Section 8 Gargamel
Do you still know me?" Harry wondered if he hadn't seen this man. But after thinking about it, since the other party can pick up his badge, it is not uncommon for him to see himself.
"Plop!" the lewd uncle rolled down from the * and fell to his knees in front of Harry, almost kissing Harry's shoes with his mouth, and wept bitterly, "Your Excellency the Wizard, I really didn't know that you were from the Tiger Tower, I would have known that I would have ...... Hey, I'm going to ignore those 'women' anymore and let them all patronize your Tiger Tower. You have a lot of adults, let me go!" If it were other magicians, this lewd uncle would not be so afraid, hooking up with a few noble 'women' is not a big deal at all. But this time, the owner came to him, and if his pretending to be a magician was revealed, the consequences would be unimaginable.
Harry kicked the lewd man off the ground, kicking him in a heel fight, rolling around on the ground while still on his knees. "You are the one from the Tiger Tower, and your whole family is from the Tiger Tower! I ask you, how did you pick up my badge! Also, how did you pretend to be my identity, and what bad things did you do, and you gave me all the 1510 explanations! If you have a little bit to hide, hum!"
A fireball appeared in Harry's hand, stretched out in front of the lewd man, and threatened, "I'll turn you and this house to ashes!"
"I confess! I confess! You must hold your hand high. The uncle's face changed several times, and he said with some fear: "One day I was bored by the window, and suddenly I saw a young magician, that is, an adult, you came out of the magic union, at that time, you seemed to look angry, I was curious, but I saw that you still put the magician's badge into the ditch, and then took off the magic robe and fell to the ground and left. I was also a ghost 'confused' for a while, and ran out to fish out your badge from the ditch and pick up your magic robe, not thinking about it at the time, just wanting to see it. ”
"And then? How do you use my identity and those ...... Those 'women' hooked up!" Harry snorted, looking out of the window here, he could indeed see where he was still badge.
"I haven't used your stuff much since I picked it up, but sometimes I wear it out to show off. Until a year ago, I met a noble lady named Suni, who was the second wife of the Count of Prondlastone, and so, on a dark and windy night, I wore your noble magician's robes......"
"Pick the point!" Harry kicked the lewd man off with another kick.
"Yes! Yes!" the lewd man kowtowed a few times, "The thing is probably that Suni came to the Tiger Tower to have fun, and she happened to meet me outside, and I covered my head at that time and didn't 'show' my face." So she was very interested in talking to me for a few words, you know, like me, and without identity and power, how could any girl have taken a fancy to me before. She wasn't bad-looking, and she was very interested in my status as a magician, so we went out on a field trip with the intention of trying something new...... At that time, I didn't dare to let her see my face. ”
Harry rolled his eyes, but heard the lewd man continue: "Who knows, after the incident, Suni actually said that I was very powerful, inquired about my address, and said that she would continue to come to me in the future. The second time, although she was taken aback by my appearance, she did not dislike it, and I became more and more bold. We maintained a relationship like this for 1 month, but I, who didn't know it before I did it, started doing it more than a dozen times a day in a row, and each time it lasted for a long time, Suni couldn't resist it at all, so she invited a few sisters she knew to have fun with me. But even so, I'm still at ease, after all, they can't come to me every day. Later, I listened to the gossip of their 'women', and knew that Suni had a noble 'woman' named Britney, and she often went to the Tiger Building to have fun, so I found an opportunity to hook her up, and then concocted a few more hookups in the same way, and finally met my needs......"
"Alright, alright, I'm not interested in your, what I want to know is what else you've done with my identity!" Harry couldn't help but be angry and amused, he didn't expect this uncle to be so talented, and it was a shame that he could deal with so many wolf-like resentful 'women'.
"No, I swear, I used to go out in my magic robes to show off, enjoying the fearful, respectful gaze that people look at me. But since I hooked up with those noble 'ladies', I basically stayed at home and fought with them, so I didn't have time to do anything else. The lewd uncle swore an oath.
"Really?" Harry breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that this man would not dare to deceive himself. However, this incident made Harry very disgusted, and he couldn't help but be angry again.
"It's absolutely true! How dare I lie to you. "The obscene uncle has a flattering look.
"Didn't you use my identity to cheat you out of money, extortion or something?" Harry asked, uncertain.
"No! Although I am not a good person, I still don't do this kind of hurtful thing, and I don't dare! Those noble 'women' and I can be regarded as taking what they need, but I am not forcing them. Master Magician, you must spare me!" After saying that, the uncle began to cry bitterly, although it was a fake cry, but it was also snot and tears, which was quite spectacular.
"Hmph, let's not talk about how to punish you, don't worry, I won't kill you. But first you have to pay back my innocence, you have to tell you that you are not some level 2 magician Harry *** special, but ......" Harry thought for a moment, "What's your name?"
"The villain's name is Gargamel, and it doesn't matter if they tell them their names, but if they know I'm not a level 2 mage but a normal civilian, they'll kill me. Gargamel's face was weeping.
"Why?" Harry wondered.
"Those noble 'women' have the best face, and their willingness to maintain a relationship with me is mostly due to the blessing of the identity of a magician. If they knew the true identity of the villain, they would definitely feel embarrassed, and it would not be impossible to kill the villain and destroy the corpse at that time. Gargamel explained, "If you want me to confess who I am, then you might as well kill me right here! With that, he made a look of death, but his eyes slyly stared at Harry, wanting to see his reaction.
Gargamel's tricks naturally couldn't hide from Harry, but Harry couldn't really kill him, most of what he said was also the truth, if he was 'forced' to confess, most of those face-loving noblewomen would not spare him. Harry pondered for a while, Gargamel's pretending to be a magician had nothing to do with him, anyway, it was the reputation of the Magic Guild that was bad, Harry didn't bother to pay attention to it, as long as he didn't use his own name, especially his most cherished surname.
"Well, I don't care if you pretend to be a magician! Harry said viciously, "It doesn't matter if you continue to pretend to be a mage. You give me back that badge now, with my name on it, and I can't put it in your hand. ”
"But how can I prove myself without the badge?" Gargamel was a little reluctant, but he didn't dare not do what Harry told him.
"Who are you going to deceive!?(To be continued, if you want to know what will happen next, please log in.,Mobile phone users log in to ap.,More chapters,Please log in to 16k literature network to read!)Now the noble 'women' you meet still need to prove your identity with badges? Get back the badge to prevent you from using my name to deceive people in the future!"
Gargamel had no choice but to 'hand' the badge back to Harry, who instructed again, "Whatever you do, make sure they forget the name Harry, and if I hear anyone mention it in the future, I won't spare you!"
"Yes! Yes! In less than half a month, they will definitely no longer remember your name! Gargamel paused and reassured.
"By the way, how many 'women' did you hook up with?" Harry's eyes suddenly lit up, and he turned to Gargamel.
"I'll count, Britney, Suni, Julia, Angelina...... There are about 10 of them, and a few that don't come often. Why do you want to ...... with them, sir?" Gargamel laughed lewdly.
"Get out, put away your shameless smile, or I'll be able to bake you over!" Harry yelled, the Gargamel couldn't stand it.
"Then my lord, what are you asking them for, and that's all they can do all day......" Gargamel looked aggrieved.
"Tell me who they are, and what their men are in Prontera!" Harry commanded.
"Britney and Suni's husbands are both counts, and they are considered to be a relatively influential family in Prontera, and most of their best friends are also the lovers or wives of marquis or powerful merchants. There were also a few who didn't come often, the wives of the officials of Prontera, who were not as blatant as Britney. Gargamel described them all.
"One thing I'm weird about, they hook up with you, and their husbands don't care?"
"Can you manage it? They themselves are also 'spending' all day and wine outside, and they are all overindulgent in 'lust', and they can't satisfy those tiger-wolf-like 'women' at all. This was a normal thing in the circle of the Prontera nobility. On the contrary, the officials of the empire should pay attention to some influences, after all, their political future is at stake. Gargamel explained.
"Then aren't you afraid of overindulgence? Harry asked rhetorically.
"Hehe!" Gargamel let out his lewd smile again, "Villain, not only am I talented, but I also got a secret recipe in my early years, **a set of exercise recipes*, and I have been practicing since I was an adult, and now I will only become more and more courageous, and I will never lose my armor." If you are interested, I can teach it to you, and you can see that you are still so young, which is the age for practice. ”
"Shut up, don't talk nonsense!" Harry was a little overwhelmed, "what are they doing to you?
"Naturally, I'm obedient to *, but it's down*...... Hehe, they're not stupid, and they and I have a relationship of mutual use, how can they obey me. Although I have the identity of a magician, but I am only level 2, and I am really not a fart in their eyes. If I hadn't been able to satisfy them constantly, and the title of magician was a novelty to them, I'm afraid that with my appearance, I would have left me behind long ago. Gargamel's expression was a little gloomy as he spoke.