, "Ai Ruxue, this pot of water is 100 yuan, don't come to me if you don't give it!"

Maybe it's because she's so small, she looks so angry that even a girl of mine feels a little tempted to see it, but Mr. Ai's nerd really opened his wallet and counted the money in a puzzled way, so many pieces have to be counted when!

"Ai Ruxue, okay, don't give two hundred, I'll give you a price increase!"

Wait! That's a ...... name

I whispered to Zhao Yilun to discuss: "What did she just say his name!"

"Ai Ruxue ......"

"Poof----" Zhao Yilun and I laughed at the same time, a man, called this kind of name, I was speechless...... No, it's that we're speechless.