Passage 1 is about a strange incident when I was a child

In summer, the cicadas chirp in the scorching woods as if they had been steamed dry, and the sound became smaller and quieter.

During nap time, there are always some children who would rather be sunburned than be well-behaved children under the fan.

The wind swept across the water, rolling up ripples in circles and circles, but the weather was still very strong, and the hot Suke dog crawled and shrank on the big bluestone on the edge of the reservoir, and it was said that if it was close to the water, it would be cooler.

Ten minutes passed, and nothing worked.

She got up and splashed water on Xiao Liu's face.

The air seems to be fluctuating, a bit like the internal force of qigong in martial arts novels.

"Little Liu, Little Liu, let's practice!"

As a result, there were two more children on the narrow reservoir embankment who pretended to be ghosts and suspected of being insane.

"Look at my iron sand palm!"

"Look at my Ultraman Tiga, take you monster!"

"Xiaoliu, are you stupid, Ultraman is Japanese, how can you fight with heroes, you have to use the moves of the ancients!"

"Alright, come again, watch my beggars beat the dogs!"

"Then I'll use the Sunflower Book!"

"Sister, the Sunflower Book is for eunuchs!"

"As far as you talk a lot, I'm older than you, and whatever I say is what I say!"

"Cut-the world's martial arts are only fast and unbreakable, look at my Ling Bo micro-step-ah-"

With a pop, Duan Yu, played by Xiao Liu, fell into the reservoir on all fours.

The girl's face was like Skittles, first frightened, then overflowing with worry, and finally, bursting out laughing.

She wanted to save him, but she took off her shoes in a hurry and didn't hold them steady, and the green slippers printed with Xiao Liu's favorite Ultraman Tiga were so "snapped-" on his face.

Someone at the bottom of the reservoir asked for the right to breed from above, and specially raised Wang Ba inside.

Yes, it's called Wang Ba, Su Ke likes to use this word to scold people the most, as soon as the word turtle is shouted, it will be crepe, not right.

A huge Wang Ba, who had been raised for several years, was lying comfortably at the bottom of the lake at the moment enjoying his old age, but the little six who suddenly pressed up alarmed it.

It sticks out its head, and the top of Xiaoliu shows half of its ass.

Xiao Liu, who was still fluttering, immediately became alert. The touch that falls on the butt is cool and soft. He always felt something blowing cool air on his ass......

"Sister, you are fast, you are fast, there is a snake! The snake bites my ass! Sister, sister!"

Su Ke was frightened, the weather was like a steam oven, but he couldn't help but shiver, and hurriedly advised: "Su Zhe, you protect you in front of you, you ..... Block it, my brother said that you boys will cut off their children and grandchildren if you don't have that thing!"

"Sister, sister, I'm afraid!" Xiao Liuqiang in the water endured the urge to urinate, he was already eight years old, and if he peed again, he should really change his nickname to Su Meixiang.

"Hold your back!"

Xiao Liuyi was excited, and his hands were busy protecting his crotch.

Su Ke hesitated and jumped down.

There was a pop, and there was a lot of splashing, which really felt like a stormy wave.

But...... Shouldn't it sink, why didn't it sink!

She stood up, her face covered in black lines, and the water Tm was just below her thighs. Thanks to the two of them signing up for swimming classes together in the summer vacation, Xiaoliu's guy swam in the pool better than her......

"Su Zhe, you, hurry up and get out!"

She tugged at his ears and lifted him out of the water hard and slowly.

By the way, she found the king eight sticking to his ass.

Well, it's about the same size as her belly, like a ball, and it's better to describe it as a king.

I don't know where this king got the courage, no matter how much he dragged it, he didn't want to let go.

The two people who had calmed down slowly swam to the big rock to find a way.

Su Ke will always be the one who loses the most, and she proposed: "Little Liu, you try, or let out a fart and smoke it to death." ”

Xiao Liu's face was embarrassed: "It's not angry." ”

He said quietly, "I want to." ”

"Shut up, how can you open your mouth and shut up and talk about shit, it's so uncivilized, you should say go to the toilet, understand?"

"Anyway, I just want to. ”

β€œ......”

That hateful Wang Ba still doesn't let go, it's even more sticky than Uncle Zhang's dog.

She made another trick: "I heard that Wang Ba can't be sunburned for too long, and he will die of dehydration after a long time." Little Liu, you pout your ass and face the sun, and maybe you can burn it to death after a while. ”

Xiao Liu did so in disbelief, pouting at the scorching sun.

After a long time, I didn't see Wang Ba dehydrated, and Xiaoliu was about to become dehydrated.

Su Ke grabbed Wang Ba's shell and put a foot on Xiao Liu's buttocks.

"Tear and pullβ€”" With a bang, the king came down, and Xiao Liu's pants were torn.

It is said that the pants are the latest limited edition summer thin model that the uncle bought for his sisters, but I didn't expect it to be so sturdy.

Su Ke and Xiaoliu took the antique pocket watch they got back from their grandfather, opened it and saw that it was three o'clock in the afternoon, and it was already past the lunch break.

The embarrassed two people rushed to their grandmother's house at a windy speed.

Passing by a house, a young woman who had just been promoted to mother watched two children run wildly.

One of them has pants on them, are they called pants! Whose kid is running around the streets with his butt exposed......

I thought that with such an immortal speed, two people could escape, but I didn't expect it...... Standing at the door was Su Ke's father, who was holding a stick and preparing to show mercy, and next to him stood the smug brother who reported the news.

He was angry that they had stolen the pocket watch that his grandfather was going to give him.

"Get downβ€”"

The two of them cowered and lay on the bed.

"Okay, Xiaoliu, you're a good guy, I'm afraid I'll break my pants and won't even wear pants!"

"Smack-"

Xiaoliu wailed.

"Su Ke, you also take off my pants for me, so that I don't have to break them and buy you a new one!"

"Don't, Dadβ€”"

"Smack-"

Su Ke wailed.

"Smack-"

Xiaoliu wailed.

"Smack-"

Su Ke wailed.

"Click, click-" Standing next to the bustle, it was the old brother who was eating melon seeds.

After a while, Grandma came in. Holding a pot full of freshly cut watermelons, he crushed and read: "Babies eat melons." ”

"Grandma-" Xiaoliu is the best at coquettishness: "What kind of melon are you eating, Uncle bullied me, I'm about to hang up." ”

"Grandma-" Su Ke, a foodie who was in the period of diarrhea, moved over and said in a weird way: "I want to eat melons-"

"Smack-" Grandma slapped her hand away, "Take the medicine, just thinking about eating melons!"

So she lowered her head, took a bite on Xiao Liu's melon, and turned around beautifully, her mother came in, holding Wan Nianqing who had been stripped of leaves.

"Bang Bangβ€”"

Su Ke wailed.