Xu Mang's physics exam was already on the street, and he was tricked by Director Fang and the second grandfather, causing his results to inadvertently create a history, and the four zero eggs broke through the sky, Xu Mang just smiled slightly.

Don't panic at all!

There are also the results of the history department exam to support the scene.

Yang Xiaoman was quite nervous, since he knew that if Xu Mang's historical grades could be in the top three, he could become the deputy director of the Department of Physics, so he used his connections to frantically inquire about Xu Mang's final grades, but unfortunately... Didn't hear anything.

"Don't panic!"

"I'm the first!" Xu Mang lay in the quilt, showed his head, and said with a smile: "I, Xu Mang, am naturally the first, don't you understand?"

"Humph!"

"What if I make a mistake?" Yang Xiaoman was full of disapproval of Xu Mang's words, although Xu Mang's history score in the college entrance examination was very good, but it has been half a year, and he has not learned anything during this time, plus he is still a freshman in the history department, and he will always encounter some knowledge blind spots.

What should I do if I don't understand?

You can't rely on enlightenment temporarily, right?

If history can come up with the answer by enlightenment, then... Mother, I'm going to be big somewhere tomorrow!

"Mistakes?"

"The biggest mistake in my life is..."Xu Mang glanced at Xiao Man, silently closed his mouth, took out his mobile phone and began to watch some boring funny videos, and then laughed there alone.

Belch?

How... How does it feel wrong!

Although Yang Xiaoman was called a physically disabled person by Xu Mang, but because of this situation, God opened another window for her, Xiaoman's brain is very smart, just now after this guy said the biggest mistake, his eyes couldn't help but glance at the old lady and me.

What do you mean?

The biggest mistake in his life is my wife?

The more I thought about it, the more angry I became, the more angry I became, the more angry I wanted to beat people, and soon Xiaoman fell into a dead loop.

Without further ado,

got up and rushed to Xu Mang, sat beside him, directly picked up his ears, and scolded angrily: "What do you mean? The biggest mistake in your life is to meet me?

"No, no, no!"

"Misunderstanding, misunderstanding, misunderstanding!" Xu Mang said embarrassedly: "The biggest mistake in my life is that I didn't meet you earlier." ”

Hiss!

Hit the Death Hole!

Yang Xiaoman let go of the hand that was twisting Xu Mang's ears, and got into the quilt, lying on Xu Mang's body, and said with a smile: "If you had met me earlier, you might have committed a crime, of course I don't care, your words... Start for three years. ”

Xu Mang: Embarrassed

Xiao Man, you've learned badly!

Who taught you?

Shoot him!

"Xiao Man?" Xu Mang rubbed the head of the girl in his arms, and asked cautiously, "Who instilled these thoughts into you?"

"It's you big idiot!" Yang Xiaoman glared and said angrily: "I still remember when we were together before, you could not sleep all night and just say some boring nonsense in my ear." ”

Xu Mang:( ̄△ ̄;)

It seems like... It's a situation.

Without waiting for the signs of Xiao Man's anger to burn, Xu Mang covered the two of them with all his might, although it was broad daylight, Xu Mang used this method to create the mystery of the night, and the two played with each other across the border of the Chu River.

Long

Xiao Man panted and said, "Big idiot!"

Xu Mang was stunned for a moment, and said with an innocent face: "What's wrong with me?"

"How?"

"Do you still need a reason for me to scold you?" Yang Xiaoman blushed, a little resentful, and couldn't help but lean into Xu Mang's ear, and said in a voice like a mosquito and an ant: "You must be gentle, I'm afraid... I'm afraid I'll be... You know that!"

...

History Faculty Building,

The various teaching assistants are grading the papers.

"Well, have any of you corrected Professor Xu's papers?" asked a teaching assistant.

"Nope!"

"Neither did I. ”

"I haven't changed it for the time being. ”

Everyone said.

The man thought for a moment and said with a smile: "Or... Let's find out Professor Xu's papers? Let's see how many points he scores, I heard that he finished every subject in 15 minutes, let's see what happened in these 15 minutes, right?"

soon

The decision was strongly endorsed by all.

Then a group of people found Xu Mang's three scrolls, and a circle of people stood on the side for a strong onlooker, originally thinking that they would see a joke, a joke of a zero-point game, but they saw the clear and neat scroll, and the reverse side was actually the same.

“？？？”

“？？？”

“？？？”

This is the paper that Professor Xu took fifteen minutes to complete?

So clean!

Really clean!

Facing Xu Mang's volume, many people present were a little puzzled, the handwriting was so clear, and the entire volume was written, how could it be completed in fifteen minutes, in order to verify this fact, two people began the experiment.

However... In a state of self-release, it took fifteen minutes to complete half of the work, and the handwriting was quite messy.

"Anyway..."

"I proctored the exam in my freshman year, and I saw it with my own eyes, and that speed was simply inhuman. A teaching assistant who was in charge of invigilating the first-year history exam said categorically: "Professor Xu definitely completed it in fifteen minutes, and I would ask him every time he handed in the paper, and I would collect the paper after he had no questions." ”

Then

Another TA asked, "Did you watch it then?"

"What do you think of the kraft paper?" said the assistant teacher who had invigilated Xu Mang, "Every time I went to get the papers, Professor Xu put them in the kraft paper bag. ”

This...

It's kind of incredible!

Let's not talk about whether the answer is correct or not, it takes fifteen minutes to write the whole paper, and the words are still so neat, which is a bit against science.

"Forget it!"

"Don't look at this, just look at the content, the content is what we need to focus on. A teaching assistant shouted.

After being reminded,

A group of people began to proofread Xu Mang's answers.

The first question is correct,

Question 2 is correct,

Question 3 is correct...

Question 10 is correct!

Are all the multiple choice questions correct?

This...

That's not right!

How did he get all the multiple choice questions right?

"Damn... Do you think Professor Xu is right, or is there some special means to solve the problem? I heard that he is very good at mathematics, could it be that he came up with a probability model formula, and by putting the numbers into one generation, you can know the correct maximum probability?"

"How is it possible, if Professor Xu had such an ability, he would have gone to buy a lottery ticket a long time ago, okay!"

"That's right, calculate the maximum probability of the Grand Prize Lottery numbers. ”

"I don't think it's possible. ”

But...

Since everyone denies this conclusion, how can the fact that the multiple choice questions are all correct?

Coincidental?

Lucky?

"Don't panic yet, maybe Professor Xu is the chosen one. ”

The Chosen One,

It's a bit ridiculous, but it's the only explanation.

And then there's... Explanation of nouns, a total of ten nouns.

That's right

That's right,

That's right again!

The tenth noun... It turned out to be right!

"Damn, this... What's going on? Are all the 10 terms in ancient history correct?"

"I think it's probably a dream. ”

"You put your face over and I'll slap you to see if you hurt. ”

If the preceding multiple-choice question is the rhythm of the chosen one, then how to justify the explanation of these ten nouns?

Joke

What is written on the paper is exactly the same as the standard answer, and not even a word is wrong.

"Don't panic! Let's look at the historical analysis and answer questions, that's the point!"

Immediately

Everyone looked at the first question of historical data analysis, which was from the content of "Ji She Cang Yi Cang" in "Ji Zheng of the Xi Dynasty".

The result was a big surprise, Xu Mang's answer was exactly the same as the standard answer, even the punctuation was the same, which frightened everyone, completely beyond their imagination.

Proofreading the second question,

The same is true for the historical analysis of the second question!

"How is that possible?!"

"It's... This... Could it be that Professor Xu secretly read history?"

"Crazy, huh?"

Faced with this situation, everyone couldn't believe the facts in front of them, but the facts were the facts, and they were cruelly placed on the table.

This paper took everyone a total of half an hour, carefully read it from top to bottom, and did not find any mistakes, so to speak, Xu Mang's paper is the standard answer!

ancient history

Xu Mang full score!

“...”

“...”

“...”

Hell yes!

Professor Xu, who is engaged in physics, actually got a perfect score in the exam of ancient history in his freshman year.

How does this make the other students live?

subsequently

Everyone began to proofread modern history and world history, and as a result, Xu Mang also got a full score in these two exams, in fact, it was not just a full score, he was simply a photocopier of the answer, and he felt that the answer was directly printed.

"You say... Is it a leak?"

"Impossible, right?"

"I don't think it's possible, after all, Xu Mang is a professor in the Department of Physics, although the school forum says that he is very bad, but this cultivation is still there. ”

"I agree, it can't be a leak. ”

...

Office of the Head of the Department of History,

This old man had just gotten the report cards of all the students in the department, and as a result, he saw Xu Mang's name at first sight, and he was at the top of the freshman list.

"What?!"

"Xu... Xu Mang is the first?" The head of the history department looked at the list in his hand with a frightened face, Xu Mang crushed all the first-year students with three perfect scores, and the second place was more than 100 points away from Xu Mang!

How can it be!

XU Mang,

Professor of theoretical physics, the result is a perfect score in the history test.

It's like a landlubber won't last forever and won the gold medal in the men's 100-meter freestyle at the Olympics.

At this point,

The office of the head of the history department called the head of the group.

"Professor Feng!"

"Did Xu Mang really get all the perfect scores?" asked the head of the history department.

"Yes!"

"I looked at his paper for myself, and it was exactly the same as the standard answers, down to the punctuation. Professor Feng said: "If it weren't for me keeping the paper, I would have suspected that the title had been leaked." ”

Regarding the leakage of the topic, the head of the history department did not have this idea, he just wanted to confirm the authenticity of Xu Mang's results.

"Exactly the same?"

"How did he do that?" said the head of the history department, looking puzzled.

Professor Feng said: "I really don't know about this, anyway, Professor Xu... It subverted my view of history, and I couldn't imagine that a person who studied physics would have time to read history books..."

“...”

"I'll hang up first. ”

hang up

The head of the history department thought about it for a while and decided to call the director of the physics department, after all, Xu Mang's coming to take the exam of the history department was completely arranged by him.

"Director Fang!"

"Something is wrong with Professor Xu's exam!"

......