After Director Fang received a call from the head of the history department, he froze in place with a confused expression, there was something wrong with Xu Mang's volume?

What do you mean?

Could it be that he started cheating for the sake of dignity?

"Is Xu Mang cheating?" asked Director Fang.

"Not really. The head of the history department said: "Xu Mang... Xu Mang's score is very good. ”

"What?"

"Not bad?" Director Fang was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly asked, "What is a good method?"

“...”

The head of the history department was a little speechless, the key was that it was too embarrassing, and he thought for a moment before saying: "He stood out among the freshmen in a crushing way, and now Xu Mang is the first in the freshman year, and the three papers are full marks." ”

Words fall,

Both were silent.

Director Fang was silent because he was shocked, and the head of the history department didn't speak because he felt ashamed, in short, the atmosphere was more awkward.

subsequently

The two hung up the phone very tacitly.

Regarding the current situation, Director Fang was a little helpless, as if he had promised Xu Mang before, if he did well in the history exam, let him take him to study for a doctorate, and the result was really realized... When did Xu Mang read history?

He can even understand it?

It's kind of magical!

Director Fang called the principal of Fuda and reported the matter.

"Hello?"

"Principal, Xu Mang's score in this history exam seems to be the first. Director Fang said.

"First?"

"He's number one?" the headmaster was taken aback, "How do you know?"

"Director Li just called me and told me about the situation. Director Fang smiled bitterly: "I also promised Xu Mang before, if he can get a good score in this history exam, then the next doctoral student will let him take it, and now... You can't do it without it. ”

The headmaster didn't know what to say for a moment, but he felt like he had fallen into the pit he had dug.

What should I do?

Is it a bit too much for Xu Mang to become the deputy director of the Department of History?

"Headmaster?"

"You... Did you agree to Xu Mang's conditions?" asked Director Fang.

"This..."

"It was my mistake. The principal sighed: "I promised Xu Mang that if he could be in the top three, he would be the deputy director of the physics department, and as a result... As a result, this guy got the first place in the exam. ”

Yes?

Deputy Director?

This is too much!

Director Fang never thought that things would develop to this situation, and he always felt that he was deliberately manipulated.

"Headmaster?"

"Do you think... Did we fall into the trap designed by Xu Mang from the beginning?" Director Fang frowned and pondered: "He took advantage of the information asymmetry to fish in troubled waters and do evil. ”

After being reminded by Director Fang, the principal simply interpreted Xu Mang's behavior, first of all, Xu Mang's history is as good as his mathematics, physics, computer science, etc., but others don't know, plus the difference between arts and sciences, it is easy to cause information asymmetry, and Xu Mang's acting skills are very good.

"Ugh..."

"We were fooled by this guy. The principal remembered Xu Mang's strange behavior, when he knew that as long as he got the top three, he could be the deputy director of the physics department, but his reaction was to call Xiaoman to discuss the situation.

Wrong!

Since it's a discussion... That Xiao Man is too...

Finished... It's really over!

Xiao Man seems to have been infected by Xu Mang!

...

Result announcement,

There are two things that have become interesting conversations for everyone, and these two things are related to Xu Mang.

In the exam of the Department of Physics, Professor Xu Mangxu was ranked at the end, and this end was amazing, and the comprehensive scores were added together... It turned out to be a zero score.

But...

The other students were not doing well, the grades in high mathematics were almost wiped out, only a few people could pass, and the basic physics of the theoretical physics major was even worse, only one passed, and one girl in the sophomore year.

Of course

The whole school knows why this happens.

Xu Mang!

It's this bastard, it's his question.

fortunately

Heaven is very fair, Xu Mang scored a zero in the test.

One thing worth paying attention to is that the reason why Xu Mang took the four zero eggs in the exam is because he never attended classes, which led to the birth of his zero score, so it is very important to attend classes.

Another interesting fact is the history exam.

Originally, no one paid attention to the history department, but today it is different, and almost the entire school students have their eyes on the history department.

It's Xu Mang again!

This guy actually went to take the exam in the history department.

Bottom?

No... This time, Xu Mang won the first place as a freshman.

Suddenly

The school forum blew up.

[Shocked, the professor actually did such a thing!]

[Shocked, men will be silent when they see it, and women will cry when they see it!

[Shocked!99.99% of people don't know the content of the exam!]

meanwhile

The most explosive thing is the freshman students of the history department, when they knew that Xu Mang was the first, almost everyone collapsed, and began to complain about all kinds of dissatisfaction with Xu Mang in the class group.

"Damn... It's all over now, this Professor Xu is simply... It's not human!"

"yes, it's so hidden. ”

"What now? We're all hanging, are we going to deduct credits?"

"Hell knows. ”

Just when everyone was nervous, a bold classmate called the head teacher and asked about the specific situation, and the result... The group was lively again.

"Nima... We have been deceived by Professor Xu again!"

"What's the situation?"

"What's wrong? What did Professor Xu do that wasn't human?"

"Alas... What was deducted credits, in fact, it was all fake, it was all Professor Xu who fooled us, and there was nothing wrong. ”

I...

This...

No way!

"Alas... I think Professor Xu can teach us history, really... His academic level of history should be good. ”

"Pull it down, you want to be Professor Xu's student, are you crazy?"

"yes, looking at the high math results of the physics department, don't you think it's crazy?"

At this time, no one in the group spoke, this time the high math volume of the physics department was produced by Professor Xu, and when the results were not announced, he complained in the school forum in various ways, if he was allowed to teach himself, this future life is simply unimaginable.

Xiaoman Dormitory,

Xu Mang is sleeping with Xiao Man in his arms, since the exam, the two of them almost slept until noon before they were willing to get up, because the night was very crazy, and they couldn't fall asleep at two o'clock in the middle of the night, not only because of the time, but also because of the energy.

"Hello?"

"Who?" Xu Mang subconsciously answered the phone.

Outcome...

A familiar voice came from inside.

"Xiao Xu?"

"Huh?"

"Uncle... Uncle... Aunt?!" Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, only then did he notice that he had taken the wrong mobile phone, and he was so frightened that his back was cold on the spot, and he squeaked and said, "I... I... I'm going to call Xiao Man now, Xiao Man should be in the toilet now. ”

"Huh. ”

"Don't lie to your aunt, how could Xiao Man be in the toilet at this time. Mother Yang said indifferently: "I should be asleep next to you now, right?"

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

I'll go!

Knowing a woman is like a mother.

"Uh..."

"Auntie, do you have something to do with Xiaoman?" Xu Mang whispered, "She is asleep now." ”

"Ugh..."

"You two!" Mother Yang sighed and said helplessly: "How can you two pit your second grandfather? He made a phone call to your uncle in the morning, and your uncle and I didn't know what was going on, but we found out later. ”

"The result is that the two of you have teamed up to trap people. Mother Yang said: "Deceived a deputy director of the department... Say you two... Can you do it?"

Xu Mang was speechless, this is indeed the case, and it is difficult to quibble, but at this time, he glanced at Xiao Man who was sleeping in his arms, and a bold idea appeared in his mind.

Anyway...

Xiao Man doesn't know, it's better to put the blame on her.

"Auntie?"

"I'll be honest with you. Xu Mang lowered his voice and said cautiously: "Actually, this is all done by Xiao Man, I specially called Xiao Man and asked if the deputy director wanted it, but she said... The relationship between the second grandfather and us is average, don't be in vain, and then I will pit him. ”

"Auntie!"

"Don't you believe in my character?" Xu Mang said seriously: "I treat others sincerely. ”

Not to mention,

may be the reason why the mother-in-law looks at her son-in-law, and the more she looks at it, the more she likes it, Yang's mother really believes it, and what she knows is similar to what Xu Mang described.

"This girl!"

"Why are your brains so confused!" Mother Yang said angrily: "Give her the phone!"

“...”

"Auntie... Xiao Man was very tired last night, let her sleep a little longer. Xu Mang said: "If you are really angry... Then scold me, scold me twice, and the anger will disappear after scolding. ”

Hearing Xu Mang's words, Mother Yang was very satisfied and said with emotion: "Xiao Xu... Xiaoman can find a husband like you, it is simply a blessing that she has accumulated for eight lifetimes. ”

Alas?

Why does this sound so familiar?

"You guys sleep a little longer, and I'll call again in the afternoon. ”

Words fall,

The call is dropped.

Xu Mang carefully put the phone back in its place, but Xiao Man woke up at this time.

"Who just called?"

"Huh?"

"No... No, I don't. Xu Mang smiled awkwardly, rubbed Xiao Man's head, and whispered, "It's still early... Let's sleep a little longer. ”

"Hmm!"

midday

The two got up one after another, washed up briefly, ordered two takeouts, and then began to tidy up the dormitory.

"Huh?"

"I'm leaving school the day after tomorrow, what are you going out to do now?" Yang Xiaoman saw Xu Mang finish eating, put on his down jacket, frowned and asked, "Don't stay under the heating on a cold day, go outside to blow the cold wind, are you stupid?"

Hehe...

Staying in the dorm is crazy!

Xu Mang smiled: "Uh... I went to say goodbye to my brothers in the dormitory, I hadn't seen them in a long time. ”

"Oh..."

"Then you go. Yang Xiaoman nodded.

however

Half an hour later, Yang Xiaoman received a call from his mother.

Only then did I realize why Xu Mang would go out on a cold day.

Affection...

"Mom!" Yang Xiaoman said helplessly: "Things are not what you imagined, in fact, this matter... He had already made a plan, and calling me was just to put an insurance policy on it. ”

"Are you stupid to be a mother?" Mother Yang said angrily: "Xiao Xu is such an honest person, how could he do such a thing, and listening to your tone seems to complain about Xiao Xu, what are you complaining about? Do you know how much you take advantage of Xiao Xu?"

In the next hour, Xiao Man gradually became autistic under his mother's education.

finally

The phone hung up.

"Xu Mang!"

"Mother, I'm going to kill you!"

......