In Su Ke and Su Zhe's minds, the reservoir not far from their grandmother's house is the perfect place to play.

Every year, as long as I go to my grandmother's house, I must go to the reservoir, and when I go to the reservoir, I will be beaten.

Because they are always in trouble.

For example, the most memorable memory of the reservoir for the two of them should have happened in the winter when they were eight years old.

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, they came to their grandmother's house, and at that time, Su Ke's parents were making an awkward quarrel, and neither of them spoke to each other after two months of cold war.

Su Ke talked to his mother, his father would fight, and when he talked to his mother, his mother would swing his fist. In short, the left and right are not people.

Grandma knew that she was uncomfortable in the middle, so she asked Xiaoliu's father to send them over to live until school started.

So, these two people justifiably had a reason to go to the reservoir. During the Chinese New Year, the water surface is full of ice slag, which freezes almost a meter thick, and will not drown people at all.

Before going to the reservoir, they were happily playing with two bucks a box of two kicks.

This kind of two-kick sold in the countryside is much better than the quality at home, and many of them are dumb.

But fortunately, when you throw it on the ground, there are still a few that can explode.

Xiao Liu raised his hand, and the two firecrackers "popped-" went out twice, and the newly hatched chicks next to the fried ones chirped and screamed.

As if they had premeditated, seeing that the sound of the cannon had an effect, they grabbed the big orange from grandma's house and tied it to the ladder.

It is very difficult to grab a big orange, mainly because it is fat. It's the cat king of this area, Shen is going to die, as soon as he sees the female cat, he overlord is hard to bow, and he has never seen it so diligent when he catches mice.

Actually, the above is a bunch of nonsense about the big orange, and the real reason for catching it is because it is too fierce and gluttonous, and it can't see others eat a little meat. As long as someone eats meat in front of it, it can't even wipe the oil from its mouth, and every time it happens, it will jump up and bite.

Of course, it doesn't weigh hard, but the weight of the whole body is uncomfortable for whoever hangs on it.

Both Su Ke and Xiao Liu have been attacked. The two of them teamed up today to fix it.

Xiao Liu wrapped the rope of the cat tighter, and Su Ke stood aside and twisted a few two kicks and rushed to the cat's feet to launch.

"Smack-"

"Meow-"

"Smack-"

"Meow-"

Oh, it's not bad, it's like an Elvis Presley.

Su Ke was satisfied with taking out three or four boxes of two kicks, and fired them out like a chain cannon, "Papa", and the big orange jumped up and down in shock, so fast that he could shake several shadows.

There were a few more cannon shots, and the big orange was frightened, and there was another wave of artillery fire, and he couldn't help but be full of urine, and the bottom of the ladder was wet.

"It peed. Xiaoliu said calmly.

"I have seen it, and I am not blind. She threw several more kicks, and while throwing them, she was thinking about how to go to the reservoir to catch Wang Ba and Mussels, and now the ice was so thick......

"Oh oh oh oh, sister, sister, come out!"

"What's out!"

"A ...... of excrement"

"Where? Why can't I see, what excrement, can you say I can understand?"

"!"

"Smack-" A second kick was thrown over, Xiao Liu jumped high in fright, and his bounce ability instantly increased several times.

"Speak civilly!"

"You can't understand civility!"

Another cannon rang out.

"What are you doing!"

"You're about to step on the......"

Xiao Liu hurriedly raised his feet to observe the new Nick shoes that his mother bought for him. It's not that he's stepping on it soon, his face is full of black lines, but he's already stepped on it......

At noon, Xiao Liu had no appetite to eat, as long as he thought of the deadly weapon that Da Tang had just now, his stomach turned over. And Su Ke was feasting on the sidelines, she was not CA at all

E is not shi, this also lays an indestructible foundation for her to be able to watch American dramas with corpses in the future, and to be able to eat instant noodles beautifully.

"Click-" Su Ke gently pressed the button on the outside of the case, and the pocket watch opened, and there was a large head sticker of Hu Ge stuffed inside. The poignant love story between Li Xiaoyao and Zhao Ling'er in "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" is regrettable, but what about the relationship between gods and horses? The key is ^...... Hu Ge is so handsome, wow Ka, so handsome that she has shaken her heart that no one has been able to shake since she was born eight years ago.

for a while, look at the time, at half past twelve at noon, grandparents have already gone out to square dance, it is a good time to go out!

In order to solve the problem quickly, they decided to use the ultimate secret weapon - the bicycle that their grandparents bought when they were young to get married.

Xiaoliu develops faster than Su Ke, and Su Ke can't ride, so she can only sit behind the saddle in the donkey style.

"I'm leaving, sister, you're doing it steadily!"

"Wait—" she said righteously, "I don't want to sit like this, I want to be like the heroine of the movie!"

When the heroine in the movie sits on the back seat of the bicycle, her legs are on one side, and of course she can't let go of this romantic opportunity.

It's just that the "hero" of this movie, that is, Xiao Liu, who is sitting in the front seat, is far worse than Hu Ge.

"Okay, no sister, you're grinding to death!"

"It's almost ready!" she took on the standard 'cinematic heroine' sitting position, then poked Xiaoliu's shoulder and said elegantly, "Let's go!"

"Squeak-" Xiao Liu kicked the car with his little short legs, and the car rushed out at turtle speed.

I didn't think about it, there was something wrong with the back seat of the bicycle saddle, the screws were loose, and I could only sit on it in the donkey style, if it was in Su Ke's sitting position...... In that sitting position, she has been blasted to the ground and thrown a.

Xiao Liu, who was sitting in the front seat, suddenly felt a lot lighter, and rode harder.

"Ahh

He couldn't hear.

Su Ke chased after him with all his might, and finally chased after him.

After more than ten minutes, Su Ke finally sat on a donkey again.

But today it seems that it is not easy to go out on the yellow calendar, because the brake has failed on a small slope.

Su Ke took out the momentum of the charter wife in the back and roared at Xiaoliu: "Quickly press the bell, press the bell, there is someone in front!"

"It doesn't work!"

"Squeak, squeak, squeak—"

The two of them sat in the car in despair, and the car rang everywhere except for the bell......

"It's a hit-ah-ah-"

Su Ke exclaimed, and Xiao Liu used his strength to deflect to the side.

"Zilazila-" Xiaoliu showed his killer feature - foot brake!

Finally got the situation under control.

He should really be glad that his grandfather is 1.6 meters tall, the car he bought is relatively short, and he is growing fast, fortunately, otherwise he would have fallen off the car......

It's just that this comes from the most primitive pain in the body......

He looked down at his crotch......

"Xiaoliu, what's wrong with you?"

"Sister, it's stuck. ”

"Where's the stuck?!"

"Egg ......"

"What egg?"

Su Ke came over, only to see Xiao Liu's two legs hanging in the air, and his crotch was in close contact with the beam bar of the bicycle.

She probably knows what a stuck egg is......

"In order not to let you cut off your children and grandchildren, let's take a clam and Wang Ba!"

Xiaoliu blinked, the conditions were tempting, but did the two have anything to do with each other?

Maybe he has developed his body, not his brain, and it's normal that he can't figure it out.

So he endured the severe pain and went to blow up the reservoir with Su Ke.

Later, the scene got out of control, they blew up the embankment, and the 'thin' Su Ke picked up Xiaoliu, who wanted to go out of Gong, and escaped from danger at the speed of light.

Then, they read a 4,000-word inspection in front of the entire village......