Chapter Seventy-Eight: A Thousand Feathers Float to Avoid the Dust
"What, you say I'm irresponsible? I confessed for her that I raped/killed someone, and broke my leg......!
The pestle was excited by Bai Lu and became excited.
Bai Lu heard him say that he had taken on such a big sin for the sake of Tian Tiantian, and he was speechless for a while. But after thinking about it for a moment, she couldn't help sneering, and stepped forward to ask:
"Oh, I can't make up lies! I ask you, is Tian Tian a man or a woman?"
"Uh, woman's ......" Seeing her smile strangely, Kiko scratched her head and took a step back.
"What else would a woman do?" Bai Lu suddenly grabbed the handle of the conversation, pressing step by step.
The pestle retreated again and again, and his mouth was hesitant: "This ...... This is also strange, but I heard that the police said that it is possible that two people committed the crime, maybe there is a man!"
Unexpectedly, Bai Lu sneered more and more when she heard this: "Hehe, you people are really complicated enough! Sweet and sweet, a girl can collude with a man to rape someone, ridiculous!"
At this time, Zixue couldn't help it again, and interjected: "It's not ridiculous, it's not ridiculous, there are more perverts than this in Western countries!"
"Go!" Zhang San glanced at her madly on the side, and said: "You are an underage girl who knows a ball, so you can't be reserved?
"This ......" Zi Xue hesitated, and then said seriously: "It depends on what kind of relationship we have, if it is hard enough, I can stick a knife in your ribs!"
"Damn, you're ruthless enough!" Zhang San was stunned because he was choked by the little foreigner, and he couldn't take it anymore.
"Hehe, this is wolf nature, unscrupulous means to achieve the end!" Zixue smiled lightly.
The speaker has no intention of listening, and the pestle on the side can't help but move in his heart, secretly speculating:
"yes...... If it was really Gan Tiantian who committed the crime with others, then what was her purpose? Who is that man? Could it be that she still has a leg with the old man?......
He was guessing to himself, when Xiao Huang's voice suddenly sounded outside the door: "Yo, it's a little fairy girl, please, please!"
When everyone in the courtyard heard the reputation, it turned out that a little nun had come from outside the door at some point.
The little nun wore a hat and a blue-gray robe, was about seventeen or eighteen years old, and her appearance was extremely delicate and dignified. However, she did not shave, and her hair was bulging with black silk wrapped in her hat, which was quite fairy.
Zhang Sanmad saw that he got up first and leaned up: "Hehe, these years, the nuns and monks and Taoists have all been stubble, and the mountain people have to distinguish the true from the fake!"
As he spoke, he looked the little nun up and down through the low door. The little nun's eyes drooped slightly and she didn't speak, but Xiao Huang on the side couldn't stand it anymore and reminded:
"Hey, you are an old and immodest person, you scare the goose with a dog for a while, and stare at the fairy girl with a smile on your face, and you are not afraid of being taken away by Guanyin Bodhisattva?"
Zhang Sanmad didn't pay attention to him, just looked at the little nun, and it took a long time before he smiled, half chanting and half singing:
"The Nizi who came from the south are not Ni,
The Dao aunt who went north is not an aunt.
The Taoist family of the Buddha is a door,
Thousands of miles to find someone. ”
Xiao Huang smiled disdainfully after hearing this: "Cut, it takes a long time to make up a smooth slip, pretending to be a ghost!"
Zhang San glared at him madly, turned around and shouted at Grandma Liang to show his ability: "Old Lady Liang, this little bhikshuni who is not a monk is looking for you!"
Seeing that the little nun didn't speak, Xiao Huang was even more dissatisfied with Zhang Sanmad, who was full of gossip, and said angrily: "Well, you think you are the living Buddha Jigong of Lingyin Temple, and the blind man doesn't plan to make a plan!"
Zhang Sanmad also replied disdainfully: "The abacus is still left to you! Don't blame the mountain people for not waiting to see you, the PLA soldiers are good, but you are our rival in love." Don't say anything else, just rush to that pot of big white buns, let's also divide our position, you kid has the same time, place, and people as these three things, go back to your Gao Laozhuang as soon as possible!"
"Hey, you broken sieve is unreasonable, and the goose is not a pig!" Xiao Huang couldn't scare him, so angry that he put the gift in his hand on the half-human-high wall, and hummed and complained to Fang Bailu:
"It's not a human inside and out! It's a good girl, make some good friends, the goose is gone, go to the car and wait for you!"
Xiao Huang finished speaking and left angrily.
Only then did the little nun clasp her palms together and slowly speak: "Uncle Dust, the disciple Qianyu is polite." ”
"Uncle Dust Shelterer?" As soon as the little nun opened her mouth, Bai Lu and Zixue were all confused, and they were all inexplicable.
Only Zhang Sanmad and Grandma Liang were not surprised.
Seeing Zhang San's crazy "hehe" Yile, he turned around and blew at Zixue: "What's the matter, the mountain people said that they were here to find someone!"
"Heh......" Zixue was still stunned, nodded at him stupidly, and said to herself: "This plot is a bit like a novel......"
Zhang Sanmad also nodded: "Yes, like Mr. Zhuoyue's "Nine Streams of Desire"!"
The two of them were talking about each other, when they saw Grandma Liang suddenly cover her old face and cry bitterly. Bai Lu and Tsuzi were shocked and stunned when they saw this, and hurried to help her.
"Grandma, what's wrong with you?" asked the pestle anxiously.
But Grandma Liang only cried and cried, and her voice was hoarse.
Bai Lu was distressed and anxious, and didn't know how to comfort her, so she finally gritted her teeth and decisively said: "I'm not going to Beijing anymore!"
The first thing that came to mind when I heard this sentence was the pestle. He thought he had misheard for the first 0.1 seconds, and then immediately set off an atomic bomb in his mind for the next 0.9 seconds, and the heat wave instantly struck all the gloom and gloom within a trillion light years......
Of course, he didn't have such an accurate stopwatch, and he didn't have time to calculate, let alone know what a light year was. It's all thanks to a codeword master named Jun Xi or Mr. Zhuoyue.
However, no one doubts that the pleaser must be the happiest person.
"Hmm......" Grandma Liang was also stunned by Bai Lu's words, and couldn't help crying, staring at Bai Lu in amazement for a long time, and then wiped her tears and asked, "Girl, are you telling the truth?"
"Well, I'm not leaving, I'm staying!" Bai Lu made up his mind and nodded vigorously.
Grandma Liang smiled bitterly, sighed with tears in her eyes for a moment, "Silly girl, do you think grandma was sad just now because you are leaving? No, grandma will be happy when you leave! Silly child, woo woo woo ...... "
Grandma Liang started crying again as she spoke.
"Why is that? Is it for this little nun?" Bai Lu couldn't help but ask curiously when she saw her grandmother crying sadly and sadly.
"Woo woo, woo woo......" Grandma Liang just cried, everyone was moved and couldn't help wiping away tears.
At this time, the little nun who claimed to be a thousand feathers floating outside the door sighed slightly, and gently pushed the door in.
Snow Wolf Dawn, who had been lying in the corner to observe the movement, and the big black dog Black Hades were unsuspecting, just lazily looking at her and then closing their eyes to recuperate.
Qianyu Fusheng walked like a lotus, light and silent, and slowly came to Grandma Liang. The nun did not recite the Buddha's name, but instead recited the Tao:
"The Nine Heavens Xuannu Wuji Yuanjun, the supreme of the top, is the top, the Xuanzhi and the Xuan, the number of the Xuan! God is omniscient, the form is omnipresent, the feelings of all things are known, and the state of the changes is known, and he is the master of Dao Ao. My master has escaped into the empty door and abandoned the old things, and specially asked me to come, and hope to receive the Yuan Zhu!"
After reciting the Taoism, I saw Grandma Liang stop crying and sluggish for a long time, and sighed in amazement: "I didn't expect Senior Sister Yunchen to finally enter the Buddha Gate......
Then he was sad and asked, "But what about the Lingzhu Temple, did it pass it on to you?"
Qianyu Fusheng sighed lightly: "The disciple has just been enlightened by Master Yunchen, and he is still a student, and he has no immortal fate. Now the Lingzhu Temple has been renamed the Lingzhu Nunnery and returned to the Great Lingyan Temple. ”
Grandma Liang was distracted for a long time after hearing this, and finally sighed and tidied up her clothes and hair buns, slowly closed her eyes and fell to the ground, and stretched out her hands to make a sign of acceptance.
Seeing that Qianyu Fusheng was calm and calm, he silently took out a yellow brocade bag from his arms, and then slowly opened it. Inside was a rosewood box the size of a tea cup. The aroma of boxing Baohua hit people, and everyone present was stunned.
Zhang Sanmad leaned in front, stared at the two highlighted eyes, swallowed saliva, and secretly screamed: "Grandma, what kind of baby is it?"